AAA never recovered
>>744579309Conan on point as usual.
>>744579309you mean: "snoys never recovered"
No they just force you to hold forward for 45 mins instead
he and elijah wood killed ff15
>>744582179>ff15
Its crazy how he immediately understood what vidya should be about despite being a boomer that had never touched one. Gameplay
>>744579309>we haven't touched the controller>dude is clearly holding itHow am I supposed to believe anything they say?
>>744582179one of his best reviewsthe boy band bits are hilarious
>>744579309>>744582179>Killed AAA games>Killed FFConan was too powerful, they had to end the segment to stop him from pointing out how shit modern games are
>>744579309even shat on a game that he himself was in. can't get any more BASED than this.
>>744585875kek i'm just imagining kojima spending time putting all that accessibility and ease of access in death stranding games for his celebrity friends, only for them to get filtered by the opening
>>744582324You know exactly what he means you disingenuous fag.
>>744579309R* games be like:I tapped nothing but the X button for 45 minutes
>retool show in 30min format with a single guest>said single guest doesn't show upreminder that Conan was one of the earliest victims of the indian menace
>>744582179WHY WOULD SOMEONE PLAY THIS
>>744582179>>744582259People don’t give this segment enough credit for signaling FF’s death spiral
>>744587213I honestly have no idea how these shows stay afloat. It's probably the most boring format out there.
Conan liking the sex in the witcher 3 and hating ff15 is probably why they put sex in ff16
>>744587441It was already in bad shape, XIII's sequels were the equivalent of direct to video and FNC as a whole didn't capture even a fraction of the lorefag/fandom energy they were aiming to reverse-engineer from KH's success. XIV was a mess too and had to be totally retooled.Thank God Square is giving Kawazu budgets again. It wasn't his fault The Last Remnant flopped: xbox exclusivity killed The Lost Odyssey too.
>>744587521They're not really afloat anymore but they stayed afloat back in the day for a multitude of reasons>max weinberg and the house band ruled>good monologue>great bits from a bunch of great comedy writers like robert smeigel >typically a good musical guestLeno would always just book whoever had a hit but Conan and Letterman always had kino musical guests which was a big draw back in the day, seeing the White Stripes on Conan or something
>>744587521it was the equivalent of streamers at the timeparasocial low effort entertainment meant to provoke reaction/discussion rather than be immediately consumed in a batch/bingethis is the same reason "prestige" TV doesn't exist anymore and longform storytelling had to move to movies, loss of network TV removed time linked social power from media class
>>744579309Just learned Sony never goes lower than 50% on their 'premium' games when it comes for a sale and it just works, millions of people buy these spit shined ubisoft games
>>744588123>a television show where interesting people are interviewed is... parasocial entertainment because... well, it just is, chud!dumb zoomer
>>744579309He singlehandedly tanked FF15. Based Conan.
>>744582259I love this moment so much. It channels something truly pure.
>>744588721>>744588654>>744579309>>744582179>hates GOW>hates FFXV>is a faggotwow he's basically a /v/irgin
>>744589440GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
>>744588436nta but it is, idk what to tell you some people get really weird about celebrities
>>744589074
>>744579309It's funny how even non-gamers see this shit, because when they sit down to play a game they actually expect a game (never wanting to play a game seems completely exclusive to games journalists as a trait). Too bad Conan never got to play an actual game though. Maybe he'd like it.
>>744587530I think the ffxvi writers all just watched game of thrones
>hates nu-GOW>hates nu-FF>rails armenian titbeasts behind their husband's back
>>744589440Uh oh. Your fellow redditors wont like you for using the f-slur
>>744588436Older than you think:>PSI is described as an illusory experience, such that media audiences interact with personas (e.g., talk show hosts, celebrities, fictional characters, social media influencers) as if they are engaged in a reciprocal relationship with them. The term was coined by Donald Horton and Richard Wohl in 1956.[5]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5QN4S8Gg50
>>744587521i used to watch it just for the skitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFiGroxl2SY
