And not in a good way like with a villain.
>>744611987pick a post-EA Bioware party member
>>744611987For awhile it was Nagito Komaeda, but now maybe its Taash or whatever the tranny's name was in Dragon Age Veilguard.
What's the problem with her? She's just larping your average paladin.
I tried playing a borderlands game and there was this robot character and I uninstalled.Reddit is not a good idea for a personality but whatever guess im not the heckin target audience
>>744612089This, but I'd extent it to every "yes-sexual" companion in RPGs, it makes them feel like reddit caricatures and severely hurts the writing. Say what you will about CP2027, having the romance options have pre-defined sexual orientations was the right choice.
Aiden Caldwell from Dying Light 2. He’s just a fucking incel idiot. Or at least his writers are fucking incels who have never interacted with another person before - let alone a woman - or they are aliens from another galaxy living on Earth and pretending to be Polish humans.
>>744612431Having character romances with sexual orientations feels retarded unless you are going to be playing a game where your character has predefined looks.Before things begin to even remotely make sense in a game like BG3, they'd have to have a sex, height, build, race and even class/faith preference-inclination. Which yes, would be ideal, but we also know they are never going to do that.It only works in CP2027 because it's not really an RPG, it's just an action game with sprinkles on top.
>>744612089Fpbp
>>744611987The whole Final Fantasy VII cast (from the remake at least).Cloud, Barrett, Tifa, Aerith, etc.Particularly Barrett and Aerith and their retarded anime mannerism and annoying voices.
>>744612161She's an annoying egomaniac who just talks about being amazing and beautiful and schlicking her girlfriend.
>>744611987>Out of every game you've played, which character do you hate the most?Good in Warcraft 3 up to Wrath.Okay from Cata to Legion.Afterwards she just begs the question of:>why hasn't she been executed by the alliance for war crimes.and>why hasn't she been lynched by her own people
>>744612161>herisnt this a tranny that fucked shadowheart as a man before being turned into a woman?
>>744613268no, aylin's a dyke aasimar locked up in shar's rape cave in act 2the tranny is a tiefling (because of course he is) in shar's 'other' rape cave in act 3
>>744613268Shart fucked a troon canonically? Thats even worse than her wanting to cuck you with Halsin.
>Every BG3 bread is cuckshit and Drake lesbian barsI'm so tired.
>>744613647Who hasn't Shart fucked would be an easier list to compile.
>>744613647Lae'zelcels keep winning
oh right i totally forgot about this lesbian lgbt character and forced romance we all had to sit and watchand it was one of those GRR RAWR SO TOUGH GURL XDD kind of awful characters
>>744613949>UGH NO MY FANTASY IS TOO GAYYY UUUHHHHHYou are playing make believe in fairy land.
>>744613852>frog whore is better than shar whorethey are all whores ans Swen made sure you knew it
>>744613647The guy thought Aylin was a tranny who fucked Shart, I wouldn't assume he knows what he's talking about. As someone who actually played the game, I'm pretty sure they were just friends.
>>744614205>he unironically played tencent shilled bg3
>>744612970anon said she was a paladin you don't need to repeat what he said
>>744613852>kill the horny bugbear and ogre duo in the stables after they don't let me join in>lae'zel gloats about not wanting to show you her body count right after you show how nasty that event was with an ogre and a bugbearThat frog bitch fucked beholders and starred in at least 5 direct to video mind flayer porn movies. probably had a few aboleth tentacles up her pussy as well.
>>744614270epic ownage gottem
>>744611987Try betraying her in Honor mode and prepare for one of the hardest encounters in the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFuuggBpT14
>>744611987>hating on the BASED DAMEngmi
>>744614765>epic ownagebut its not on EGS lmao
>>744611987
>>744615594Not based. Not based at all.
I despise this piece of filth like you wouldn't believe. What were japs thinking putting this annoying piece of shit into the game.
>>744613043>>why hasn't she been lynched by her own peopleThe undead were ride or die with Sylvanas because literally everyone hates them anyway. Sylvanas starts unraveling as a character when Varimathras goes rogue and does a coup, this requires extreme amounts of Sylvanas being an idiot which is not a character trait she exhibited up to that point. She'd never have let a plot like that fester because she was ultra suspicious of everything after she was turned undead.
