Just got mine. AMA.
>>744605115Do you also make an announcement anytime you take a shit?
>>744605115Disregard OP, AMA instead
>>744605291why is OP so cool?
>>744605291Do you still play vidya?
>>744605115can it run god of war 3 emulation
>>744605291How pocketable is it?
>>744605115put a dildo on it and fuck it
How's wife and kids, anon?
>>744605393Yeah AM5 is powerful enough for it
>>744605115Usecase?
>>744605898Sick! So is a 70 dollar ps3
>>744605393yeeah easily
>>744605115can you give me some money?
>>744605115Why does it burn when I pee?
>>744605219Yes.
>>744605115Is it heavy?
>>744605898AM5 is the motherboard socket, which the Steam Machine doesn't even use since the SoC is soldered in.
Can you run 2009scape on it?
>>744605115how many times have you stuck it up your ass so far?
>>744605115It looks like a Series X except small and gay.
>>744605115Can it run Halo Campaign Evolved in 4K at 60 fps?
Could've got a real computer for that price
>>744605115Why did you get one?