Oh, no, the Western video game industry is crashing...
with no survivors!
>$850 worth of baby gamesNo thanks Timmy
>>744580969Crazy that after one year the Switch 2 has a whopping 2 games. What the fuck is Nintendo doing except sitting aroound with their dicks in their hands?
>>744581418that image has four Switch 2 games tho
>>744580969>party game>baby game>n64 game>troon gameNintenbros..
>>744581542>doesn't count>doesn't count>doesn't count>doesn't count
I like 2 of those gamesI've not tried Starfox since it's like the 50th remakeMario Kart World needs less straight lines
>>744581475Browns ain’t so good with numbers
>>744582018retard-kun...
>>744581418Which 2? So far Pokopia is the only one. I don’t count Mario kart world because I’m not pathetic enough to play that on my own outside of when I have company over. The Zelda remake will be the second game for me.
>>744580969DKB and Splatoon is great. Never cared for Kart games since Double Dash and Star Fox is just an n64 game with better graphics. I want more new games please Nintendo. Hopefully the OoT remake changes enough to be worth getting and it's not an upscale 3DS port.
>>744580969Getting tired of all the "nintendo won" or "nintendo was right" youtube thumbnails. I'll just ignore your video if you make dumb titles like that.
>>744580969>all the snoys seething at the sight of games
>>744582516
>>744582615He's right.
>>7445814182? Where?
>>744582516Next time I'll make a "Yamauchi was right!' video instead.
>>744582565Fuck you!!!!!
>>744581542MKW is the world's first interactive album experience
>>744582565Shut up!
>>744582138Cuatro?
>>744580969>>744581418>>744583650As a life long Nintendo fan, most of the games on Switch 2 just aren't good. Their quality has been going downhill for years. Game key cards are also really shitty and releasing $80 ports is overpriced. The remakes also don't look good. It's good that Asha Sharma is deflating all the bad studios but Nintendo needs to take a hit too. They've been acting too much like Disney these days.
open world slop, nobody cares cause it's not 3D mario, remake, single player spin-off of a shooter
>>744580969>one year since release>only 4 games, one is a remake, one is a crappier version of MK8, one is an okay 3d platformer, one is a rehash of splatoon 3's side mode with blackjack and hookers
>>744582301>Donkey Kong Bananza just got banned and pulled from store shelvesAm I allowed to keep my copy or is Nintendo coming for that too?
>>744587608>IT.>DOESN'T.>COUNT!
>>744580969
The final redpill is realizing that video games were a flash in the pan for 90s kids and nothing new will provide that. It’s just remakes and nostalgia slop from here on out. Zoomers already switched to virtual casinos instead of video games as their entertainment of choice. Alphoomers switched to brainrot and scrolling. Video games are for old men so we might as well play retro games.
>>744580969Japs barely made a great game over two decades now.
>>744580969Nintendo is Western tho
>>744587608>single player spin-off of a shooterlol, even "THAT DOESN'T COUNT" shitposters can't come up with anything bad to say about Raiders, so they just describe the game and hope the reader assumes its bad based on the other things in the list.
>>744580969Why'd you post a picture of dogshit with that good news?
>>744581418Where? I don't see any games.
>>744587665this but unironically, none of those would make people go out and buy the new system
>>744589562>fastest selling console
>>744590679>what is pent up demand and thus being heavily front loaded?It didn’t have almost all of those at launch anyways.
>>744580969>>744582565PS5 has:Astro BotGhost of YoteiDemons souls remake (yes it counts due to Starfox, remember that)SarosThey most certainly have games
>>744591101>still the fastest selling console
>>7445912536 years btw
>>744591291Yes but he wasn’t entirely wrong, as we saw with splatoon there wasn’t a massive spike in switch 2 sales in Japan on the opening week. >>744589562
>>744591345>doubled the sales
>>744591556By going from 25k to 50k, even less than its pre price hike numbers weekly, and it only got hiked by like 60 dollars in Japan
>>744591327Xbox is 6 years old too and it doesn’t even have that many tho
>>744591754and as we all know, Xbox is doing so well.>>744591649>doesn't count
>>744580969the only good game released on that god forsaken console is not even shown. mario shart world is the fallout 4 of nintendo, revealing they do not know or understand why previous titles were such massive successes.
>>744591754xbox is going to have the new gears of war though and that will be better than anything on that list you gave
>>744591819Xbox is doing fairly well I’d say. Series has sold more than Switch 2
>Nintendo's biggest games this year are two remakes and Fire EmblemThe buyer's remorse is kicking in hard lads
>>744592202>ignoring Splatoon Raiders, Rhythm Heaven Groove, Pokopia, Tomodachi LifeBut let me guess>doesn't count
>>744592180>more shutdowns than games
>>744592351Does it count if you don’t like it? Why does he not have the right to judge it that way? They could release a thousand games a year but if they aren’t worth a shit then who cares?