Isn't it obvious?
>>744612604It's retarded for them to be playersexual because playersexual romance is just a cost reduction tool.It's not progressive, it's reductive and worse. It unironically reduces diversity, because these characters are no longer people, just shapeless cut outs to react to the player's input.
>>744614102>You are playing make believe in fairy land.Okay, and? I don't want to see feces smeared everywhere in my make-believe fairy land either
She embodies literally EVERY negative archetype in the past 10 years. The only saving grace is that she's not ugly (I hate her hair tho)
>>744611987If pic rel, then youre easily baited/triggered.
>>744619621NTA but I personally disagree. I think every character should be bi/pan
>>744612970Good morning sir
>>744619872There are no grammatical errors in the post you're replying to
>>744611987Wuk LamatAlso Mary Jane from Spooderman. I actually dropped the game after she bitched at Peter for saving her
>always by your side in the field>never shuts the fuck up>tells you the most obvious shit possible>her job could be done by a cat or wingdrake>somehow NEVER gets attacked despite being in close proximity to the monsters you're dealing withI hate every NPC is Wilds that's not the fucking cat partner, but whoever decided we needed forced baggage in a game about hunting wild beasts needs to lose their job.
>>744619949he's a jeet and was saying that in earnest.
>>744620308Wow what a nice guy :)
>>744611987you posted it. painfully obvious she was written by an actual dyke as an epic angry screaming lesbo power fantasy for the player to sit there and watch. the only saving grace is that you can spare yourself of her on future playthroughs which is honestly pretty nice.
>betrays you multiple times and almost kills another party member>but you must forgive him and the game goes on and on about it being justified and you are forced to forgive him because of how badly written it all is
>>744619805Even if every human on earth was freaksexual, you still would have zero chance at getting laid.
>>744614102no im being forced to watch lesbian romance thats not immersive or realisticits obviously politically motivated, like all their lazy coomer bait
>>744620790Your parents are mesexual
>>744611987I hated this little bitch like you wouldn't fucking believe. Every time she showed up in the story it annoyed the shit out of me. I constantly wanted someone to knock her annoying, whiny, arrogant little ass down a peg. When the game tried to force me to play as her, I got her killed, closed the game and never looked back. I almost never drop games and I didn't even hate Odin Sphere but the idea of seeing this little piece of shit succeed by my hand was so offensive to me that I made the rare exception.Die. Fucking die.
>>744611987The tranny from far cry 6, has to be. Rest of the game was genuinely okay other than that. We’re supposed to believe that in this oppressive fascist dictatorship that not only can you fully transition with plastic surgery and everything, but you also become the most popular musician in the country and everyone, including the murderous dictator, respects your pronouns? It’s between that or the tranny from the new dragon age. Again, a game that otherwise had potential and tried new things for the franchise and just entirely derails the whole plot so that a character who’s supposed to hunt dragons can just go “mom on trans”, and then the audacity of the writers to have the mom say “we don’t have that in our culture wtf”. Why are tranny writers totally incapable of writing anything other than about being trannies? Like whole world is on fire, whole of society needs your special skills, and all you can say is “I want to cut my penis off”. Fucking dumb shit which has ruined so many franchises now. Last of Us 2, also, really solid until the tranny character comes along and the entire story falls apart so that you can go kill her mom or some shit. It literally derails the entire story. Just awful
>>744614102Gay shit is gross and I don't want it in any fantasy.
>>744615304At least you were *supposed* to hate schizo. Underrated game in general.
>>744619719Good example
>>744611987This irritating obnoxious tryhard piece of shit
>>744611987I liked her
>>744611987This Redditor <
>>744619486Take that back NOW
>>744611987I don't even know what his deal was, but his dialogue got so annoying I would mute the game whenever he spoke. Close second is Ulysses from Fallout: New Vegas' Lonesome Road DLC.
>>744611987Genuinely the worst villain of all time, the worst written character ever in gaming, how can someone like this edgy retarded poser is beyond me.
>>744614915Jeet
>>744621347>the best bro you could ask for>who just rolls with all your bullshit>literally ride or diekill yourself
>>744621356Man I wished I saved his fanfic page
>>744621347Horrible opinion kill yourself
>>744619719>she's not uglyBROTHER
>>744621971Some people really like 40 year old women trying to pass themselves off as quirky 20 somethings. It's gotta be a fetish. Like scat.
