Let. Them. Cook
>>744650492>no devs no gamesNo games no devs, lol
where's the palestine flag?
>>744650850Each of them has a rolled-up one in their rectum.
I love AI but not for any Indian-related reason. I love AI because niggers like these will suck cocks on the street and based right wing blue collar males (girl) such as myself will laugh at them.
>>744650492please post a blurrier picture
*CHK CHK*>enter 343 HQ>shotgun under trench coat>"Hello sir, how may I help you?"I have a message...from the Halo community....King Troll sends his regards.....NO MAPS? NO DEVS!>*whips out shotgun**BANG CHK CHK*>receptionist's head is blown to bits, neckhole makes a little blood fountain*ACACKKK SPSPLTSPSSSS*>Rush through the corridors, room by room clearing the 343 devs with my trusty weapon*BANG CHK CHK BANG CHK CHK**AHHHHH ACKKK ACKK AAHHHHH**HURKKK CASPLTSSS BANG GACKKHURKKK**BANG CHK CHK**A-ACK-GHURK GAH*>Get to Bonnie and Josephs office>Kick door down*CRASH**CHK CHK*"YOU!!!!!!!!!">"S-SIR PLEASE, WE ARE DOING OUR BEST, A WAR IS GOING ON....THE-THE PANDEMIC PUT A WRENCH IN OUR WORKS, F-FULL ENGINE STEAM AHEA-"*BANG*>Josephs face is blown in half*ACKKCKKH SPLTSSS ACKHCGH URKKKKKK**THUD*"NOW YOU BONNIE, RUIN HALO WILL YOU? "*CHK CHK*"But first...">Takes out phone>beep boop boop beep beep>brrrrrr, brrrrrr"Yeah it's me, bring him in Lord Schizo.">4 minutes later>Lord Schizo escorts a man with a bag over his head into 343's HQ and directly into Bonnie's office, with Bonnie who is now tied to a chair>Takes bag off his head>It's Bonnie's husband."This....THIS is what happens, when you ruin my beloved franchise Bonnie, you piece of food nipple."*CHK CHK**BANG**CHK CHK**BANG*>Bonnie's husbands kneecaps are now blown out.*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*"GO AHEAD SIR, TRY SPRINTING? DO IT OR I'LL BLOW YOU HEAD OFF!!!">Bonnie's husband tries to sprint, but falls to the floor after a couple steps."See Bonnie...this is what Halo should have stayed as, no sprint, no problem, but you had to make Halo 4 like Cod....."*CHK CHK**BANG*>Bonnie's husband, now a bloody gorey stain on the floor, with his brains spread everywhere*urkkk spltsss*>"PLEEEEEASE WE JUST WANTED TO EXPAND TO A BROADER AUDIE-">Starts beating Bonnie's dumb face in with the shotgun*WHAM**POW**BOOM**urkkk hurkk**CHK CHK**BANG*
>>744650971
>>744650971Based.
>>744650492>No devs no gamesBethesda was already making no games with devs so I don't see the difference
>>744650579kek
>>744650579fpbp, lmao, btfo, pwnd
lol dumbasses really didn't think wearing red shirt with white logos through.
>>744651526oy vey!!!!!
>>744650492They can cook my fries and put them in the bag.
>>744650492>no devs no gamesgood.
>>744651526heh
>>744650492Man, it'd sure be great if they all just quit and we didn't have to run this circus show of layoffs just to get games again.
at McDonald's or Burger King? Wendy's?
>>744650492They all look exactly like the sort to be that way. It's almost hilarious.
>No gamesis this a Playstation conference?
>>744650492>sit around not making games for years>get laid off>"let's all quit making games, that'll show them!"What a bunch of clowns.
>>744650492Cool.
>>744650971BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>744650492>NO DEVS NO GAMESThat's hilarious, they are actually agreeing with the Jeet, but her sign says>NO GAMES NO DEVS
>>744650492At a glance I thought it was a group of neonazis. Or maybe I was right?
>>744656770revolutionary socialists are functionally identical
>>744650492Total industry crash.
>>744656734>NO GAMES NO DEVSid like to see this edit with asha holding the sign
>this is command.>chuds are in control, i repeat, chuds are in control>the enemy is routed, prepare for exfil
>>744650579Do those even are devs?
Why are American companies just allowed to lay-off hundreds of employees for no reason?Here in Japan, to get laid off is a nightmare. It's getting hired which is the nightmare, 5 interviews for my current job.>inb4 muh jews/commies/conservativesIt's been like that for decades, both sides have been in power and had the chance to change it.
>>744650971Most sensible modern day Halo fan
>>744651526i will buy your game now
>>744650971Continue the onslaught! Destroy. Them. All.
>>744651526they are wearing red shirts with cogs on them you dense retard.
>>744657587>allowed to lay-off hundreds of employees for no reason?They aren't, you've been successfully fooled by their propaganda.
>>744650492Agreed, burn them all.
>>744657587It's not for no reason. It's for spending the better part of a decade failing to make a single successful project that hasn't cost hundreds of millions of dollars in the process. They are literally costing the parent company money just by existing now.
>>744650492Everything having a union is retarded af. Especially these middle class jobs where you sit on a computer all day. At that point it’s a fucking merchant guild not a union.
>>744650492What was the last game they made
>>744650492No one ever walks to them and ask "sorry what games have you done the last 10 years?" and then goes away laughing.
>>744657587Goddamn I wish we could fire people like in American companies. There are too many lazy paces of shit who never do anything and know they will never be fired.
