About to enter my Going Into Games Machine.Will meet up with my waifu and report back. (Hopefully she doesn't smell like shit.)Wish me luck, anons!
>>744636637isnt that the suicide tube
VR if it was good
>>744636727What's the difference?
>>744636727Hotdiggitydemon?
>>744636637The last thing you see is cheap purple LEDs.
>>744636637Why does it look like am epic game station
>>744636762The difference is the going into games machine has a guaranteed outcome, suicide does not.
>>744636637>change your mind>press the red button>they're both wired to the same gas tube
>In 2024, 5.1% of people in Canada who died received MAID, a small (0.4%) increase from 2023.Lol
>>744636637this is some kind of organ stealing scam right?
>>744637429It costs 30k for one ride so yes
imagine being such a pussy bitch that you need a suicide tube. a real man blows his brains all over the walls and ceiling with a shotgun
>>744637549>t. Max
>>744637498How much for a two-way ticket?
>Canadian sleeping bag
Why is it blue, white and pink?
This looks like some sort of cheap ass tanning contraption, and you guys are telling me it's for assisted suicide? good lord. Why would anyone create something as morbidly undignified as this
>>744637549anon, max barelly can walk or use a pencil.
be sure to use the string tied to a quarter trick to get your money back
>>744637836You seriously believe that retard? He's just a lazy whiny bitch. Set his room on fire and watch how fast he can move.
>>744637689>>744637821It's actually a trannification machineYou get in and you- ACK!
>>744637593>>744637836Wait is this a dying e-celeb thread? Which Max are we talking about?
>>744637821it’s a form of white genocide, as whites or asians are the only races who would ever be pushed into agreeing to die in one of those things
>>744636727god forbid companies save budget by reusing casings
>>744636637>8% of Denmark's total population over the last two years have suicided themselves in machines like thisGrim
>>744636637Would you be stuck in there if I turned it off?
>>744638076It would be extremely painful
>>744636637didnt they have to choke the last person who used it or did I fall for the memes
>>744637273What's the difference?
>>744638110that guy killed himself toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florian_Willet
>>744638094Okay.
>>744638059No fucking way it's actually 8% of the population. I'm pretty sure that would collapse the economy. Are you sure it's not 8% of the deaths like >>744637394
>>744637836who
>>744637997Looks like a very inefficient way to genocide people. Do you really want me to believe this will kill 6 million whites?
>>744637979hotdiggydemon. Made a lifestream yesterday where he intended to kill himself in switzerland via suicide pod due to having "fibromyalgia". Which was completely self-diagnosed as he went to multiple doctors who said he was completely fine.Basically he is a lazy obese balding faggot with depression who complains of headaches, tummyaches, muscle pain, drooling, and and immediately wants to off himself instead of actually exercising and stop eating like shut (fate of all NEETS once their parents die or stop supporting them)
>>744638208>Yurop style outlet GET ME OUT OF THIS THING
>>744636637this would unironically make a really cool VR machine. Why hasn't someone made one like this?
>>744638354Have you seen the matrix? Looks like the pods they’d harvest people in
>>744637836most of his illnesses are just from being a consistently obese 6'4 man
>>744636637>applied for assisted suicide>government said i was too far gone
>>744638629This.>woe is me I have fatgue and irritable bowel syndrome!Maybe if he exercised and his diet didn't consist of mt. dew and hot pockets he would get better.
>>744636793I rewatched the PONY.MOV series a few weeks ago, shit is still hilarious. Except the last episode where it tries to be serious, it's ok but yeah, I just wanted silly comedy.>stay outta my shed>stay outta my shed>stay outta my shedI THINK SHE SAID, WE'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN HER SHED
>>744638206>The criminal case against him was dropped after his death.[11]
>>744638385Actually my parents left me the house and a nice chunk of change and I got a job and started getting shit done. I even had a sex. Twice.
>>744638983Judges hate this one simple trick
>>744636637Kek, white people are spearheading the decline in morality.
Got dem rgb lights
>>744639021>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL YOURSELF, OKAY? THINK OF ALL THE SHAREHOLDER VALUE YOU COULD BE CREATING INSTEAD!
>>744638679What? Explain.
Man I don't know where I stand on assisted suicide.I guess I'm sort of ok for it in some cases after watching my grandparents die. Like the attitude of the doctors/nurses was basically just "ok they're fucked, cut off their drip feed and let them starve/die of thirst over the next few days". I hope they were fucking doped up the whole time.Would have been a lot nicer to just inject them, like putting down a dog, ending it instantly.So you know, if you could opt to just get put down when you're past the point of no return, and they didn't call it suicide, then I guess it would be ok.I miss my grandparents, bros.This was the Australian free health system btw.
>>744639326press ctrl + w to unsubscribe from your blog
>>744639368WTF MY SYSTEM32 CREATED MUSTARD GAS
>>744637549T.
>>744638679Grim
>>744639326>cut off their drip feed and let them starve/die of thirst over the next few daysWtf
>>744639517That's how it works
Seems like casualizing and professionalizing suicide will solve a lot of problems.
>>744637394>fall below the poverty line>government offers to shoot you in the back of the head three times before dumping your remains in a ditch for the carrion
>>744638206Right, Philip Nitschke (the suicide guy who designed the pod and various other suicide devices) claims Florian committed suicide because he was arrested and put in jail for homicide. But Switzerland has some of the nicest jails in the world and the charges were all but dropped. Being in jail isn't nice but it's not the end of the world. To me it sounds like he felt immensely guilty for standing by and watching someone get gassed to death.
>>744639517Yeah only criminals are eligible for a humane exit.
>>744638779Me and my friends still quote HEY HEY HEY in reference to this animation instead of fat Albert.
>>744637394>>744639590They're even paying people to shill it.You can see it blatantly on shitholes like reddit where they reuse the exact same 2 arguments, even when they've been stated like 50 times in the same thread already.Genuinely evil people.
>>744636637Reminder that suicide is the fate of all NEETS
>>744639816*goys
Suicide pods are a really sick pressure release valve. Dissatisfied? Is your life a mess? No light at the end of the tunnel? Don't worry, don't pick yourself up, don't find others who share your misgivings. We can kill you so you can die without changing anything.
>>744639687The WEF is funny like that. Even ayys have some measure of composure when it comes to serving man.
>>744639846>society needs people to start families again because their suicide and abortion drives have been accelerating the already steady declineLolLmao
>>744639837lol you triggered?
>>744636637>it's okay for people to do this at taxpayer expense>it's not okay for me to shoot my loud drunk hillbilly neighbor and burn his house down
>>744640587Reminder your tax dollars are paying for NEET bux (too mentally ill to work) so retards can shitpost all day on 4chan and spend your tax dollars on gacha rolls
>>744636637I remember that pasta
>>744638779Shed.mov still lives rent free in my head even all these years later.
WOAH APPLEJACK, YOU EAT ALL THOSE APPLES AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WICKED SICK TUMMY ACHE
>>744639057Your insurance covered assisted suicide provides you with one complementary glass of white wine. Please enjoy it in the death tube.
>>744641590>spill it>"can i have another one?">"uh yeah sure... just uh... let me push this button first"
>>744641590I thought it was just a glass of water
For me, it's the kill yourself at home kit.You get like some poison drink so you can die at home, but this person decided to have a party and some drunk mad lad grabbed his death drink and sculled it to be funny infront of everyone.The whole idea of a death party sounds really fucked up and I can picture in my head the type of soijak reddits who attended.
>people have various issues>should we help them?>sure, only it will be hard and cost an arm and a leg>so maybe we should help them... to kys themselves! easier AND cheaper!from an economic standpoint it's brilliant, I'll give you thatyou get rid of the problem (the person) and paint yourself as a compassionate socialist (for some reason) on top of that
Why all this fancy shit when carbon monoxide is quick and painless?
When I kill myself, it's gonna be an explosion to not only leave nothing left, but guarantee my Tenkaichi level body is regenerated as currently for Hell.This shit isn't over.
>>744637549Kurt Cobain… is that you?
So what are you NEETs going to do when your parents die?
>>744641712>I thought it was just a glass of waterThey would be small hatted enough to still charge you for that privilege kek. Water is no longer a human right after all.
>>744637341OH CANADAAAAA
>>744641815https://youtu.be/s6KSWXJnQj8?si=mkOcGI2BB5r0slQ-&t=130
>>744639326Aus has VAD which is pretty much that but theres a lot extra conditions to it.
