[Invading another world...]
(398s) [CHEATING] UNABLE TO CONNECT TO HOST, RETURNING TO YOUR WORLD
OVEEEEEERTIIIIIIME
but why is it a cyclops?
>>744594231Bring it
>>744598390>you were indictedfuck, instant nostalgia
>>744594231Is that the tentacle rape meatball from Mugen?
>>744598794NOT SO FAST
>host keeps disconnecting the second you get to him>keeps doing this for a good half an hour>spawn 999 Braille DivineSunlight Tomes into their inventory>break all their items>instantly kill the boss and any friendly NPCs in the areayeah, sorry for ruining your hecking experience, kiddobetter luck next time*turn 360 degrees towards him and walk away holding my thumbs up in my ass*
>[Connection lost, returning to your world]Okay, cool. Enjoy summoning your friends again back at the bonfire, I'm here all night.
>>744599069get good scrublordthanks for the tongue
>>744599221what was he supposed to do here?
>>744599856kek
>>744600021Recognise the potential for an ambush and proceed accordingly.
>>744600021Host could have backstabbed the red man to cancel the pyromancy casting
>>744601062the White Ring is the greatest thing to come from DaS2. Too bad we never got Illusion spells for Phantom colors
>>744597904Because Miyazaki loves to rip off- I mean "pay homage to" Berserk.
>Invading n00bs in dk1Take me back...
>>744601407>invading the depths with 2x demon great machete and too much armor to roll in and just following the noobs around while they keep falling in holes and getting vored by slimesgood fucking times
what other soul-likes you can invade in?
>>744603108wo long had invasions, maybe the new one will too
>>744603613wo long until the new game is out?
>>744604216wo knows
>>744594582>file nameYou didn't trust in Robin Walker's true and honest vision. Now you must pay the tryhard tax.
Always fun
>>744594231>pov: you are a troon with no friends
>>744594231I'm ready for you.
I liked invading early areas as a slow walking darkwraith with infinite health but I can only use dark hand.
>>744611506Gay
>>744594231I’ll crack your red eye orb if you invade here again
Why did they rape the system so badly in ER? Will Tarnished save it?
>>744612163If I missed 3 times I would drop a humanity and kill myself. Another fun thing was getting to NG+ 7 at a low level and summoning with a drake sword, spider shield, and basic knight gear equipped then acting really scared until they got one shot by any enemy.
>>744612428ngl that is slop but also kino at the same time if he kept just healing through the spam for even longer
>>744614836This shit was so good in the first week when most people had no idea what the fuck purple phantoms were.
>>744617423DS3 to me genuinely was the peak of soulsborne multiplayer and I was really disappointed by ER'sThought it did have one of the best endings in the series
>>744614836Mucky boys are the single best covenant they have created
>>744614836i miss grapebros like you wouldnt believe
>>744618178>bad red man but purple>the single best covenant they have created
>>744618056if you think ds3 was the peak then i have bad news for you
Why did they never let invaders control enemies.
>>744594231I still invade in DS1 on the Switch.I can usually get a few people in Lost Izalith still.I usually read a book while I wait for a bite.It's comfy, being warmed by the light of the pizza lava of Izalith.
>>744604216I heard there's a few discord groups maintaining pvp in the higher NG+s, but it becomes a magic festhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d797FL8jTp0
Elden Ring invasions on Switch 2 might be nice as well, since there's no crossplay.Don't know what invader I'd want to make though. Probably a mage, they're insane in that game.
>>744618823Trash>DLC shit vs some faggot newbie in seamless>>744619184Kino kill but kinda brainless, also looks like a max level bracket invasion which are always slop
>>744594231Always liked how DS2 instantly told you whether or not there was someone else around to invade.Every other game just lies to you if it can’t find anyone and says “searching for a world to invade” on loop until you deactivate the eye.
>>744618884You weren't there.
>>744622146shut the fuck up you cunt
Will they ever grow balls and explain the magic power behind I Frames?
