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>>744609254
Based. Let kratos do the Bautista bomb on asura.
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Should get the Dutch Giant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ha-l9R_0Y
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what happened to ryan hurst?
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>>744609254
Good luck with getting back in shape
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>>744609625
On set injury
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WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
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>>744609662
this
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>>744609254
BOY
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>>744609873
BOAH
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HEY
BATISTA'S FUCKING GAY
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The previous actor
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>>744610023
Looks like an SNL sketch
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>>744610023
replace that retard kid too
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>>744610023
Apparently it's the dufe from remember the titans who dies for a black guy
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>>744609662
Who the fuck is dressing this guy?
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>>744609625
He got hurt IRL and the recovery time will take to long.
Must suck getting hurt so bad that your retirement is out of reach.
Look it up in case I am wrong.
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>>744609662
why are hollywood actors so fucked in the head?
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>>744609784
Just type Bastista looking gay
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How big is batista's dick?
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>>744609625
he got ryan hurt
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And Zendaya is Meechee.
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>>744610023
this kid honestly looks like he has some genetic defect wtf
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>>744609698
>>744610249
More like Ryan Hurt kek
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>>744609662
probably going to take him less than 6 months to get back on his gear cycle
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>>744610586
KEK
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>>744609625
Torn biceps, which is an incredibly debilitating injury that will take AGES to properly heal (if ever) which makes acting in a combat centered role impossible.
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>>744609254
So it’s getting gayer. Awesome.
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>>744610734
Shut up faggot, what do you know? Stop larping
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>>744610345
>>744610223
he zogged out and became a hyper-lib. Started eating full vegan and completely deflated
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>>744610023
kek literally anything is better than this shit. Hell, get Christopher Judge in there, beer belly and all
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>>744610112
>replace that retard kid too
>monkey's paw curls
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>>744609254
Perfect left compliant woke puppet
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>>744609625
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>>744610641
hope his heart can take it, they might need to recaste kratos a second time
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>>744609254
I CUM FOR HOURS WATCHING MY WIFE FUCK STRANGERRRS

*dun dun dun dun dun

HER BULL'S GIRTH IS WAY TOO THICCCCK TO MEASUREEEEE

*dun dun dun dun dun

THE WEIGHT OF HIS BALLS THEY'RE LIKE TWO FUCKIN' BOULDERRRRRRS

*dun dun dun dun dun*

A SPACE WHERE NO ONE WATCHES BUT ME

I WAAAAAATCH ALOOOOOOOOONE

*Yeah!*
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>>744609254
Better actor imo and after seeing dune hes probably the best fit
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jesus its like they tried to find an even worse case scenario than Ryan Hurst
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>>744610023
is that bella ramsey's little brother?
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>>744609662
>>744610881
He should've hogged out instead. At least then he wouldn't look like a faggot.
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>>744611673
bloat-maxxing is always the superior option
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Aside from the fact that Bautista looks like an anorexic gender confused retard these days, why start at GoW Norse edition? The whole pretext of the previous games is necessary to understand Kratos as a character. This shit is retarded. And gay. And lame.
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>>744609662
This is totally unholly! Wtf does Hollywood do to people?
But some roided guys like Arnie and Sly are way older and still muscular. So, how?
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>>744611913
>why start at GoW Norse edition?
it's the one normies know of the most
it's the most "movie-like" compared to the OG
less problematic content
"better man" Kratos is less toxic and more palatable to normies than the OG
more opportunities to inject further diversity (and push out white people from Norse mythology)
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>>744611913
>This shit is retarded. And gay. And lame.
it being on amazon should have been your first clue. do you really think they would be faithful to the old games? you've got to be kidding yourself. video games make more money than tv and film, this is yet another desperate adaptation (like the amazon yakuza miniseries) to lure people in to fall for it again.
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>>744609254
I have boomer actor fatigue>>744609254
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>>744611673
he did for a while. he was pretty fat during guardians 3. my guess is ozempic
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>>744610345
most of them are rape victims
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>>744609662
?
roids make it easy for these freaks
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>>744612534
I heard nothing about the Yakuza series after it was announced. How bad was it?
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>>744609254
There's no better actress to play Nu-Kratos than Gayve Butt-Taster.
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>>744611504
This is why I can't chill witb these people. I genuinely want to chill. People just want to fuck.
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>>744610734
almost every single elite arm wrestler has a torn bicep and it's not as fucking bad as you make it up to be. torn acl in the shoulder is worse.
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>>744610023
i thought that was bill hader edit aint no way
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>>744613806
>How bad was it?
it was entirely generic. you're left wondering 'why is this show even called like a dragon'
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>>744609662
Roids are as fickle as hot air in the long-run.
Arnold had to get fucking heart transplant surgery to outlive his roid usage from when he was young.
His balls are probably the size of a peanuts, though.
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>>744609254
There is irony in that the man who wanted to play Marcus in Gears of War for years ends up playing Kratos in God of War instead.
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>>744609625
Needed a better man
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>>744612992
mainstream celebs were taking ozempic in the late 10s early 20s before it got popular. No one is taking shit tier semaglutide anymore dude. They are on retatrutide + eloralintide for quadruple-agonist fat cell rape.
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I thought Kratos was Stargate guy?
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Batista is half-Greek so it fits.
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>>744609254
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
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>>744609254
Bautista is such a turbocuck faggot that the casting is perfect kek
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>>744609662
He's in shape now, retard.
>you have to be a roided out ape!!!
Shit's fucking stupid.
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>>744609254
Krautista
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>>744611504
to think I was once a kid rooting for Batista and now I'm laughing at this
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We must be better... men?
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>>744621872
That's a woman.
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>>744609254
Still not going to watch the show, but this is better casting. No offense to Ryan Hurst, he just never fit the role. It's going to be shit unrelated to the actors though.
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>>744609662
He looks like a lesbian
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>>744610515
based
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>>744621993
Makes sense, he was raised by one.
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>>744622046
ai?
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>>744610345
1. there is a reason actors were regarded as low as prostitutes back in the day
2. they are forced to go into humiliation rituals which breaks their psyche
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>>744622140
yeah. Zendaya is not real.
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>>744609625
he got his penis stuck in the tailpipe of a bus and the driver didnt know he was back there and was dragged/burned for 40 miles
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>>744610574
he's irish kek
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>>744609254
Sounds better than Ryan Hurst at least. They should recast Atreus while they're at it too
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>>744609662
Why don't these dudes just workout naturally or go on a goddamn farm and just lift and pull things that neolithic mongrel humanoids did in the past? Do they really need roids?
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>>744609662
Davina Vautista
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>>744611913
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. Our history and tradition with norse Kratos and his teachings that show us how to become better men is something that's beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a Greek trilogy adaption you didn’t receive.
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>>744621591
No, he should have been juicing until he died like the Ultimate Warrior.
Take a look the Wok nowadays.



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