>>744611987I hate everyone and everything about Mirror's Edge Catalyst. It was my first exposure to woke, and for a game I was NOT expecting a sequel for so I was ecstatic. Even back then I dropped the game about an hour in. Just a colossal drop in quality and not even just the characters and narrative, but the visuals and code. NPCs walking through doors, walking out of bounds and clipping through buildings without even realize you walked out of bounds, no ambient audio to speak of compared to the first game where simply standing in a hallway you could hear the buzz of electricity from the lights or the a/c turning on in the background.
>>744621971>objectively well-structured face that happens to be wearing ugly makeup with ugly hairstyle
>>744622118Holy shit if you're gonna double down don't post something EVEN WORSE lmao
>>744621938>>744621824See? the redditors are pissed off.
>>744622109I liked Mirror's Edge Catalyst. The le quirky autistic hacker girl was cringe though, and the morality surrounding Debra Wilson's character was myopic. But it's still a masterpiece compared to modern AAA gaming
>>744614102Aylin is a real, genuine eyeroll moment that you can't miss because it's either you rescue her or everybody dies. I'm not as sensitive to this stuff as /v/ because in almost every case it's some out-of-the-way character or line, but in this case it's front and center and blatantly self-congratulatory. Same as that Veilguard character, though not as bad as that. Aylin is an actual flaw with the game.
>>744622152>AAAAA A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE ARYAN WOMAN, SAVE ME We get it, you only like anime girls
>>744622118>objectively do you even know what that word means
>>744613731>play reddit game>get reddit shit
>>744613949>Gets her shit kicked on or gets captured in every fight>Killsteals every time>Game keeps pretending that she's super awesome>Annoying cutscenesAn absolutely shitty character.
>>744614102>it's fantasy so you HAVE to accept my fetish being forced into itNot gonna work.
Aylin the Chud Slayer, look how mad they are! wtf grow up.
>>744622404kicked in*
>>744611987This bitch is up there. Knowledge check heavy character that's just uncommon enough for you to never feel entirely confident dealing with her, gets to casually escape situations that almost no other character can, and even if you outplay her she has some of the most jank hitboxes in a series full of them with tons of active frames to the point you can literally be behind her staring at her flailing at nothing and still just get hit when you go to punish her. And unlike some other rare and knowledge check heavy characters she's also just genuinely good and can easily play a basic fundamental game better than most of the cast. It's telling enough that literal biological women are able to compete with this character.
>>744619719>the only saving grace is that she's not uglywhat did he mean by this
Aylin vs /v/ Anon
>>744622207Yeah after coming back to it years after released, /v/ was way too harsh on it. It wasn't as good as ME1 but it was still of comparable quality. Can't talk about how it was on release and the story was whatever to me but it was effectively a bunch more ME levels with ME gameplay (minus the cool flop but whatever). I don't remember any of the characters so they couldn't have been THAT bad.
>>744622821We took 2012-2016 for granted. The transition between the golden age and when shit started to get REALLY woke
dr Li in fallout 3
>>744611987There's a little fox or wolf card in Inscryption that won't ever shut the fuck up.
>>744611987I really wanted to fuck her but I hate faggot devs
>>744611987If that was a glam rock twink, I'd want to fuck him.
>>744623167Those are fucking fightin words you son of a bitch. You have no idea how popular this little stoat motherfucker is in the Inscryption community. He's a tumblr sexy man
>>744613647Everyone had her anon.
>>744623243Yeah that faggot. Then he and his little buddies start shape-shifting when the game shits itself and changes genre.
every character in The Outer Worlds (except maybe for SAM and that tomboy medic chick)
>>744623208Canonically cucked Meryl
>>744613647he did not fuck her
>>744611987She had all the smug self-importance of a big potential villain. If it wasn't for the incredibly forced woke writing and themes of the game i am genuinely shocked you don't canonically fight her to the death or recapture her or something later in the plot.And being completely honest all her and Isobel do is overstay their welcome in camp throughout all of Act III. Like why the hell are they even there after the Shadow Lands part?
>>744623312I like it when he's mean to me :)
Nobody actually kept playing BG3 after act 1 right? You guys are just pretending.
