>>744570370Chana's problem
>>744570370>The Infographics Show
>>744570370Sell every single one of their IPs to Asian gacha companies.
>>744570370>be Yves Guillemot>company crashing and burning>still find time to take a plane to yurop and lobby for live service sloppa (all your live service games besides R6S are flops)
>>744570370What's hilarious is they rejected an offer to be bought out by Tencent a few years back because they required Guillemot to step down, apparently he failed to realize that the entire reason Ubisoft is tanking is because of his leadership.
Shit out yet another safe and boring assassins creed game, that'll do it surely.Maybe when they die some more of their ex-staff can get togethet and make something actually good, like the actual pirate game sequel to AC4 that both Ubisoft and Microsoft failed to make on two separate occasions.
>>744570370>FixKill it and sell all their IPs. I just want a competent studio to grab Prince of Persia and make a Sands of Time trilogy non-shit PC version. EA or Microsoft can grab Ass Creed if they want. Give Rayman to Capcom or Sega
>>744570370It can't be fixed and I enjoy that they keep becoming a bigger and bigger burden on the French economy. Hopefully it becomes the first studio to be forced to close by government order.
>>744570370The rot has spread too deep. You'd have to burn it out but by doing so you'd have no people left. Just go bankrupt already.
>>744570370>Shed everything about the company that isn't horny French anime crap or turn everything into French anime>Uplay as a storefront and downloader, but using it as a launcher is optional>No live service, no DRM>Make neat Rayman games or similar vibes with quick turnaround times sold for less than 20$, no open world shit that was just being used to scam the French government out of grantsThat's it.
>>744570370I would hire immigrants to wipe out my devs. If they didn't want this to happen they shouldn't have supported laws that allow workers to hold employers hostage. Hopefully the smarter ones who I like will take the hint before it's too late for them. After that I just take advantage of my IPs with my reasonably sized dev studio.
Make good games instead of shit games.
>>744570370Reboot Assasin's Creed from scratch. Rehire the original director and give him a hard limit of three games (+DLCs) to tell his story and ban him from making it about the sun exploding.
>>744570802>Maybe when they die some more of their ex-staff can get togethetRidiculous nonsense. The people who made the original Black Fag haven't worked there for a decade and could have made this make-believe game years ago, but they didn't and the vibe coding jeets and dangerhairs of current Ubishit certainly won't, and can't. Look at the fucking "remaster", they had the whole game, it was already made for them and STILL they ruined it.
>>744570370>fire everyone who suggested making an AC game about a black samurai >demand we make a new AC game set during the 60s>the game opens up with you killing JFK>turns our LBJ was the bad guy all along>become a rogue assassin and have to take the new shadow gov downBoom
Tencent has higher shares in Fromsoft than they do in UbisoftI expect Fromshit to follow suit
>>744570960>I would hire immigrants>I'll give my country cancer on purpose to save my dogshit vidya companyYou don't seem to realise that those people never leave once they're inside, and will keep "working" in the industry.
>>744570991>ban him from making it about the sun explodingAC went to shit literally because of people like (You).
>>744571084Boom, the final nail in Ubisoft shit-filled coffin.
Weren't there plans to auction their less popular IPs? Haven't seen any news about it since the topic was raised during their partial merger with Tencent.
>>744571084>demand we make a new AC game set during the 60s>the game opens up with you killing JFK>turns our LBJ was the bad guy all alongAnon, have you forgotten the glyphs in AC2? You're literally describing them right now.
>>744570370>shilling your youtube channelShameful saar
>>744571149Not a single person gave a flying fuck about Desmond
>>744571115Anon when you pay someone to assassinate someone else it's not recurring employment, they're just one time contractors.
>>744571232And it went so much better the moment they decided to appease the "Remove modern day" fags, right?
Question to frogs: what's so horrible about Vivendi that Ubisoft would rather sell their asses to chinks than allow Vivendi to take over?
>>744571291>Attended to move the goalposts1 and 2 did not need nor benefit from desmond
>>744571149Sorry but the Sun is going to explode is not a good narrative hook. Try again.>>744571232And I'm not saying get rid of Desmond or the modern day shit, just the sun. It's unacceptable. There are only three games and you aren't ending Assasin's Creed 2 with a sun's fucked cliffhanger that you need to resolve in one more game.
