>Oh I know what the ladies like
>oh i know what the body type 2 like
>>744631952>YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>744631952>oh i know what the she/they/her/them like
I always forget this nigga was a Spartan I.
>>744633095Shitty retcon because some comic where a flood bit him but he didn't transform.
>>744633149I thought the retcon was that he had some kind of neurological disorder that made him immune to flooding
>>744631952Why do American witters have the need to explicitly state/say that [CHARACTER] had sex?
>>744633258because sex makes you cool
>>744633149>>744633253I thought he survived because he got freaky irritated from throwing tons of plasma grenade to survive or something
>>744631952When I was 15 I thought the joke was funny. Now that I'm 30 I realize he was talking about BBC and it unironically makes me so fucking mad.
>>744633258Having sex determines a humans worth, ugly truth. but truth.
>>744633328one angry libtard made this image
Humans are Forerunners.
>>744633328one horny libtard made this image
>>744633328It felt the exact same to me as every other cocky 80s action hero type character bragging about getting hoes. If you first thought was about large melanated penises then that is on you
>>744632030women can be body type 1 too chud
>>744632269>I don't wanna be in this franchise no mo
>>744633149>>744633309the borens syndrome thing was turned into a in universe coverup and retconned by the spartan 1 thing because the implications of plasma fume huffing being the cure to the flood broke the entire setting. Johnson being a spartan 1 was done to show the reason why he survived the flood and halo was because he was just that damn good!
>>744634271Before the Spartan IVs I would have been fine with Spartans being the only ones immune to the flood.
>>744632269>TRUTH AND HUH???