>>744622808I remember her swooping in to do this to that wizard I oneshotted. Forgot about my character COWERING at this MIGHTY and POWERFUL display of violence.
>>744620596He was never on your side to begin with. What allegiance should he have ever had for Jude and his friends? In fact if anything its you that lies to his face. He basically helps you throughout the story BECAUSE he thinks Milla is Maxwell, when he finds out she is a fake your entire journey is pointless and there had to be a reckoning for so much wasted time.Leia didn't deserve getting shot but she was the one who got in the way.
>>744611987That fucking aussie chick from Final Fantasy 13 I think? She shows up with the shota and just fucking yaps for like 40 hours straight.
>>744611987she's obnoxious but it's hard to hate those hips
>>744620978Haven't played it, what's so bad about a cute little fairy?
>>744623637I would argue a hot girlboss dyke is actually worse than an ugly one
>Ruins your perfect sequel
>>744623704That's not your sister in Fable 2 tho?
>>744611987This cunt>Destroys literally every group she is a part of>First group she fucks around with married dude and his wife gets killed>Fucks over Kenny's cool christmas crew>Betrays her second community, helping the others sabotage the defenses and allowing a walker swarm in>Refuses to listen about walking on ice on the lake, causing it to break and tragedy to strike. Proceeds to blame the fucking twelve year old over it when it was her fault. Said twelve year old is also easily the MVP of the gaggle of retards at this point too>Finally betrays the main group, joining up with the russian drug addict who tried to steal/kill them all and the nigger making off with all their food>When the twelve year old gets shot by the treacherous russian faggot, she just gets the nigger to leave herStill pissed we weren't give the satisfaction of finding her corpse or strung up by some other group she inevitably tried to join and betray.
>>744623980Those games had some whoppers of cunts in them too. Almost impressive to be crowned queen of them all.
>>744622702I'm shocked they even have that outfit in the game.
>>744623704>ruins
Gale and Halsin on launch were basically trying to gay it out with you 24/7. It was disgusting and super uncomfortable, and when you tried to discuss it online you'd get hordes of seething fanboys doing unironic rape apology and insisting "YOU MUST HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR IT SOMEHOW! YOU WERE LEADING THEM ON! THOSE WHOLESOME CHUNGUSES WOULD NEVER!" and of course when the devs put out a notice and patches saying that the romances were bugged and those characters were way too romantically aggressive, none of these faggots admitted they were wrong. It's still annoying and it does still try to railroad you into gaying it out with bullshit choices like pic related where you're forced to either flirt or be an asshole, but its not nearly as bad now. Halsin is even more annoying than Gale, he has his whole shadow lands story which is super poorly written, lame and cliche, and other than that pretty much all interactions with him are just him flirting and giving fuck me eyes.It's ironic that Astarion is far more respecting of player consent than they are. Just like irl, the extroverted pervert ends up being more trustworthy than the quiet "nice guys".This game really made me feel like a woman playing it.
>>744624773I dunno if I just got lucky but I never had that issue and I played it on launch.
>>744624773that's why I never talk to any of the guys at the tiefling party because it seems you can't just hang out with the bros, it always has to be gay shit
>>744624773>Give some obsequious nice guy and inch and he pushes for a mileVery accurate to them actually. Surprised they didn't get pushback on this from that demographic.
>>744612161>"HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I'M A LESBIAN? I'M GONNA HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT IT EVERY TIME YOU LOOK IN MY DIRECTION AT CAMP!"Can't imagine why she'd be annoying.
>>744625827The way it's framed, it really is the horniest, most fetishistic shit ever. Like something out of a AO3 story. I can't think of a straight romance that was ever that in-your-face in a video-game
>>744626045I've read some terrible fanfic that are similarly in your face. But that is not at all the quality of writing I will tolerate out of a real game I paid money for.
>>744625827I CANT TALK RIGHT NOW, IM BUSY TOTALLY LEZZING OUT
Every single character in Ghostrunner 2.
>>744611987Maybe Alma from MonHun Wilds. She needs to stop telling me how to play the game.
>>744622821You only say that about the characters because things are 10 times worse now
>>744626632Didn't you just spend 100 years imprisoned in complete isolation? You should have difficulty speaking properly
>>744627016how does she have a teenage/young adult girlfriend if she's been in there for a hundred years?
