Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: New Super Mario Bros WiiNext: Sly 2: Band of ThievesLater: Castlevania II: Simon's QuestStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Mega Man 4Next: HadesLater: end of daySchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Old >>744587664
i have transitioned
I'M PLUMMING
miggy
Migged
What's good, miggers?
Garland Miggs. That was a close call.
>>744599254Anon has been pronouns migged later that thread.
Miggy
miggi raikkonen
I had a dream I missed a class several times in a week because I was shaving my face the entire time.
>>744599346eh, can't complain
Steam 1 GODS present in the 'ew
>>744599349Need to get Euroshopper to sponsor more finns
>Full room on both streamsBased
I know you lurk here staralfur, give us a sign
>worst nes megamani sleep
Oh, it's the teeth masher on stream 2
Im gonna say itMIGGERS
Were the hippos the original heatnix donuts?
>>744599330>godful day ruined by sony movie slop
MIGGED
I have been to multiple ESAs and made no friends
>Mega Mannice>buster onlyboring, the whole fun of Mega Man is using all the different weapons
>>744599623your real friends are right here big guy :)
>>744599330THE PLACEHOLDER
>>744599623did you try speaking to anyone
>>744599453they're going to have the best sex of their lives tonight
>>744599623same
>>744599623This is what makes me afraid of attending. I don't wanna sit in my hotel room all week
>>744599623You have to talk to people to make friends with them
sould've actually stopeed the timer just for fun
>>744599702Just go up to nevflinn or the tech crew anon and say "I post on 4chan as well!". That's sure to go down well.
>>744599623How much money did you spend overall, counting the esa/hotel/etc? I wanted to do it this year too, but am a broke eastern yuro
RATE NEW SUPER MARIO BROS
>I would
>>744599784Do this but with habke
>>744599808You've been bamboozled
KEK, they actually stopped the timer, absolute mad lad.
>>744599808
>>744599702post that in the thread and meet with them, i'm sure there are anons here that will attend or are attending too
>>744599784This but with chlods
King K Rool ass fakeout
>>744599487worst nes megaman 4 you
>>744599808S the English bringing Kino. I think Simon's quest has potential but this is probably the peak of the day
Holy shit that's a huge dono
>>744599808B for Bowser, So Long Gay
>>744599808Baited (but I’ll give an S)
guys I have $1k to spend in this economy
>>744599808S
Dude donated $2500 in total, what a madlad
mysteriously wealthy esa goer
>>744599808A
>>744599808SRun was alright but the commentary was fucking great.
>>744599808A. Fun run.
>>744599808SI watched the whole run
>>744599808S for great banter
>>744599969That person has donated $2500 now
>>744599808A, I feel the GDQ fatigue leaving my soul. Execution was not great otherwise it would be S>>744599867FASTER
>>744599996Richest euro of all time. Probably german
>>744599808AGood!
>>744599808S, just two dudes having a good time
>>744599808A. Commentary was good but a lot of chokes.
>>744599808B
>>744599808A+
>>744600052based
>>744599808S simply as
>>744599808Sfun lads sharing their fun with us. Real friendship simulator hours.
>>744599996scripted donos
>>744599623Sorry buddy, Playstation Nation is full
>>744599623I feel like you have to be a runner to make any connection with people in there. t:too shy to go any events
>>744599996Can't believe John 'Anonymous' Yetee is helping out the poor.
>>744599808B for gay love
>>744599623what do you mean? were all here.
>>744599808ATwo guys just having a blast.
>>744600052That’s enough to cover every make a wish. The children cannot possibly wish for more
>>744599702Bring a board game or join a game in sessionHang out in the practice roomPractice soft skills beforehandLook at the events channel in the discord serverTalk with people adjacent you in the crowd during a runThere are many ways to break the ice with people here, don't hold yourself back
>>744599808B too homo
>>744599837i think habkeinen is more of a redditor than a 4chad
yump
Who is that cute redhead in the front row? I wanna take her out to a nice dinner and then at the end of the night get a hug from her
>>744600235Hello habke
I love Mega Man It is my favorite yump and run game.