>>744571341Altair acquiring the map and Ezio getting into the Vault were directly linked to helping Desmond.
>>744570370I would make a white boy Assassin's Creed (zero niggers, every female exists to bounce boobily) for emergency bucks. Then I'd release a Rayman trilogy and a Beyond Good and Evil remaster
>>744571391What's so improbable about a solar flare fucking up the earth's magnetic field and causing the entire electric grid to shut down worldwide? There were actual concerns about them at the time IRL, too.
>>744570370>Fire those who don't play games>Rehire staff with an requirement to show thier Hours played in Ubisoft Titles and other games>Only accept applications from Devs that play in thier Freetime
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>744571460Because you either commit to it and the third game takes place during the apocalypse and the fall of civilization and it's a brawl between the assasins and the templars for who gets take the reigns on humanity or you use an alien magic device that stops it. This is the definitive end. I'm not sure they knew for sure what they were going for with it but magic bullshit orb is probably what we would have got and I am entirely uninterested in it.
>>744571406>storyshitDid the game become more fun due to Desmond?The answer is no
>>744571460>solar flareLiterally does not happen, stop getting your knowledge from Rimworld.
>>744570370Make For Honor playable offline before their servers get bombed by the ccp.
>>744571464I'd fire anyone who had played Ubishit titles because of their clear lack of taste and inability to make good choices.
>>744570802>Shit out yet another safe and boring assassins creed game, that'll do it surely.They just did that with the remaster of 4 and despite great sales success, it hasn't tipped them out of hell.
fire all the white devs and quadruple down on india
Fire everyone that has touched Assassin's Creed.Fire anyone that has attended university.Use photogrammetry of a city including as many interriors as possible. Pay anyone that lets photographers into their place a percentage of the profits and if they look good ask if they'd like to be scanned and ascociated with the place.Only use good voices, essentially no voice actors except for unusually good ones such as Michael Ironside, Claudia Black and whover voiced Fran, Balthier and most of the FFXII cast.Put Reflections (Driver dev) in charge of driving.Get back as much of red storm/tom clancy as possible. Invole them in setting up swat etc for a city.You play random scenarios in which you rescue others. You stop shrinks from stifling lives. Eg there is a prisoner transport, an ambulance something. You witness something that isn't right and you do everything you can to save them. Cops or security holding someone down etc. Especially women. Anything, by anyone, gangs, groids, whatever, witness something wrong and you do your part.As you succeed you are put in more dangerous scenarios. Like stopping swat storm someone's home or wherever someone is making some stand. Could be swat in the middle of something sinister, rest going along, you not.A good escape part of shooting the fuck out of the bad guys.Call it "No good deed goes unpunished".You're it. You're all the hope someone has. Everyone else will go along with the problem. If you do nothing wrong wins.Essentially no end, just gets harder and harder. But see some humanity as a reward. Actual or immagination.A lot of endings, like you can't do any more. Fatigued, wounded. The govt etc enemy tries to break you, make you give up. Stopped while trying is sometimes token. Just drawing a line. Not endorsing something and suffering for it.Sometimes the severety of what you face will be scenic. Like it was meant to be. How you are defined as different. Something they can't see.
>>744571886>>744571464>not only do you have to work on ubishit for a living>but you have to come home to play more ubishitfucking devilish
>>744571149>>744570991Rework Desmond into being more of an interesting part instead of a weird thing with poor payoff. Anyone that says "scrap the modern day stuff" misses the point the franchise started with, and the potential it pissed away.
>>744570370Remove the entire management, close all existing devs and replace them with Japanese.I guess with obligations in the realm of billions and practically nothing to show for it, it's probably best to wind the whole shit down.And let's just say, that "uPlay" and "Denuvo" didn't particularly entice me to buy Ubisoft games those last few years.Games tied to those will probably become unplayable once Ubisoft folds, won't they?
Had the perfect opportunity to name their game launcher Animus, went with fucking UPlay/Ubisoft Connect.Corporate side of theirs has always been retarded.
>>744571961>the point the franchise started with,It was never a good premise or a good franchise.It should just have been an assassin game, none of that "going into video games" retard plot.