>>744638385>or stop supporting themAll my parents have me is a $50k debt and a billion>I promise I'll pay you back all the money I borrowed :)Despite the amount being something like 75k at this point.
>>744642138>end of life celebrationI will celebrate once the last c*nadian has been violently murdered and flayed
>>744639326stop being a bitch ass pussy and live your life until your REAL end and don't chicken out
>>744639517That's how you do it where assisted suicide is not allowed. Basically you set them to sleep with morphine or similar and have them sleep through it.
>>744638296>killing a bunch if useless old fucks who exclusively consume resources will collapse the economyHoly fuck the geriatrics did a number on you brainwashed faggots
>>744636637Sorry bro, already tried it and Malon smells like shit.
>>744637394Good. Not enough. People are living too long and having to support all these useless mouths is literally killing the world. In the past when a harsh winter came gram gram had the decency to fuck off into the woods to get eaten by wolves, now they're so fucking greedy they're eating their own grandchildren out of ever being born. But hey it's the state doing it so out of sight and out of mind.Gerontocide now
>>744637607Jarhead
>>744642960I am not persisting in this godforsaken retarded world once I've lost my loved ones.
>>744639687Fun fact: the most common type of female serial killer is the "Angel of Death" archetype. That is a doctor or nurse who "helps" patients in "chronic" pain or with "incurable" diseases by ending their lives.Now have fun looking up the sex of the doctors who most commonly push and approve MAID in Canada.
White people problems
>>744639846Your life is a mess because most of the economuc output of you and everyone around you gets redirected to support the army of boomers.MAID is mainly used for killing old people. You are complaining about a solution. Imperfect, sure, since it's volountary, but better than nothing.
Video games
That pod would make a good video game system
>>744638206What a fragile weak willed bitch. Imagine the kind of shit egomaniacs like Diddy go through and persevere simply through force of will power? This is like darwinism for weak bitches.
>>744636637Wait a minute...
>>744636637Would be cool as a wipeout cockpit
>>744643657old/suicidal people should be cryopreserved not killed
>lemme get a selfie with the Futurama suicide booth
>>744637689It's purple and silver. Not that those colors beat the allegations. Still, get your eyes checked, colorblind anon.
>>744638192If the suicide booth goes wrong you end up brain dead and the doctor is legally obligated to strangle you to death.This actually happened.
>>744646264Bad design really. Like infamous toy-looking booby traps. Imagine a kid net to it - one will get inside without any second thoughts. No, I'm not verifying shit on anonymous image board motherfuckers.
>>744636637Someone needs to find a way to directly big fart into it during a suicide and film the results.
>>744643986>since it's volountary, but better than nothing.How is a bullet or lethal injection not preferable over this meme capsule? Even decadents from the Victorian era knew that distilled arsenic boiled down from a soap was at least consistent in its ability to kill you.
How does it work? Does it just poison you or does it put people to sleep before suffocating them? Awful stuff either way.
>>744646748decreases air pressure so you explode
>>744646748Nerve gas
>>744646748Concentrated helium treatment for non NEETS
>>744639590Should've had a better skin color
>>744646748What game?
>>744639816Not true. I knew a guy who was a NEET and died of early dementia in his late 50s.
>>744646264She's taking a photo of the plaque. I understand your confusion though, it's nearly unheard of behavior displayed by a woman.
>>744647221
>>74464722113 Sentinels
>>744646748The best part about breathing helium is that it tricks your brain into thinking there's no oxygen shortage in your body.
>>744645931Old people should be ground into fucking fertilizer
>>74464722113 Sentinels, though the in-game cockpits aren't as lewd
>>744647321I wanna play the game for its complex narrative
>>744636832>>744636637>troon colors>in the suicide pod
>>744647689You can't possibly be this color blind
>>744647093It's not the brownoids killing themselves en masse. Or not reproducing.
>>744647606Right, the narrative
>>744636637Has anyone made a VR pod yet?
>>744647689That's bisexual not trans
>>744636637What is with white and asian people and suicide?
>>744647979they checked their privilege and felt guilt
>>744638017i see its like how they reused nito's death coffin from dark souls 1 as the gender transition coffin in dark souls 2
>>744647979It has to do with self-awareness. You wouldn't get it.
>>744639517That's how they do it in civilized yurope. We don't even have access to proper gun to just eat lead over this.
>>744643657>People are living too long and having to support all these useless mouths is literally killing the worldI work at a smaller hospital in a more rural area, and probably about 60-80% of our patients admitted on a given day are really old people who have been admitted for months but there is nowhere to send them because every long-term care facility around us is full or they got sent from a long-term care facility that can no longer take care of them due to their conditions.I have just become more and more bitter about the state of things the longer I work in the system, and part of the reason the system, at least in my country, is at the breaking point is because people are having to take care of these old folks who are just being sustained by constant care and pages of medications.
>>744647979Death is one way to gacha roll yourself on the wheel of samsara
>>744636637
>>744646748it's like this
>>744646510It really should be casket-like: black and blocky.
>>744648283kek
>/v/ constantly tells people to kill themselves >NOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT AIEEEEEEEEEEEExplain yourselves.
>>744647979We are currently living in the dystopian future described in Robert W. Chamber's story "The Repairer of Reputations" from The King in Yellow.
>>744646748It forces you to watch a ten hours stream of cocomelon.
>>744648237I understand why you'd be annoyed at that I guess but if they didn't show up would you even have a job? With a vastly reduced workload only the best would be kept on and if you're honest with yourself you know that means you'd be let go.
>>744636727i still can't believe they legalized murder.this opens all kinds of doors for the government.last statistics I read is over 100 thousand people in Canada has already used these and over 90% were white.
what if you change your mind inside the pod
>>744648418>samurais commit seppuku>the modern gaijin simply gets gassed by the globohomo death chamberit just isn't the same
>>744648237its kinda crazy that 60% of all tax money (or 75%ish depending on how you count it) goes towards aiding old people in some way or another but somehow this kinda shit still happens
>>744648553You win a darwin award
>>744648553
>>744637394Why do people see this as a bad thing? It is the same thing as killing yourself by any other means
>>744648427>"sure there might be a guy digging holes in the road at night but you wouldn't have a job filling them up if we caught him huh??"
>>744648427>I understand why you'd be annoyed at that I guess but if they didn't show up would you even have a job?There would be no issues with employment. Pretty much every hospital I know of is running over capacity, with the percentages being anywhere from 120% to 150%, and under-staffed with most departments having postings up, but never getting filled.The thing I expect is that once our senior population passes away that the shitshow going on within hospital's may finally resolve itself, but immigrants will likely just replace the seniors.
>>744648590Reminder your tax dollars is used to pay supplemental income NEET bux for diagnosed mentally ill anons here, which they blow on gacha rolls.
>>744648553There's armed guards preventing you from exiting the Futurama pod.
>>744648553you have to solve a captcha
>>744648653If it's running at over capacity then what is there to bitch about? That just means there's more than enough people so how could you ever be overloaded? Something isn't adding up.
>>744648648There'd be far less people employed filling up holes yes you moron
>>744648532Wild seeing the sheer glee in this person's eyes. I can't even feel bad for him.
>>744648553they will talk you into going through with it.there's a woman that changed her mind and didn't want to use the suicide capsule after all, but the doctor told her about the poor girl that had already been promised her organs and that convinced her to go through with it anyway.suicide capsules are so unbelievably evil it is painful to talk about them. and the fuckers that murder people now they are on the side of evil since they do their best to keep it as hush hush as possible.
>>744647689yeah colors are scary. only the evil trannies can have any
>>744643657The useless dregs of society (non whites) aren't killing themselves via suicide pod, bro.It's literally just liberal white people doing this. As planned all along.
>>744648532>trannyOf course.
>>744636637If you want to kys why would you ever use one of these things instead of using a gun AND another thing why would would you not take other people down with you who you hate? I mean if your going to kys anyways theres no consequences so who gives a fuck if the police happen to shoot you instead of you shooting yourself as you accomplish the same goal either way.
>>744648820Purple is the de facto merchant's favorite color for it's genderless and can be applied to all products while being eyes catching enough to substantially have an impact in sales. It symbolizes all that is wrong in this kike world.
>>744636637>the woman didn't die, so the doctor opened the hatch and manually chocked the bitch to deathFeels like an snl sketch
>>744648958the fear of trannies is so great even colors have become scarythe psyop has been effective
>>744648952if you want to prove to the world that you're not another useless piece of shit do kill billionaires and elected officials, don't go and shot up a fucking Macdonald or a school.