ENCORE
>>744599623I feel like there's enough of us from the thread to create a clique at the eventEveryone learn Chenso Club Plum% and we'll do a relay run
>>744600215Now those cancer-riddled children can get a mid-range PC (to share of course)
Coin noises?
>>744600243Germans are the most reddit coded group on the planet (that's not how we do it in Germany) so of course he is
Proper german tism
>>744600326They do yearn for the mines after all
>>744600337i take that as an offense. NIGGER
>>744600113>no physical ganglole lmao
>>744600485they'll never be able to touch chlods now
>>744600485The playstation nation seems to be stuck in the ps2 era, so it's more like>the all physical gang
Why did they give blue toad such sexual charisma in this game
It seems that your S-rankings have produced an encore.
>>744600485bodied that sumbitch
CLUTCH
I really miss proper coop in Mario Wonder.
>open stream to watch Simon's Quest>they haven't even started Sly 2 yet
Didn't hypnoshark use to be fat?
>>744600794shout outs to the zelda run that took over an hour to set up!
my stream died ;_;
>>744600851no, that was your mom. LMAO
If i ever attended an ESA, i would easily make friends with every single person there, no problem, even the german
>>744600794There's been some slight delays in the schedule. Please wait warmly.
>>744600794let it go and just enjoy the runs
>>744600686My wife can't make it through sex with me unless she pretends I'm blue toad
>>744600913Does she ask you to do the voice?
ITS OVER
The fucking karma
LELco-op banter is in full effect.
holy shit my sides
wreck'd
>>744600851true samheads know he lost a ton of weight playing footy with the lads.
holy shit im laughing so hard im in fucking pain
Super Mario coop pvp mode
>>744601028these fucking idiots
>>744600891get a selfie with chlods, puppery and kixxy
kek
This mario run has been the best so far.
>>744601219>karma strikes back
>>744599330Updoots for the updoot god!
>>744601219absolutely lovely
from last time.
>>744601273No one cares nigga
What's better than this, guys bein' dudes
>>744601303kek i forgot about this
>>744601376Girls being cute!!!
>>744601095This is still my favorite Plum
>What's better than this, guys bein' dudes>She said, flicking her bean like a slut
>>744600956I forget what I used to sound like
How does Hypnoshark get so much pussy, anons?
>>744601219love it
need to leave the stream to help my bitch sister at the trans station
>>744601449Idk man judging by this thread I don't think the ladies are the ones throwing themselves at him
>>744599330GDQ could never
>>744601449look at him
>>744601490You mean the train station, right?Right?
>>744601491
>>744601405Wrong
Why is the megaman runner doing all these weird sounds all the time? Is he autistic?
>people watching grew up with this gameNah m8, nobody younger than 30 is watching this.
>>744599330Inflation strikes hard.
>>744601490tell xher i said hi
>only 15k raised on day 2is this the average now post-drama? haven't watched in a long timeatleast the event itself has recovered, walked into to the nsmbwii run and they're having the time of their lives and i don't have to be reminded about tranny rights all the time. i attended ESA once before the drama happened and the vibes in person were just as good as the /v/ threads. i still regret not taking images for anons when i went
>>744599330>The one low spot of the day was the snoy moviegame. Pottery.
I like how the Toad Man strategy is to just shut him with charged buster and he never gets an attack out.
>>744601490>trans station
>>744599886Didn't someone show Chlods a bunch of posts about her on 4chan last year? Like some 4channer on the tech crew?
>>744601571im not even 25
>>744601571I'll have you know I'm actually 20... at heart.
>>744601571Im a 28 year young virile stallion thoughever
>>744601571>genuinely believing this
>>744601598Normally there's more donations towards the end, but all events even GDQ have dropped in average donations
>>7446015712009 was 17 years ago
>>744601620Yeah and the idiot only showed her a few mean posts which lead to her thinking we hated her. The vast majority of posts actually liked her
>>744601449I wouldnt mind getting a case of thrushy from eating that bussy! Haha I am male and he is a gay icon btw
>>744601598Yeah, in fact its better. They're slowly and steadily improving.