>these are the guys making your games
>>744658351>>744657587There's a trade off to be had between difficult to fire economies vs at will ones. I personally like living in a more liquid one like the USA since we don't live in an economically stagnant dying country like Japan. All of these devs could go get a job at buccees right now and make 3x as much as an office worker does in Japan. They won't do it though because they "deserve" having a "creative job" even though they're just QA wagies who spent all day seeing whether jumping in the wrong spot causes them to clip through the floor in a fucking videogame lmao.
>>744658702Unions today do not exist for the reason they were created. My friend I play co-op games with just got fired from his job as a flight attendant because he handed a bottle of water to a passenger before they took off, and according to the union guidelines, he can't serve passengers until they're in the air.Imagine being pissed because you got fired for NOT doing your job.
>>744657587>It's getting hired which is the nightmare, 5 interviews for my current job.Your kenkyushitsu is weak. t. 東北大 alumn.
>>744659164It's like chud satire, except it's real. It really is just a bunch of leftoid activists getting in the industry to use as a propaganda vessel. I hate that our options apparently are this shit or jeet outsourcing. And the only games chinks seem interested in are gachas. Dark times.
>>744659514reminder
>>744659241Having worked for a national corporation for the last 10 years, I have experienced first hand just how difficult it is to get fired from a corporate job. I mean, you REALLY have to fuck up to get terminated, and it's fucking frustrating working with people who don't do shit for YEARS before they manage to get him on a fucking timecard violation or something.
>>744650492I did.I stood by and did nothing.They did so much cooking. I continued to do nothing.
>>744659241This. So much of the populist resentment in this country today is literally just a bunch of middle class and upper middle class failsons thinking they are entitled to non-pleb jobs by virtue of their birth.Student loan forgiveness for example. It’s a huge political topic even though only 15-25% of the population has student loan debt. It’s a bunch of failed middle class people thinking they shouldn’t have to pay their debts like everyone else.
>>744659582Nah. Indie is a lighting in a bottle. You hava a masterpiece every 20000 porn pixel shit depression my dad never loved me shit or friendslop.I appreciate indie stuff but it's not what makes gaming going.
>>744659164And people wonder why Bethesda spent 9 years on Starfield and it was still a half-finished slopfest. The western AAA gaming industry is a complete joke.
>>744659762Ironically the friendslop might be a good entry point for an up and coming indie studio. Pay very little to produce it, use as many premade assets as possible, watch it get popular really fast then disappear just as quickly. Though I wonder how much you can make when you charge 5 bucks for that kind of thing.
>>744657587Americans have no sense of loyalty or family anymore. Jobs are just jobs, coworkers aren't your friends or teammates, your friends also don't owe you anything nor have any moral or socital need or want to help you. You have to be purely independent on every single front and never need another human in your life. The moment you do it means you're weak and people will accuse you of being a manipulate, entitled narcissist who only cares about other people and the community so you can exploit people and groom kids.The world doesn't owe you anything, but you still owe the world so you better be nice and don't dare vent any negative emotions or ask questions.
>>744659762Literally could not disagree with you more. I haven't played a new triple-A game in years, and I'm constantly finding new indie games to play. >You hava a masterpiece every 20000 porn pixel shit depression my dad never loved me shit or friendslop.Even if this was true, that's still a good game every week. It seems like you are just a consoomer who doesn't know how to find games he likes unless there is a multibillion dollar marketing budget behind it.
>>744659285Obviously he wasn't doing his job if his job said not to serve customers water till they get in the air.What entitlement. You're just upset that you are being held accountable for your actions.
>>744659582>reminder
>>744660223I don't think you really understood the point of that post. Unions aren't around to protect jobs anymore. I told him the same fucking thing, that was a stupid thing to do.
>>744650492No layoff is illegal! Employer rights are human rights!
>>74465958290% of indie games are>Open world>Crafting>Pixel>roguelike>friendslop>early access
>>744650492>guys with actual hammer and sickle tattoos on their necksshouldn't have expected anything less from bethesda devs. lol these subhumans will never make a good game.
>>744660152Sounds like you play the most dogshit games everName them
>>744651526for me, it's japanese game devs (girls)
>>744650579This. Skyrim came out when I was in my teens. ES6 is STILL not out.
>>744660152>still a good game every weekNo it's a good game every six months. I don' see hollow knigths or dave the divers coming every week unless is derivative sloppa like the souls.
>>744650924And they give a little moan when they walk
>>744650579when it takes three decades to release one slop
>>744660583Guess who is working and who doesnt LMAO.
>>744659164that explains all the "hehe kill and torture those maga... nazis who like free speech with chainsaws" games i guess.
>>744660152This. The problem isn't finding games to play, it's finding the time to play everything.
>>744660761i don't think the guy has really worked a day ln his life. the nip lady is probably a hard worker.
>>744660612>>744660541This last week I've been playing The Mound when I friends are on, or Quasimorph by myself.Now you can shit on my taste all you want, but I bet you won't post what you've been playing, you fucking cowards.
>>744650492>illegal layoffshuh? surely it is not illegal for companies to lay people off
>>744660435Because it was anon the wrong thing to say anon and that's the joke. Anyone who's not a total asshole would see how insane of a firing that it and would still tell your friend they are a good person.
>>744650492are those real devs tho?
>>744661086This is my recent.
