•saves Xbox *
>>744647909she is so cute, i wish she had an OF
>>744647909>hires an AI person>AI person understands how shit is AI better than anybody elseGenius, when you think about it
>>744647909She didn't do anything.
>>744647909LolXbox is doomed.Firing a bunch of devs won't save anything.
>>744648524>do nothing, winShe learned from the best.
>>744648384She looks so much better when she isn't smiling with that huge mouth of hers
>>744647909she has the wallace smile
>>744648524Neither did the people she fired.
>>744647909Todd, don't look!
>>744648565Saving xbox? I want to see all the nose ring pink hair tranniggers fired.
Honestly, cutting all those absolute shitter studios was genuinely a great move.Double fine made a battle royal game where you play as pieces of pottery. And a game where you're a walking lighthouse. These companies made nothing but modern audience games made for nobody.
>>744647909Come on, baby. Tell us that you’ll sell full games on physical and I’ll worship at your altar forever.
>>744647909Good morning sir.
CURSE VISHNU RIGHT NOW!
>>744647909this but unironically
>>744647909
>>744647909It just shows that xbox are filled with unqualified hires. Jeeta herself is a nepo, but coming from a different industry and barely knows anyone in xbox, she got a fresh perspective that exposed how everyone pat each other's backs while not caring on making money
>>744647909What has she done except lower game pass while removing call of duty?
>>744647909When will they officially scrap game pass?
>>744647909>saves it from the pain of existence
>>744649202She's only doing that so you can back up all your physical games for when they go all digital. Did people really think Project Helix would come with a disc drive?
>>744648782The Keeper was kino
>>744651823I hope to god it has a disc drive, otherwise that’ll be it, stuck on the Xbox Series X
>>744647909she did more than that worthless cracker Phil, I'll give her thatwhy are whites so incompetent and pathetic?
>>744649303I like to think that despite speaking fluent English, that Asha and Satya speak broken Indian English to each other.
>>744649303Based
>Fires Americans>Hires 3500 indians>This is a "Win"
been scouring the internet for her feet pics to no avail
>>744652009They obviously speak in Hindi to each other at full volume in public places.
>>744651878I'm sure all 6 people that played it had a really good time.
>>744648524That's pure cope. You literally got an announcement that Obsidian is working on Fallout and she fired trillions of worthless subhumans who were not doing anything
>>744652439I hope minecraft dungeons 2 has some depth. The first one seemed neat but was shallow.
>>744652439>Mojang now has 600 employeesHow did it even get to this point, I can understand merch, and distribution logistics taking a large chunk being how big the games are.But I swear minecraft was like a team of <10 people a few years ago
>halo flopped>fable guaranteed a flop>gears looking more and more like a flop each day>elder scrolls 6 no where in sight>all the studios Phil bought gutted>most did not deliver any games, and the ones that did like id still got gutted for some reason>applied for 5000 h1b visasTremendous work saving Xbox!
>>744651931It might be an external plug-in (ala hd-dvd), but my bet is that the drive comes with the most expensive sku. Jeeta sounds serious regarding BC and Positron
>>744652718>still trying to push fake clickbait narrativesDo better.
>>744652718Gears looks great but I’m not going to buy it I’m just going to subscribe to game pass for a month which won’t make it profitable
>>744652912>no roadie run>no grenade tagging whatsoever>no meat shields>ttk really low so that everything one shots you>slow movement so you can barely wall bounce>clunky melee>ugly w*men and dyel men>new horde mode is a lite extraction shooter mode>barely any new enemy types shownIt looks worse and worse the more I see of it
>>744652738more like Jeeta sounds serious regarding my BWC
>>744648596kek
Chop, chop, Todd.Workey-workey!
>fires devs with 20+ years of experience>replaces them with jeets fresh off the boat
>>744654817Based
>>744647909Xbox is already dead. They're just parading around a corpse
Why are Indian men so horny for her?
>>744654767I wonder what it is like to have an attractive boss and how it changes work dynamics
>>744654767has anyone else noticed how many fucking pictures there are of this bitch? They all seem to be professionally made headshots, seems kinda odd.
>>744654817so she's just replacing one sort of parasite with another from her own tribe
Xbox will never be successful again, it has one good generation with the 360
>>744654767>>744648584>>744647909She's only the interim wrecking ball. Her job is to make a couple tough decisions, lay off a bunch of people, make XBOX leaner and actually profitable and in a year or two she'll move into her full time position at the federal reserve. In the meantime the board is looking for a proper new CEO who actually knows the brand and the market.
