What is the practical battle purpose of an android having a massive, fat ass?
>>744581483platform for chemical weapons deployment if you get what i mean
Having a raging boner distracts the mind and makes male targets easier to kill
Jumanji
>>744581483Psyops, memetics
>>744581483They got tired of being objectified as clankers and chose to take the linktree-in-my-bio way out
>>744581537Pungent... exhaust port...
I'll wager when fighting human males (stupid) such beasts will be mesmerized by these juicy butts and will let their guard now long enough where these sluts can chop their blocks off
>>744581483These aren’t real androids. They’re just a bunch of pixels created by some other guy to milk you for money. They know you’re a dirty, lustful nigger; they know you’ll buy the game; and they know you’ll share equally dirty pictures to lure other primitive animals. Grow up. Life isn’t about fantasizing about women invented by other men. You’re capable of more; I believe in you, even though for now you’re wallowing in a swamp of depravity and debauchery.
>>744581835Counterpoint:
>>744581483They use artificial musculature so it is pretty difficulty to avoid having an ass.
>>744581483when she goes to duh clubz and party
>>744581483It looks pleasant, that's all there is to it.
>>744581483Love a woman with a big, round fartfactory
>>744581483if you're making a human like robot why wouldn't you go the extra mile and make it hot
>>744581483facesitting as a punishment or reward
>>744581483Radiator for heat management
>>744581483I like big butts... I cannot lie...
>>744581553i cant believe 2b jumanji videos are gone man, there was a solo video of 2b and now its gone
>>744583335Gone from where?
>>744581483Lower center of gravity makes them harder to knock over.
>>744581483Androids with a metallic bone structure need a fat butt to avoid hurting themselves with the weight of her own skeletons, remember that these models feel pain and discomfort and sitting on your own bones hurts
In NieR humans are extinct, they are respecting their origins.2B and 9S are basically visually non-threatening as possible as well, which would work well when fighting automatons
>>744583601nobody uploads it anymore and its not full in streaming
>>744582250most anons here have an ass made only of fat, so they can't image it being the largest muscle of the human body.
Since I know most of you fags never played the game. I’ll spell it out for you:The reason they look like this is because they are trying to imitate humanity in the closest way they possibly can. The whole purpose of the war between the machines and androids is to manufacture conflict in a way that would bring out humanity in both sides, and it was simply an experiment by the red girls (machine collective hive mind) to see which side would achieve “true” humanity first.The androids idolized humanity, and humanity idolized beauty and sex. That is why the androids are made to be attractive looking humans and why they have sexual desire (they canonically get pleasure from killing).Or just because Yoko Toro likes hot women.Take your pick
PLEASE READ BEFORE SCROLLING:it has been scientifically proven that poor people and people from third world countries are the most likely to favor big ass and tits in a partner. this is because they are a sign of a food surplus, which makes them a good mate for a male who struggles to find food. Conversely, as participants in the study got wealthier and whiter, they favored women with a lower BMI more, as they are programmed to find a mate with good genetics, not just a mate who has access to food. Thus, it is scientifically proven that poor fatbrowns are eternally BTFO by flatGODS and this thread was created by the swarthiest of hands.
>>744584381You’re mentally ill
>>744584154But does it have to be THAT big?
>>744584381I have the Whitest genes in Europe and grew up in a wealthy family and still love huge boobs (only warmed up to big asses later). I think it's because my mother breast fed me for unusually long.
>>744584739They aren’t that big in the actual game. It was only fanart that gave her a comically large ass
>>744584381What if I like flat chests and big butts though?
>>744581483What is the practical purpose of posting on this godsforsaken board instead of actually engaging in the hobbies we like
>>744585031ultra based
>>744584154>ideal human form is adult female and male childHumanity is ba/ss/ed
>>7445860239S isn't smaller than 2B. They are the same height. 2B looks taller because of the heels.
>>744586023There are male robots who look like tall adult men in the resistance in Nier Automata. It's only the yorha units with the shotas and there they are only a small minority. Most yorhas are women.
>>744581483It's not practical, you've just been tricked by fanart into thinking 2B and Eve have giant asses. In reality they're tight, compact, and proportional, ideal engineering for combat androids, maximizing flexibility, range of motion, balance, and structural reliability without excess bulk, all while looking beautiful and elegant.
>>744584381>its another brownoid cope post about proving how white they are with some cargo cult gobbledegook
post more robot fartmeat
>>744584381Everyone always knew this
>>744581483It maintains their center of gravity
2Brap
Don't both of these characters come from a distant human future? If we ever master surgical or gene-therapy/other magic medicine to the point where shaping a human body has no detriment nor prohibitive factors I guarantee the ass-race and dick-dominos will begin to fall.