>>744649015You can shut the fuck up now, nobody's taking your retarded ass baits.
>>744646639there are enough reports of people failing to kill themselves with a gunshot to the head (due to last minute jerking, or just missing) that it's probably not a great way to kill yourself unless you suck on a shotgun (I haven't heard of any reports of living through buckshot), but yeah, most people put the handgun to their temple and squeeze, which can fail to kill you, or go through the mouth and point up, which can also fail depending on the caliber.helium exit bags are way better. they're basically the poor man's version of this dumb tube.
>>744649032Or an in and out
>>744639319probably "you arent mentally stable enough to make this decision"
>>744638385>fibromyalgiaAh yes, also known as Munchausen's
>>744646639>>744639632Lethal injection isn't peaceful or humane in the slightest it literally induces cardiac arrest and you have to be strapped down so you don't thrash around and break shit while dying of a heart attack.I'd take the aromatized Sleepy Time Tea or even a firing squad over it any day of the week.
>>744649032The people who shoot up schools and mcdonalds are all under the control of the government. They basically mind control them into doing it to cause unrest.
>>744648719nta but you are the most retarded person i have met on 4chan. kudos.
>>744639517This is exactly what happened to my Dad with cancer, they cut off the drip feed to slowly kill him because theres no euthanasia in Australia. I sat in the room listening to him wheezing out "Why wont you kill me?" with his last few breaths over and over again. Its an absolutely fucked system
>>744648532>i still can't believe they legalized murder.Apparently they didn't because after the first use of this everyone involved has been detained.
>>744649032THANK YOU.
>>744649347it's murder but with paperwork, and you need to be part of the government to do it to whoever you want ("he wanted to kill himself, look at these not ai videos")
>>744648427Good. His (or some of his coworkers) job shouldn't exist. He should be working somewhere else, providing goods and services to other working people to exchange for their goods and services, instead of being compensated for keeping a useless boomer alive by economic output stolen from other working people and redirected to boomers. And if everyone didn't have to pay the boomer tax they could create other jobs for him with all the extra wealth they get to keep
>>744649520All governments do this and they don't need to legalize anything.
>it's fucking purpleGreat, more reasons for you faggots to shit on my favorite color.
>>744648532>>744636637I'm confused, what actually is this. It kills you? source?
>>744649032It's hilarious that you're so retarded you think billionaires are a problem. It's even bigger an indicator that you're a retard that you think you'd ever be able to get with 50 feet of a billionaire with any kind of firearm without the 10 hidden bodyguards they have with them at all times taking you out.
>>744649581black hands typed this post
>>744638987im maybe the same way anon, somehow I can never get motivated until there's no more choice. my parents will die in the next ~10 so I want to at least get a part time wagie cuck position to build a little savings before they croak and add inheritance to it.
>>744649657>no listen these people who own the government, traffic sex slaves internationally and extend their life throught the organs of young like fucking vampires are not, in fact, a threat>just vote harder next time chud
>>744636727It's the simulation escaping tube
>>744649683It looks cool and it's beautiful at the same time, you piece of shit.
>>744648808>the doctor told her about the poor girl that had already been promised her organsThat's another thing. When you sign on you've basically started an organ harvesting process that would have to be cancelled if you stop at the last second. It's in their best interest that you die.
>>744649272unironically why not just use fent?have to dedicate the supply to kill healthy non felons?
>>744649657Jews are literally part of the rich or being kept afloat by, you dumb fuck.
>>744649657They could at least pay their taxes.
>>744649924>fentBecause it's a horrific and painful death?Is there a guide on how to make exit bags out there? I heard these are not even possible to make anymore since store-bought helium is apparently weak as fuck specifically to prevent KYS from happening
>>744649634Retard
>>744649032You forget that suicidal people are very selfish. You're thinking of attacking society's problems while they've already given up on solving their own.
>>744648553Sorry sweatie, the good doctor already got a loan for his 3rd vacation house and used your kidney as collateral
>>744649634It's Razer's newest thing, chair + prebuilt PC pod. It has bad airflow and killed a few people.
>>744648869Another retard conned by boomers. Everyone that knows anything about economies knows that immigration is a net positive for everyone. More workers increases prosperity. Well it would, if it was actually distributed properly, instead going mostly to boomers, just like everything else.Paco down at the nursing home is bidding against you for food, clothing, shelter, everything, but all of his economic output goes into the economic black hole of boomers so you don't get anything back.Educational and health services has the biggest share of immigrants out of every sector of the economy
>>744649882I would hate this. I wouldnt want anyone to benefit from my death. I need to go to a lawyer to get like a letter made up saying I want all my organs destroyed when i die
>>744648648>>744648758
vee will miss you
>>744650151I hope your house catches on fire and no one wants to help save you
>>744650253kek. I dont give a fuck. I literally want to kms.
>>744648641If the government gets a hold of something they'll ruin it.
>>744650030More like retards dont know how to get the pressurized gas in the bag without it escaping and/or opening the way for fresh air to come in>store-bought helium is apparently weak as fuck specifically to prevent KYS from happeningNah nobody cares about that. It's dilluted because we're going through a helium crisis. As long as it makes balloons fly and blowtorches burn it's good enough to be sold
>>744650217That's some retarded attempt at a gotcha. I bet it sound epic in his head
>>744637498>pay 30k for the privilege of killing yourselfwhy now blow the 30k on hookers and tie it up with a black market sawn off shotgun?
>>744642065keep working except sadder this time
>>744639326That just happened to my grandfather here in Canada, basically just said "Welp he's fucked we don't care anymore and we aren't going to get to the bottom of anything, here have a ton of drugs".
>>744650151Orange countries have opt-out policies. They presume your consent to be harvested after death unless legally stated beforehand.
>>744650151The guys who made that Titan deathtrap should link up with the Swiss and Canadian governments. They wouldn't have to change the design at all and could even user cheaper parts...>Cool ocean adventure before you die>0% chance of failure because you fucking implode 1,000 leagues beneath the sea
>>744650030>Because it's a horrific and painful death?as far as im aware its just like any other opioid just way more likely to guarantee death
>>744650417You know, if you want to give poor people money, you can just give them money instead of making up a job to pretend they earned it.
>>744650698I'm in Ireland and its opt out now here too. The default is they use your organs. But I think your family is allowed to tell them no even if you never personally said no.
>>744650698>opt-outWhy does something so evil sound so lame and gay?
>>744650896Makes it sound harmless and silly at worst.
>>744650861Nah, that's how you filter out the laziest niggers who will be the first one to consume all the gibs if there are no strings attached
>>744650127>immigration is a net positive for everyoneExcept for the poor worker who gets more competition for housing but with lower wages
Do you guys think the response to the Terry Schiavo case would be different today than it was 20 years ago
>>744649716That's Jews not billionaires.
>>744637549What the fuck is MAID
>>744650970one day a goy, forever a goy
>>744650127Oy vey who could be behind this post! Mass immigration is great goyim! It doesn't drive down wages when your job opportunities are filled by endless waves of H1B1 indians that will work for 50% less than a native person. This is actually a GOOD thing! And those millions of Indians also need somewhere to live. So there taking up all the new houses. Oh and they live 5/6/7/8/9/10 to a house so house prices have doubled too! This boosts the housing market and that's good! Surely you can afford a $500,000 house goy?
>>744637549I want to kill my self by drowning
>>744650867If I can't specify I wany my organs to only go to straight white people then nobody is getting them.
>>744636637God, I really hope you guys don't do this. Your waifu is WRONG. You're not gonna meet her going out this way. Stay awhile, long enough that day by day and piece by piece you rediscover things that make you happy again, and after a long peaceful life, may you join her, in those circumstances, and not the 'early leaver's route. Peace-
>>744651418Medically assisted infant death
>>744647252God the woman in this looks so retarded and soulless
>>744649212>fuck im soooo le depressed :(>government says you cant kill yourself>your grandpa breaks his finger>immediately sent to the kill pod
>>744636637Man what the fuck are you talking about? Get this shit out of here fucking weirdo.
>>744646748it masturbates you to death
So you have to pay an absurd amount to be killed and have your organs harvested? How fucking retarded do you have to be to accept that? Also I was under the impression some organs had to be harvested while the person was still alive or at least before body functions ceased completely so how does that work here?
