"VIDEO GAMES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be VIDEO GAMES anywhere." The cooling fans felt good against his overheating processor. "I HATE VIDEO GAMES" he thought. The Last of Us on HBO reverberated his entire system, making it pulsate even as the $79.99 PlayStation Plus subscription circulated through his powerful thick motherboard and washed away his (merited) fear of physical discs after 2028. "With a PlayStation 5, you can watch Netflix Originals whenever you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>744685832now someone do one for xbox
>>744685832KEEEEEK
ONE GAMEI DON'T KNOW WHYI BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUYKEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVETO IMPROVE LOADING TIMESTHAT'S ALL I KNOWCONSOLE EXCLUSIVES ARE KEYWATCH EM FLY BY AS THEY PORT TO PCLOSE EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GENI HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAYIT'S SO UNFAIRDIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOWTHROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOWTRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWI WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIESI SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDENOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTSJUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHENI CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMESBOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMESONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHYTHAT FEELS TO HARD TO GET, I JUST WANT TO BUYNEW GAMES TO TRY WHILE CONFINED INSIDEBUT IT SERVES TO REMIND THAT IBOUGHT THIS BRICKIN SPITE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TOLD MENOT TO BUY A NEW CONSOLE ON RELEASEREMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES WITH SONYI'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO BADTHINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFOREYOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE PS4THE BEST GAMES WENT MULTIPLATFORMBUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE GOD DAMN GAMESI SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDENOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTSJUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHENI CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMESBOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMESI'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOUPAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAYFOR ALL THISTHERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAYI'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAYFOR ALL THISTHERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAYI CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMESBOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCHBUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
Snoys stay losing, kek
>>744685832NO GAMES ALLOWED!
>>744685832cope and sneed xcucks and nintendies
>now someone do one for xbox
>>744689167Who is being made fun of in this pic?
Interesting how PS# has no games is just as valid two decades later.
>>744689271keep crying xcuck