>>744660993That's Lin, the CEO of Manjuu (a chink dev)
>>744661186You have to understand that these people actually think that companies are required to give them cushy game dev jobs where they make failure after failure without consequence. They'll blame capitalism the consequences of bad game sales.
>>744661217>Star Trek OnlineThis is still alive?
>>744661205Well i am a plumber and i couldn't describe my job in 3 words. I fix tubes is reductive.
Meanwhile blacks get free healthcare in America
>>744661441Very. Niche playerbase and the last refugee of old star trek fandom that doesn't want to touch or see anything new. Average playerbase is 40+. They still release monthly story content.
>>744661186The thing to understand is that in Burgerstan healthcare is often tied to your employer, meaning that losing a job means losing healthcare, making it super serious business for people with health problems in a way that just doesnt exist in ex. Europe.
>>74466049790% of anything is shit, use steam curators or the library based reccommendations>but thats hard I just want to buy the newest, shiniest, most expensive game and have that mean its goodConsooomer.
>>744661496You clean pipes.
>>744657587The reason is not doing their job (making games).
>>744650492From the thumbnail, I thought squatting guy on the left had comically large hands for a second.
We all know what race is respndsible for all the layofff right?
>>744659164
>>744661496You plumb.
>>744661670Not really because nowdays cleaning pipes unless there is like... cement is something anyone could do. I usually install full pipework, sanitaries, boiler rooms even. Than there is the usual "my shitter doesn't flush".
>>744661496>I install pipesor>I install fixturesdone
>>744650971Best post I've seen in a long time.
>>744661774Hope he's got his license for that.
>>744661721>respndsible for all the layofffWhat race are you?
>>744650492>no devs no gamesgood, that's what i want
>>744650579
>>744661205>I write emails>I visit meetingswow those Jobs I thought are bullshit jobs aren't bullshit after all.
>>744661808Fine, you lay pipe.
>no devs no gamesthey haven't made new games WITH devs though
>>744650492God damn I love when devs lose their jobs bros because not only do they lose their jobs but trannies start seething too
>>744661831>I install fixturesLocal anon calls for a plumber to wire his house.
>>744662242>I shitpost onlinedamn I'm qualified. someone pay me an online janitor's salary right quick
>>744659241>since we don't live in an economically stagnant dying country like JapanJapan is terrible, please stay away but try to send money out of pity because smol japanese pipol cannot afford burger, god bless.
>>744662483I'm friends with dudes who were plumbers (red seal) that started their own electrical company so I could actually
>>744662483Unironically i do that too. If your house doesn't have the correct wiring tubes or guides (inside the walls) you need to call me because the electric man doesn't know how to install shit inside the walls.
>>744650492>In. Hell.Finished your sentence for ya.
>>744650492>illegal layoffsare they though?
>>744650492NO LAYOFFS ARE ILLEGAL!SUPPORT OPEN LAYOFFS NOW
>>744659164that's not who's making the games, the guy making the games is that guy who didn't attend the protest because, well, he's actually making on the games
>>744650492manufactured underdog narrative.
>>744662936Everything they don't like is illegal because they want to order you around at gunpoint like a chattel slave
>>744650492Ay, whoever let THEM cook... I wantchu to promote that boy to head chef! Power to the devs!
>>744662936>Lay Americans off>Hire cheap indiansYou won't do shit timmy.And you WILL buy our games.
It's 2026 stop saying cook
>>744663064These are absolutely the types writing for the games though.
>>744663261Correct, I won't do shit. Including buying your game, Schlomo.
>>744650971Hire this man. He'd make a good Halo game.
>>744650492Powerfvl
>>744659164Hard working party member yerning for the mines
>>744663537Yearning for the minors*
>>744650971You know what? You're alright
>>744650971>Battle Royale is actually coming."Ok, that's it.">Opens dark web.>Orders a car bomb.>Pays a visit to Bonnie's car during work hours.>Hide in my car nearby, eating McDonalds breakfast.>Bonnie comes out.>Get giddy and snicker to myself watching in anticipation.>Her car starts up.*VRRRM**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*>Bonnie comes out the car screaming, body blown up in half, crawling on the floor in agony and on fire with her skin slowly peeling off.*FWOOOOM*"AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH HELP MEE AHHHHHHHHHHH""SHE LIVES? I DON'T THINK SO.">Get out car.>Walk up to her.>She grasps onto my leg, begging for help.>I pull out the high quality gravity hammer replica made with actual metal and alloy."You're on your own Bonnie, King Troll out.">Starts wailing on her with the hammer.*WHAM**BAM**WHACK**CRACK*>Finally, I lift her head up with one hand, making her stand upright as best I can with her half mangled corpse and shove a grenade into her mouth, quickly pulling the pin, with her extremely close to death, I deal the finishing blow...>I drop her mid-air, and with a mighty swing of my gravity hammer I whack her head clean off, like a baseball her head goes flying into 343's HQ, crashing through a window into Joseph Statens office."AHHH HOLY SHIT">Joseph then sees the grenade in her beheaded mouth, with a piece of paper tied to it, which reads: "RIDDLE ME THIS, HOW MANY 343 EMPLOYEES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB. TRICK QUESTION, YOU NOW HAVE NONE!!!""OH FUCK EVERYONE GET OU-"*BOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*And just like that, the gasleak I caused in 343's HQ prior to this paid off, the grenade ignited the gas, killing everyone responsible for ruining the Halo series.>Lights cigar.>Puts on shades.>Walks away to McDonalds for seconds.
>>744650492... in an el salvador prison.