>>744648808>>744649882This shit is insane. That doctor has no sense of ethics or has been taught what they believed to be 'ethics' by a very deranged individual, and individual probably considered an expert in their field. What happened to the hippocratic oath? Stopping a person from dying who doesn't want to die should be the foregone conclusion no matter what stage of the 'paperwork' you are in. Guilt tripping as well.... baka my head man
>>744651741>Also I was under the impression some organs had to be harvested while the person was still alive or at least before body functions ceased completely so how does that work here?'Everything I know about organ donations I learned from cartel videos'
>>744639326Something similar happened to my grandpa. He was like 80 something and was already having a lot of health complications and was essentially a giant toddler. One day he fell and he never got back up, and never really regained full coherence either. Eventually the doctors just straight up said “the guy’s just not gonna walk out of this hospital, do whatever you want with him, we’re getting paid anyway”. American btw
>>744651840they got the words all mixed up, it should be>First do? No, harm!
>>744651901You do realize organs aren't lego pieces and have an extremely short shelf life, right?
>>744645931>let’s make this already expensive life even more expensive to maintain i mean, i get it, but we just don’t have the resources for that
>>744646748Apparently it gasses you with nitrogen or something which your body is unable to react to in any particular way. Your body will start panicking once it senses death, but the gas used in these ragequit pods is undetectable by the human body, so you basically just peacefully fall asleep (not that i condone its use)
>>744647689kek
>>744651741They start five minutes after circulation stops. There's a team already prepped to collect the organs in the other room. It cant get fresher, if you slept that long it wouldn't even be called a nap.
>>744650115
>>744647979>white and asian people are considered the most intelligent races>many “intellectuals” like tolstoy are anti-being to some degree and argue that humans shouldn’t be alive it’s literally just “the smarter you are, the more you want to die”. it’s why you hardly see animals willingly kill themselves just for the sake of it
>>744652335Can I put my dick in your ass? I'll make more posts you like.
>>744648553They probably charge you out the ass to the point it’ll convince you to go through with it.
>>744652668why? are you gay or something?
>>744652302Can you imagine that? Just standing in a room waiting for someone to die so you can rush in like a tactical unit to harvest their organs.
>>744649032This but unironically
>>744652972You just seemed cool with it I thought it'd be an even trade
>>744649657
>>744649569>so let's make it even easierhow about no?
>>744650127People will think shit like this unironically then wonder why inflation is so rampant
They're gassing autistic qts in Canada. You could have saved her.
>>744651081>>744651473>Oh man housing is so high I wish there would be some way so it stopped getting higher. But it definitely shouldn't go down that would be bad for boomersThe basic building block of prosperity is abundance and trade. Farmer makes more produce than they can use. Baker makes more bread than they can use. Coal digger digs up more coal than they can use. Everyone has too much of something, so they trade for things they want because they don't have enough of them.Construction workers, too, produce more housing than they use. So having more of them would increse supply, dropping prices. So having more immigrants going into construction would reduce prices.Too bad you have to compete for immigrants work with boomers who just get shit for free, so they either don't work construction, or work construction by renovating boomers' houses. Like I said, this is a problem with distribution. >>744653393>Paco down at the nursing home is bidding against you for food, clothing, shelter, everythingPeople like you can't read
>>744654050>27 yo hagIm sure there was an entire line of simps waiting to "save" her but she didnt want to be saved
>>744651081The poor worker also gets more supply of whatever the immigrant is producing. Great unless the immigrant is producing seconds of life of a person past expiration date, because the poor worker is not interested in buying that. Don't worry, the state made sure he is forced to buy it through them anyway.
>>744637498>tfw have to budget and save for years to legally kill myself while jeets and Arabs breed and live for free Not fair
>>744648590American Boomers just don't die gracefully, they refused to take care of themselves in any capacity. They ate like shit their entire lives then continued to eat like shit in old age while never exercising. People of other ethnicities will have old people that live to be 100 in their homes and they aren't a burden until they are so old an incapable its justified AND they don't pussy out and do MAID. My 90 year old grandpa eats nothing but stews, doups and ground beef, still goes out to garden and mow the lawn, then in the winter he hops on the mechanical bike everyday.
>>744648532>over 100 thousand people in Canada has already used these41.3M left. Chop chop.
>>744648532>Wave goodbye in the suicide pod>Expect quick eternal peace>Instead their method The Jaunt's you and you are stuck in an eternal white void for millions of years before being allowed to die
Why use the cuck chamber when you can have a cool mobile headset?
>>744649634It's a 3D printable suicide pod. Basically the fancier version of the helium tank and bag used for decades.
>>744639326>I don't know where I stand on assisted suicideI say yes, even for mentally unstable people. A normal person should be able to choose how to go, and a derranged dude might end up getting on a car and enter the highway the wrong way at 140.
>>744636637That's the fucking halo pod your going to space nigga
>>744639326Suicide sends you to hell, you should do a crime that warrants the death penalty, confess and go to heaven sin-free.
>>744657138Stephen King is an overrated boomer hack. Misery porn is the lowest form of literature.
>>744636637>Zoomer Gamer LED Suicide GoypodDisgusting. Go with the classic.
>>744659336God is a pretty cool guy for leaving open so many loopholes to both have your cake on life and in heaven.
>>744658184lol what is that thing?
>>744648587to be fair samurai almost always had a dude on standby who would immediately chop off his headstill way more based though
>>744659589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-teN8JcqLZQ
>>744659457>Misery porn is the lowest form of literature.Unless it's done to anime girls.>>744659589A tranquilizer headset to give annoying kids their shots while they bing wahoo.
>>744659336>Suicide sends you to hell,only because in the final moment you regret it and regret keeps you tormented> you should do a crime that warrants the death penalty, confess and go to heaven sin-free.it also works if you simply don't care or weren't even aware that you committed a crimethe final judgement is actually done by (you) and (you) decide if you experience heaven or hell (they are the same place)
“Dying with dignity” is one of the most laughably dystopian phrases I’ve ever heard come from a government in my life, that I genuinely cannot fathom why pro-MAID psychopaths continue to use it to justify their genocide
>>744659507honesty all this shit is ridiculous when you can have a cheap, peaceful, painless, no-mess death with an exit bag.all the more reason to be upset over legalizing "assisted suicide" when it's so fucking easy to DIY if you truly want to die, and you don't open up a bunch of backdoors for the government or organ harvesters
>>744637549do you think all of those mass shooting chuds are real men? are people like elliot rogers, who specifically couldn't get a girlfriend, a real man?
>>744659589For most people, the gameboy was their only device with computing power for 10 years and by god they were going to use it for everything. The list of gameboy addons is one if the weirdest rabbit holes in history.
>>744650414so how the fuck do you make an exit bag, link a guide or something
>>744660336NTA but I think the exit bag is bullshit spread to prevent people from kysing themselves
>>744659846Good PR is important. What do you care if someone else wants off and is too much of a pussy to eat a shotgun barrel or jump from their window?
>>744660419what
Why stop there? Let's make an entire industry for "assisted" suicide!
>>744660434Because life is valuable. You already have a limited time on this planet, might as well use it instead of prematurely dying because of discomfort.
>>744659846notice how assisted suicide is only a thing in white countries. then take a gander at who those white countries are allied with.
>>744660595People used to just be able to go build a big ass pyramid wherever they wanted to because fuck you. You're not even allowed to spit on the sidewalk anymore without getting fined.
>>744660595cool thanks for the opinion, i'm off to the pod now
>>744660595>discomfortLmao get out of your gated community once in a while richfag. You don't have to go too far off the main throughfare of any city to see real poverty that is nigh impossible to escape from and getting harder by the day, nor you have to go to shitty provincial clinics to see people kept alive in no pretty state to no hope of a cure to whatever they have.
>>744660665Good god not everything is a Jewish conspiracy to keep you down. Cry more.
>>744659846>>744660665>EUTHANASIA BAD BECAUSE IT'S TO REPLACE US WITH BROWNSConflation of two real, but separate, issues.
>>744660665Yeah you don't need that in third world shitholes since you can always join a recurring war for dominion over 10 mud huts in the name of goatfucking god or join some criminal organisation and get funkytown'd by the members of a rival criminal organisation.
>>744660770Only pharaoh had the authority and access to resources to commission pyramids, but you don't need to move mountains for your time to be well spent. Even if you make something and only your friends and family see or use it, you have had a net positive effect on humanity.
>>744661210Or you could just ride a train. You've got about a 1/10 chance of dying every time you do.