>>744601490>This marathon is so interesting and fun, I should watch it.>But I should also pick up my sister from the rape mill.Oh Lord, give me a sign. What should I do?
>>744601690GDQ is kept afloat by backer and funder donations, isn't it? It's why you always get that pile of $10,000 anonymous donations from the Yeti to boost numbers near the end.
>>744601620kixy showed her
Holy shit they summoned their stands
>>744601780is that why she got fired
>>744601754top kekMan, I miss old hussie
CHLODS ALERT
Rate Mega Man 4
>>744601780no it was some guy
>>744601831B for Buster
>>744601831I'm gonna do him S-
>>744601831A.
>>744601831B
>>744601831A
>>744601780No, she could barely navigate 4chan when she tried to find out what people thought about her
>>744601692should have shown the RE4 edit
>>744601831S for skill
>>744601303Tfw I'm this touchy feely with my bestie too.
>>744601780Is kixy at the event?
penis% ???
>>744601831A, impressive
Skemny attention whoring during a hypnoshark run again
>>744601827Have we had much Chlods thirsting for that Hypnodick this year?
>>744601690>>744601724i really hope that ESA doesn't go extinct due to being underfunded, GDQ will stay alive no matter what happens to them but the ESA hosts are more down to earth and know how to keep an event going where people are free to talk about the event or runs in their chat and little to no drama slips throughon the contrary i haven't watched GDQ since 2017
>finish watching mega man on stream 2>go back to stream 1>PENIS PERCENTwhat?
>>744601831C it was okay, kinda boring commentary
Personally i like chlods she’s chumorous (cute and humorous)
>>744601924A cup
>>744601891yeah just finished fucking her backstage
>>744601881prove it
>escape from monkey islandis the the one with the dick nose?
>>744601983it's a boys will be boys%
>>744601891Yeah, you can find her in or near the men's bathroom.
>>744601957He needs to fuck off back to his GDQ containment already. Hes the only one of the gold guard who didn't just outright leave ESA as that means he won't get maximum attention that he wishes to whore.
OMG did you see that one anon's wife walk past as he was JERKIGN it like thatI need a webm of that
>>>>>co-op
>>744601831A+Man this whole day has been fire
Bros they're literally jerking off on stream 1
>>744601980In my opinion I think this has been the best ESA since the exodus. In fact maybe pre-exodus since I remember the last ESA before that was pretty shitty too with the no 24 hours thing.
>>744602047No, it's the 3D one with tank controls
Mario bros... Toad is mogging us.
>>744602043Can't, they were talking in a hotel room during a stream and she kept on trying to figure out how to make a 4chan account, unless the stream is vodded it's lost
>>744602138its a reagular thing to do with the lads.
Its so damn hot brosI've got my shirt off
>>744602128>Man this whole day has been fireESA usually starts slow and picks up on Mondays, but this time the first two days were pretty decent as well. Hope the event keeps going like this
>>744602156what's new?
ESA ratings sucks more than GDQ, nearly every run is automatically A+ for no reason.
>>744602096I also caught him attention whoring in Hypno's chat too so it's not really an ESA thing but yeah he should still fuck off
what the fuck are they doing?
>>744602304it's their show now
>overestimateSHUTITDOWN
>>744601980What I've noticed, and this run on stream 1 is a prime example, is that the friendships seem more genuine and the enjoyment seems more genuine. Like they're actually having fun, you can tell they're actual friends who hang out outside of these events.GDQ's "friendships" and "fun" seems super manufactured. Especially the theater kid segments. Its all "OHHHH I AM HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, I AM SMILING, PLEASE BELIEVE ME." and I dunno who the hell actually buys into that.
>>744602293what if ESA is just a better event?
>>744602223I turned my ac to 24° so I can jerk off without breaking a sweat.
>>744602223AC innit?
