*SIIIIIP*>Leave 2027 to me.
>>744578020>2027
>>744578020>NEXT GUY NEXT GUY
>>744578020vamos Perro Travieso, siente la E S S E N C I A de Jak y Dextér
I'm kinda disappointed there is no gameplay footage yet. I wanted to put my AAAslop checklist to the test.
>>744578020Reminder that it will have passed the same ammount of time between Naughty Dog's last Crash game to The Last of Us to Intergalactic: THP if the latter comes out in 2027.
>>744578670>Gameplay Sir this is a PlayStation product
>>7445780202027 is for FFVII and a Return of the King moment
>>744578808Exactly. I was expecting the trailer to have some TLOU walk and talk shit.
>>744578020Between this, Starfield and TOW2 the 2020s have been exceptionally good for space games. I'm excited
>>744578670The trailer was actually all gameplay, they just removed the QTE prompts*fucks up the sip, jabs self in eye with straw*
>>744579197>Implying there would be consequences for failed qte
Focus, B.
>>744579086Would they drink tears from between my legs too?
*SLURRRRRRRP BRAAAAAAAP* leave having my shitty gay woke faggot company go bankrupt to me and mass tranny dev suicide to me also
>>744578020Lol. It's not 2015 anymore OP. Naughty Dog burned all their good will with the shit fest that was the last of us 2. Briefly got some people back on board with the first season of the show but then lost it all again with the second season that covered the second game.Drunkman is no kojima
>>744578020how long is the straw?
>>744578227>maybe the country will embrace ugly brown grrlbosses again if we wait long enoughIf they just made this a game with a character creator with a few voice options I bet it would have already been released and done moderately well. Forcing ugly grrlboss mains will never be popular
>>744578020>Leave 2027 to me.Since you're looking past 2026, this means this means the chuds won 2026m, since you admit you didn't win with all the lay-offs and studio closures + general flops (mixtape, Halo etc).
>>744578670It's going to be a game about walking from cutscene to cutscene
>>744578829You're going to call it the return of the king no matter what happens
Lol imagine starting your faggy shit woke game back when it was trendy and now you have to keep making it even after the chuds won.
>>744578020The next Marathon/Concord disaster.
>>744578020What's with druckman and bald heads?
>>744578020I already included the necessary $0 for my next year's gaming budget.
>>744582534Same, I've put away $0 plus $0 extra to not have the special edition
>>744578670nu-god of war in space with "light rpg" elements and crouch stealth in tall alien grass.
>>744582534>>744582757just wait till ps5 emulation will be a thing in 2027-2028
>>744578808Truth be told, Resident evil games have way far less gameplay/content
How naughty dog holding up during the last few years of dev mass layoffs?
>>744582534Was scrolling and this edit is fucking killing me.
>>744579086
>>744578020I hope Mario kills this bitch.
>>744583525kek
>>744578020Will she dethrone Bazz?
>>744578020It's semen btw.
Kek, this is gonna be /v/'s Odyssey./v/tards won't shut up about it being the next concordlike flop. But it will get 5/5s, the GOTY, sell like crazy and chuddies will seethecope about it.
>>744583086Aren't those devs being rehired?
>>744586042>RehiredWhere?
>>744578020"Slurps green slime"Gimme more green slime you honkey or i swear to god i wil fuck you up!
>>744583086ND doesn't fire staff, they work them like dogs until they quit
>>744580460Conan Exiles lets you create characters that look like this, for exmaple. Its not like its a technological impossibility, its a deliberate ideological choice.
>>744580460They can't character creator because it would be a fucking nightmare to get SUPER DUPER REALISTIC FACIAL ANIMATIONS WHICH ARE SUPER IMPORTANT with a character creator that allows for facial changes>>744587056It's amazing just how sexless the Intergalactic goblin is. One of the most androgynous characters I've ever seen.
>>744583525Is that Northernlion?
>>744581431that first post
>>744583003Are you fuckin retarded?
>>744585983>But it will get 5/5s, the GOTY, sell like crazyYeah crazy how the industry plant games specifically catering to critics ends up catering to critics
>>744587315>amazing just how sexlessThey consulted several neuron-psychologist and asked them how they would do it to make the average heterosexual disgusted and sick.
one day these shaved head lesbian games will be looked at the same way as westerns and star wars, a dead genre loved only by the small handful of pathetic millenial idealogues who can't accept that the world has moved on from their fad
>>744588091Except Star Wars was popular and this shit never actually was. One of the most artificial pushes in media ever right behind pop music
>>744588091westerns and star wars were actually popular in their day though.
>>744580460Fable is trying that approach but I doubt it's going to help them. But it does show leftists are capitulating on some things. See 007 and Tomb Raider throwing crumbs of male gaze (still no big boobs) and hoping to rope in some idiots.Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet is there to 'own the chuds', Druckmann is too far up his ass to make compromises. He knows introducing a character creator now would be a sign of weakness and him at barganing stage. Besides there's no way he'll win over any chuds so might aswell go balls deep with 'the message'.
>>744583003TLOU1 is a discount RE4 with less mechanics, retard. They're so inept that instead of just letting you command Ellie to stay put/follow like Ashley they just made her completely invisible to enemies until Joel is spotted. Then in the Remake, her AI will purposefully collude with the enemies' to get you spotted, then act like the game is actually totally "grounded" and hardcore for having the AI just start cheating if you're sneaking too well in a sneaking game.