>>744650971Nintendo, hire this man
>>744658252They work(ed) for bethesda, so they're using deniable plausibility that it's the bethesda vault logo.
>>744650492>no devs>no gamesI am fine with this. I love games but if it means we never have to deal with another dogshit game I am totally cool with no game being made for the foreseeable future.
>>744656770You can tell by the lack of muscle mass that they're socialists.
>>744659762>You hava a masterpiece every 20000So there are multiple masterpieces every year you say
>>744650971Put me in the screencap
>>744650971I made this OG post with Voracoo. Lots of (You)s were had.
>>744664716it's funny seeing all these newfags go crazy over a half decade old postif you're talking about the ai voice vocaroo then you're a newfag too
>>744650971>this is playing in the backgroundhttps://youtu.be/aQHZCP0ew88
>>744664851People are not omnipresent on /v/, I've not seen this particular post.People just assume if you are on 4chan "x years ago" you just download every single post from that time till now straight to your core memories or something.
>>744665248what's your problem? i'm having fun and you're being a bitch for some reason
>>744650971>Not teabagging at least one of your gaylo victims0/10 not a true halo fan
>>744665435uh huh
>>744650971>"GO AHEAD SIR, TRY SPRINTING? DO IT OR I'LL BLOW YOU HEAD OFF!!!">>Bonnie's husband tries to sprint, but falls to the floor after a couple steps.>"See Bonnie...this is what Halo should have stayed as, no sprint, no problem, but you had to make Halo 4 like Cod....."
>>744650971lel
>>744650492actually looks like one of those pics of a commie gathering. they all look extremely dysgenic.
>>744658328>This is who is calling you a chud
>>744651067
>>744650492They did let them cook, they got cocky and lazy and they made bad games because they thought they didn't have to try anymore because Bethesda is too big to fail.
>>744657587>Why are American companies just allowed to lay-off hundreds of employees for no reason>for no reasonGet back to the picket line faggot
>>744667320>We make great games.Last one was skyrim and was at best decent and probably nobody in that crowd worked on it.
>>744650971yeah I’m thinking gem
>>744662610>but try to send money out of pity because smol japanese pipol cannot afford burgerYou do understand that Japan has been paying America's debt for years, and now they're pulling out right.Japan was quite literally gifting America money at almost 0% interest rate.
>>744657587>lay-off hundreds of employees for no reasonIt isn't for no reason, it's because the employees are doing a poor job.
>>744650492Let them eat cake.
>>744669173Shit would be more appropriate given it’s all they can make.
>>744660052>Loyalty to a corporationthe only companies that might be worth being loyal to are privately owned, since they'll on average actually look out for their employees more. Every other business is governed by their shareholders who have never done anything to improve the company, and whose only interest is making a return on their investment no matter what.
>>744660052>Jobs are just jobs, coworkers aren't your friends or teammatesYeah exactly. I don't give a shit i need my job to survive if i won the lottery i would never work a single day in my life. Keep treating your collegues as a friend and see what happens at the first search for a scapegoat.
>>744650492We already had no games, so what changes now that we have no devs?
Oblivion was the last decent bethesda developed game, and even it was worse than Morrowind.
It’s easy to be pro-corpo and anti-union when you’re a 30 years old faggot still leaching off his parents
>>744663261>hire indians>lose 1 trillion dollarsjeet self-own
>>744659582I've had this revelation more than once in the last month.I'm not going to say Frogun is some great work of art but it feels like a "game" made by a person with a passion and a reason.
maybe they should learn how to code
>>744670328It's actually really easy for me to be anti-union because they clearly took everyone's union dues and spent it on stick and poke tattoos lmao. I'd never collectively bargain with these retards.
>>744664851I made this OG post with Voracoo. Lots of (You)s were had.
>>744670328I don’t know if you’re a euro and things are somehow magically different over there, but unions in america are nothing but essentially a racketeering scheme that steals money from workers and hands it to the democrat party while periodically threatening union members that “they’ll know” if you don’t vote democrat in the upcoming election.
>>744650492>Make bad games>Get fired>Cry about it>No one cares
>>744661205>I analyze sales>I automate things>I record data Wow, real jobs.
>>744663084Some people think that those people are stupid, but it's quite the opposite. They view the law as a tool to get what they want, while retards view the law as something to bow down to.
>>744650971bizzased
>>744650971>MasterCheeks sends his regards
>>744667456When I ran background checks on the lists of fired wagies, almost every single one of them was hired after Fallout 4 came out. Two thirds of them worked on Fallout 76 and the more recent expansions of ESO. They're partially responsible for the live service cancer that keeps delaying the proper single player releases the old fans are waiting for.
>>744675391>worked(x) to doubtif they're responsible for fallout 76 it's no wonder these retards got let go. how do you fuck up a copy and paste project with preexisting assets?
>>744650492If you mean flipping burgers, sure.
>>744675747Some of them were in charge of the various UI elements that were not present in FO4, which is everything related to the cash shop, FOMO dailies and events. Somebody had to actually make, test and implement this stuff, so I'd call it work.