>>744625824Can confirm this. You treat them loke you would anyone else and the fawn for you. It's truely sad
>>744620248At least she's sexy
this prick
>>744611987as one of the only three people to play Immortals of Aveum, every single character except the main antagonist in Immortals of Aveumthey're all Marvel quip factories about everythingI was rooting for the antagonist by the end because he's the only person in the entire game treating the situation seriously
>>744621192Shit taste
>>744627092isobel died and got resurrected later plus she's a half-elf
>>744627218I'd never put my mouth anywhere near that bedraggled junkie whore, so I'm afraid not
>>744611987Probably Anduin wrynn or Jaina Proudmoore because the amount of time I was exposed to them, how much time they were the focus of the narrative, and how they came to represent the “lawful good overdrive” idea of alliance that unironically ruined the factions Runner up for the antagonists of farcry new dawn. I just never found them threatening at all and they were so annoying. It’s funny that they actually give you the choice on shooting one of them or not. Zero hesitation. Hell, I hesitated on shooting Joseph seed or not
>>744611987Probably Samus. By far the most overrated video game character of all time, ESPECIALLY on /v/.
>>744614102>Why won't you enter my magical realm, it's just fantasy? Nightmare DM.
>>744627463>Jaina ProudmooreAnother fantastic example. Agreed
>>744611987I couldnt Finish NiTW because I found Mae too obnoxious of a character. Bumming off her parents after their sacrifices to put her through school and taking everything for granted then just shrugging and coming back home to goof off. I have a soft spot for ppl who exploit their own family members and this shit irked me real bad.I also have a hate boner for everyone but Sazh and Hope in FF 13. Lightning is a fucking asshole, Like someone wanted to do a strong independent archtype like Major from GiTS but completely missed any of the charismatic aspects and thinks being aloof and cold is endearing or makes people interested. These kinds of edgy tryhard protags are always the worst in FF games btw Cloud,Squall, Vincent... yuck, then Vanille and Fang are just outright annoying, Vanille with her high pitched gasp and constant feigned helplessness schitck, I absolutely cannot stand the anime damsel archtype that only stands around pigeon toed and says "kyaaaa" all the time yet insist on traveling with a group that is constantly putting themselves in danger and Fang just being a boring shitty stud momma bear, their visual age gap makes her being obsessed with Vanille really weird. Wish their relationship was more older sister/little sister not OI, EAT YA MINGE LATER YEH? Snow being a preachy shounen protag but actually stupid and lame with no ability whatsoever to back up his puddle deep prattling.Sazh is the comedic relief but nothing he really does or says is funny. just lame and corny the few times the games remember to give him speaking lines.Hope ACTUALLY starts off an annoying twat but becomes more tolerable after he grows a pair. Dunno what the fuck was up with his relationship with Lightning though. FF13 just by far is the most insufferable cast
>>744626632KekYeah next time that bitch is getting sacrificed, even if it means no Selunite good girl Shart.
>>744625827>"I know my father was evil, I agree he deserved to die and in some ways I am glad he is dead. However, there is some small traitorous part of me that grieves for him, the remnants of the daughter who loved her father. I will need some time to process this, to come to terms with his death and-">"YEAH GLAD THAT ASSHOLE IS FUCKING DEAD, WHY ARE YOU SAD ISOBEL, YOU JUST NEED A GOOD CLAM JAMMING TO GET OVER IT, JUST FORGET YOUR DAD AND HAVE FUN FUCKING ME OVER AND OVER FOREVER"
>>744627141>alma>sexyShe's a 6 at most, 7 if you're that desperate.
>>744622279All the tranime spam is thinly veiled anti-white seething
>>744611987Johnny Silverhand and it's not even close
>>744611987the first that comes to mind and not just because you posted BG3, is Gail. he is reddit incarnate + sex pest + whinging bitch. literally the only options that don't lead to flirting is to brutally put him down in every single dialogue, regular friendship is just not possible with this creep. and he drags everything down "woe is me" despite fucking the goddess of magic, nothing is good enough for him. just boot his ass back into that portal every time so you don't have to deal with him, then hire a merc or play the superior Sorc yourself.
