I just pissed my fucking pants while playing tf2
>>744671508Somehow still playing TF2 is more embarrassing
>>744671508well the titans... they fall i would piss my pants too
>>744671508Jarate!
>>744671508What was happening at the time of wetting?
>>744672108Well, I assume he was pissing his pants at the time.
>>744671508A good start, but to weak to be worth bragging about. Come brag when you sit at the table of kings.
>>744671508Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
>>744671508At least you topscored, Anon... You DID topscore, right?
>>744671508GO TO THE BATHROOM NOWI CAN SMELL YOU
i was on the bathroom a while back and sitting down to peewithout noticing I guess my junk had positioned itself right between the seat and the rim of the porcelain because as I started peeing I felt an odd warmth run down my legsI looked up from my phone and realized my feet were in a pool of my own piss
>>744671508who's your main classthis is important
>>744672910>sitting down to pee
>>744672910Once I was pissing after I came, but it went at a direct downward angle and got on my shoe.
>>744673321Ayo, dis nigga pisses in a 90 degree angle
>>744673321Dangerous game. You could pull a cock muscle and then it will hurt to be erect for 3 days.
>>744673739what if im a mashonist?
>>744674330Then you should have some aspirin and an ice pack ready. And a dictionary so you can spell better.
>>744674442my brain is groggy from sleeping with dreams of sapping sentries
>>744673739But you're supposed to piss after you cum...
Indian thread
>>744671508I once went to a public bathroom and i left with a itch in the tip of my dick. For about 3 weeks i would piss myself at night and my penis had a weird phimosis too.Now my penis is normal but that was weird
>>744675689Some day you will find a better outlet for your misguided hatred
>>744671508>t.
beastmode
>>744676769Surely you could feel the wetness and warmth even if you couldn't feel the peeing itself.
>>744676382forced meme
