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Anonymous Archived
 No.744572393
 No.744572393 Archived
I miss when Hitman used to have voyeuristic pervy stuff
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Anonymous
 No.744572428
 No.744572428
just watch porn
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Anonymous
 No.744572442
 No.744572442
Do you think 47 would make puns during sex too?
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Anonymous
 No.744572521
 No.744572521
>>744572428
stop asking people to watch porn you weirdo
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Anonymous
 No.744572548
 No.744572548
>>744572442
47 is asexual
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Anonymous
 No.744572576
 No.744572576
>>744572548
A sexual what?
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Anonymous
 No.744572597
 No.744572597
>>744572428
shalom!
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Anonymous
 No.744572689
 No.744572689
>>744572597
I am Indian. Not Jewish.
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Anonymous
 No.744572760
 No.744572760
>>744572442
Tobias Rieper would not have sex.
His evil twin Tobias Raper would but 47 has already eliminated him.
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Anonymous
 No.744572803
 No.744572803
>>744572760
>but 47 has already eliminated him.
*Inseminated
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Anonymous
 No.744572816
 No.744572816
>>744572760
the dumbest comments are always the ones that give you audible kek
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Anonymous
 No.744572824
 No.744572824
>>744572597
I am Jewish
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Anonymous
 No.744573006
 No.744573006
If the only way for 47 to quietly assassinate a target would be to have sex with her, could he get hard?
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Anonymous
 No.744573093
 No.744573093
>>744573006
He'd find another way, even if it was possible.
But no woman is going to fuck a baldy.
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Anonymous
 No.744573137
 No.744573137
>>744572760
Hitman is technically one animation mod away from being the best rapist simulator on the market
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Anonymous
 No.744573361
 No.744573361
>>744573093
His dick is the strongest weapon in the game
Put it near a woman and she disintegrates
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Anonymous
 No.744573438
 No.744573438
47, the contract specifically calls for you to make the hit look like a sexual escapade gone wrong. The target's reputation needs to SMASHED. This mission has some HARD stipulations but we're sure you won't BLOW IT. Good fuck, 47.
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Anonymous
 No.744573524
 No.744573524
>>744573006
he would just steal viagra off of someone, everybody has dick pills in their pockets these days
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Anonymous
 No.744573562
 No.744573562
>>744573524
But you won't know who has viagra. You'll need a side quest where you follow someone until he uses it for reasons.
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Anonymous
 No.744573627
 No.744573627
>>744572576
monster
https://vocaroo.com/1eL626TVTf66
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Anonymous
 No.744573729
 No.744573729
>>744572576
Tyrannosaurus!
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Anonymous
 No.744574783
 No.744574783
>>744573006
>If the only way for 47 to quietly assassinate a target would be to have sex with her, could he get hard?
In his words
>I can do, whatever I am paid to
he said it about killing a clone "brother" but I believe the point stands.
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Anonymous
 No.744576558
 No.744576558
>>744572393
I wish they didn't remove pantyshots from WoA.
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Anonymous
 No.744579751
 No.744579751
>>744576558
Is there a fitgirl version available prior to them removing it? What a bunch of homos for removing such an immersive feature.
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Anonymous
 No.744581070
 No.744581070
>>744572393
>I miss when
Isn't this the most recent game?
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Anonymous
 No.744581160
 No.744581160
>>744573438
Would he blow it?
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