Pokemon that look like they are wearing clothes will never not look stupid as fuck.
>>744572292I'm not into pokyman but this one doesn't look like one.
>>744572292>>744572337Go back to >>>/vp/
>>744572292>>744572337Stay here on >>>/v/
>>744572292Nobody cares about pokemon you fucking paid shill. Stop forcing discussions about these fucking franchise.Go fuck yourself.
>>744572292We love Pokemon here, keep making these threads
>>744572292we love pokemon here except gen5, what a piece of horrible shit those games were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>744572292Sorry Libtard but Watchog is based and redpilled
>>744572292True.
>>744572292>>744573727I've always had an autistic gripe about the "boxing gloves for hands" Pokemon because you have a Pokemon like Machoke where their underwear ISN'T an article of clothing, but just an odd pattern, but their belt IS a piece of clothing, Hitmonchan who's entire body is just flesh, and then Sawk and Throh who are in fact wearing clothing (they make them out of woven plant fiber).
>>744573943I hate Pokemon that are based on jobs, especially so if they are humanoid. Its such lazy uninspired dogshit design.
>>744572292To be fair, this one in particular would look stupid with or without the "clothing" pattern
>>744573943>but their belt IS a piece of clothingWith this information it would be hilarious if getting a belt was how Machop evolved like Slowpoke evolves with a Shellder in canon
>>744574336>>744574190>>744573943>>744573727>>744572292What dogshit designs no eonder palworld is winning
>pokeslop
>>744574190>I hate Pokemon that are based on jobs, especially so if they are humanoid. Its such lazy uninspired dogshit design.I feel this way about *some* of the object 'mons, but only because some of them are great and some of them are clearly fucking stupid. There's a /v/ & /vp/ post that all the best Pokemon designs "you look at them and you know how this fictional organism vs toys and mascots that never shit". Like, Alcremie has a small defenseless body that it protects by covering itself in a frosting made out of a grease it secretes from its' body, predators get a mouthful of cream and leave them alone - that's silly, but that makes sense. What the fuck is Vanillite supposed to be.
>>744574817Ice cream :)
>>744574817>>744572292Gen 5 is utter dogshit
>>744575062Why are you screaming?
>>744575569I exist
>>744572292>will never notWhy did this become so normalized?
Genwunners will now forget stuff like Grimer, Exeggcute and Voltorb
>>744572602>>744574380>>744574419why are you mad paltard?
>>744576265>ExeggcuteExeggcute is fucking great though. It's a tree that grows head-fruit, the heads drop off and become their own seed-creature, and they in turn eventually grow into another head-fruit growing trees. I even kind of like how the promotional art always depicts them moving in herds single-file.
>>744576738>posts exeggutor
>>744572292>bow ties made of fleshsugoi troontendo
>>744576265The only objectively bad gen 1 mons are Jynx and Mr. Mime.
>>744575569I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
>>744572292what's this aislop palworld ripoff
>>744574817Once you get past the shape, Vanillite is a pretty standard ice elemental monster.
>>744573727>>744573943That's different. These look good
>>744575249The seethe Gen 5 causes to this day is glorious
>>744574817>What the fuck is Vanillite supposed to be.You're so wilfully obtuse. It must be nice being so ignorant.
>>744572292what a familiar sweater
Will we ever get ubique designs like pic related ever again?
>>744577452Modern Gamefreak could never
>>744577012And Hitmonchan
>>744577197>You're so wilfully obtuse. It must be nice being so ignorant."What the fuck is Vanillite supposed to be within the context of its' native ecology"Magnemite and Voltorb make sense: they're mimicking everyday objects found in urban environments so they can eat electricity and chew through power cords without being drawing attention to themselves. Ghost pokemon possess objects to give themselves bodies, that's fine. Lots of poison types are either literal garbage, or some kind of cancerous growth, sure.Why the fuck is Vanillite food. Vanillite comes from the chilly mountains; why the fuck is it an icecream cone.
>>744573943For Sawk and Throh it’s only the belt. That’s why Sawk was cut from detective pikachu because they couldn’t find a way to make it work in the photorealistic style of the movie
>>744577759Voltorb isnt mimicking anything, its a lab made Pokemon designed to be used as a living grenade. It looks like a Pokeball so that people dont suspect its going to blow them the fuck up.
>>744573727Machoke looks better than Machamp. They should have kept the reptilian snouted face instead of turning him into some kind of duck.
>>744574190Cinderace still living rent free
>>744579394Its nigger lips
i think she's cute
>>744579596Hmmm monke
>>744577759its a stalactite/stalagmite where the snow/ice settled on it and caused it to look like an ice cream cone.
>>744572292Depends on the pokemon.
>>744582350These guys work
>>744572292Nigger there are countless animals with fur patterns that end up looking like clothes. It's a case of clothes looking like nature, not the other way round.