>>744592429>I don't like it so it doesn't countThis is levels of pathetic fitting for a snoy
>>744581418still printing money
>>744592563Let me guess, you have shitted on a PS5 exclusive and implied it didn’t count, correct?
>>744592720I mean, I have plenty other reasons to shit a sony game.
>>744592807Why is he carrying that black guy?
>>744592351"Biggest". 2 of those are spinoffs and 2 are Switch 1 games.
>>744592807Blame Valve for these kind of thing, love HL2 but it started this dumb trend
>>744592915You said Nintendo, so Switch 1 games and successful spinoffs count. Sorry bud.>>744592807That's a boar, not a snoy's bull.
>>744593068
>>744593117meant for >>744592881
>>744593117I said "Nintendo's biggest", as in, the games with the biggest budgets that are expected to be the tentpole releases for the year.
>>744593419>more money = more goodDo you work at Sony by chance?
>>744593583I'll say that I work at Sony so that this conversation can end
>>744593117I think the point of the post was that the writers magically decided in Ragnarok that the boar in GoW 2018 was a black guy in disguise.
Just two more weeks.
>>744593809Best of luck. You'll need it.
>>744593989>well respected studioThanks for the compliment.
>>744594243Not respected enough for Sony, it seems.
>>744594297But buying Bungie for 4b was…
>>744594351pls understand, Sony is very stupid.
>>744580969The demake doesn't deserve to be on that podium of kino.
>>744580969>Oh, no, the Western video game industry is crashing.>Play this absolute dogshit for 6 year olds instead!Ok, guy
Why would you play an objectively worse version of an N64 game, when you can play it for free on the internet?
Nintendo has ONE(1) game scheduled for the rest of the year and that's Slop Emblem. NOTHING in AugustSlop Emblem in SeptemberNOTHING in OctoberNOTHING in NovemberNOTHING in Decemberit's literally OVER.
>>744597416Stellar Blade and The Duskbloods are due for 2026. I'm sure they'll make you seethe.
>>744597717neither are nintendo games, you can argue duskbloods maybe but stellar blade is 3rd party slop
>>744597416>August: Orbitals>September: Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave>October: Nintendo Switch Sports Resort>November: likely OoT remake>December: we don't know yet, but usually it's something in the first week or bustThere's also Duskbloods but nothing I list matters because>doesn't count
>>744597416OoT too
>>744597804>>744597829>ANOTHER remakeI have demake fatigue.
>>744597785Duskbloods is an exclusive. Cope and seethe.
>>744597804>Orbitals3rd party>FEI mentioned it>Sportsno release date, also won't be getting (it does count though)>OotMakeno release date>Duskbloodsno release date
>>744597965>no release datehttps://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/nintendo-switch-sports-resort-switch-2/retard-kun
>>744597874Nah, I have expectations for the OoT remake and hopefully they actually change shit around (new, better overworld, fixed controls like being able to manually jump and fixing bigger mechanics, reworked dungeons beyond Master Quest remixes, etc)
>>744598369>biggerbugged*
>>744598369They didn't do any of that for the Star Fox demake. Just lazy stuff like achievements and a boring PVP mode, in a singleplayer game no less.
>>744580969No 2D games though.>2D doesn’t sell!It sells to me.
>>744598612Zelda is more popular and successful than SF so it would be better for Nintendo if they didn't cheap out when remaking their first 3D action-adventure game.
>>744598875Pokemon is more popular and successful than both of them, and yet Gamefreak and Nintendo have no problem cheaping out on them.
shitch poo is only liked by complete attention whore weirdos on /v/ like that pauline freak
>>744598938That's solely Gamefreak who has never made a game worth playing, Nintendo doesn't work on mainline Pokemon games.
How's Platoon Raiders lads, is it more of the same single player element from previous entries or they put some work on it and its more ambitious?
>>744599190It starts off okay, but gets way too grindy. It also gets very repetitive. The story is quite terrible too, like cringeworthy millenial humor.
What are some other "nigger tendie shit 2" games for people who do not enjoy "collectibles" or "exploration" such as myself. Also have Fast Fusion (digital only).
>>744598612>boringGit gud
>>744599613Why would I want a lazy, tacked on PVP mode for a game I only want to play singleplayer? And why would I pay 50 bucks for it, when you can play the original for free?
>>744599190It's fun. Ramps up the difficulty a lot once you're near endgame, and especially the postgame.
>>744599190Super addictive.
>>744599693Don't buy it? You don't like it but that doesn't make it bad, it's great actually, very good remake.
>>744581302If I reduced your stock's value by 40% EOY would it hurt?
>>744599850For (You)
>>744599846It's objectively worse than the original, though. How can it be good?
>>744600110>tight controls>visually stunning while true to the original>fun multiplayer (online not included in the 3DS remake)If you tried it, you may like it.