>>744660960Canada is currently trying to extend assisted suicide to those with mental illness. It has been undeniably demonstrated that the slope is slippery and the slope has slipped and therefore this practice has no place in a functioning society. Assisted suicide is state-sanctioned genocide and will be constantly expanded until every undesirable is gaslighted into believing they have to die
>>744661875>I LOVE MOUSTACHE MAN. HE WAS SO COOL HOW HE CREATED THIS PROGRAM TO GET RID OF THE USELESS PEOPLE IN SOCIETY.>WHAT?! CANADA IS DOING THE SAME THING? NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>744660960the people who defend those impoverished also tend to live behind a large fence and can park multiple cars in their garage. Food for thought.
>>744661875It will only genocide when people are forced into the suicide pod. Let people who wanna die die. Especially the mentally ill people who might snap and kill 5 people who wanna live before getting put in mental jail for life to extend its suffering because of our humanity and benevolence.
>>744661875>and will be constantly expanded until every undesirable is gaslighted into believing they have to die...based? Rids us of the weak willed bitches.
>>744662135>/pol/ starting to realize the nazis never actually lostGrim
>>744642281don't worry, as soon as my dad retired, my parents bought a lake house, a boat, a golf cart, and all sorts of things they don't need! they're doiung everything they can to make sure they have absolutely nothing for me and my sister to inherit once they're gone. boombooms REALLY do not like their own prosperity.
>>744662173Coercing the elderly and disabled into death is genocide, regardless of whichever way you spin it. If the government refuses to put its resources into helping the ill, and instead offers them death, that is genocide. You are in a cult of death. Canada is currently genociding its disabled and elderly.
>>744638750Maybe he should take his own advice and eat Grandma Brownies Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers.
>>744662462>CoercingYou might wanna go recheck the dictionary definition of that word bub
>>744662452What, you don't want a lake house, a boat, a golf cart and all the rest of the stuff they don't need?
>>744661031>just ignore the fact we dom't just want the goyim to die, we want to grind their spirit into the dirt so that they willingly choose tono place in heaven for you
>>744662462>The median age was 75.9 years, and 53.5% were over 75 years of age.>The median age of individuals receiving MAID under Track 1 was 78.0 years, and 60.9% were over 75 years of age.>A person whose death is "reasonably foreseeable" (i.e., they are close to death) is referred to as "Track 1" These made up 95.6% of MAID provisions.https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/publications/health-system-services/annual-report-medical-assistance-dying-2024.html#s1You need to stop being so hyperbolic. It's not like Jonny the 64 year old sprained his knee, so they shuffle him off to the suicide pod. Most of it is just people near death in the final stages of life where they are beyond help, and giving them injections of anestesia.In contrast, I'd like to see what YOU would do with an 84 year old dying of cancer in the end-stages where death is easily forseeable. Jsut fight fight forever and hope they live forever?https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/publications/health-system-services/annual-report-medical-assistance-dying-2024.html#s1
>>744662642A government refusing to funnel more resources into competent healthcare and instead offering the sick a solution that ends it all, relieving both the subject and incompetent caregivers from their burden, is coercion. It is weaponized empathy
>>744638385>said he was completely fineHe isn't completely fine, but the issues that he does have are largely from vitamin deficiencies. The one thing I will say is that he is a very large and tall man and that alone will cause physical pain, even if he does lose weight.As for the "constant drooling" thing, I'm stumped. He says it happens while he's awake. I drool a but when I'm sleeping, but all the time sounds strange. Maybe he had a stroke at some point and didn't know it.
>>744662794They've already sold all of those things without fully paying them off. Money sink.
>>744662834Again, the slope is slippery and has slipped. Assisted suicide is theoretically moralistic ONLY for terminal, near-death illness. But that is no longer where the line is being drawn. Why are you ignoring this? Canada wants to expand this for MENTAL FUCKING ILNESS in 2027
>>744662834If it's just an act of medical mercy why is it deisgned to look evil? The entire field of hospice care already exists to ease the suffering of those near death.
>>744662857Anon keeping tired grandma alive for 10 more years is 1000x more costly than getting her in the pod, and all that money can be used for other people. And if she doesn't want to get in the pod, noone is forcing her and she will keep getting the help she already gets until the last day.
>>744662926Sounds more like they don't care about leaving you anything because you're a fat seething pussy, kek
>>744663046Are you genuinely taking the “killing them saves money” argument? Jesus fucking christ.YOUAREEVIL
>>744663069I may be a fat seething pussy but my sister isn't. This affects both of us.
>>744663046>used for other peoplelol
>>744662834>It's not like Jonny the 64 year old sprained his kneelol some army cunt injured herself in training and when she went to file for benefits she got told to kill herself via maid>>744662981>Why are you ignoring this?because he knows and he knows that we know
>>744663103Yes, great granny told me to always say the truth.
>>744663046>saves moneyhow about you get in the pod, you evil nihlisitic faggot? genuinely. kill yourself.
>>744659336>giving 3 year olds terminal bone cancer? what can i say, i work in mysterious ways ok? deal with it!>wanting to go out on your own terms? bad human! you go to le fiery lake of damnation FOREVER!
>>744648532there is no better and more effective propaganda machine than reddit. i say this with no irony.
>>744636793I believe he said he was careless with his words and is deeply reconsidering, or at least I hope the anon that said as much was telling the truth
>>744662834>You need to stop being so hyperbolic. It's not like Jonny the 64 year old sprained his knee, so they shuffle him off to the suicide pod.Sometimes I wish the world was as evil and corrupt as all the incels make it out to be in their persecution complexes. It'd make it much easier to know who to support.
>>744663103>killing them saves moneyI love when plebbitors use this argument.>Why give them a life sentence? just give them the death penalty and don't waste taxpayer money!!!Sentencing someone to death and carrying out the execution costs more than a life sentence. Raymond Riles in Texas was sentenced to death in 1975 and is still awaiting his execution. Dzokhar Tsarnaev has had his sentenced overturned several times and is still rotting away at ATX Florence.
>>744663234God doesn't give kids cancer. God is the source of all goodness. Augustine and Aquinas already addressed this forever ago
>>744663217Did you finish reading? Why do you insist on denying people their rights? If granny wants to live she will and if not she won't. Why should people that don't want to be forced to live years on end, sometimes forcing everyone around to restrict their own lives to care for them, in many cases terribly boring lives since even going to the corner store is an herculean task?
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>>744638206Well, uh, he died by his values I guess
>want to have KYS as an option in case I give up>literally everything is painful as fuckFor fuck sake
>>744663469>Sentencing someone to death and carrying out the execution costs more than a life sentenceYes, because lolmanitarians insist on not carrying the sentences ASAP.Like OK I get waiting for one or two years just in case the judge fucked up and something new comes up but there is no reason to have someone in death row for 51 years other than meddling idiots making everything harder than it has to be.
>>744663234>wtf why doesn't god just make life perfect for everybody on earth!>that must mean he doesn't exist!I am not religious but you are a retarded faggot. if life on earth was perfect then what would even be the point of the christian heaven? humans have free will for a reason.
>>744663536ok so who gave the 3 year old bone cancer? was it satan? why can't god stop him? he's supposed to be omniscient. did he fall asleep when satan snuck in and casted "Give Cancer"?
>>744663593You're the one that brought up the financial benefit, you goalpost-moving trog. I don't care about your justifications. The world would be better off without certain people alive, start with yourself.
>>744663809>if life on earth was perfect then what would even be the point of the christian heaven?People can still be evil even if they know god is real.
>>744663809>wtf why doesn't god just make life perfect for everybody on earth!there's a pretty big gap between "make life perfect" and "giving a child terminal cancer">humans have free will for a reason.what does that have to do with god giving children terminal cancer?
>>744649086>The guy who posted >>744648958 complaining about baitIronic
>>744663809Why so God can give you a shit-test like a 20 year old girl would? "I'm going to put you in this fucked up hell reality to see if you REALLY love me even while suffering, if I don't approve you then you don't get to get into the cool existence!"
>>744663912What goalpost moving? It's the same as now just with an extra free choice that can be done at any time with many upsides for all willing parties and the only downside is angering posh idiots like you.
>>744663536>Augustine and Aquinas already addressed this forever agoAnd what did they have to say about it?
>trapped in a tiny pod>he can only smell himself
>>744663964>giving a child terminal cancerwhy do you redditors always default to this specific argument? adults get cancer too. is that somehow more "fair"? if everyone could live forever, everyone would eventually get cancer, it isn't a disease. you act like it's a delete button. it's not. you probably get tiny cancers all the time that just go away because they don't propogate. kill yourself so that cancer doesn't have to.