>>744571961Not a single human being bought AC1 expecting or wanting a modern day plotGo fuck yourself
>>744570370I want to play a templer again, I'm tired of the Hashashin
>>744571961Modern day stuff was not once advertised leading up to AC1's release
>>744572169I was alive at the time and you're absolutely full of shit. The series wasn't even the virtual tourism crap it would become later on, half of the people's interest in it WAS the Animus plotline. It's only after 3 was an absolute fucking shitshow and Desmond abruptly died with nothing seriously resolved that people retroactively declared all of it shit and pointless.
>>744570370It can't be fixed outside of Luiging their CEOs.
Round to every single employee at all their locations, take them out in front of their buildings and make them kneel, then execute them one by one. Finally burn the buildings and do not allow firefighters to intervene.There, Ubisoft is saved.
Fucked up how instead of reviving PoP with all it's magical and mythical RPG stuff they decided to shoehorn it into AC. And STILL they have yet to make a combat system that's just a more refined WW.
>>744572462>PoPNot an rpg.
>>744570825>non-shit PC versionUr a fag, they work perfectly with 5 minutes of simple tweaks Regardless, ubi should really die
>>744572213I was alive too and you are trying to gaslight, faggot. NOBODY was aware of modern day slop before release.
>>744570370They should remake black fl... oh right they already did that... 5 years too late
>>744572608Not that Anon but I'd appreciate a fix for the game's sound mixing or adding subtitles.
>>744571294>le bebe est il gros?Lmao as someone who doesn't speak whatever language that is, it's funny
>>744572636>NOBODY was aware of modern day slop before release.You're forgetting that AC1 leaked a month before release?
>>744572662People have this weird Stockholm syndrome where they remember black flag as good but the demake clearly shows that it was never good and Ubisoft is a hack fraud company.
>>744570370
>>744572730>I'm terminally online!the rest of the world wasn't and did not know
>>744572742AC IV may have been a good game but I genuinely lost track of what the hell is even going on story-wise because I just cleared the map, therefore I have no fucking opinion on its story.
>>744571198They already sold a few stuff to Atari
>>744572796>Claims to know public's opinion on AC1 at the time of release>Forgets the entire reason for AC2's assrape DRM Newfag
>>744572842unc wasted his whole life here :sob:
>>744572730>>744572842ass creed 1 came out 20 years ago
>>744572778>r*star got watch dogsgrim
>>744572842We are talking about the AC1 surprise reveal that it takes place in the modern day. Stop trying to move the goalposts, faggot
>>744572842>Forgets the entire reason for AC2's assrape DRMBecause everyone was using that shit in the late 00s/early 10s?You're retarded m8
>>744570370cut all business connections with and related to indians and middle easternsalso fire anyone who worked on watch dogs 2 that didnt do open world and level designs and gameplay. anyone else that still remains or liked it should go.anyone that worked on or liked ac origins for its gameplay for a mainline ac game should go.these were key moments when it was very noticeable that quality dropped the fuck off, so yeah. like it started declining before then, but these were the most pivotal moments i think.
>>744573071And said surprise was hinted at by interviews and certain gameplay demos with desync death screen.>>744573117AC2's DRM was especially egregious at the time, as it required a constant internet connection with ubi servers and people with bad internet couldn't play it without constantly getting booted
>one of the biggest publisher existing if you just go by nother>Everyone only remember the POS ass cred IPAnd you wonder why those wokie troons are broke?