>>744618056>t. Man who has only played ds3
>start up DS1 again>undead burg>you've been invaded by a dark bead twink>you've been invaded by a dark bead twink>you've been invaded by a dark bead twinkliterally 12 invasions in a row were different people all using dark bead twinks, I don't mind solo invasions but holy fuck is shit direInvaders really ruined invasions in the next fromsoft games for themselves, soul memory exists because of this faggotry
>>744618230>>744614836>that one patch where you could invade in boss fightsfuck i miss it so much
>>744619240>>744623000I'm speaking purely about the multiplayerDS3 is the easiest and least interesting DS outside of Ringed CityMy favorite of the franchise is bloodborne overall
>>744624553i was talking about the multiplayer too you bandit
>>744623257Japanese are quarantined in their own matchmaking so the cancerous shit autistic russians and chinks get up to in old, dead games have never once influenced anything about their multiplayer design.
>>744623257The problem with dark souls 1 twinks is that even if you get around the one shot stick you'll only deal 1-2 damage a hit because they can stack an endgame level defense. Even in Demon's Souls the game with shit like scraping spear you can still kill a twink if you get lucky.
>>744621754>influential senior designer implements a poor system>then moves on to bigger and better projects>up-and-coming designer takes over, transforms bad system into a great system>influential designer swoops back in, overrules the lower-ranked designer, claims all the credit, assigns all the blame and immediately regresses all the improved systems to their worse iterationsThis unironically happens a lot in the industry. There's only room for a handful of auteurs at a company and it can get pretty cutthroat when they feel threatened.
>>744594231>mfw the host calls the fedswhat an absolute pussy. if he didnt wanna be invaded, then he shouldnt have cracked the ember
>>744624639*Spits a cool fucking centipede into your eye*
I’ve been doing DS1 deathless attempts while online and there’s this one specific guy who invades undead parish and spams wrath of the god behind corners for easy one shots. I’ve developed a strategy to get by him, depending on where I am, where I throw him for a loop using the lower level of the parish so I can get on the stairs and fight Gargoyle’s in time. I fought him in actual melee combat once where he pulled out the Qualaag Fury Sword and we killed each other. He only invades this area and I’m currently passed him on my current attempt. There’s also a guy in the depths who shoots poison arrows at you but he’s just an annoyance. He’s also Chinese according to his steam profile.
>>744625189*past*gargoylesAlso I don’t block anyone. Except hackers, which hasn’t happened yet.
>>744598497if that was me playing I would have somehow been backstabbed by the host as soon as he begins to circle me and somehow it's an instant kill
You fags haven't lived until you scraped and plagued noobs with a twink with a broken scraping spear and broken baby's nail and max dark moon grass
I never had a single molecule of fun in souls multiplayer. Best I got was to either have gay ass laggy duels because the guy would run directly to me after invading and wait for me to finish fighting mobs or if he tried some hiding in mobs thing I just ran through to the boss door
>>744625189>There’s also a guy in the depths who shoots poison arrows at you but he’s just an annoyance.i did that for a bit but it got old pretty quickly
>>744624893not to mention that even if you deal damage to them they have 99 humanity, 99 twin humanity (legally gotten honest) so they functionally have infinite health unless you kill them while in undead burg you at best have 10 estus, which might as well by 0 because the twinks oneshot you
ds1 has the best pvp
>>744625324you gotta circle them back
>>744625324Circle right back at him and kick
>>744594231>invade world>guy has a long ass pokey stick with a lightning buff>pain.swfseriously how do you fight spears?>inb4 get gudno.
>>744626448>seriously how do you fight spears?with spears, duh, they are sniper rifles of melee weapons basically
>>744626448With a lightning res shield.
>>744623456boss invading spear of church fights, stepping out of the fog, and coming out of fucking nowhere to help the poor soul that tried to play that boss against those gank squads was dark souls at its very peak. always felt like some shit out of wwe
>>744626567maybe in ds1, but I wouldn't risk using a shield in ds3. Every time I've encountered a shield user, it's basically been a free win because of how easy it is to riptose them.>>744626545>with spears, duh, they are sniper rifles of melee weapons basicallytruth.