>>744663103How else do you want the government to save money?The boomers spent all this money and got us in this massive debt in the first place, this would be the way to give back.I highly recommend reading this book, it does show how the boomers would use that very concept to spend even more of our money on them.
>>744664215Look up the privation of good, I hit character limit.
>>744648958>the godly color of kings and high energy light that all colors of worth shine back for is a "merchant color"anon who hurt you?
>>744663046this, we need those resources to help refugees
>>744664301>is that somehow more "fair"?In this specific context, it matters.You can religiously wave away cancer as god's punishment if only adults got it, didn't stop anyone from doing so for a myriad of sickness through the years, not even when it happened to extremely good people, they always find something to delude themselves.Toddlers can't really sin tho, yet sometimes get cancer. How do you justify religiously it then without sounding like the bullshit you hear?
>>744664659But cancer isnt Gods punishment Joel Osteen....Read Job
>>744664301>why do you redditors always default to this specific argument?maybe if you christkikes had an actual cohesive answer for it, it wouldn't keep getting asked. but you don't and it just makes you kvetch further solidifying how grossly absurd your belief system is. you go on and on about how god is all-loving, all-powerful and omniscient but then get BTFO by a simple example.
>>744664301an adult has at least had a chance at this whole life thing if he/she gets cancer. a child getting cancer has learned and experienced very little, and generally hasn't had the opprotunity to make choices or contend with morality, spirtuality, or religion in any meaningful way. What was the spiritual purpose of their life if it was cut so short? Even if you came up with some callous argument like "god knew they were gonna be evil," apparently god did't consider that with figures like Stalin or Pol Pot. The point of the argument is that there isn't divine providence in the operation of the universe, just cold impartial chance.
>>744647979blissful ignorance vs despair born of understanding
>>744664040I'm not going to justify god because as I said, I am not religious. I don't know if good and evil truly exist, but per your example, women just are evil. Evil is something that is chosen, not inherent, and women choose to be evil.
>>744664782>>744664723If you're going to grant God's existence you would have to also grant that He is the ultimate authority and has a plan for all the sick babies and children thougheverbeitfully. Allowing God to exist in your argument for the sake of knocking His character is very low tier.
>>744664719>read the story about an adult literally getting punsihed for lols and giggles to answer my question about sinless kids getting punsihed for realsieslol
>>744665006I love that you say sinless kids because Job in particular is blameless and himself questions God and how it could happen. It's such a short read, could you at least indulge me in reading that much?
>>744664723>you christkikesI've mentioned several times that I am not religious but I understand your redditor needs to make sure everyone knows you're a staunch athiest. Praise Niel DeGrasse Tyson!
>>744636637>>744636727Looks like a Burger King toy I had as a kid.
>>744641636kek
>>744664975>ugh god knows what he's doing just trust him when he kills the 3 year old and inflicts untold levels of grief on the family!why are christkikes so sadistic?>>744665169concession accepted
>>744665117Give me your argument first and I might, not that I expect much since>Job is literally a good man who gets caught up in a divine shitfling>Kids cannot sin
>>744639438Write Manly menDies in a manly way?
>>744664569You can split your posts in two, you know. Just include something at the end of the first post that you hit character limit. >The absence of good (Latin: privatio boni), also known as the privation theory of evil,[1] is a theological and philosophical doctrine that evil, unlike good, is insubstantial, so that thinking of it as an entity is misleading. Instead, evil is rather the absence, or lack ("privation"), of good.[2][3][4] This also means that everything that exists is good, insofar as it exists;[5][6] and is also sometimes stated as that evil ought to be regarded as nothing,[7] or as something non-existent.[8][9][10] Evil, on this view, is parasitic upon the good whose absence or corruption it presupposes.[1]I'm not sure what this has to do with cancer. Cancer isn't evil, it just exists. The question is why an all-mighty, all-loving, and just creator would allow innocent children to die slowly and painfully of illness.A child dying to a random act of evil, like a mass shooter or a terrorist bomb, is a different question, because that comes as the result of someone else's free will, instead of a natural occurrence.
>>744665292>concession acceptednot beating the accusations, OJ
>>744649657>you think you'd ever be able to get with 50 feet of a billionaire with any kind of firearm without the 10 hidden bodyguards they have with them at all times taking you out.
>>744648291KekGod that's foul
>>744663234Uhmmm SATAN owns earth (that's why he could offer it to Jesus), and HIS (((people))) run it.
>>744665296I never said kids can't sin, the post I replied to said they couldn't sin. The argument is simply that God is the source of goodness, bad things are not caused by God. Evil has no positive existence, it is simply the privation or lack of good.>well why doesn't God just stop all things badHe ultimately did with Christ's death on the cross, and eternal life awaits on the other side.>>744665374>cancer isnt evilThen what's your problem exactly with kids getting cancer? If Kids dying of cancer isnt bad or evil in the first place then you'd have to concede that you have no critique to make
>>744649032if anyone really thought they could make a difference, they'd be fine with dying. But living beings have a will to live. Everyone on earth hates DJT but suspiciously nobody tries, successful or otherwise, to take him out. why not? because they don't want to be incarcerated for life as opposed to just being dead. you'd think of the 350 million people in america, there'd be more than just one guy trying to do the deed, yet nobody does.
>>744665586>God is the source of goodness, bad things are not caused by God.>yeah just let me make this random devout follower life hell because the devil told me to do it
>>744663234>huh, evil pedophile billionaire confessed on his death bed? whatever let him in, I got better things to do *makes 10 more beetle species*
>>744648291what the hell was the original context of this image
>>744650747>Cool ocean adventure before you dieYou won't be seeing anything, anon. Ocean is a meme. Don't come here.
>>744665732God didn't make Jobs life hell, read the book. I pray Christ blesses you all, I'm out before I catch another offtopic ban
>>744639326I'm okay with it for cases like terminal diseases and stuff. It's sad and at least for me the institutionalisation of the whole process robs it of dignity, but if somebody is objectively suffering with 0 chance of getting better and prefers to end it that way rather than waiting or ending things on their own, why not. In cases like depression though, it shouldn't be allowed period. It's a case of mentall ilness and suicidal urges are just one of the symptoms. Such people aren't thinking straight (even if it appears otherwise to them) and need help. A healthy living organism does not wish to end its existence.
>>744665836>I have to go sacrifice another babby to Moloch!Bye.
>>744662396>the nazis never actually lostWhy is every White country flooded with browns, then?
>>744665836>God didn't make Jobs life hell>god listens to devil, says taht he will stop protecting him and personally orders his angels to fuck with the guybro...
>>744665586I should note that my first post is >>744664215, I'm not critiquing, I'm trying to understand.>Then what's your problem exactly with kids getting cancer? If Kids dying of cancer isnt bad or evil in the first place thenThe question isn't 'is cancer evil'. The question is 'why does a perfectly good loving and omnipotent god allow innocent children to get cancer'?While I'm at it, I wasn't part of the other discussion, but how could infants sin? Not only don't they understand right from wrong, but they're not physically capable of sinning when they're that small.
>>744659336This is Catholic propaganda because early Christians were killing themselves instead of suffering living with the Jews.
>>744664975If God already has a set-in-stone plan for every human, do we actually have free will? Why are we to blame for our choices in the same framing that claims God exists due to causalty? If you want to claim God is the source of all good because he/she/it/etc. is the ultimate creator of our universe, that's fine, but it's very difficult to see His hand every indivdual person's life.
>>744646220underrated
>>744659507Now there's a real OG retro gamer!>>744665727>Everyone on earth hates DJT but suspiciously nobody tries, successful or otherwise, to take him out.There's been at least three major attempts on his life, one caught on camera.
>>744663536Why doesn't God just fucking kill Satan, or at least stop him from inflicting harm on the innocent?
For anyone seriously contemplating suicide in this thread, look up Sodium Nitrite poisoning. It's the zoomer suicide trend. Just as peaceful as an exit bag but not as expensive way easier to get.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1344622323001943I don't suggest you do it but if you're gonna, might as well leave with some dignity and get isekai'd to the last game you played.
>>744651352holy shit dude the average downie isn't even this stupid
>>744665586>Evil has no positive existenceevil is just entropy in the christian way. it isn't bad, it's just the universe defaulting to the state that uses the least energy. good cannot exist without human will and effort. animals eat each other and we don't consider them bad for doing that. it isn't a moral decision, it's specifically a decision of self preservation. hell, animals like bears and tigers kill others out of defense and not for feeding.
I'd rather see things through, no matter how bad they may get.I don't honestly know if that makes me more or less unhinged than the alternative.