>>744602304playing new super mario bross Wii co-op, can't you see on the screen?
>>744602223It's still 30 degrees out, and it won't cool down below 21 tonightI hate this summer
>>744602293>no reasonthe show is good, the ratings reflect that. GDQ puts on a horrendous show, the ratings reflect that as well
IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>744602225As others are saying, its the best ESA in a long time.
>>744602293>Normal people having fun>No political bullshitYeah its automatically better in every way.
>>744602375you're describing americans in general, everything is a facade to them
>>744602394Woops wrong gif
>>744602420Hypno literally said he lied about the estimate.
>Hypnoshark having the run of the event againHow does he do it?
>>744602509Does he not care about the schedule?!
STREAM 3 MENTIONED
>>744602375lel that image is obviously staged, they didn't even try to make it look believable
Sly jumpscare
>>744602223Same, bro.
Playstation Nation about to hang these guys after their run.
>>744602556No they're hecking wholesome best friends!!!
The Xbox Alliance is coming to kill Playstation Nation
>>744602538If it's not fun, why bother?
>>744602532Anyone with more charisma gets poached by gdq
>>744602293even the good games being done by good runners have those fucking dono readers making the runs DOGSHIT. that really hasnt been happening that much at ESA or any other events.
>>744602532He's the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be.
>teabags himholy based
>>744602375I miss Feasel streamsThey were peak comfy
>cooked by fucking goosebert and xboxtranniessnoyboys.....they're laughing at us!!!!
This is the third time he's done his "every time I think this community can't surprise me" speechGET NEW MATERIAL
>>744602096The exodus was a good thing. We lost the Argick clique and Metako clique and gained the Hypnoclique and Playstation Nation.
>Don't you dare sir>he dared
>>744602293What not having "trans rights" every 2 minutes does to a rating.
SONOVABITCH THEY GOT ME TWICE
>>744602670Metako + that french twink were pure kino thoughever
Mario...
>>744602584I’m turned on sexual
>>744602664
>>744602750Was that the one who was squeezed in between two big men?
>>744602670I liked Metako.
MERCYKILL THIS SHIT
>they still playingBongs don't know when enough is enough.
>>744602817kek
!!!
What a glorious shitshow
Longest bowser fight of all time
The schedule says we're supposed to be 2 games after bing wahoo...
>>744602903what a tweest!
>>744602903
>>744602835So did I, it was just annoying because one anon wouldn't shut up about specific schizo theories about Metako in the threads. I think around 2022 - 2023 the threads got really bad for a while due to a ton of GDQ tourists.
>>744602750>>744602835this
>>744602670I like em thoBut yeah seems the new blood is doing good. 360 and hypno especially
>>744602954the schedule said they burned 500 bodies every day
Why do speedrunners suck at casual play?
Rate NSMBWii Co-op.
HA HA HA IS THIS A SUCCESSFUL RUN I SEE? WITH LOTS OF VIEWERS? AND LOTS IN THE CROWD?LET ME JUST BUTT IN WITHOUT ASKING SO THAT I CAN GET ALL THE ATTENTION
>>744602661I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did in the staff position, since he really seemed like he did not care for the facade. Same with UraniumAnchor, though he doesn't have to be on camera.
>>744603021That doesn't sound very feasible
S SS
>>744603046NO
>>744603046SSS
>>744602963thankfully most of them have fucked off.
>>744603046SSS simple as
>>744603046C for chokefestExpected since that's co-op, but still
>>744603046A
>>744603046C
>>744603046SSS and even 29 hours and 18 minutes under estimate
>>744603046HHMade me believe in these events again.
>>744603046S
>>744603046SIt's just good fun between hetero sexual friends.
>>744603046SSS, Shitpost in speedrun form
>>744603046SSS overestimate is fine if it's due to teamkills
>>744603046C for cringe
HOT MIC
>>744603121>"Cheens!"
hotmic kino
>>744603046Doesnt deserve sss because over but S
What are we hearing on stream 1?!
