Today is Bowser Day, /v/!Please remember to visit your local Koopa army recruiter to enroll for your mandatory month of service.
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Bowser is a good dad
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>>744672010I want to slurp on his spikey, thick, mushroom head
Faggot character.Faggots.
>>744674827yes
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>>744675434Bowser with a beard is profoundly ugly, I've got no clue why people draw him like that.
>>744675434>bowser with body haircursed
>>744672010How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe?
>>744672392he stole my heterosexuality
When I was a kid playing Bowser's Inside Story, I used to think the thing in between his legs during Giant Bowser sections was his dick, and I mentally got off to it
Would you actually fug Bowser if he was real?
>>744676378that’s bowser’s brothers
Do you ever feel at least somewhat embarrassed to be attracted to such masculine character?
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>>744675701>Bowser with a beard is profoundly uglyYeah, I'm not a fan of Bowser/Peach art either.
>>744676476>acts evil but is actually a good guy>good dad>musclegutAbsolutely.
>>744676476no he would be fugging me
>>744676593the one that gets his bussy pounded by Mario constantly?
>>744675701Real men are kinda ugly as fuck and so a beard or a moustache probably doesn't make it any worse, especially if you haven't got a gigachad jaw.But it's so fucking cursed on anthros, and I really wish that part of gay culture would stop leaking over into furry stuff.
>>744676705Bowser/Mario is a fucking terrible ship, they canonically hate eachother.Bowser/Luigi, Bowser/Dedede, and MAYBE Bowser/Kamek are the only good gay Bowser ships.
>>744676672that is one round bowser
>>744676950imagine sleeping on his soft tummy while smooching his big fat moobshaha
>>744676672>forked tonguehuh?
>>744676925>Bowser/Mario is a fucking terrible ship, they canonically hate eachother.something something hatesex
>>744677308Hatesex is only hot if there's sexual tension underpinning the hate. There's no potential sexual tension between Mario and Bowser, they just wanna beat the shit out of eachother.Also, Mario's way too straight.
>>744677032imagine him eating you whole
>>744676925bro this is fucking mario they have like 2 lines for eachother across 100 remade new games
>>744672010so long gay bowser
>>744672392>he came back to ick his steam controllerbased...
>>744672392Stealth?
>>744677836>he didn't coomwhat's the point
>>744677705Do you think after the events of BIS Bowser stations troopas as an "internal guard"?
>>744677032>>744677705>this is your average bowser fan
>>744672010>These pictures Was Mario right about Bowser being gay?
>>744678227Yeah.
>>744677887Kiss the Bowser and his fat belly.
>>744678431>Bower is more tight and muscular while Dedede is soft and fatterThis is canon
>>744679926>needing him to cum to enjoy itYes.
>>744678112more like gooner guard
>all those Bowser x Femboy Kamek pics
uh oh j**ny woke up
>>744681036Kamek's too old to be a femboy. He's more like an old 70s-era drag queen.
>>744681079Stop spamming shit unrelated to Bowser in a Bowser thread and you won't have to worry.
>>744680694>that red koopa:(
>>74468123>He's more like an old 70s-era drag queenNo one’s drawing him like that, so yes he’s a femboy. Even in-game he sounds fruity as hell
>>744681307the deleted post was related to Bowser thougheverbeit
>>744681330All the troopas love Bowser, they don't like seeing him hurt.
>>744681430>No one’s drawing him like thatNot often, but it's a treat when it happens. It's also his characterization in the only half-decent gay BowserXReader fic on Ao3.
So is he really a good dad?
>>744683164In the games? For sure. Movie's not canon.
>autosagedbowser day is cancelled
>autosaged