>>744573203You're not trying, so why should I? in regards to AC1's modern day being leaked, was it only those heavily online users, or did the vast audience know before release?It was almost entirely confined to the heavily online crowd. The vast majority of the mainstream gaming audience had absolutely no idea the twist was coming.To understand why the secret stayed relatively contained, you have to look at how different the internet and gaming culture were in 2006 and 2007 compared to today: The 2007 Internet Ecosystem: Today, a massive leak or spoiler gets picked up by algorithms and pushed onto your Twitter, TikTok, or YouTube homepage whether you follow gaming news or not. In 2007, Twitter had barely launched, YouTube was in its infancy, and Reddit was a niche platform. If you didn't actively browse dedicated forums (like NeoGAF or GameFAQs) or read gaming websites (like IGN or Gamespot) daily, you simply wouldn't see the leaks. Kristen Bell's Interview Was Buried: When Kristen Bell accidentally revealed the sci-fi plot in her late 2006 IGN interview, it was in a text-based Q&A. It didn't become a viral video clip. Hardcore fans caught it and debated it relentlessly on forums, but it never broke through to the casual consumer. Ubisoft's Ironclad Marketing: The average gamer got their information from television commercials, magazine covers (like Game Informer), and browsing the shelves at GameStop. Ubisoft ensured that 100% of the game's massive marketing budget was dedicated exclusively to the Crusades. Every poster, cinematic trailer, and box art focused purely on Altaïr and historical assassinations.Because the "leak" never reached mainstream visibility, the illusion held perfectly for the general public. When millions of people popped the disc into their Xbox 360 or PS3, they fully expected a purely historical game, making the transition into the Animus one of the most effective and memorable surprises of that console generation.
>>744573203I forgot AC2's was the always online one. Thought it was the Spore one. I'm pretty sure always online DRM became popular quickly around that time or right after though.
>>744573384AC2's got cracked ~6 months after release, Ubisoft got butthurt and complaints were numerous so AC:B had no DRM at all, you only missed out on DLC and MP.
>>744570541They're worth nothing to gacha because they have no appealing characters
>>744573571The fujo audience, let's get it.
>>744572169It was kept under wraps for marketing, it was a twist, zoomtard. Most people who bought the game didn't know there's a modern day plot in it
>>744571923You haven't described anything interesting, that's just a GTA clone. Watch Dogs is more original than that
>>744570370Have 2 AssC franchises run in parallel and DON'T make them share mechanics/animations. With stealth series you just continue from Unity and keep it fast paced, with RPG series you scale down to Origins size and polish the game up instead of making a 200 hour long game with the quality of a free gacha. You bring back Juno as the villain because if you could resurrect her once, you can do it again. People need closure on that storyline. And you make digital Desmond in the Animus the next meta protagonist, and instead of IRL bits you play him in those digital bits which Shadows already did anyway for no reason that anyone could explain. And then you give closure to his storyline too, and pass the torch properly to the next meta story.
>>744573983Fuck it, steal Cyberpunk's thunder, have Desmond invade the mind of some poor shmuck using the Animus and try to bodyjack it.
>>744571212I'm still not sure how BP didn't sue them. Not that BP doesn't do tons of evil shit but I'm pretty sure they're not in a secret society trying to enslave mankind. I think that's overt not secret.
>>744573681>Not a single human being bought AC1 expecting..thank you for backing my point up, illiteratetard
>>744570370HAHAHAH TO THINK IT ALL BEGAN WHEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A FUCKING NGUBU AS THE MALE LEAD OF ASSASSIN CREED FUCKING JAPAN OF ALL PLACES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED
>>744570570The plane is literally like 30 minutes from paris to Luxembourg, bugisoft is European.
>>744570370Kill it with fire. It's just a bloated corpse giving a false appearance of life.
>>744570370You can't at this point in time. It would be like assuming command of the Titanic 60 seconds before hitting the iceberg. What's interesting is to compare the trajectory of Ubisoft with Capcom>both companies are sitting on a treasure trove of beloved IPs>both companies have cashcows they can release and milk annually>both companies have in house engines and tools that allow them outputting games self-sufficiently >both companies are national darlings that give them privileged access to new talent>both companies have achieved too big to fail status>both companies are also complacent and like to recycle the same games over and over again with an audience that eats it upBut where Ubisoft diverges from Capcom is that Capcom gives people what they want, especially when the company was struggling, you can complain about demakes but the truth is that gamers want full remakes from the ground up, Capcom are also smart enough to realize that sex and coomer skins sell and that they can't go full pozzwoke if they want people to still play their games. Another thing is that despite some duds Capcom never mistreats their IPs to the point of completely killing people's interest in them. On the other side you have Ubisoft downright antagonizing the players and doubling down on specifically not giving them what they want because "can't let chuds win" or something.
>>744573983>>744574086You forgot about subject 16 (Clay Kaczmarek) ?