>>744612428there are a few reasons im uninterested in ER pvp and one of the main reasons is the overkill visual effects that take up the whole screen. How do people enjoy this? You have to rely solely on muscle memory with no visual indication of what the fuck is going on.
>>744612428knights?
>>744627036you dont like pretty lights flashing in your face?
>>744627036>How do people enjoy this?Nobody actually enjoys ER PvP, the people that do just have their own mod circlejerk where they duel only with allowed weapons, vast majority of the players are doing seamless cope without invaders or single player
My enemies always have infinite stamina. They always have more health and defense and somehow more attack power as well. They always dodge perfectly while I get hit from a mile away from them swinging at air.
>>744627671seamless honestly feels like cheating the fact that you all need to die for the world to reset just means that there's literally 0 challenge in the open world anymorehell you can warp back to a grace and regain all flasks without resetting the world as long as one person doesn't warp back it's absurd
>>744627886We're calling it QOL now, unc. It's the same as cheating but doesn't make me feel bad for doing it.
>>744627943also every single seamless game I've seen has the same thing, 1 guy in the biggest armor possible with the biggest shield possible and 2-3 guys tossing the most overpowered spells at the bossat least when you summon randoms you can't know ahead of time who you'll get and can't perfectly synch your builds, something the game literally wasn't made to handle
>buy dark souls 1>play it>hey this is pretty good>get to Sens Fortress>holy fuck this is ballbreaking>wait a second...>never beat the game, just spend all day invading people in Sens and kicking them to their doom for hours a day
>>744625189Man I miss doing gimmick build invades in DS3
>>744619240The rest of the game was rather mediocre but DS3 was the absolute peak as far as invasions are concerned.
>>744627671Not all pvp are duels you dumb niggerfaggot. Invasions are still extremely fun. People just invade on console because PC has become a hugbox for discord trannies sitting in seamless or hacking chinks.
I've never been able to enjoy the golden age of DS1 Invasions. I didn't have Xbox Live back in 2012
>>744629185>Invasions are still extremely funyeah okay
>>744627671are these people for real or is it just satire
>>744629707No that's the average Soulsfag who takes pvp seriously
>>744627671>blonde blue eyed waifu with a beauty markhe'll troon out
>>744628949sure thing, buddy boy, just like ds2 was the peak of the series
>>744629557>>744612428Redfags crying makes me so happy
lol
>>744594231>liked darkmoons more because i like being colored blue more>failed to invade
>>744627671>You used Poise stackingDS3 has done irreparable damage to Souls games by removing balance that now people seethe even at shitty nerfed balance, holy shit.>You spammed magicWhat if I'm a wizard, nigger!?>You were playing on macdonald's wifi>We had over 100 pingRules for thee, not for me I guess.>You chugged>You were over Meta lever for duelsWho cares?
ahh yes, killing noob hosts with overleveled equipment and endgame pyromancies...Truly honorable...
>>744632897It's called an 'invasion' for a reason, you joyless bitch.
>>744627671this guy didn't know the first rule of fight club
>16 Strength>12 Dexterity>Gargoyle Halberd (lightning infused)
>>744618884>bad red man but purple moron
>>744632967>alt+f4's on your twink ass
>be me>playing ER>always use tongue>get invaded>try to waste as much time as possible>alt+f4 right when i'm about to lose>block and report for cheating
>>744633773Chad
Bloodfart?...AND Rotten Sausage!?
>>744633425>bad red man but purple and you can gank people with the hostthere you go, faggot
>>744625189he just wanted to epic troll people like his favorite dark souls youtuber
>>744602095>invade noob>point down>point down>black flame
>>744629557actual skill issue
>>744602216your so mean
>>744602095this but also throwing dung pies
>>744601384berserk fans are the whiniest losers on earth
>>744594231does ds1 still have enough players to go 'vadin? I haven't done my Pyramid Head RP in years...
>>744630345He's right, DS3 was the best PvP in the series with DS2 a close second. DS1, ER and BB are unplayable dogshit
