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>>744673485Well things have been tough since my mother died from ligma and my 40 year old wife's daughter got polyitsover syndrome but I got a job interview tomorrow as a ram drone at the local data factory, so, so it might be alright? right?EDIT thanks for the likes it means a lot to me ;v;
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>>744673865what causes this?
>Killing enemy soldiers who are actively trying to kill you is... LE BAD! Here, you are now a tampon demonKill Hideo Kojima.
*manages to avoid drowning*
>>744673995Yes, chud. Killing in self-defense is inexcusable.
>>744673485Literally me after taking one too many gas station kratom pills during the night shift at work.
>>744673995You were supposed to simply Fulton air extract any and all threats.
*soulful saxophone solo*
>>744674009>Basically cave dive swimming except with a mental woman holding on to your neck.I guess the soliton radar working underwater probably has to help but it must be fucking disorienting, especially as he's not wearing goggles. I'd fucking drown.
>>744673995I too was upset about this when i was 12 years oldYou'll get over it and understand the genius of La Creatividad someday (unless you are brown)
I am always early with my status report.
>>744673995If you are a super skilled literally better than any other person on the planet except for maybe like 6 other guys and normal people stand absolutely no chance of ever getting the best of you, then it becomes morally bad to go all out on them. It is the exact same concept as to why Superman generally doesn't kill despite everybody he goes against absolutely trying to kill him first.
>>744673995When you outclass someone so severely that they're barely a threat it hardly counts as self defense anymore. Like, imagine some Superman tier nigga killing a guy that pulled a 9mm on him. That's not self defense, that 9mm wasn't' going to do shit.
Hideo Kojima is the Clay Puppington of game developers. Meaning he has a wife and kids but if you're exposed to his extended line of work for any real length of time you'll quickly realize that he's very obviously a deeply closeted homosexual.
>>744674185I still hear that line whenever some bullshit bullet spray happens to me or someone else.
>>744674224>>744674313>>744674318Cope
>>744674102>Self defenseYou're the one sneaking in the private property their are tasked to protect
>>744674185>Ocelot just turned it back on
>>744674429Worthless retard.
>>744674224>He was 12 in 2015Grim.
>>744674464>Ad Hominem I won the argument.
>>744673485You're...a man!?
>>744674567You won the most worthless anon alive award.
>>744673995"If you kill your enemies then they win" Sun Tzu, The Art of War
>>744674332He's an old Japanese boomer. He could be gay, but a lot of them just find that shit funny and absurd
>>744674876Cope
When I play, guards who fall asleep are usually thrown off the ship, or into the sediment pool, or over a bridge.
>>744675290Yeah I always dispose of the bodies. Putting them in lockers is also good.
I posted a thread about how Hideo and Kojima are two different people and nobody cared and someone called me a jeet
>See this arsenal of weaponry in this game about being a mercenary?>Good, now DON'T USE ANY OF IT.???
what was that noise
>>744675485You live in a post-Hiroshima and Nagasaki universe. The Japanese martial spirit has been completely, thoroughly, exhaustively, beaten out of them.
>>744673995This is why tlou2 is the best modern stealth game.you can sneak through most ellie encounters
BIG
You can shoot the exclamation mark over their head once spotted to momentarily stun the enemy!
>>744677708You can shoot their radios and they won't be able to call for backup.
>>744673865what's ligma?
>>744673995nonlethal is simply an added challenge because you have to worry about guards waking up and your options for dealing with scenarios are more limited.At least in MGS1-4. in MGS5 the balance is thrown completely out the window because KOing and fultoning every enemy is objectively the strongest tactic. Not only do you build up MB this way but fultoning removes the enemy from the game world so you don't even need to worry about the guard waking up or their body being discovered. Terrible mechanic IMO that invalidates a ton of MGS gameplay mechanics
>>744677959A-matter growths on the lymph nodes of the body.
>>744678271zoomers haven't played a single MGS game outside of Nu-MGS 5 so they don't know anything about the series
o, my creative dad
>>744673995I dont remember the game scolding you for killing soldiersIt does scold you for killing too many seagulls, just like MGS1 scolds you for killing rats and ravens
>NOOOOOOOO, TOYS FOR TOTS IS.... LE EBIL!!!Disingenuous freak cocksucker.
>>744679759see >>744678454
>>744679839Yeah i only realized after i made that post it wasnt even referencing MGS2
>>744679759This would be a million times harder to sneak through. look at all those different sight cones. These future marines have the attention span of a gnat. We're doomed, Snake, we'll never get photos of the metal gear BUS now.
>>744679839Not a zoomer. They pulled this gay shit in MGS3 as Peacewalker as well. Suck my dick.
>>744678271you still have to fulton people out of earshot or everyone goes on alert in the same way they'd go on alert if you left him there and they found that guy unconscious
>>744679938Hmm, what is we distract them with those Elsa dolls?
>>744676785Kojima has always been a hack
>>744680225Elsa is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' animated fantasy film Frozen, and later media of the Frozen franchise, including its sequel Frozen 2. She is voiced mainly by Idina Menzel, with Eva Bella as a young child and Spencer Ganus as a teenager in Frozen. In Frozen II, young Elsa is voiced by Mattea Conforti and Eva Bella. Snake, if you want to use those dolls, make sure you don't freeze up like a siberian winter.
>>744680484Colonel! That Metal Gear, it's piloted by... Elsa!
>>744682167>Let it go, Brother! Let it go!
>>744677668SNEK
>>744679759Why are the children all widdle
>>744673485why was MGS3 so reinforcement heavy? They call them at the drop of a hat it's actually kind of comedic, MGS1 and 2 weren't this bad about it
>>744685734It's an infinitely larger and complexer game. In MGS1-2 there are maximum 3 guards per small screens. In 3 they patrol huge complex areas, if they wouldn't call for reinforcements it wouldn't be a challenge.
>>744685734not sure wym, both 1 and 2 will call them, the riot shield shotgun guys in 2 are tough
>>744674453Actually, most MGS guards are literal terrorists who seized their base of operations and murdered their legitimate inhabitants. Shadow Moses, the tanker, the Big Shell. Even the soldiers in MGS3 are a rogue GRU faction who are actively plotting to do a military coup on the legitimate Soviet government. The only instance in MGS where killing the guards would be unjustified in a legal sense would be Ground Zeroes, since those are straight up just US Marines. But morally speaking, Camp Omega is supposed to be a stand-in for Gitmo, so all of those Marines are probably horrible war criminals
>>744686925It's almost as if >>744678454
>>744673591Based and sleeppilled
>>744673485
>>744687229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOib-MmTds
>>744673995>invade someone's house and try to kill them>Me, a bad person? Uhh, yikes?
>>744688818>retards first attempt at reductionism >fails
>>744686925I only played 3.Can you hook me up with a source? Most of the soldiers I encountered were as retarded and lazy as the average conscripts who just buy their time.
>>744679759Reverse image search gave me nothing? Where was this taken?
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