>>744575686I remember, but he was actually a nice, albeit a mindbroken, guy. Even sacrificed himself for Big D without hesitation.Desmond taking some Abstergo Initiate's body to stir shit up, now we're talking.
It's time to let your pigslop subscription grindies go, OP.The era of MMO's is completely over.
>>744570370Most of the money game companies were getting was from billionaires funding woke shit in video games (they classify it as philanthropy), they are gunshy right now cause of Trump.If they can wait the Trump admin out it will all be back.
Please Ubisoft just fucking die already. >Get used to not owning your company Bitch.
>>744576929it doesn't' matter whether incels buy your game or not, if billionaires are funding propaganda in it
>>744570370nonsensical ai thumbnail
>>744570370>fire 19k diversity hires>sell shitty dead IPs like ass creed and far cry to sony or microsoft>leave 100 spartans and give the task to make new rayman 3d game for nintendo switch 2
>>744571464lol, that's not how it works kid. sure before you become good/pro at something you have to understand how the thing works and is being made so at one stage you were just a fan like most of us. but geniuses like Kojima and Miyazaki don't waste time consuming other people's work, at least not playing modern video games LMAO. they make their own shit and they know exactly what they want to make.
>>744570370For AC specifically:>Fire anyone involved in approving Yasuke as a playable character and not making Taka the MC of Shadows.>Fire anyone involved in making Kassandra canon.>Fire anyone involved in making Eivor a woman.>Fire anyone who thought Hexe should have actual magic systems at all.>Get this mindset of needing country-sized maps out the window immediately. It does not improve any of the nuAC games and bloats them to hell for little to no reason. Returning back to cities is by far the best way to work about this.>Immediately greenlight Jazz Age Junkies.>All the Chronicles games get retconned and retell their stories in a much longer format with a proper AC game. There is no reason why Shao Jun, Arbaaz, and Nikolai shouldn't have proper games.>Get Jade out of abandonware-hell and simply release it on consoles and call it a day. The work is already done, at this point just stop holding onto it.For everything else:>Immediately work with Nintendo on more OC crossover games even if they don't sell amazingly well and price the budgets accordingly to an expectation of 500k copies at best. There is no reason why there shouldn't be more Mario + Rabbids games or something in that same spirit as long as they rein in expectations that they misplaced in Sparks of Hope.>Make a sequel to Steep since that did well and have a reasonable expectation for the budget in the A or AA range instead of going AAA. Riders Republic was feature creep and the multiplayer integration was a bad call.>Continue to support For Honor, R6, and The Division.>Scuttle Skull & Bones, that game is clearly running on fumes.>Cancel BG&E2, it's just a money pit at this point.>Proper sequels to Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia like what people expect of them, not Blacklist or The Lost Crown.>Rayman gets a renewed focus as their "Mario". More Legends/Origins-esque games and bring back the 3D games which are alternated between, but the same scope as their original games.
>>744571961Desmond and the modern day stuff was interesting and I really liked seeing Desmond get stronger until he was basically as strong as Ezio at the end of Assassins Creed 2 when fighting against Abstergo goons.Then they completely dropped the ball in 3 with one of the most boring settings in the entire series, frankly nobody cares much about native Americans/American revolution outside of America and no interesting modern day stuff
>>744573571Pretty much of this.What China should do characters like a black samurai and such?"Give a man what they want and they come back to you again"
>>744580572>Blacklistanon, that game was actually fun as fuck stealth sandbox as long as you turned off all the bullshit like marking enemies and played on the highest difficulty. I'd rate it second to chaos theory which has superior level design and locations but gameplay wise blacklist is more fun.
>>744581040It was widely panned by the fanbase for how action-heavy it was which is why I mention it. I remember at launch people here were fuming about it. That's why I'm saying make it more like the older games just with an updated control scheme rather than what Blacklist was trying to be.
>>744571294Jesus Christ....
>>744570490it's like someone had AI generation tech a decade before the rest of us
>>744570960>I would hire immigrants to wipe out my devs.That's what they did, hence the disaster.
>>744571279Mouth breather.