>>744650492Jannies destroyed my thread 200 reply+ thread that had basically the same topic and picture as this one because it was>off-topicJews have taken over /v/
>>744650492Unions are the reason trains and ports haven’t already been automated. They hold us all hostage to inefficient labor practices and raise prices for their ming the structural issues caused by capitalism on unions automate not for societal benefit, but when it maximizes profit. if automation hasn’t occurred in ports or rail, it is because, even for capitalists, the current labor arrangement remains moble or less risky. unions do not “block” progress; e unilateral imposition of technologies that enrich owners while discarding workers. the real hostage-takers are the profit motives that refuse to retrain, reemploy, or care for displace the problem is not unionization per se, but the fact that policeuntability, a deeper contradiction: not all unions serve working-class interests. police are not proletarians in the socialist sense; they are agents of state coercion.schools closed during the pandemic because governments, underfunded, profit-obsessed, and anti-public, refused to invest in safe infrastructure, staffing, or health measures. teachers’ unions demanded se big three automakers chose for decades to prioritize SUVs and short-term shareholder returns over EV development. the UAW fought to protect jobs in an industry being deliberately mismanaged by executives. tesla, meanwhile, avoided unionization through aggressive anti-labor tactics while benefiting from state subsidies and a non-unionized, often precarious workforce. innovation was never blocked by workers, it was delayed by capitalist short-termism.l declined due to decades of offshoring, deregulation, global overproduction, and corporate decisions to prioritize financial speculation ovPolice unions are why crook u.s. steeed cops can’t be prosecuted.Teachers unions are why bad teach industrial investment. unions did not shut down mills, capital did. in fact, unionized steelworkers in countries with strong public-industrial policy (e.g., germany) still operate modern, competitive plants.
>>744650971kek
>>744670328>ally with the brown commies, bro>it's le based and redpilledyou brown reddi-tors and your asinine politics.
>>744676875focus, commitment and sheer will...
>>744676785Good riddance to those fags
>>744650492Video games were never meant to be a multi-billion dollar business.Now it's just feeding parasitic shareholders and if your salary check depends on the whims of parasites, then you don't have a real job.
>>744650579Well, fippy my bippy
>>744650492How do we support more developer layoffs?
>>744650492>no devs no gamesyes, please
>>744680827AI time bby
>>744679827Do nothing.
>>744650492>illegal layoffsHow so, exactly?
>>744650492>No devs no games>90% of them were on the quality assurance teamDevs huh?
>>744659582>indie>pixel platformer that is a metaphor for depression/suicide/cancer/mental illness>pixel stardew valley cloneWe do get good indie games occasionally, but for each good indie there are tens of thousands of slop
The Skyrim devs outside of Todd are all goneThese devs are probably Fallout 4 to Starfield devs
>>744650850they are Jewish
>>744657470No, there's a video they posted with their names and if you check their credentials they're all non dev roles as fucking "Assistant QA" and so on.But larping as developers is common as fuck, they think the title gives them prestige or something. In reality, you'd be hard fetched to find someone in that crowd that wrote code.
>>744650492More like let them burn, this is literally how things work, if they don't like it they should start an indie studio with people they know from their last job
>>744650971HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>744650492they can cook as much as they want, but they shan't develop videogames
>>744660612>dave the diversJust because the game is pixelated doesn't mean it's indie
QA Dev here, shit talk me as you see fit I even encourage it, I legitimately do not see anyone in this protest as useful to any company.Hell, I'm barely useful but at least I do my fuckin job and dont bitch and whine unless its relevant to the shit I'm working on when I argue with the programmers that keep refusing to fix shit.>report bug>its a blocker, meaning we cannot ship with this currently fucking things up (or progression blocker, equally important but whatever)>give all the necessary details and even go the extra effort to supply prepped saves to just instantly load into it for them to debug>gets marked as wont fix>ask why>no reply>go to their superior>bug now changed from wont fix to high priorityOr theres the more subjective ones>some core mechanic or aspect of the game consistently negatively impacts the quality or enjoyment (excluding performance, more on that later)>this will absolutely get the game lower scores and people bitching>bring it up in meetings, and tickets, this is not a write and forget deal>we still have room and time to try this too which is rare on its own>pitch several ways to improve it without just gutting it from the game, which creates more issues in turn>nobody listens anyway>release happens>exactly as called out happens and it tanks for this shit alone>patch later on to fix the issue we shouldnt have had to begin withAnd my favorite>nobody knows shit about performance optimization or components of pcs>they barely understand the consoles theyre working on>low level is not even needed its mid/high level understanding of the shit youre building for unless its ARM64 as we're soon dealing with>tried to explain that you in fact should not be expecting a nintendo switch to multithread this insanely heavy task>even provide them some simple documentation as to how it should be integrated, shit straight from nintendo to boot>they ignore it all and ship running at <30fpsYou have no idea how bad things really are
>>744682450They litterally did it independentely from nexon, small team, first game.
>>744682578Do you ever test games with microtransactions or some form of payments? In MMOs and GaaS slop it always amazed me how the smallest bugs in the cash shops were fixed day 1 while outstanding gameplay bugs are left in for months or even years.
>>744682871Yes and i want to destroy all of it. I am glad i never worked on a gacha because I have a gambling addiction and would be reaming their assholes if they tried to make me work on one.
>>744667580lol lmao.
>>744650971>Steve Downes walks in and says "combat evolved">Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin starts playing
>>744682871To be fair in those kinds of games they don't prioritise shit unless it directly impacts money, QA can write their tickets all they like but unless a programmer is being assigned to that ticket, it's not getting fixed.Games as a Service (this also includes MMOs, they are GaaSslop) are made to extract as much money as possible. Gold exploits and shop glitches are going to be prioritised because they impact money the players will spend.