>>744627754...Say that again
>>744612161>>744625827>>744627660You know what the worst part is? I was a high charisma paladin, and I was well on my way to talking Ketheric down, had him agreeing with me and reconsidering his actions when this bull dyke bitch showed up like "NOOO FUCK THAT THIS NIGGA DIES NOW AAAAAAAAAAAA" and torpedoed all my dialog choices and passed checks. I wanted to kill her retarded ungrateful ass right then and there, but I was going the good guy route so I just tried to forget about it.
>>744627826I literally never recruited Gale or Astarion one because I thought the portal was a trap so I left him there, and the other because he fucking attacked me and I was defending myself.Was so funny reading about them later since they were both dead.
Speaking of Final Fantasy, my most hated character of all time is Beatrix. Not only is she a huge Mary Sue, but she faces absolutely no consequences for her actions. She's the video game equivalent of Itachi Uchiha, people make excuses for their genocidal actions because they find them attractive.
>>744627826>>744628065I thought you got an automatic game over if you let Gale die or refuse to help him? I also really hate Gale. I like Asterion though, he's funny
>>744627754Leagues above everyone else in that forsaken game
>>744628087Clawed scraggly rat hands typed this post
>>744628123Na there's no repercussions. Dark Urge even lets you cut off his hand that he has sticking out of the portal
>>744628123he doesn't explode if you leave him in the portal or chop his arm off
>>744627754
>>744628123I just gave the hand a high five and jived on by. Never saw him again.
>>744628123>>I thought you got an automatic game over if you let Gale die or refuse to help him?The only way to avoid avoid that is the Dark Urge portal interaction.
>>744628128That's a low hanging fruit, especially when all the bitch does is state the obvious and has no actual value.>but she can give quests while you're out in the fieldA cat can do the same fucking thing and just report what you do to the guild. Plus at least the cat and burrow underground and leave you the fuck alone instead of harping on things the player can clearly see with their own eyes.
>>744611987Probably Corrin or Azura from Fire Emblem fates>Both are shit characters that pander to footfags>Both are Mary Sues who the entire plot, or what little there is, revolves around >People give these garbage characters a pass because they wank off to them despite them not even being top 5 in their own game let alone franchise >Shoved in basically every fuckingwhere
>>744628205why is this a memehow is this a memeis my brain too wrinkly for the current human species or something
>>744615304>okay surely he will redeem himself after the mayor dies>no actually he's still just evil and goes out like a bitchkek I guess the mayor was a retard for letting him go
>>744611987The Blaskowicz sisters from Wolfenstein The Young Lesbians. Absolute fucking retards. Two utter mongoloids.
>>744628386Nigga I aint listening to her. I just oogle her>>744628526Don't pretend we had anything better with shit like 69, the game or even just the letter fucking E
>>744611987Taash, probably. Dame Aylin is a close fourth, because of how bad she was compared to most of the rest of the game.
>>74462858469 at least makes sense and means something
>>744628515Corrin is fucking absurd. Like in Conquest specifically I spend the entire thing thinking they were trying to red herring me or it was mistranslated or something. My brain could not comprehend the enormous retardation I was reading. I mean what the fuck even happened at that opera house chapter? People commit suicide to absolve Corrin of moral responsibility like literally 5 or 6 times.
>>744628584I still don't get the E memeSneed is down there too
>>744617803This might be my pick too>Literally everywhere including places he has no right being in like Corel prison actively detracting from the atmosphere from the area>More dialogue than every single main character combined probably fuckin twice over >A literal vending machine which are scattered all over the world already could replace him>Has a fucking AI sister who is equally as obnoxious and never shuts the fuck up during combat trials eitherRebirth went from an 8/10 to a 6/10 because of this fucker alone and I'm not kidding
>>744625827Why wasn't I allowed to have lesbian sex with Isobel?Aylin can be killed and Isobel wouldn't never know any different since she thought Aylin was dead already.
Normally I'm too agreeable to be hostile towards my companions or certain NPCs, even if they are annoying. But when it comes to Anders, I usually pick the most aggressive, mean and hostile dialogue options (which isn't much, since DA2 only uses the shitty dialogue wheel). Fucking bitch nigga
>>744628680The sign is a subtle joke
>>74462862767 has something to do with a police callsign supposedly. So it has jist as much meaning
>>74462876969 is intuitive. It's two things laying on top of each other in opposite directions. Some specific cop callsign in a specific country is just a dumb inside joke
>>744628656But anon Garon HAS to sit in the magical chair
>>744626985Hindsight is 20/20.