>>744571294It's fucking OVER for France
>>744581393nah, that would be WatchMojo
>>744581182I was very annoyed by conviction, it almost played like a fucking uncharted, changing the diff didn't do nothing. not sure what was the reasoning with blacklist to hide such great game under the highest difficulty most people didn't even bother to try, those who did know that it was perfectly balanced and fun stealth experience.
>>744571464Don't forget to add an exam from every 6 months to show they had a competency to write a code in quality unlike jeets and their endless spagetti codes
>>744571502Good....I really want to do this within the CEO and the Exec's of the Ubisoft
>>744581558Please forgive me, I got mixed up between Conviction and Blacklist. Conviction was the one I was thinking of that people hated for exactly what you were talking about, Blacklist was the one I remember people being indifferent about but still not liking.
>>744581731hated that mission lol
>>744572215Kino
>>744581490>>744581512I mean pay Mohammad 100 euros to kill an artist because it's too expensive to fire them in france. It'd be cheaper for them to have their studios wiped out IRL than legally getting rid of them and that's how I'd do it.
>>744570370Pajeets, arabs or chinese will take over.
I just want Tencent to buy Ubisoft and remake AC from scratch to erase the shitshow AC has become.
>>744572828wow, what a lame list
>>744582006AC is dead bro.Let it die peacefully
>>744570960>laws that allow workers to hold employers hostageno such thing exists in EU.Having fairer contracts isn't "holding your employer hostage".
>>744582006still can't believe how they fumbled AC Nihonthey just HAD to put a fucking ape in there and present it as a valid historical figure and legendary samurai (based on fabrications by a communist who got thrown out of academia for being a fraud)ubisoft queerbec are the worst
>>744581523pretty sure that's satire.
>>744582192Ubi's biggest problem is the amount of employees they have they can't easily get rid of. Remember how Microsoft had to pause the firing of the Arkane studio in France? If I had to fix ubisoft like OP wanted I would take the easier path and have them killed.
>>744575432I think they started figuring this out with Blackflag but it's probably too late now. having good leadership is important. they have all the creative talent in the word but people on top making decisions are the worst scumbags imaginable who would rather sink the whole ship for a few DEI shekels from mister Fink. Guillaume Broche was working at Ubisoft for a while and ended up leaving and making Expedition 33. Ubisoft would never allow a project like this to be made.
>>744570370Maybe just maybe make a good game
>>744582538while it's true that in EU you can't fire employees if they're actively respecting their part of the contract (i.e. actually working), they can still be reassigned to other tasks.In addition to that, France has some law that allows companies to lay off employers if they have to downsize due to budget constrictions or other things:https://www.legifrance.gouv.fr/codes/id/LEGIARTI000006901015/2026-04-23I'm more than willing to assume the biggest fuckups were made by the higher ups growing complacent with their supposed "infinite money" to realize they could very well go bankrupt, up to the point to make absolute retarded decision like putting a fucking nigger as the MC of their last-resort-AC, and doubling down for an entire year, despite the writings being on every fucking wall that people absolutely did not want that.
>>744582073I wouldn't have even considered it was AC if it wasn't in this thread
>>744570370I dunno, maybe an assassins creed starring a black guy? That should help
>>744570370I wouldn't. Just let this garbage company die
>>744582865you're silly
>>744572687The baby still gross?yeah, because it's a fucking orc
WTF why did they let this happen?
>>744583805It's not AssCreed in the webm. That's Dragon's Dogma.
>>744580483>Hackazaky>Hackjima>GenuisesRetard
>>744570370Make gamesMake games but don't shit on the floor and tell gamers it's their fault that happened. Make a gacha with french animation teams making the jiggliest and curviest women to exist to save the company from debtMake games in IPs people like
>>744584682>he doesn't worship the real game makersyou don't belong here nigger tranny. kys
>>744584824>Worshipping retard japs who make slopNeck yourself drone
>>744570370stop the poz. no more utting ngers and women in games. problem solved
LOL
>>744585452not having a reddit acount, I can't decide if those reddit screencaps I see are actually legit or satire.Those people seems so far gone it's actually sad they think like that without an ounce of irony.
>>744581523TCHIIIIP
>>744580483The average Dev isn't a genius
>westlop company is in ruins foe making censored unpolished westlop>This is china fault!Unitedstatetian will always make me chuckle
>>744570370Get rid of Ubisoft Singapoor. They're the fags that created that failure, Skulls and Crossbones.