Brapfag 'artists' are the most pathetic faggots on earth for squandering a mandate from heaven with both 2B and Eve. They'd rather draw Nintendo princesses and ugly as shit OCs for years. Absolute third world insect people.
>>744587673I would beg to huff them
>>744581483Boosting morale
>>744588607It worksMy morale is lifted
>>744581543Wasn't this the exact reason the architype of "black widow" assassins became a thing? They seduce and use their sex appeal to get in close and have the targets drop their guard will eye fucking them and then the woman goes in for the kill.
>>744581483
>>744590457You're thinking of "femme fatale", yes.
ass
>>744590557>*brrrpppttt*>*brrrrlllppt*>*brrrrrrpttsh*
>>744584381based
>>744587750Well it is a third world fetish, why do you think so much fart porn comes from shitholes like Brazil. No aristocratic European nobleman ever wanted to see or hear a female brap.
Damn, I hoped this would be a robot thread but it's just an assfag thread.
Only on /v/ will there be people crying about ass
>>744581483There isnt. In nier theyre designed for sex appeal, literally, in universe. If asians were capable of making sexy human like androids right now do you think they wouldnt make them as hot as possible? This post should end this stupid thread premise FOREVER.
Androids are artificial beings, and all artificial things carry the sensibilities of their creators. Humans are, above all other things, innately, relentlessly horny, and there's no universe in which the technology to creative lifelike humanoid robots would exist where we didn't attempt to make said robots as fuckable as possible.I mean, I would argue that every IRL humanoid robot is just an aspirational fuckdoll. The human form isn't optimal for any real task, hence why the ones that currently exist spend 99% of their time just struggling with bipedal movement and not immediately collapsing. The reason why we keep trying to make them is because we're horny, and the prospect of artificial humanlike sex is just too intense of a draw. And again, we already have machines that are incredibly effective at genital stimulation, but a stroker or a Hitachi wand can't wrap it's arms around your back and its legs around your waist.TLDR: an android without a massive, fat ass would be unrealistic.
>>744581483a toned ass is better looking and more practical
>>744581483lower center of mass, it's impractical to put a ballast on the thighs/feet that have to swing around in order to run, so the ass is the optimal position
>>744581483Women with huge asses don't actually fart more compared to women with smaller asses, as flatulence rate is determined by diet & digestive issues such as IBS. People with largely vegetarian diets fart more often than those without, and has no correlation to buttocks mass & density.
>>744593854that's why Eve and 2B need big bellies too
>>744581483low center of gravity
>>744593854shut up shut up SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR ME
>>744587673Fuck off
>>744595297My table just broke.
>>744596210Cute Toobie
>>744584381trvke
>>744584381truth
>>744596129guh
vanilla
>>744592341Robots don't fart
>>744598156or choco?
>>744598219Choco BUT ONLY if she's a futa
>>744587750As the 90% of the fucktards in /v/They are trolls with no self-control.
>>744592746The anons of /a/ are better
>>744581483To satisfy their blond, human creators.
How else are they going to deal with any shotas in their way? You can't be expected to kill kids.
>>744581483because the important components are placed in there as an not obvious place to be targeted like the head or chest, so you make the butt huge for more padding and cusioning to protect said components. source: idk man im just saying shit
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>>744598317Kys>>744598663The hydraulic fluid circulation in her legs is getting cut off.
>>744581483Please don't compare stellar slop to an actual masterpiece.
>>744581483Milk men to make biofuel from the semen.
>>744601107>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPGPGPTYGLHJSDHSHDGLYLYYTYTTTTT*>Sorry anon.
>>744601107If she turned around and her butt hit each rung would it clang like that Dark Souls KKK member's hat?
>>744601356No, she would just break any rung she went past
>>744601204Speaking of fetish subhumans.
>>744584381Third worlders liking big boobs doesn't mean that first worlders don't, it's actually possible for everyone to like fat tits.
>>744581483The Bunker (Yorha space station) is a huge dykefest.
>>744593854>People with largely vegetarian diets fart more often than those without,vegetarianbros? How do you explain this despite claiming that humans are herbivores?
>>744581483Rather than using bulky electric energy cells, liquid fuel is stored near the areas it is most likely to be used, just like fat on a human. They also absorb shock.
>>744581483>toobs has a godly petite athletic ass with slender legs>everyone draws her like she's fat from the waist downLiking 2b's canon body is suffering.
>>744598219I love 2P so much it's unreal.
>>744601204her braps sound like windows error sounds
>>744584381>only third worlders like big asscorrect>and titsI think you're just gay, dude
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