>>744600238>tight controlsPales in comparison to the original.>visually stunning while true to the originalIt's ugly UE5 "HIRE THIS MAN" realismslop. The original's graphics are still better because they're not appealing to graphics whores. >fun multiplayerI don't play Star Fox for multiplayer.
>>744600385>Pales in comparison to the original.How do you know that?>The original's graphics are still better because they're not appealing to graphics whoresYou mean visuals because objectively the S2 remake's graphics are better. Art style ≠ graphics>I don't play Star Fox for multiplayer.You're missing out.
>>744600574>How do you know that?Less clutter makes it more smooth. Less ugly graphics bloating the screen with unnecessary bloom and lens flares and nonsense. Not just visually, but in a gameplay sense. There's less ugly, bloated cutscenes to skip, while the remake just feels like a snoy movie.>You mean visuals because objectively the S2 remake's graphics are better. See, that's just you falling into classic industry traps, thinking that higher polygon counts magically make a better game. They don't. That's just an excuse to justify charging more money.>you're missing outI have plenty of multiplayer games if I want to play multiplayer. Star Fox is singleplayer.
>>744600110It isn't tho, there's no way it can be "better" I agree, SF64 is one of my favorite games and I love everything about it, but I don't see a reason to dismiss the remake when it was done with passion.
>>744600787>he never played SF64 MPI'm sorry anon
>>744600787>pc vegan has to stick with Pong because he can't handle anything more intense
>>744601039Demakes are never done out of "passion" unless they were giving the game away for free. All this does is reek of being a cash grab.Infact, I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking: there has NEVER been a good remake or remaster. EVER.
>>744601318Ah yes I remember how SF64 was given away fro free and the news were plagued with articles about how the devs refused payment.
>>744587579Big Nintendo fan too and I feel the same anon. I've noticed this thing with a lot of Nintendo fans where they almost on a reservation. They think the games they have are amazing but they really only play Nintendo games so their frame of reference is fucked. Like consider Splatoon Raiders. Game is probably good, but on one hand, you have its lowest review specifically noting its a weak entry for the genre and then you have Tendies going on Metacritic claiming its like a 9.5/10. I think thats why its also impossible to talk to them too. They really think these games are amazing and better than anything else when you probably can easily find a fuck ton of better games on Steam for half the price (Indies are actually getting better with 3D Platformers so you all can stop crying about MUH 3D Mario).
>>744580969nintendo games are glorified muttslop
>>744601463>inb4 doesn't count
>>744601463You specifically said that the demake was done out of passion. If that was true, they would've given it away for free. There is no passion in a project that just wants to clutter a game with ugly realistic graphics and gay cinematic storytelling.all they did was ruin the original by modernizing it with the equivalent of yellow paint.
Remive the shitty remake and good image
>>744601626You sound like a poorfag.
>>744601697I don't want to buy GTA6 for the exact same reasons. Does that also make me a poorfag?
>>744601626With passion =/= out of passion
>>744601789Adding graphixslop to a game does not invoke passion.
>>744601318>there has NEVER been a good remake or remaster. EVER.
>>744587626I didn’t enjoy DK because my age has two numbers in it, which takes me out of the targeted demographic. You’re well within your right to enjoy any game you want though little guy.
>>744601503>Indies are actually getting better with 3D PlatformersName 10
>>744587579People in general aren’t buying Nintendo’s games if you looo at the quarterly reports. The switch 1 sold more software in the same time frame as the switch 2. Whether you want to chalk it up to the switch 2 library being beyond subpar (it is) or the fact that Nintendo is greedy enough to charge $70 for shovelware tier games (they are), or both, is up to interpretation.
>>744602097Fire Emblem was never good.
>>744582516seething snoy lmao
>>744602318You were never good.
>>744602238or maybe you're lying (you are)
>>744602169>https://store.steampowered.com/Knock yourself out>>744602238I do think the jump to $70 is hurting them. Its hurts every game but its worse for Nintendo when they are the budget company. They probably have a lower ceiling they can raise their prices to than the rest of them.
>>744602689Not surprised you couldn't name any.
>>744602689>I do think the jump to $70 is hurting them. Its hurts every game but its worse for Nintendo when they are the budget company. They probably have a lower ceiling they can raise their prices to than the rest of them.It's also a bit greedy of them. You expect higher prices from sony and microsoft because they're crashing and burning, but Nintendo gloats about record profits every other month, so they have zero reason to ever raise their prices. Infact they should be charging 20 bucks at max for their big titles, but apparently somehow they're losing obscene amounts of money, and can only survive if they charge 50 dollars for ports of N64 games, and 80 dollars for games like Fire Emblem.Where did their warchest of money go?