SHOUTOUTS
TECH CREW ANONYOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER
>we're going to go to a quick interview with the runners>over 3 hours behind schedule
>>744603046B
>Make it quick!
>>744603046AI cant give it S due to over estimate
>>744603209about to start hearing some plaps
>>744603209behind the scenes
Based hot micAbsolutely
>inb4 unzipping sounds
>>744603046A deducting a point for over estimate. Highly entertaining run though
>>744603046SI love ESA
>>744603240MOMMY
>>744603046SSS trainwreck kino
>>744603046S entertaining and over every estimate ever conceived
>Didn't even free mushroom toad from bubble to finish the ending cutscene together.Shows how much they both believe they already fucked. up.
>>744603240>we just have to save the game real quick mom!>6 hours later
>>744603240Why won't Hypno give her what she wants already?
>Next: Sly 2>In a few seconds: Castlevania 2Must be a quick Sly run
Monke Island time
>hypno saying they can take as long as they want because they raised 3k for charityuhhh based?
monkey time
>>744603240KEK
Escape From Monkey Island starting on stream 2
These three sure did escape the monkey islands
>>744603046Ait's a fun run, went too much over est
Migging to stream 2
Just woke up, why are they 2 hours behind schedule?
KINO ON STREAM 2I REPEATKINO ON STREAM 2
>>744603365Would you look at that, they even got Lord Farquaad in there.
>>744603240Just saying, but if she was my mom I wouldn't be a virgin.
Hmm this game's artstyle reminds me of Tomba
>>744603365Wasn't Bradley Gaming one of the people who left during the exodus and went to UKSG?Nice to see some old faces starting to come back.
>>744603365Ok that's fucking kino
>Still not onto SlyESA is going to bless us with a full extra day at this rate.
Holy shit Noel Fielding on stream 2
>>744603426They were waiting for you man, we all were...
>>744603365nice outfit
>>744603446Because you’d want to get a girlfriend to make her proud, right?… Right?
I wanted to see Sly but stream 2 looks full of SOVL
>>744603046B-, I just didn't want more big maring
>>744603365>>744603429
>>744603489kek
How did the autistic German running FF8 get on? Did he beat estimate? I fell asleep 3 hours in.
Is that a f*cking tranny on my stream2!?
>>744603469Nope he's Playstation Nation but did a run at UKSG
>>744603429That one on the right looks like that dude from Mighty Bush
>>744603562PLUM, NO
what the fuck is that
Test, lol
I cannot fathom a less interesting speedrun to watch than an Point & Click adventure game.
you can still see the beard of the tranny.
>>744603554he talked nonstop through the entire run, as expected
>>744603554He went 10 minutes over.
WHO OPENED THE RED DOOR?
>>7446035549 minutes overestimate
>missed mario cause I was making a plumdamn...
>>744603562GET DOWN SHE'S GOT A GUN!!
>>744603606The reason not to watch stream 2.
HOT MIC HOT MIChttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785785447180038.webm
>>744603582Noel wishes he had a nose and jaw that sharp.
>>744603656thank you for your service
>>744603554For a 4am run he was chatty as fuck, its like he snorted a line before the run.
>>744603656Plumskull
>>744603562Just a poof.
>>744603656Where did you find this medical drawing of literally me?
>>744603656i will be taking this and leave
>>744603656Well worth it, that is a grade-A Plum
>>744603656worth it
>stares into the camera>big leaguesTHAT'S MY GOAT
>>744603656kek
>>744603656nice
>>744603763that was a man
Stream 1 seems really cool. Sell me on why I should switch to stream 2
>>744603795HOT
>>744603763I'd lose to her on purpose
>>744603763ZAMN, this is what fighting game events are like? I'd be a fool not to buy Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game and get my groove on!
>>744603650>>744603642>>744603640>>744603728Damn, just lots of little timesinks or was there a big fuckup along the way? Can't say I was giving it my full attention but I didn't see anything that looked like it cost a massive amount of time, I know he was being autistic about the step count at the start but it looked like 20-30 seconds were lost max, that and a long escape.
that nigga has sonic in his nickname
>>744603763who's bitch this is?
