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>nobody cared about an Assassin's creed set in Japan
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>>744662262
trans?
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>>744662262
>It's time to release our break in case of emergency game
>But you can only play as a female or a negro
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>>744662262
Damn pikachu brat...
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>>744662262
Nobody cared about an AC in japan with a nigger as the MC.
They could fuck around with the idea that an assasin fucked up some templair shit and end up washed ashore in ancient japan, and introduced the creed to the natives, who turned it into the way of shinobi. Fuck, the assassin - master ninja could have been a sand nigger or an actual nigger.
There, now we have an AC game with actual ninjas.
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>>744662262
it really is baffling how they lost the plot so damn hard
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>>744662840
There are a lot of portugese running around in medieval japan but no it must be about nigger.
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The absolute hubris of pushing your batty political agenda (built from lies and deceit no-less) in your big 'hail mary' game to save the company.
God, what morons.
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>>744663314
I see the portugese of that era more as templar than assassins.
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They should've went full parody satire and just do a Martin Lawrence Black Knight tier hood nigga goes back in time to Achient Japan to become a samurai kind of story.
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>>744662262
literally only Ubisoft could flop a game set in Japan :D
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>>744663459
And you could say "well fuck politics, at least the game is fun", but no. The game is a bugged pile of steaming shit.
And the devs response is "it is what it is". At least the guys from crimson desert come up each month with a patch to fix fuck ups little by little, even adding some QOL stuff (that should have been already there from the start). They can call them chinkslop, but at least they're trying to deliver a better game.
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>>744664093
>an AC game set in japan
Fix'd.
They made a game with pirates + assassins and it was fucking awesome. Making one about assassins + ninjas should have been the greatest AC game ever made, but alas, here we are...
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>>744662262
Game would sell 20 times better if protagonist is a cool Japanese dude
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>>744664335
>an AC game
already lost me, pass
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>>744662262
>GOT beats them to the punch
>Only hope is having big cities which GOT didn't have
It was already embarrassingly redundant and they couldn't even deliver on the cities. They could never match GOT's combat and their story was even worse. They obviously realized it was a make or break game only after they'd decided on a controversial protagonist situation (black samurai, female ninja)
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>>744662262
Ghost of Tsushima came out in the meantime and no one cared afterwards, the negro protagonist didn't help either
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It was like a fucking decade too late.
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>>744662262
>nobody cared about an Assassin's creed

As it should be. Those games haven't been worth paying attention to for longer than a decade
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>>744662623
>at least we can do cool ninja shit right?
>about that.
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The most impressive part is that nobody stopped them from making the negro the protagonist. Actually kind of insane. I understand the thousands of grunts but ONE of the big wigs shoul've said what the fuck are you doing you retards
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>>744662262
Actually amazing because
>Thing
>Thing (japan)
Its literally the most foolproof way to sell even the most dogshit product to zoomers because they are the most retarded generation that has ever existed and worship japan
At least now we know how much you garbage you can make before the "thing japan" stops working
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>>744666932
the negro was added by the team and the wigs to fill their feti- their quota.
the artbook shows that they had a better idea by using a monk as the mc
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>>744663929
>They should've went full parody satire and just do a Martin Lawrence Black Knight tier hood nigga goes back in time to Achient Japan to become a samurai kind of story.
they had a chance to create the next Demond but black. how did they fumble this bad?
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>>744667572
>omg zoomers are so retarded they buy everything japan no matter what
>btw they didn't buy this japan thing
ok?
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>>744667572
It's almost as if this proves that "Thing, Japan" is not enough and it actually has to be good you braindead poltroon
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>>744669195
Weeb cope
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>>744663929
but they did? yasuke speaks like a modern thug, is gay like a modern thug and his theme in the climatic battle has rap lyrics.
the only thing missing is the time travel shit but they could easily handwave it as some artifact shit sending him there
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post the webm where they thought a nigger breaking poor Japanese villager property was a good idea
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>>744667572
better than worshipping israelis pedos like you uncs
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>>744662262
I need at least ten Tottotonero doujins featuring her. He moved on too quickly



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