>>744580969>Mediocre Kart racer not even in the top 3 best MK games >Game not even half as good as Mario odyssey with a shitty redesigned DK>shitty remake>lmaoPS5 only has 2 games and it still beats the switch 2.
>>744602402>indianheh
Looks like the snoycord found the thread
>>744599574The Switch 2 expansion for Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a really good set of levels that's like half the size of the base game.
>nintendo is charging too much for their video games>star fox is 49.99>splatoon raiders is 49.99
>>744602673You’ll survive.
>>744601920No, but translating it to HD while keeping its essence does.
>>744601318Live a Live, Romancing SaGa 2, and Dragon Quest 2 HD2D disagree.
>>744603214>tendies use the digital price to defend their friends overcharging for games>same tendies also shit on rockstar for releasing gta digital only
>>744603317>complains about digital pricing>Is a fan of a platform that is, or will be, 100% digital
>>744602993I think he's actually a flip.
>>744603229With Nintendo's lineup, I'll thrive.>>744603317Nintendo lets you choose, Rockstar doesn't.
>>744603281All worse than the originals.>>744603275>translating it to HDIf they did that, they wouldn't have touched the graphics or added stupid cinematic slop to it. They would've ported the N64 rom itself. >>744603214Chargign 50 bucks for games that would be 10 dollar shovelware on steam is excessive, yes. Unless you can match indie game pricing, who barely ever goes above 20 dollars, then you're asking too much money.
>>744603395>uses digital price to defend his friends >shits on competitor that is a digital only platform at the same time tendies trying to have their cake and eat it too lmao
I think the Switch 2's lineup is pretty solid after a year, and that's not even counting third party titles, games only on Switch 1, or games that are getting Switch 2 versions after the fact. Like I'm just playing Xenoblade 2 right now because of how good that game is but I'm not counting that here.MK World was okayBananza was really funAge of Imprisonment was better than Calamity but worse than the original Hyrule WarriorsLegends ZA was neat but not very goodPrime 4 fucking suckedAir Riders was wonderfulPokopia was really goodMario Tennis Fever was the best Mario Sports game in like 15 years.Star Fox was good, but 64 didn't need another remake Yoshi was surprisingly coolSplatoon Raiders is really good even if I'm not done with it
Nintendo has been pretty shit too for a long time, I'll never understand consolefags. I just play old vidya and the handful of neat indie games that come out each year.
>>744602919>Nintendo gloats about record profits every other monthTheir actual profits have been slipping in the Switch 2 generation though
>>744603552We get physical and digital games. We have that option.In less than a year and a half, you won't.
>>744603552>defend his friends
>>744603665>Like I'm just playing Xenoblade 2 right now because of how good that game is I'll never understand the praise for JRPGs. I tried to play through Xenoblade, and it bored me to death because every other moment is either walking down a hallway, walking through a giant empty field, or just endless talking. It was like watching a snoy movie.>but there are sexy waifusAnd I'm not a porn addict, so I don't care.
>>744603509Bitch have you player Dragon Quest II? The game is infamously rushed, poorly balanced, and its scale was way too ambitious for its dev time to the point that it's consistently considered the worst Dragon Quest. The HD remake took the base structure and narrative of the gand while expanding and refining it to the point where the remake is one of the best games in the series.
>>744603665>gloats about physical games>but don’t you dare use the physical prices for Nintendo games lollmao even
>>744603907>hates choicegood snoy
>>744601503>you have its lowest review specifically noting its a weak entry for the genreHave you read the review? The point you're referring to isn't substantiated at all, it reads more like he avoids the genre altogether as opposed to having a large frame of reference in it>They really think these games are amazing and better than anything else when you probably can easily find a fuck ton of better games on Steam for half the price (Indies are actually getting better with 3D Platformers so you all can stop crying about MUH 3D Mario).What indie 3D platformers would you say are better than any given 3D Mario, if there are supposedly a fuck ton of those? One of my favorites is obscure enough that it was delisted some years ago so I'm genuinely open to examples
>>744580969Damn bitch you actually play this kiddy shit?
>>744580969Wasnt only one of those games made by a western dev? It's just star fox
>>744603509That would just be an upscale, but I would have loved if they had used the source of the n64 textures, you know, the sgstation models they used to bake into the low poly versions.
>>744591253>Saros
>>744587776It's either that or Minecraft, which has basically become what people imagined cyberspace as in the hoary days of the 90s before coding became a manual labor job.
>>744591253>Demons souls remake (yes it counts due to Starfox, remember that)But the starfox remake is terrible. Fitting, since the DeS remake is trash too.
>>744580969raiders is so fucking goated. unironically one of the best games nintendo has released in years. mkw was okay, got mogged into oblivion by kirby air riders. i did have fun doing the free roam missions since im a sucker for racin' open world slop. dont care about the rest.
>>744580969imagine playing games for children
>>744592202Nigger emblem is gonna flop