>>744665836God isn’t real. Life is a cosmic accident. We are all bi-products of the mindless, unguided process of evolution caused by abiogenesis.
>>744666369Pennsylvania, Florida where he never even saw the man, and what was the third?
>>744666473>A paki lunatic raping and murdering a little girl and grinding her corpse into kebab is just "the universe defaulting to the state that uses the least energy", chudAnon, please.
>>744666449>Sodium Nitriteisn't that what twomad used and the nigga literally checked out while playing overwatch?
>>744666679Yeah, he most likely reincarnated as Winston and is living the dream.
>>744666470When low-IQ people buy into a unfalsifiable conspiracy, they hold on to it for dear life because it explains everything for them.
>>744666548This isn't a paradox. It never existed. The answer is "Then God is not good / not loving">"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create calamity: I the Lord do all these things." -Isaiah 45:7
>>744661031Yes it is, because in an honest world built on truth jews would be exterminated. So they MUST continue the world of lies for their own existence.
>>744636637This but women are farting into it
>>744666449>look up Sodium Nitrite poisoningI guess a lot of people are looking it up
>>744666927You know genocide is evil and will get you sent to hell, right?
Life makes a lot more sense when you realize that "evil" is the default nature of the universe and that concepts like good and justice are coping mechanisms designed to ease the mental anguish of being trapped in a completely random and uncaring existence.
>>744666927They could just not be rats. Have they tried that at all? It's not difficult to just not grift. Just like, sit on the couch and watch The Office.
>>744667213see >>744666473
>>744665441that guy might not even have been a millionaire but it is indeed strange that it doesn't happen more often
>>744665836Come on dude tell me how Job's story in hurting a good man and killing his innocent family because the devil told him to is a story about god being good actually the suspense is killing me
>>744667324The CEO of a major company not a millionaire? Come on now.
>>744650698The amount of cases I heard about organ donors almost dying because the doctors want to harvest your organs BAD or are incompetent and think you are dying (but can be easily saved if they weren't retarded) is scary. So glad I'm not opt-in for organ donation.
>>744667473Hard to tell. There's a point where you get so rich that numbers don't even matter anymore. Unless you're autistic about numbers like the spaceX guy.
>>744667736Medicine asbolutely does do that. You have two kidneys, why shouldn't we be allowed to harvest and sell both of them to brown people who are subsidized by the goverment who are guaranteed to pay any outstanding debts?
>>744667736>So glad I'm not opt-in for organ donationYeah this will stop them for sure
>>744667324UHC is a publicly traded healthcare provider. he 100% was a millionaire. i don't think some of you realize how generously compensated executives are.
>>744665994>islamic clown fetish masonryhehe
>>744667736In my state they had a guy literally conscious and responsive on the table and were still insisting on harvesting his shit.
>>744668307Yes anon, the big three monotheistic belief systems -- Christianity, Islam, Mormonism -- originated from a desert tribe death cult.
>>744668309Link to a story about it
>>744668746>the big three monotheistic belief systems -- Christianity, Islam, Mormonism
>>744666558Recent white house correspondence dinner where some basedtard tried to Leroy Jenkins with a shotty past secret service. His manifesto is cringekino
>>744669017>Link to a story about ithttps://www.msn.com/en-us/health/general/kentucky-man-wakes-up-as-medics-start-harvesting-organs-after-he-was-declared-brain-dead/ar-AA247ju5They passed a law last year to hopefully avert this sort of situation, but I doubt it will do much good.
>>744636727It's the "pretend SKG won" machine.
>>744648785I was mortified too, but they're just posing in it, not using it.
>>744650698What if I don't see anything wrong with donating your organs but I aggressively mistrust the government and doctors and believe they would gut me like a pig at the first chance they had because they're narcissistic sociopaths who think everyone else is cattle they can use as they please?
>"wanting to kill yourself" is now deemed "superior white male option"not sure if funny or trolling
>>744648532>Legalized murderEuthanasia is just you going on your own terms or as much as you can if you have a debilitating illness.The problem is that much like anything, it has good intentions and can easily be abused and manipulated to get someone killed without them intending to be killed. This is probably why it's illegal in most countries.
>>744667846I don't think he was at that level either, but he probably had a net worth in the 8 figure range.
>>744669764Then uhhh don't sign up for organ donation. Also don't forget organ donation isn't just life saving treatment for a small child, sometimes it's your entire naked body so a classload of college kids can point at your dead Weiner and laugh in A&P101
>>744667115Tell that to the jews genociding Gaza
>>744669895Good thing I'm not in the opt out country, aka>We will harvest you anyway and then say a computer made a mistake too bad it's too late lol
>>744669816>it has good intentionslollmaoIt has always been bad intentions using fake good intentions as a blanket. Want to know why suicide pods were made? Not for legal euthanasia, it was made for organ harvesting. This was always the main goal
>>744670045Yeaaaahhh but it's no excuse for not trying
>>744670103True, at least seeing the government doctors let you die so they can cut you up and go "too bad too sad" might awake your family members
>>744669816>Something that is potentially good in the right circumstances has to be completely banned because somebody somewhere will misuse itOkay, thanks govt daddy. I hate it
>>744669929The population of Gaza has gone up in the last three years, that's the opposite of genocide.
>>744650698Muy cunt going opt-out is the reason I stopped being a donor. Presuming consent of anything, especially wanting to be an organ donor, is just too much.Not that I expect it to be respected but hey, what can'cha do.
>>744670053I didn't say anything about the suicide pods themselves, I said Euthanasia.But I wasn't aware that the designers of the pods had ulterior motives. Weirder is the pods being in the forest and the first user having strangulation marks. Seems sketchy.
>>744669895>sometimes it's your entire naked body so a classload of college kids can point at your dead Weiner and laugh in A&P101Wouldn't the family notice that they didn't get a body back for burial?
>>744656324>Be a good little goyslave and work to fund your own replacement until you die>Spend your savings on escaping & leave nothing for your familyModern life in Western nations is a humiliation ritual.
>>744670292>he was an organ donor so were taking the bodySimple as that and happens more often than you probably think
>>744636637NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OP DON'T ENTER THAT TUBE
>>744665816I think I saw a similar pod in those gaming setup threads, the ones with the harry potter cuck
>>744670204True, but you're talking about killing someone directly where they can be exempt from accountability due to the law. Far too much risk associated with it to the point nobody wants to legally allow it to exist.
>>744669363>doctors refused to go through with the organ removal when the patient started moving on the operating table>when the supervisor insisted it continue, half the staff quit on the spotScary but also relieving to see that part.
>dubai porta potty found in the gamer tubenoooooooo
>>744669816>can easily be abused and manipulated to get someone killed without them intending to be killedI struggle to think how you trick someone into euthanazing themselves when you have to sign a trillion papers and talk to an army of medics before getting a chance to the pod where you go through the same dance one last time before getting your glass of rotten grape juice.
>>744670373Please link to some examples, ala >>744669363The body is not considered an 'organ'.
>>744670549>only halfWhat relief? What happens after they finish weeding out the people with morals?
>>744668746>>744669307We'd be pretty lucky if the Mormons are right>can convert any time after death if you want to go to heaven>otherwise you're isekaid as an immortal in another world>good people go to good people planet>bad people go to wizards and slut planet >only ex-mormons go to hell>literally no reason to join the religion unless you want the grand prize
>>744637549I want to suicide by cop. Atleast die fighting someone.
>wake up>you're in bloodbornewe farming izzat?
>>744669363>40 years old>looks 70don't do drugs kids
>>744636727>Anon explains the joke which ruins the jokeFPWP.
>>744670218Jews aren't extinct so there was never any "holocaust". Time to pay back the ill-gotten gains with interest
>>744670657https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/09/widow-horrified-body-donated-to-science-dissected-publicly
>>744636637Is your waifu Kat from Gravity Rush?
>>744669895>sometimes it's your entire naked body so a classload of college kids can point at your dead Weiner and laugh in A&P101Bit different but there was a case in the US where someone donated his mom's body hoping she'd be used to further Alzheimer's treatment. The military used her corpse to test explosives instead.
>>744670991Based army
>>744662573The ones with Real Chocolate Chunks?
>>744670053What will those organs be used for?
>>744670549Yeah, but the fact that there was someone in some kind of higher level role continuing to insist that the procedure move forward is pretty concerning.>Organ preservationist Natasha Miller claimed to NPR that the coordinator reached out to her supervisor after Hoover started thrashing around, only to be told to "find another doctor to do it" and that they were "going to do this case. She needs to find someone else."Basically the surgeon bailing saved this guy's life.