>>744661768if karl marx was alive today, he's just tell everyone he was wrong and communism was bullshit that was the result of 19th century Eurocentrism and Whig history thinking
>>744670328It's even easier when the union people are a bunch of political spergs who are shit at their job and would everything if given any power.
>>744683968>karl marx is this smart and reasonable guy who just got wrongHis communist manifesto has an entire part about how other men will fuck your wife in communism and how they are great for that, because at least they are being honest about being cucks. You retard.
>>744650971>See Bonnie...this is what Halo should have stayed as, no sprint,lmao
>>744684367later communists like stalin/lenin did ignore and reinvent parts of communism when they saw barely any of marx's predictions were accurate, and they brought in more nationalism and asymmetric warfare tactics, chinese communists brought in hybrid-capitalism as wellmarx died in the 1880s so he never saw his theories didn't actually explain history
>>744682578>QA Dev here, shit talk me as you see fit I even encourage itif you're really a QA dev there's no point in shit talking you as nothing we can say will be more demoralizing than your jobstay strong brother
People's jobs are at steak!
>>744684993they better cook those steaks
>>744650492Amazing how this faggots have to infest everything with their faggot political larping, legit concerns like dead online games have become meta games in of themselves for neckbeard commie subhumans to get out and hold up signs and roleplay fighting orange man oppressors
>>744650971I'm gunna tell me grandkids this is what Gamergate was like.
>>744650579fippy fucking bippy, the audacity of them to protest "NO GAMES" like their main fucking problem wasn't them not making enough games people actually wanted.
>>744657587Ford tried to warn us man, I tell you
>>744681005>Bethesda>Quality assurance???
>>744650492The protest signs look like a parody.
>>744650971KILLTACULAR
>>744650971based deranged autist
>>744650492Maybe it'll get highjacked like Occupy Wallstreet, and become a major annoyance 20 years down the road.
>>744659582>enjoy your flavor of the week incremental/friendslop/horror. Wow, we are truly blessed
>>744650971>Gained the lead
>>744650971gigabased
>>744687343cursed get
>>744659582name a GOOD indie game that isnt >friendslop>gimmickslop>le retro pixel/boomershooter/ps1 slop
>>744684971There absolutely is more demoralizing shit, ive seen it on the clock.
>>744650971They fall in line, one at a timeReady to play(I can't see them anyway)No time to lose, we've got to moveSteady your hand(I am losing sight again)Fire your guns, it's time to runBlow me away(I will stay in the mess I made)After the fall, we'll shake it offShow me the wayOnly the strongest will surviveLead me to heaven when we dieI am the shadow on the wallI'll be the one to save us allThere's nothing left so save your breathLying in wait(Caught inside this tidal wave)Your cover's blown, nowhere to goHolding your fate(Loaded I will walk alone)Fire your guns, it's time to runBlow me away(I will stay in the mess I made)After the fall, we'll shake it offShow me the wayOnly the strongest will surviveLead me to heaven when we dieI am the shadow on the wallI'll be the one to save us all
>illegal layoffsI don't get it. Do they think they're entitled to keep a job forever no matter what?
>>744689098>leftist are entitled babiesgo figure
>>744682253>this is literally how things workI wish this was the case but it hasn't been so for a decade
>>744650850One guy has a hammer and sickle tattooed on his neck. You would think corporate HR would have a problem with that.
>>744689130I understand that part of it, sure, but I wonder what specifically made them think they'd keep this particular job forever. Surely they've all worked at and been fired from other jobs before.
>>744689098The idea is that you cannot be fired en masse without just cause.
>>744689098>Do they think they're entitled to keep a job forever no matter what?that's how it works in the commune
>>744689390I dont think you really grasp how delusional and entitled these people actually are. They "deserve" a six figure fake job where they do nothing all day in a bloated company and anything less is a human rights violation.
>>744660497>friendslopyou're really determined to make this bullshit "term" a thing, aren't you? Also, fuck anyone using "slop" as generic catch-all term, shit's annoying as fuck
>>744660052Maybe the government shouldn't have imported a load of 3rd world immigrants to dilute your local community and make you a stranger in your own country?
>>744689098No, they think that if they can convince a guy with a gun and an army at this back to tell you to do something that you will do it. They must be idiots.I hate how retards like you watch people use the mechanics of real life to get what they want and look down on them. They are playing the game correctly, while you're a loser.
>>744650971Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that studio?
>>744660052>The world doesn't owe you anythingThis is the most self-destructive quip anyone can ever say. It destroys societies.
>>744660052>Americans have no sense of loyalty or family anymore. Jobs are just jobs, coworkers aren't your friends or teammates, your friends also don't owe you anything nor haNigger employers give fuck all for raises and replace people with foreigners, illegals, or outsource overseas. My raises don't fucking catch up with inflation so I get poorer every year so yeah I'm not going to be loyal to those who aren't loyal to me
>>744689810Maybe your government shouldn't have destabilized those countries and forced them to seek refuge elsewhere?
>>744663261Buying another XHD to pirate games and actually own them - SAAAAAAAR
>>744650971>"See Bonnie...this is what Halo should have stayed as, no sprint, no problem, but you had to make Halo 4 like Cod....."
>>744690005Good countries don't get "destabilised" though, why haven't they worked to make their country first world in the thousands of years it has existed?
>>744690005>forced them to seek refuge elsewhereThey're not "forced" to do anything, and others don't have to allow them in their countries. Like at all. There's nothing that says anyone has to do that. No natural-law written that says it. Don't think the G-man in the sky(if he's a thing) said that anyone had to do that either. Unless I missed some point in-time where he came down to tell everyone they had to.
