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This game has got my blood boiling to a level where if you enjoy it I hope you're having a bad day right now. I just beat it on Veteran and it was by far the most tedious video game I have ever played. You literally have a braindead AI partner who does nothing but stand motionlessly in front of you when you're shooting, stand directly behind you to waste bullets spraying them into you, or walks directly into enemies with one hit kill moves, in which there are multiple. Every part is "that" part, going from boring as fuck puzzles you can solve 10 seconds after being in the room but need an entire minute to waddle around slowly pushing mirrors (repeat 3 times), to hard as shit gauntlets with randomly spawning enemies and dual bullet sponge minigun guys.

There is just nothing "resident evil" about this game either. Only RE game I haven't beaten is zero so I should have a good idea what's going on, yet you begin the game and it's call of duty for half the entire first half with random flashbacks to entire plot points that are just waved away in a bizarre timeskip. Feels like random filler content or a spinoff game. Not to mention almost zero puzzles, routing or literally anything. Just a blah shitty action game. The only thing RE about it is having barely any inventory which sucks.

5 is like a downgrade of 4 in every conceivable way it's actually crazy, I can't think of another game like this.
>what if we took a brainless action game with no puzzles or backtracking, and made the only downtime fidgeting with the most tedious and limiting inventory possible?
>what if we just took the island, the part people didn't really like from 4, but made it the entire game?
>how about instead of anything unique like a castle, we just go with a generic call of duty backdrop?
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>what if we took Ashley, an aspect people found tedious of 4, and designed an entire game around her? oh, looks like we'll have to make the game harder to compensate! lets not add a solo play option either to just disable her, I mean it's not like we're going to so such a bad job the inclusion of sheva aiding the player will be the hardest thing about the game teehee
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Singeplayer troons are so pathetic. Maybe if you faggots played on release when randoms were everywhere or had 1 friend who had 5 dollars you wouldn't be here throwing a tantrum over the BEST and BEST SELLING Resident Evil game of all time.
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>what if there were no more interesting weapons? what if everything was realistic gun like call of dooty?
>what if weapons could be upgraded like 50 times so you never can tell when your weapon is actually upgraded? What if replaying the game just added non descript weapons to your inventory so you don't even known what to sell?
>what if weapons like the grenade launcher had 5 different kinds of ammo so you can't even bother using it unless you want to have a bunch of ammo shitting up your inventory?
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>>744612625
>You literally have a braindead AI partner

Well there's your problem. I beat it with a friend like 15 years ago. I guess it sucks to be friendless?
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>>744612872
>>744612948
>BUT ITS FUN WITH FRIENDS!
so is twiddling your fucking thumbs and talking about pasta. the best selling game in the series is friendslop, no shit. peak is better than this game because it sold more by this logic.
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>>744612625
Your mistake was playing it unironically.

I only play it for the TND.
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>>744613040
I said it's the best selling in franchise. You immediately make a non argument by strawmanning. Incredible work, no wonder you don't have any friends to play with.
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>>744613132
calling that a strawman is pathetic
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This game is racist
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>>744612625
You're supposed to beat the campaign once and then just play the Mercenaries mode
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You're correct OP, but the game is THE poster child for "it's fun with friends" faggots. Game's fucking terrible and it's one of the very few I've vowed to never play again.
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>>744612625
Cool story bro
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>>744613224
>NOOO DON'T BULLY ME FOR BEING A FRIENDLESS FAGGOT
Why did you say this?
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ANOTHER THING I FORGOT TO MENTION is that Wesker is a fucking IDIOT in this game, bumbling drooling angry manbaby. Completely different from code veronica and 1, you literally battle him by hiding and wasting his time until he gets pouty and stares at a wall, then you fire a rocket at him. He just becomes so lame its crazy
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>>744612625
You are literally not intended to play veteran solo on your first run. It's for NG+ when you have busted weapons or for 2 player
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>>744612625
7 minutes. That's all the time my I have to play with you
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>>744612625
RE5 is alright.
Your fault for playing it not only ALONE, but on some tryhard Hard mode to boot.

RE0 is way, way worse.
Only game truly worse than it is CV.
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>your fault for choosing not even the hardest difficulty
oh 5 is bad bad
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friendslop
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shevaslop



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