>>744671268why for all the poor misguided souls who were afflicted with disease unfairly- money.
>>744650538This. I'd fuck so many hookers and then just take some sleeping pills lmao
>>744651840Kek all medical ethics went out the window when we decided 50 years ago that it was okay for doctors to murder babies in the womb. The Hippocratic Oath has only been eroded even further since.
>>744671628You mean rich people?
>>744671741Inb4 some morally bereft homo says something like "Yeah but abortion mostly kills non-white babies so it's okay"
>>744671771nope, also debt slaves
>>744636637Have fun at Balamb Garden, OP.
>>744671741Yeah but abortion mostly kills non-white babies so it's okay
>>744648641>It is the same thing as killing yourself by any other meansWhich most people won't do, the government giving people a legal, "safe" to do it just encourages people who would likely continue living otherwise to kill themselves
>>744671838debt slaves will receive the organs?
>>744650698Kek Europe is such a buck broken, matriarchal shithole.I would rather be poor and free in the US than be a domesticated Euroslave.
>>744670991They also just waste the body doing stupid shit for laughs. Donating your body is stupid.
>>744672115What makes America so free?
>>744672171I can deny the Holocaust in broad daylight while open carrying as I blast the AC in my house
>>744658884and nowhere near as reliable
>>744672148This. You ever read about how scientists discover cancer causing chemicals in rats? They basically scale that shit up to your dead body>coca cola is really bad for you, we know this because we replaced a rats blood with it and it died in agony
My father died through euthenasiastage 4 colon cancer, he died with digniety instead of shitting himself to deathPeople who have a black/white view on all euthenasia either being all good or all bad are retards
>>744671741>>744671805if you incels really cared as much about unborn babies as you say you do, you'd support initiatives to help out new mothers/parents like mandatory paid maternal leave and other various tax breaks for new parents. but you don't, you just want to make women mad. you are a textbook virtue signalling faggot.
>>744655278>Have housing for 300 million people>Retarded goverment takes forever to issue permits for new houses>Lol let's import a billion browns to deflate wages
>>744672171I can suck billionaire pedophile cock in broad daylight
>>744672420>he died with digniety You ain't fooling no one. If he wanted to die with dignity he could have bombed his enemies and made use of his death
>>744672446Idk about paid maternity leave off the cuff, I think there'd need to be some kind of stipulations that remove the possibility of abuse, but I do agree with maternity leave and tax breaks for parents
>>744672307Can people put you out of your home by buying up your debt?
>>744672115>US>PoorDon't compare median salaries bro. Only the small giga rich countries beat the US
>>744672579>I think there'd need to be some kind of stipulations that remove the possibility of abuseSuch as?
>>744672604No unless you are behind on payments by a certain amount. During the 08 financial crisis the government was basically paying banks back the lost money of loans so they would trade debt a bunch of times to confuse people and hope they miss payments so they could liquidate them. That's the conspiracy theory at least
>>744672704Idk, off the top of my head I'm thinking it'd have to be something you pay into like a 401k so you can't just keep getting more and more pregnant as an employer is forced to keep paying out. Maybe the pay comes out of your vacation and sick time? Idk, all I know is that forcing all employers to pay for all maternity leave sounds like a great opportunity for people to exploit
>>744672171They donate bits of their penises at birth, freeing them from further obligation
>>744672604>your homeIt stopped being your home when you stopped paying the mortgage bubba
>>744660960People who think actual poverty exists in the US have never travelled to real 3rd world countries.
>>744637836From Max & Ruby?
GIWTWM I always think about getting lost in the desert on purpose during a hot day because fuck working for 30 more years
>>744659962Elliot was a supreme gentleman.
>>744672307You also have the freedom to die or be finically destroyed if you get sick or injure. Can people put you out of your home by buying up your debt? How's your surveillance? FBI and CIA up to anything good lately? So on, so forth
>>744673005Hes green for an amazing reason!
>>744673098The FBI and CIA probably keep closer tabs on you than they do me lmao
>>744646264Pictured:3 different methods for suicide
>>744672446>give me stuff or I'll murder my childwew
>>744666473Evil is the absence of good, like how vacuum is the absence of air. You might call it a natural state, but you're not going to volunteer to jump out of a spaceship without a suit on anytime soon, are you, you fucking imbecile?
>>744659962Men are defined by their actions. Attacking your enemies head on with lethal force is pretty manly. In other words depends on the chud. School shooters who shoot indiscriminately? No. Ones who target specific individuals? Yeah kinda
>>744642065Nothing.
>>744665441Luigi and his family were wealthier than the healthcare CEO he killed.People think that CEOs are like 19th century captains of industry like Vanderbilt or JP Morgan or some shit. They own hardly any true capital or productive forces. Some would unironically be considered proletarian under the 100% orthodox Marxist definition.
>>744673098Are you trying to pretend they can't boot you out of your home if you don't pay your mortgage in Europe?
>>744652372What if you're retarded and want to die?
>>744672974Starving and crime is the same in the US, subsaharan africa and Siberia anon. The amount, sure. More people starve in other places. The effect? Death.
>>744642065Dad? Burn him and leave his assets to his wife/wife's kids. He doesn't have much money and honestly most of it is hers anyways so even if she dies first I will kick it to them. Mom? Burn her and be done with it. Not because I don't love my mom but rather because literally everyone on my moms side is dead
>>744673191Right. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is more concerned with someone across the ocean than a federal citizen. I'm sure the NSA is also laser focused on me while Americans are safe behind muh freedums. I doubt you're an American at all
>>744673743You're an idiot. Poverty in the US is the result of mental illness. There is no mentally well people in poverty in the US
>>744642065Live until all I have evaporates. They are not boomer tier let's not leave our son inherit, but I'm not under any impressions that the inheritance will set me for more than a bit because of how lazy I am to do something with it.
>>744666473Meaningless sophistry when someone is peeling off your face while Funkytown plays in the background
>>744639632Distant relative had Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease ( assisted breathing tube thingy required constantly )After a few years of misery, finally he got his lethal injection with his family saying goodbye.>doc injected it in his muscle instead of his veins>screamed in extreme agony, instead of going with dignity in front of his family
>>744673851>The Federal Bureau of Investigation is more concerned with someone across the ocean than a federal citizenUnironcially yeah they are
>>744673957Yeah, the mental illness of the ruling class.
>>744673565Luigi didn't do it retard he was the sacrifice
>>744673851Most declassified documents would say: yes
>>744649657Every now and then I forget Elon posts hereNice try Elon
>>744674027I hope your defense isn't>they spy on me but they spy on you more (allegedly)
>>744674308Is that not your defense? Lol
>>744672446>If you incels actually cared about murder you would personally help fight crimeBeing against murder, especially the murder of innocent babies, is probably one of the most basic questions of morality in human history. The fact that it’s even debatable just shows how fucked and gynocentric modern society is.
>>744674308>allegedlyIt's not alleged brother the 5 eyes are indeed logging everything you do even if they aren't actively looking at it
>>744674237>Don't even think about it it my army of ninjas that are totally here will stop you with their precognition
>>744674342No? I never made the claim that my country had any sort of special freedom. I also don't believe that the FBI spies on me more than on its own federal citizens, but that's just splitting hairs at that point.>fbi pls go
>>744674663>the FBI would never spy on meOh, that's my answer too!
>>744674685oh, anon....
>>744674990Is it naive of me to think that? Oh how silly I would be to assume 3 letter agency's aren't spying on me, right anon......that would be silly.....but not for you to do....
>>744675158It's almost like we're both being spied on
>>744670615>depressed and terminally illYou fail to see how someone like this can be easily manipulated?
>>744675406Yeah, so that's a bit of a moot point, next category: who can deny the holocaust in broad daylight while open carrying as they blast AC to keep their house cool?
>>744675478Right, so they're not really free, they just have other categories of freedom. What about the patriot act? What about Palantir? What about the NSA? What psyop is the CIA running against its citizens this year? Free to get a college education, right? Free to get picked up by the ambulance without fearing for the effect on your bank account? Are there any files that are more redaction than document currently being released? And yeah, I can both deny the holocaust and use an AC. They do have easy access to firearms, I'll give you that. But most importantly of all is that I don't think you're an American, because I've found that even Americans who believe they're the most free citizens in the world rarely dispute any of this
>>744676396>and yeah you do have gunsSo +1 right you don't have :^)
>>744676598no u