>>744612673Voices? Yeah dont play the remake then dummy.
>>744628769Nope, the 67 thing is specifically because it has no meaning. The point is to be in "the know" of the meme.
>>744628976Like I rarely think about it now since I just auto skip after every chapter. But it felt like I was having a stroke first playthrough trying to find a rational explanation.
>>744627660>woman who was imprisoned and tortured for centuries isn't sad the man who ordered said imprisonment is now deadholy shit stop the fucking presses
>>744611987From recent game I played? Maybe the real villain in Jedi Survivor, forgot his name. Bors? Or somethingI don't know how he hid his force power even though he's surrounded by jedis and force sensitive people around, I don't think the game ever explained itI don't get his stance of hating the empire but also seemingly fine with crippling the resistance, I think it would be better if he's just an empire dog or his kid was the empire's hostageAnd then his piece of lore being dropped post game is also annoying, dropping them before the final fight would help flesh out his character, even if it's not that goodFeels like a twist villain that exist to just make the stakes at the final part of the game bigger without actually putting a real effort
>>744628515>>744628656It's amazing how they managed to make a TBS game that has an absolutely unlikeable army that you aren't even rooting for. Its like an evil route but without any of the charm or cool factor or aesthetic you are just being fucking assholes because you are too fucking stupid to do anything right. Even though I found Edelgard to be a bit of an unlokable cunt she was at least fun to side with. If conquest wasn't so mechanically solid it would have nothing
>>744629156Ah, like a zoomer version of the game
>>744619486They are giving a minion of her next year yayy
>>744611987>DID YOU KNOW I'M A LESBIAN?????I love BG3 but dear god this character fucking sucked, I either kill her or sell her to the mage dude every playthrough
>>744612089>>744612431Anders was a legitimately great post-EA Bioware yes-sexual, but his games were pretty bad.
>>744620978this is really weird
>>744629403I mean I'm not expecting fucking Moby Dick, but if they could just staple that gameplay to the side of even a 5/10 story it'd be okay. I actually thought it was translation issues for years it's so bad. Idk, maybe it's just all the worst parts of Jap writing hyper concentrated.
>>744629560he was cool in Awakeningthen 2 made him the biggest retard on the planet
>>744623704Of all the things wrong with ME2 Aria barely rates.
>>744611987Off the top of my head, probably a toss-up between Johnny Silverhand and Camelia.
>>744628515I'm a footfag and I like being pandered to though.
>>744623556>dude BG3 is the ultimate roleplay experience you can be anyone!!!>every character you make inevitably goes "by jove I am quite shitting my pants at this minor disturbance of the peace I do say something something fish and chipsdon't know how anyone can tolerate running a half orc or dwarf in that game
>>744629370She doesn't have to fucking like him, she can even be happy that he's dead. But when her girlfriend is actively upset and grieving her response should not be "STOP CRYING AND COME EAT ME OUT BABY". That is something a fucking sociopath does, and does not endear her to people who expect a celestial to have just a tiny bit of fucking understanding for what their mortal partner is going through.
>>744629609He was always a huge retard, but he was a realistic mentally unstable fuckup not a shitlib wish fulfillment totem.
>>744619719>she's not uglyThe propaganda is working.
>>744621347>spergs the fuck out when somebody is racist against him >doesn't care about any other racism Other than that he was fine.
>>744629858accurate portrayal of Asians
>>744629890Too real
>>744629591Well no if argue fire emblem has a barely passable story at the best of times, but even their painfully generic plots are often times in service to gathering up an army of likable, albeit basic characters. Conquest couldn't even do that right
>>744617803Annoying throwaway shota with twin sis loli you can do sick shit to in doujins and nobody will care. They know what you weirdos get up to.
>>744625827You'd be pent up too if you didn't have sex for 100 years.