Why is it ALWAYS just like one or two levels for sly 2When are they going to run the whole fucking game
>>744603797>stream 1 has chlods>but also maeveI can't handle it mane
>>744603873mine :)
>>744603656based
>>744603873mine :3
>>744603846I know he choked on one boss, I wanna say the T-Rexsaur or whatever its called, and had to redo it. I think the rest is because he'd often stop to chat.He's the type of autist where he stops to sperg out about little things that don't matter.
>>744603763Do you have the FGC webm of a woman walking off-screen with a shota
Man, the controls were fucking ass for escape from monkey island. Also some of the things you had to do to solve the riddles were pants on head retarded
>chlods reading donosS
>Manly_Maeve
>>744603606That, sir, is England.
>>744604058>With Manly_MaeveF
>>744603606The weakest Irish woman.
>>744604058>and the host for stream 2 is atroonit's ogre, I'm a stream1 missile now
Sorry anons... Even though this is a nonrun I have to watch stream1 for mommy
>>744604076
>>744603973i thought i posted that. i can't find it because my folders are a mess
>>744604005A lot of early point and click games have things in them that i have no idea how motherfuckers found them without guides.
>>744604182This bitch either is not going this year or hasn't arrived yet
>>744604005They were basically made to force you to use the Sierra helpline for $6/minute
>Carmelita was never playable in the games>Didn't even get decent eroge fangame like Peach and Krystal did in flash days
>>744604151Good anon
Speedrunning a p&c adventure? Is there even any tech involved or is it just let's play with a walkthrough guide?
>>744599330this just tell me eurofags just blindly praise anything european and have no standardsbut then again we already kinda knew that
>>744603562And now with sound. https://files.catbox.moe/82onao.mp4Btw is catbox broken again? It took me 5 mins to upload 600kb file on it.
>>744603917Fair points but they're not talking at all
I just realised chlods has a septum piercing and she's ruined for me now.
>>744604182Holy goddess...When was she on?
>>744604385YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BUY CHENSO CLUBWHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, SHOOT ME?
>>744604405every day. last ESA
>>7446043715/10 event, but not obnoxios equals 7/10 event5/10 even, but obnoxious equals 3/10 event
>>744603527Based
>>744604371GDQ is so dogshit that ESA is automatically 100x better.
>>744604371TRANS RIGHTS!
>>744604334She got a very memorable boss fight instead.
>>744604334
>>744604371or maybe...just maybe the runs are that much better than troons run quick?
MUTE
>>744604608based
omg that troon voice, kill me
>>744604405he doesn't know
>>744603656it really do be like that
>>744604371You have to go back adef
somebody post the girl whose taking her boy and leaves. can't find it
>>744604650Let's hope it stays quiet for the rest of the run
>>744604371If you didn't automatically dock points and spam Ks every time there's a reference to trannies onscreen, you'd see similar ratings at GDQ. Graveyard shift runs at last GDQ weren't even that bad, you're just conditioned to hate them.
>>744604371The best rating was for team USA winning a race though. Cope seethe dilate, and go back to GDQ
Damn I missed Castelvania2, was it any good?
>>744604651She's the type of girl that was friends with the unpopular guys growing up because she had weird hobbies for a girl. That made her have low self esteem and never realize how cute she is, the perfect catch for a 4/10 guy like me
>>744604371euros has been running classic games, boomercore and runners having fun.SGDQ played things like this one, what do you fucking expect?
>>744604791You came just in time to watch it.
>>744604182>>744604405>>744604651
>>744603674Nice catch.
>>744604754last GDQ was filled with shit runners playing awful boring fucking games in garbage categories. it was ass without even accounting for the troon fest.