>>744657649If Helix has discs, then it has a massive competitive advantage over ps6.
>>744652718Fable is something that simply can’t be rebooted or remade. It was a very specific game created by a very specific group of Gen X and boomer brits during a very specific time. I genuinely think that the new “fable” game was supposed to be something else entirely until MS decided to slap Fable on it.
>>744657938So the $1000+ console will sell a few thousand more consoles to wealthy people that care about discs?Doesn't sound like much of an advantage.
>>744657649most units sold =/= bestxbox > x360 > xsx > xbone
>>744658247are you a brokie?
>>744647909LMAOHalo is corpsed what are you talking about?
Where are all these motherfuckers coming from that keep posting about how "dead weight" was "removed" from the company on endless loop after both Phil and Asha gutted Xbox
>>744647909as someone who works in delivery everytime I go to an Indian residence whether it be a rich or a poor neighborhood it fucking REEKS inside their homesthere's just this distinct smell that every single one of them has, I assume it's the curry they all cook with but why does it smell so fucking bad and hit your nostrils like a ton of bricksand I know some these rich doctor ones have maids and shit that clean their homes weekly but the smell is still there, it like permeates every fabric, every texture and just lingers there for eternity, there's absolutely no getting rid of it
>>744658354Who ain't broke when the cost of living is so god damn high now
>>744647909Release the nudes, please.
*doesn't[/spoiler] shave xih's box*
>>744658639Phil didnt gut shit, that was the issue, he kept funding studios who put out dud after dud.Only time will tell if the current CEO actually knows what projects to fund, but even knowing when to fire people is a step up from Phil
>>744657251I remember seeing a study that said classrooms with an attractive teacher performed better than classes with an unattractive one, I wonder if the same applies to bosses
I believe in Mommy Asha
>>744658973Phil gutted Microsoft itself unless we forgot about the 100 fucking billion dollars he spent trying to make Xbox achieve western AAA apotheosis
>>744659405lovely curry boobs
Sirs, how to get Indian wife???
>>744659450Correct, he kept pumping money in, thats the opposite of cutting costs.
BROS OMG JEETS ARE SO SMARTOMG SAR SHES SO BEAITULFUL HOT BHABBET BROS xbox is SAVED
this thread just proofs that only indians like her
>>744660745Company purchases are not pumping money in what the fuck
>>744661216Oh, so those companies paid money to Microsoft to get bought out? My bad.
>>744661817Thank fucking God you don't do business, company acquisitions have never kept money in themselves as a closed loop, that's retarded for a laundry list of reasons
>>744661975Yes, the general goal is to buy out something and then use what you bought to make more money than you spent. Which none of the studios bought under Phil, save Mojang, did.Spending money is spending money, its a money in more money out system, when that doesnt work you rethink your approach.How retarded do you have to be do unironically think mass buyouts are the same strategy as mass layoffs?
>>744662209Are you asking Grok to reply for you?
>>744662313No jeetGPT but you sure as shit are.
>>744662386Ah cool you were just posting random shit and calling it "shitposting" after all
>>744662563Whatever helps you sleep at night>layoffs and buyouts are the same thing
>>744662634>layoffs and buyouts are the same thingYou're the first person to make this false equivalence and argue against it like anybody said it, that conversation was about Phil Spencer wasting hundreds of billions of dollars of the larger company's money and Asha Sharma gutting all the acquired companies, and how both of them are awful for Xbox and for the general western industry. Remember Phil Spencer getting really uncomfortable during The Game Awards a couple years ago when that guy was presenting his relief network for people laid off by big companies?
>>744662809Going for the full lefty pretending to not understand things route now eh? >>744659450Its an anonymous board, (You) can just stop respondingXbox did a massive change in how they operate their business with the CEO change. No idea why you are so adamant about not understanding this but since you clearly cant read I cant even tell why I'm bothering writing this, enjoy it while it lasts, its the last one you'll get
>>744663124No anon that post does not make that false equivalence, shriek more about leftists if it makes you feel better or like you have an argument
>>744659405Good lord
>>744647909so she fired all the feminists gays trannies and replaced them with pajets. lets see the results first
>spend over 100 billion dollars>still have no good games
>>744663615She didn't replace them at allThe H1Bs you saw a bunch of people squeal about were for Microsoft at large, they aren't stated to be dedicated for Xbox
>>744647909>•saves Xbox *
>>744649303jeets being jeets nothing new
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