>>744690219Hey hey woah bigot... Taking 60,000 to turn a spear into a spear is hard work.
>>744657587I got hired at Fujifilm to do cyber security aka nothing after making friends with a couple of engineers, weirdest 3 years of my life. I still don't speak Japanese and still Don't care.
>>744690306I just don't get it: these retards don't believe in cosmic forces like God but do believe in the concept of karmic debt, so they basically demand people with no hand in anything to pay reparations for shit that happened way outside anyone's control.
>>744690005I'm scared of school shooting in America. Why won't any other country let me in illegally?
>>744689390There's no reason for mass firings to happen. If you're only planning to hire for the short term that's what contractors are for
>>744660052>Americans have no sense of loyalty or family anymoreWell America has been invaded by browns, is controlled by kikes, and greedy boomers sold everything to the two former groupsGee I wonder why everything sucks now
>>744690219There was no such thing as first world before the cold war
>>744687343>343
>>744690219Because every time they try one of your governments comes in and shits it up.
>>744691593They hired lots during good times (covid and shit). Now we're in bad times (not covid and shit) and lots of dead weight. It's all just businesses chasing fast money and making a series of poor decisions that left them unable to adapt to changing times. And that's not even getting into the twisted motives that drove said poor decision-making.
>>744691695There was barbarism (browns) and civilized (Whites and Japs)
>>744650971fucking based
>>744650492People let them and they gave shit instead.
>>744689390>microsoft is a trillion dollar company>obviously this means i should be able to keep my job forever despite my division failing to meet profits for more than a decade
>>744691962Barbarian was originally used to describe white foreigners
>>744684367>has an entire part about how other men will fuck your wife in communismPretty sure that was Engels talking about how women will be collectively owned goods or something.
>>744690005In the minds of third worldist retards, 30 years of western ownership over the Middle East following WW1 had a greater and more consequential impact on the region deserving of karmic retribution in the form of refugees than Turks and Persians fighting over Iraq for 400 years did.
>>744692359>commies want women to be collectively shared propertyBased but I don't want that. If a woman is property, I want me to exclusively own it.
>>744691902Failistinian rapefugees (terrorists), Baathists, and Shiite zealotry have destabilized the Middle East way more than any western country did.
>>744688615Roboquest
>>744657587Americans are disposable
>>744650971more Duke Nukem than Halo tbqh
>>744692430>Right wingers using "third worldist" as an insult>When they are the ones who want kleptocratic governments run by a corrupt oligarchy where the rule of law doesn't existkwab
>>744692861>American really goes "hmm why did these ideologies come to exist, must have been the wind"
>>744676302Unions played a significant role in the deindustrialization of the west as well.
>>744693117Unions didn't ask for NAFTA
>>744689230>You would think corporate HR would have a problem with that.I guarantee corporate HR also looks exactly like OP's pic.
>>744650492>Let. Them. Cook. Burgers
>>744693103>Failistine rapefugee terroristsCreated out of resentment to forcefully bring other Arab countries into their autistic fight with Israel>BaathismCreated after Arabs were butthurt that their monarchies got buck broken by a tiny ass Jewish country with no foreign military support so they overthrew them >Shiite zealotryExisted ever since Ali got buck broken by the Umayyads in the 7th century (2 more weeks until the hidden imam arrives sisters)
>>744693064If thirdies are right wing then why do you support them? You should celebrate their enlightenment by more civilized liberal societies.
>>744693064real wordy sentence you got there
>>744693897Also I almost forgot about Qutbism, originating when an Egyptian chudcel decided the umma had fallen and billions must die after visiting the US and seeing sexy bitches in miniskirts. He bears a great deal of responsibility for why modern Sunnism developed a Shiite-esque radical streak and his ideology led directly to Al Qaeda and 9/11.
How could this have happened?I did LITERALLY NOTHING
>>744693064That's right, sister! Abolish the police! CHAZ for lyfe!
>>744670328I'm pro-union, for actual labor, not for ideological system functionaries.
>>744693897>it was the JewsWell if you insist
>>744650971Based
>>744670328at some point, you will have to face up the fact that your job is not determined by your boss, nor you.It is determined by customer satisfaction.>If you are not x, then you must be y.Your own war is fake, and there is nothing preventing anyone from voluntarily collectively bargaining. Nothing is stopping you and your group from starting your own worker-run business other than customer satisfaction.But we both know that's not what this is about. This is instead about you not even having a job in the first place, likely because you are a refugee from r/antiwork.
>>744650492This is dumb, their enemy is the shareholders.They need to do things that make stock go down.
>>744694371you guys really live up to the retarded hick stereotypes huh
I may hate modern videogames but I'll never simp for corporations. I will never side with a company. Unions aren't perfect but they're a hell of a lot better than whatever bullshit is going on now
>>744698824Commie unions are just a scam with some dude getting all the power.The ideal union is a gamergate.No leader, no control, just directed rage
>>744658616What about all the studios getting hit with massive lay-offs immediately after releasing successful games?
>>744688615Boat crew
>>744650492commies aren't people. Please kill them all.
>>744659074i hired one of my friends to be a stealth-hatchet woman by getting shit employees to sexually harass her. brutal woman, i love her.
>>744650492Fuck them all, i dont give a fuck about any of them. Idk the past 3 years i can't stand any Anti-White prick at all, im full of it.