>>744586648MGS1 made him immortal, even if he had never made another notable game after that, which he did. But look at how many other big names haven't matched that legacy like Carmack, Gabe, Spector...
>>744584937those two made better and more unique shit than anything ubisoft ever put out
i didn't hear no bell
>Annouce new Driver game>Make billions>Rockstar goes out of business
>>744570370More propaganda focus.
>>7445703704 words, big tits and big asses
>>744570370Get woke go broke
>>744585612It's possible to look at https://old.reddit.com/user/StalinPaidTheClouds without an account to try and decide if it's a real person with those opinions.
>>744570570how is that not normal? the man has clearly a very feeble mind and only shows regard for money.
>>744589357That's five words, m8.
>>744589539They deserved it after Yasuke.People begged for an AC in japan.It was an easy money, but no Ubisoft needed to troon out the game with st floyd the samurai warrior.
Fire all the women, browns, executives and close the random worthless brown translation "studios"Now with your workforce cut down from 15 0000 useless eaters to 500 actual workers you can focus on making 2-3 legitimate games simultaneously.
>>744570370Uglier, gayer protagonists. Be like Sony.
Okay new idea for an assasins creed game.>It's gachayou're an assassin you have to build your own assasin guild, you use the templar machine to recruit assassins into your guild.All characters are assasins, alll characters are female except for you the MC. it's a harem game.
>>744590928pretty sure any such attempt in europe will have you ousted in days by the governments
>>744571084>>fire everyone who suggested making an AC game about a black samurai>>demand we make a new AC game set during the 60sOh anon. Do you know what was happening in 1960s America?
>>744570370that's what happens when you go WOKE bitch jajjajajajajajjajajajajajaalso make better games
>>744570370just burn this piece of dogshit company already
WHEN DO I BUY THE DIP?
throw it in the trash and start back with funny templar assassins jumping into haybales>b-butnahthe kids will love it
I feel like they have already used all the big locations / time periods people care about for AC games.
>>744593743One appeal of AC is that it doesn't always focus on major periods of time but more niche or lesser known ones so it's not like that's even necessary. Project Legacy also covered a lot of events that could easily be made into games if they wanted, not to mention Chronicles with Shao Jun, Arbaaz, and Nikolai, the comic with Nikolai, and then the novels with people like Arbaaz.There's also no reason why we can't do Assassin's Creed: The Movie: The Game even if it's years past its time because Aguilar's entire story could easily be done even if it was standalone without Cal. They could even had Cal be the Modern Day protagonist with postumous OMAR COMIN' YO and Shao Jun's descendant. Have Cal give a handwave explanation that William or Basim need him to sync some data from Aguilar again and boom, there you go.
>>744582046>Grow Home and Grow UpCute games but you can tell Ubisoft was trying to do the small title thing that EA was at the time.>Cold Fear and I Am AliveSomeone at Atari knows real shit.
Why is /v/ unironically watching watchmojo channels now?
>>744570370I thought black samurai game was a smash success and chuds were thoroughly owned? Curious.
>>744594305It's honestly baffling that they didn't even consider playing as japanese guy in Japan, like it was insufficient diversity points. Asscreed was already suffering from extreme ubisoft formula fatigue from the checklist watchtower gameplay, it didn't need any controversy or friction.
>>744570370I wouldn’t. Let it die.
Make a game that makes troons/lefties seethe.
Wild Arena Survivors 2
>>744570370Kill em all with helicopters
>>744582046I Am Alive is great, and Child of Eden is meant to be great too.
>>744581825Pedo.
>>744596556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYlsIGwJwvweven after seeing that its real i struggle accepting the fact that this is not a shitpost.
>>744582046>Cold Fear>I Am AliveHell fucking yes
>>744570370Crazy to think that they bankrupted themselves trying to turn the sailing from Black Flag into its own game
>>744570960this guy could be an actual consultant, lmaothis is the shit they tell these companies every day
Well deserved honestly.
>>744593561Sorry anon but there wont be any dip.IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!
>>744573617Almost nobody wants to deal with the fujo audience, no matter how much money they have.
