>check out game on steam>scroll down to look at reviews>top review---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good DecentJust fuck off
Alright, but you gotta get over it
>>744671517its always a redditor/tranny
>He was an indie game developer!>His game looked like shit.
[Gameplay]OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS <—EPIC SAUCE GoodMidPoop!!!
---{ Graphics }---You forget what reality isBeautifulGoodDecentBadDon‘t look too long at itMS-DOS---{ Gameplay }---Very goodGoodIt's just gameplayMehhWatch paint dry insteadJust don't---{ Audio }---EargasmVery goodGoodNot too badBadI'm now deaf---{ Audience }---KidsTeensAdultsGrandma---{ PC Requirements }---Check if you can run paintPotatoDecentFastRich boiAsk NASA if they have a spare computer---{ Game Size }---Floppy DiskOld FashionedWorkableBigWill eat 15% of your 1TB hard driveYou will want an entire hard drive to hold itYou will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data---{ Difficulty }---Just press 'W'EasyEasy to learn / Hard to masterSignificant brain usageDifficultDark Souls---{ Grind }---Nothing to grindOnly if u care about leaderboards/ranksIsn't necessary to progressAverage grind levelToo much grindYou'll need a second life for grinding---{ Story }---No StorySome loreAverageGoodLovelyIt'll replace your life---{ Game Time }---Long enough for a cup of coffeeShortAverageLongTo infinity and beyond---{ Price }---It's free!Worth the priceIf it's on saleIf u have some spare money leftNot recommendedYou could also just burn your money
>check out reviews>the top one is a long essay listing out all the issue with it from the perspective of someone who actually played through the majority of whay the game has to offer and came out dissapointed>it's actually informative and it confirms the worries I had of the game when I played the demoBased reviewer
>>744672212
>>744671517>look at steam reviews >not recommended >doesn't talk about the game itself just bitches about how it doesn't run in 60fps on their toaster
>itemized review
>negative review>a dozen obvious things that the game can be criticized for>"game is garbage lol"
Good review"It's fun"Bad review" First off, I'm going to open with a Richard Dawkins quote: I am gay and I..."
>>744671517>giving a fuck about reviews from Steam or gayming journalists or e-celeeb fagsi am not an npc
Negative reviews are only reviews worth reading
>>744671517>Port of an old game releases>"OMG LITERALLY MY CHILDHOOD 100/10 STARS!!!!">Said port is so broken it literally doesn't work and is the worst version of said game