>>744612161She’s useless. For all the hype she gets, she gets knocked down and killed in one turn. And that’s assuming the mindflayer don’t enthrall her
>>744611987>Heroes of the Storm>Game is on its last legs>hmmmmm instead of one of the hundreds of characters in Blizzard games, let's make a SECOND exception, and add a random donut steel black woman from an OC donut steel setting that totally wasn't made up by some guy that just watched Black Panther>Game announces no more content updates like a month laterI'm not searching her or saving any pictures of her because I want to contribute to her being obscure and forgotten.There's a lot of nu-wow characters I could name but a lot of those actually used to be written by competent writers and I no longer regard anything post-vanilla as canon.
>>744629510Good morning sir
This did not need a thread and can exist in /bgg/. It's being allowed because it's paid shilling by chinese ad firms.
>>744612286Pretty much everyone in any borderlands game could make this list.
>>744629895I hate Morgana simply because he ruins my wife Haru's arc
>>744624547Are you joking when you type ruins?
>>744612161I personally love her. You know any time she's on screen something totally fucking insane is about to happen. Her smashing Kethric's head into mush out of sheer frustration was awesome.She's a paladin but she's absolutely fucking mental and i really like that. Sex with her must be genuinely terrifying and i like that also.
>>744630318Fuck off sperg we're talking about dead Bioware franchises.
>>744624180I think Bonnie was quite comfortably above all of em with the constant betrayal and retardation. Her being super forced "friendly" with Clem and then quickly 180ing to max bitch mode blaming her for everything that was her own fault was bullshit and there should have been an option to call out what a constant traitor she was to everyone she ever met. She was also a druggie too if I recall right
>>744623980Ben was more annoying.
>>744627660This is how you know a woman wrote it. Women fucking looooooooove being treated like shit by someone powerful and dominant.
>>744624773Maybe they saw your mustache as a cue that you were into it.
>>744630581Ben had the excuse of being a dumb teenager but he meant well. Bonnie was a two faced snake who tried to act sweet. Plus Ben only affected one group, not four with back to back to back betrayals.
>>744630661since when did mustaches turn into a gay thing?
>>744611987Let's add dickish evil character that always wants to fuck over the player whenever he shows up and no, you can't ever raise a finger against him. In fact you're forced to work with him because we want Stephen Fry to narrate our stuff.
>>744630786If you saw a guy that looked like that walking around IRL, you'd know for certain he was a poofter.
>>744629895>>744630342While not the worst ever. Morgana was a massive bitch nigga during the whole Haru thing>Talks massive shit to Ryuji the whole damn game>Ryuji finally has enough and decides to push back a little against the dumb cat>Cat proceeds to throw a bitch fit being unable to take a modicum of what he dishes out and causes more problemsStupid fucking cat
>>744629785My Duergar dark urge evil playthrough sticks in my mind as the definitive BG3 experience. Never makes dumb goofy faces, basically always looks appropriate for a jaded mass murderer who lost his memories, simply does not care to coddle the whiny or annoying characters and lets them get themselves killed or murders them as I see fit, reasons with Ketheric, sacrifices Nightsong because not my problem, murders my deposer, takes the crown and creates a bloodbath in the name of my god.Was a lot better than my initial goodie-two-shoes human monk playthrough.
>>744623704I found her forgettable in 2, her DLC in 3 made me want to side with Cerberus
If you removed this dumb cunt from MW2019 it might have actually been a decent campaign
>>744629791she really does act like a future antagonist
>>744613043She is literally hitler
>>744630980I forgot she was even in the fem!turian DLC.
>>744631638This reminds me that they made Elune a colossal fucking retard in that expansion too.>Gets phone call from sister>What's that? Elf and nature souls aren't going to our afterlife zone? Don't worry I got you!>Let's the Darnassus burning and mass slaughter of the people who worship her happen to bolster afterlife zone>Turns out this accomplishes fucking nothing and all those souls were getting siphoned to super hell>lol whoops my bad.>Give her greatest priestess and follower super saiyan form to take down Sylvannas for payback for the world tree and because she's a massive threat to everyone>Oops never mind you're not allowed to kill her lolFuck I wanted to kill everyone in that expansion
>>744621067This. On some level I need to want my characters to succeed. That's not possible when they're gay.
>>744611987unironically Wokey Kong restyle
>>744631220people still care about COD campaigns?
>>744631853>giving a shit about nu-blizzard writingAlso who the fuck plays WoW beyond TBC. Neck yourself