>>744604371SGD run: 12 bananas bingus% remember trans roights -> OverestimateESA run: autitstic euro runner or brit banter having fun, a game people actually play, no political spam
>>744603656what a cute little homeless gremlin
>>744604608
>>744604819kek you're way off
>>744604821this run was so unbelievably bad. feels so sad looking at gdqs schedule and seeing its just slop/ad games made the last few years.
Who the bloody hell is that pooftah on stream 2
>>744604963>no political spamthat's the big one for me. I don't wanna hear that shit. GDQ had that whole Palastine speech bullshit that made me just stop watching for the rest of the event.
>>744605040its what we like to call "a faggot"
he looks like the star trek guy
>>744604982based
MUUUUTEEE
>>744605098excellent delivery
>>744605005Maybe you are right, i'm more of a 5/10 than a 4
why is gay squidward reading donos?
>>744605040>>744605098Enough with the slurs
>>744605221Shut up cakeboy
>>744605221
>>744604334Carmelita was too fine for the games back then. Pearls for swines.
>>744605221nobody's slurring. and even if somebody was, stop being ableist
>>744605112More like the humans space travelers from, "Galaxy Quest".
>>744604371Instead of being jealous, you guys should try to do better
>>744605258>>744605272>>744605293Don't make me go to the mods. I'm warning you.
Honestly it's just the bangs that look ridiculous, if dude went full on glam metal he could probably pull it off
its overits so over
CHOKECHOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>744605367not if i go first.MOM, i called anon a nigger, but he totally was being a nigger!
>>744604371retarded assumption that only eurofags are rating here
Damn it's refreshing going from GDQ speed trannies to just an event where mostly normal people play games.
Unforgivable cheatery happening at stream 2Remember to chastise them with your ratings
>>744605493Yet you're here talking about trannies again. Curious.
>>744605391no its the boney face
>>744605367
>>744605493>normal
>>744605503don't worry. tranny on stream means instant F rating from me
>>744603606bon clay?
>>744605573Yep, alright, that's him
>>744604463Thanks, anon.
>>744605535i hate this webm what a little bitch
>>744605573>>744603606uncanny.
>>744605570Is it a tranny though?
>>744604651I'd cum on that navel
>>744603606I was trying to think what he was reminding me ofThat's just Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber
>>744605639Being an effeminate man with long hair in these troon ages is difficult
>>744605632trying to get your opponent carded is the correct thing to do
>this series means a lot to me and this category and...>and I wanna give some shoutouts...
>>744605535>Vargentina: People hate us because we're winners>Also Vargentina:
>>744605573holy shit its HIM
>penis%
>>744605804I don't speak brownoidball, sorry
>>744605736Being metrosexual doesn't help.
>>744605535las malvinas son inglesas
>>744604754>Graveyard shift runs at last GDQ weren't even that badAnon the event was so bad there was ONE (1) webmable moment from the entire event
Rate Sly 2
>>744605921C
>>744605921B
>>744605921S
>>744605921A. Cool game, cool run
>>744605921B for sexfox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mKj1MMwniQ
>>744605906does somebody have that one wemb of an orang utan doing tests? i'm not even being racist, he just has the exact same reaction.
>>744606030Weird Al's Best
>>744605906This and CoD were the only runs i kinda enjoyed
Is that kitboga in the audience on stream 2
I'd destroy these two
Look at this dood
Pick a pair of legs
>missed the carmelita posting
Oh no, my only weakness: Nerdy girls with glasses.
>>744606286wtf is that cellulite?
>>744606304girl, singular
>>744606030i never realized how badly they butchered stan in this game. 3D was a grave mistake for this series
>>744605535>Pissi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA who the fuck got a trooner as a host this is fucking GDQ terrorism. this is NOT comfy. where is kixy and puppery
This guy on the couch in white looks like an actor but I forget the actors name or the movie.
>accidentally enabled sticky keyswhat a classic
>>744605921C for CARMELITA SEXO
>>744606432john microsoft's greatest invention
would
>>744606432He visibly started sweating balls
>>744606427i know exactly who you mean, but i don't remember either either
it's the game from the 'what a horrible night' meme
>>744606287We still got Sly 1 and 3 runs later this week.
