>man’s best friend that has helped humanity for over 500,000 years to hunt, protect and comfort them plus are even used to find things like bombs or people in disasters>also the most commonly reoccurring, obnoxious animal enemy in videogames to exist What the fucks up with that?
>>744570406Helldogs have always been a staple thing anon
>>744570406Your mistake is assuming that they are your best friends.They are not. They are the best friends of your enemies in these games.
>>744570406as big smoke once saidSame things that make us laugh, make us cry CJ.
>>744570406You're also fighting a man and he has a best friend.
>>744570406Subconsciously it just ends up being an enemy type whenever they want to add enemy diversity. Also why a lot of games follow a sort of humans+dogs, monsters theme where they swap between the two. I.e bloodborne. Same with HL1 for example where you swap between the military and aliens whenever it starts getting stale
>>744570406Sub-humans instinctively fear them.
>>744570406>dogs are a subspecies or another species of wolf>wolves in games are usually less annoying and more uncommon than dogs
dirty and disgustingif you keep a dog inside your house you need to KYS
>>744570406you just dodge when it jumps and attack. they're only obnoxious in elden shit because of chain attacks and 0 poise dogshit game
>>744571529>and 0 poise dogshit gameThey do like 20 poise damage in that game. Have you tried wearing more than rags?
>>744570885go fuck yourself, browncel. only mudshits get this angry about dogs. go blow yourself up.
>>744570406Find another animal that is both common and dangerous. Fighting a house cat would be stupid. And more exotic animals like tigers immediately raise a question why do some terrorists/guards have them.
>>744570790nigger you just posted the only area where wolves are way more annoying than dogs in a soulsborne game.
>>744571669he isn't wrong tho, dogs don't belong inside a human's home and have been kept outside for all of history when they were used for practical purposes like herding, hunting or guarding
>>744571962Dogs belong indoors more than brown people do.
I want a dog fren.I always wanted a golden retriever, but I have a feeling it would be miserable in my small flat, with me being absent for 12 hours a day.
>>744570406Yet there's no game where you get to kill shitbulls
>>744570885Fuck off you sand nigger faggot
>>744571669>>744572380t. dog kissing white boys
>>744570885You eat your food with hands, you also scrape your asses with your hands. Unsanitized uncultured swine.
>>744573140your dog licks his shit filled anus and then sticks his tongue all over you and inside your mouth
>>744573140They use a different hand for each. Idiot.
>>744570406Because everyone knows dogs are dangerous. Most people had some experience with dogs that went out of control, I saw my childhood friend get bit by a big ass dog who was supposedly "friendly". Yeah your dog is dangerous too, you just don't know what exactly is going to make it bite into a stranger. Maybe it's the smell of bagels that going to trigger it one day, there's no way for you to know
>>744572058>uguuu animals are more important that peopleEveryone who says this should be treated like an animal
>>744572785>>744573042>>744573171you wipe your shit encrusted ass with your hands and then eat with them pranjeet/abdul
Dogs are disgusting, don't lose your dog around my street or I'll gut him.
dogs are not mans best friend they stole that title from the humble horse like true NIGGERs
because they are dirty beasts, slaughter them wherever you find them
>>744573512>Everyone who says this should be allowed insideYes.
>>744570406lets be real dogs are just mouths with legs
>>744573621*gets startled and kicks you in the dick*Nothing personnel neiggher
Yo if you ever meet a white girl that grew up with a dog in her home there's a 70% chance she has been knotted, the family dog probably even took her virginityWhite women that live alone with dogs have 100% been knotted
>>744573885i dont expect niggers with no leash shitbulls to know how to act around noble animals
Does anyone have a YouTube link to the "white girls fucks dogs" song
>>744571563I have been unable to get a single light attack out with medium armor due to 2 dogs/ rats. stop defending bad game design.
>>744574176So you expect you should be able to just run up to a mob of enemies, spam r1 and win with medium armor? Firstly you can do that secondly holy skill issue. And wtf are u using, a dagger?Literally every larger weapon has insane hyperarmor. Use a greatsword (as in the weapon class) and you won't get staggered by any regular enemy.Or just use any weapon with Endure (or whatever they called it in ER)
Whats with all the sharteens popping out of the woodwork whenever someone drops praise for animals usually common household ones like dogs or cats?
>>744570536/thread
>stealth game>dog is chasing after my scent trail>i just drop a proximity mine and keep going my usual way
>>744570406brown people hate animalsguess who makes your games
>>744570406It's because dogs and humans are tied at the hip that they show up as enemies alongside their human counterparts.
>>744571962>Historically people have treated animals poorly so we should keep doing it
>>744580225That's the correct stance tho as animals are tools not companions
>>744573937proofs?
>>744570536Good point
>>744571529>they're only obnoxious in elden shit because of chain attacks and 0 poise dogshit gameAnother rollsloppers who is too stupid to block but blames the game instead of himself.
>>744570406t. dogfucker
My favourite thing about dogs in video games is when you shoot them and they make that yelping noise as they drop dead
>>744573569defending your favorite spot on the street to take a shit from rabid dogs in delhi i could see why you don't like them
>>744580225humans gave them food and shelter and don't even slaughter them for meat like other domesticated animals.and more and more people who live alone and are out working for 10+ hours letting their dog alone in a small apartment is not good for the animal either.
>>744570406>don't know wild dogsThey're EVOLVED from wolfs.
>>744574176Your L2s????
>>744570885Dogs are based. Cats are the dirty and disgusting ones that give you diseases and look down on you.
>>744570885 My dog deserves a bigger house than any of you shit skins
>>744577097They simply think expressing abnormal opinions makes them funny or in really sad cases "smart".
