>These 'dark energy' readings seem... feminine.>The Mass Relays are actually FEMALE!
>>744611750>trailer fades to black>We'll bang ok?
>rapid cut jumbled scenes panning in different directions>ends with ultra close up of femsheps eyes looking up>total shot of a Relay, Mass Effect 5 title fades in, arch in the letters aligning with it>you hear a faint ______ __ ____
They do look a bit vaginal. And that's no more retarded than the human reaper.
>>744612487Trailer dialogue>"We couldn't have made here it... if SHE hadn't saved us from the Reapers all those years ago!">"But SHE hasn't been seen since the end of the century... Good thing a new heroine has arrived.">"All we can do now, is hope that SHE will live up to HER legacy."
>>744612803>Vaginas are honeypots dsesigned to exploit civilizations and make them ripe for the taking
>>744611750What were they thinking with this N7 gamer trenchcoat design?
>>744611750I hope to God Mass Effect 5 is worst than Dragon Age the Veilguard and we officially see Bioware get shutdown for good.
Its never coming out. Also canon shep is male shep, no matter how much you seethe and shit yourself
Is it woke or a Middle Eastern attack on the west?
>>744611750Dat mass.
>>744611750Hopefully it finally kills bioware