>>744606558They made a whole game based off of an Isaac item?
Favorite Bloody Tears remix?
he's already doing way worse than the guy who ran castlevania II at ASM
>>744606427>>744606509too bad they're not raising money for alzheimerfunden this summer. you guys could use it
Is that german guy wearing a shirt with a magical girl upskirt view?
oh no!
>>744606558not just a meme. you will have a horrible night grinding and trying to figure out how to get to some of those areas
>>744606286easy
>>744605804>Vargentina
>>744606558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEACzoMJuMA
>>744606625optical illusion
Is catalystz running anything this year?
>>744606670Ooh
>taking physical notesVGH>>744606637Poor lad. Lucky for him that nothing happened.
witchcraft being done to beat a video game
>>744606798
>>744606502Swollen feet and cellulite
>Hence why I've got these GUYS helping me out hereOh nononono
What's up with this Dark Tinytim on stream 1?
>>744606676
>>744606645My friend had this game and no matter how much we played we couldn't make any progress because the idea that you have to throw an expensive one-use stake at the item at the end of dungeons makes no sense.
>>744606715Dark Souls: Remastered on Friday
This ESA has been pretty fucking great so far. Had stream 2 running in the background all day and there has almost been nothing but great games. Mainstream had also some great stuff. The worst run I've had on so far was Horizon Zero Dawn.
This is some esoteric shit I expect from a Sierra adventure game, not from Lucasarts
>>744607050At least you can't get softlocked I think.
>>744607004>dark souls at a marathon>it's dark souls 1 againi'm sure des, ds2, ds3, bloodborne and sekiro also have active communities but it's just ds1 every time
>>744607037ESA is the whitepill of marathons.
Catalystz is there already that means we should see and hear Puppery soon
>>744607050Escape was especially devious. Curse was completely logical by comparison.
Props to any kid who managed to finish one of these games without guides
Look at that faggy keyboard and mouse
>>744607000for me its having to kneel in front of a specific cliff with a specific crystal for 10 seconds to summon a whirlwind to carry you across
>>744607050this is pretty standard for an adventure game. are you only used to "what hole does the square peg go into" puzzles from nu-resident evil?
>>744605921AQuality
>>744606645I had a wonderful time exploring it except for the tornado teleporter bullshit than it's impossible to figure out and one mandatory shop that was buried under a floor in a town and requires you to throw holy water to open the way. I think it sells laurels to traverse the poisoned water or something? I forgot exactly.
>>744607230For whatever reason we knew how to do that, and the blue crystal. I think it was in the game atlas.
I HAVE NO LEGS AND I MUST MIG
>>744607167Are they together? Their Nightreign run was decent
What a horrible night to move threads
>>744607167
>>744607292Yes, Puppery is staff
MIG STUCKMIG STUCKPLEASEI BEG YOUWE'RE PAGE 10
>>744607292Yes she belongs to him
>>744607343page 9, there is still time
>>744607260Tell me what other Lucasarts adventure game has you having to write down fucking randomly generated combinations in order to play rock paper scissors. This is NOT standard for you average moon logic puzzles. Fuck off.
Castlevania runner has silky smooth commentary, the couch is also a chill lad. So far looking good.
>>744606558Yes
>numpad on a keyboardbut trannies told me this was useless?
>>744607395heh
>>744606593Castlevania Judgement's
*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*
>>744607440imagine buying a circumcised keyboard unironically
I miss hypnoshark...
MIG NAOW>>744607490>>744607490>>744607490
>>744606593SCV4's, or maybe Dracula X's.
>>744607428Maniac MansionLoomYou stupid fucking tourist, shut your cockhole
>>744607440>trusting tranniesYou got what u deserve
>>744607440They don't like numbers for some reason
>speed run>uuuuhhhh, let's see what beats Gimpy Gibbon
How can you go overestimate in a graphic adventure game?
Oh god this fight.needing to draw...How should you have figured that out?
Who even is this Castlevania runner, absolute character