>>744699626A game can make a profit and still not bring in enough money to make up for all the losses incurred by other devs.
>Talented white Bethesda devs are still at the company>Commies and women get fired What's the problem here?
>>744700065Bethesda's got talent?
>>744700424yeah
>>744650492I will. They can cook all they want, and then some. Welcome home.
>>744650492>>744658328>>744659164>>744667320total game dev death
>>744688615I've decided to ignore your no pixel art rule because it's retarded and I'd rather be able to recommend a game as good as Blasphemous than slightly reduce the chance of some random faggot calling it slop. Anyway:>Blasphemous>Crosscode>Darkwood>DRG Survivor>Dredge>Ender Lilies>The Entropy Centre>FTL>Hollow Knight>In Sound Mind>Nine Sols>Noita>Outer Wilds>Project Wingman>Slay the Princess>Terraria>Tunic>West of Loathing
>>744688615i have a big fat objection to>le retro pixel/boomershooter/ps1 slopas it's the same kind of braindead superficiality that is rightfully derided when applied to fans of big and shallow AggrAvAting releasesin fact for every broad aesthetic there are always gonna be two diametrically opposed camps, one complaining that the new thing is shit because it can't match sprites from SNK's golden age, the other complaining about how style the new thing is clearly aping came about due to very specific quirks and technical constraints that were not respectedi don't fucking fucking know how some people expect small games to look loke when everything pixels is low effort trash, and everything 2d is muh flash, and everything 3d is fake ps1 nostalgiaslopi find it way more helpful to be extermely prejudiced after reading tags and text blurbs, rather than just artstyle
Cook up a job application
>>744704626Based taste and recommendations
>>744657587gotta hire immigrants that will do any and everything (even if shittier) by earning way less
>>744650971is this a pasta from /hg/?
>>744650492kek look at them/pol/ was right again
>>744650492How are people okay with coming out as a communist when you are dependant on being employed by right wingers?
>>744650492>be pro immigrants>indian immigrants replace you>REEEE ILLEGAL LAY-OFFS!!!!!111lll
>>744706717because they have arrested development and want to be eternal children
>>744705872I have to see commies every week when I go to college and I have never seen an attractive one and half of them are trannies
>>744650492>Redditor men >Fat lesbian women who hate men >Soi boys >"My wife's boyfriend" >Some furries most likely >A few trannies Yeah; looks about what I expected. I'm not even surprised.
>>744706849>>744706717kekreminds me of the delusional dream job trend during COVID if a leftist revolution ever happened
>>744650492Why haven't they formed their own studios?They can choose not to lay off anyone and release whatever games they want.
>>744651526>>744658252It's surprising how many left and right groups use black and red.
>>744707539I remember half of the responses said they'd teach and the other half would lead yoga classes.
>>744650971KEYED
>>744661496>I plumb
>>744650492>laid off employees are all comie faggots>new hires are all pajeets from banaglore or wharever fucking shithole they crawled fromHopefully the poos aren too fucking incompetent and they get laid off as well. That will probably end with the commie faggots getting rehired, but hopefully it end up absolutely nightmarish situation for all sides involved.
>>744672919The middle one needs work, but yeah the other two CAN be useful jobs
>>744708314its the colors of totalitarianism I guess
>>744650579Kek
>>744650971Put me in the screencap please reddit.
>>744661768This is so retarded it seems fake but knowing how retarded and gay the average game dev is post-2010 it's probably real.
>>744650492They should be glad to give up their jobs for the poor oppressed jeets that will inevitably replace them.
So what do they do when they protest and nothing happens and they're still fired
>>744650579cosmic btfo
>>744707539>but i though i would finally get to the coal mine?>WRITE THE FUCKING POEMthat poster is a black woman, can't expect much, but that's still exceedingly funny
>>744707539>hello i like plumbing toilets>hello i like working at wastewater sewage plants
>>744650492Yeah, at Mcdonalds
I don't want any of them touching my food, t b h
You are completely correct that I do unironically want the Chinese to be the dominant super power and for them to make the video games.
>>744650492Hey, they're doing the Trump Fist.
>>744660594Like 13 years from the tes vi teaser, still just now are starting development on the damn game because they didn't do shit until shartfield released.
>>744650492So how did a typical work day looked like for these people since the last game release? They just fuckin sat around brainstorming in a conference room stuffing their sperm reeking mouths with coffee and snacks?
>>744650971This but it's literally me
I've had a pretty good laugh at the leftist ideologues seething about this, talking about how gamers deserve to have their industry ruined or dumb shit like "Gamergate is never going away, bros..."I suppose I should have guessed that they'd be furious that their "comrades" are being kicked out
>>744712123Oh good who likes to manifacture the incredible delicate and impossibile to build machineries for optometrist? You with the women studies degree?
>>744650579Mmmmm. Ok.
>>744717309-I need an optometry machine-hey I like to make optometry machines, take this-thxIt's just that simple
>>744717552Of course it is.
>>744717585You just open the inventory, click on optometry machine and click craft. If you don't have the materials then punch some rocks until you have all the copper, iron and glass that you need. It's not complicated.
>>744657587>for no reason
>>744689912>I hate how retards like you watch people use the mechanics of real life to get what they wanthow's that working out for them beyond the cost of printing all those t-shirts >They are playing the game correctly, while you're a loser.but I still have my job
>>744719062bodied that freak
>>744689912>They are playing the game correctlyLol no they are waiting for a GM to fix their shit. Non-jobs don't deserve pay, simple as.
