>go to friend's house to play some vidya>mom starts beating him
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>starts beating his mom
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>>744690120>go to frens house to play some vidya>his mom starts beating me meat
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>he starts beating off in front of his mom
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>grandma starts raping faster than Eminem
>hey anon should we get some snacks >MOOOOOM ANONS HUNGRY
>>744690224I had a Mexican friend who did this
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>see his park duck collection. He has 458 of them
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>he starts having sex with his mom in front of me
>>744690120>go to friends house to play some vidya>start beating him and his mom
Indian thread
>>744690516do indians generally have parents though?
>>744690376>Then you just start taping your fren>Skin him alive and chop him>Eat him for dinner.
>>744690376>friend is rich>his mom buys you the expensive stuff
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>his dad busts in and smashes the liquor stash you guys had>And you weren't even drinking
>>744690120Used to happen all of the time with my cousin and every time we slept over and it happened we thought it was fucking hilarious. His dad would yell at him or beat his ass for shit his sisters did or shit me or his other friends did while over there. He'd be downstairs getting chewed out and we'd be upstairs with the TV paused giggling about it like madmen. He grew up to be very successful, so it probably built character.
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>spend the afternoon trying to see a boob on picrel
>>744690552nah they just emerge from the ganges like the urukhai pits in lotr
>go to friend's house to play vidya>he uncharacteristically yells out BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWICH to his mom while she's in the kitchen>she flips out and sends him upstairs crying>she lets the rest of us stay and play his vidya in the living room
During uni I sometimes went to a friends house to play mario kart and her mom would permanently be sitting behind us watching in complete silence. The first time I was wondering if I she was a ghost and I was the only one who could see her
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya (resident evil 2 if I remember correctly)>his mom kicks down door saying we were watching porn>he calls her a bitch>she bitchslaps him>never again go to that friend's housewe remained friends for a long time even after high school but that scared the shit out of me.
>go to friend's house>his house is like 20 times bigger than yours>he has literally everything>start being mean to himI don't regret nothing.
>>744690120Happened to me when I was 9, what the fuck way to scare both of us
>>744690732>I was wondering if I she was a ghost and I was the only one who could see herI chuckled
>>744690120This actually happened to me.>be me>bring over Metal Gear Solid to a friend's house>he had a PS but was forbidden from playing violent games>so we're playing MGS in the living room>it's the scene where Snake gets tortured>his mom storms in and fucking karate kicks him across the room>"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU???"bitch was a tweaker. That probably explains it. I never went over to his house to play vidya again.
>Goes over to GF house>Her brother starts beating her.The brother is my best friend, don't date your bro's imouto. I should have listened to ancient wisdom? I thought we could be brothers in law too until I found out the little sister is irredeemable.
>>744690841wtf that’s some next level ‘stop fucking swearing’ parenting
>>744690120>friend's houseunc thinks it's 1993 LMAO
>>744690939Yeah even as a kid I was questioning thr logic of "commit violence to stop violence"
>Go to friend's house to play vidya>smell something familiar>no idea what it is but smells like my house>friends parents are smoking weed
>>744690320AVAST YE SCALLEYWAGS! SHE BE BEATIN ME MEAT
>underage faggot kid thread
>sleep over friends house>wake up before everyone else>just lay there for hours
Was it to impress us or something? Were they just that pissed that calling their mom a bitch was the only logical thought in their head? Why is it a recurring thing??
>I TOLD YOU TO STOP SWEARING>YOU SON OF A WHORE???
>>744690991>be me>12 yo>robloxing with the local pedophile online>xe says tranny right are human rights and that I have to suck xis neo vagina>say no>police arrive and arrest me for anti-semitism.
>>744690859did you help him beat her?
>>744691073>anon doesn't have a childhood to reminiscefound the underage faggot kid
>>744691108I think a lot of kids do it to act cool in front of their friends. Everyone has a cool kid school persona and a home persona and those two have to wrestle with each other when the two worlds meet
>Go to friends house to play some vidya>His Mother is cleaning>She bends over to clean>He mimes grabing her ass>She can see him in the television reflectionShe didn't beat him in front of me, but I know after I left that house he was going to get an ass whooping.
>>744691372
>>744690120>Go to friend's house to play some vidya>Only has single player gamesShygddt
>>744690702The good ol' days
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>it's a fucking pigsty
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>his parents are audibly having sex in the next room
>>744690365Eminem is a pretty fast rapist tbf
>Go over to a friend's house>"Hey Anon let's play Game A.">Open Game A's case>Game B is inside>Open Game B's case>Game C is inside>This goes on for another ten games before I finally find Game A
>friends mic was on while he was getting beaten by his dad
>go to friend's house to play vidya>his mom is paranoid that I was, quote, "snooping around for money" because I very briefly glanced into their bedroom while walking down the hall>doesn't let me in the house anymorethis actually happenedeven as a kid I thought it was fucking retardedan adult literally thought a 7 year old was trying to rob them
>Go to friends house to play vidya>he starts kicking the shit out of his dogs
>>744690702I get dreams where I have these channels unlocked but they're all in Spanish.
>>744690320>Yarrr, me salty sea dogs! >Pick up a bottle o' grog, and be ye regaled with a tale o' the time I bunked at me first mate's cabin>It were a calm night, like it be tonight, a fresh sea breeze fillin' the air with salt>Me mate's mother was home, an old crone, yet a certain... fine energy in her way.>As me first mate went yonder to the galley to prepare a fine grub of salmagundi and hardtack, his ma stepped into the room, her evenin' duds hangin' tightly about her shapely form, clingin' to every curve like a foresail wrapped upon the mast in a gale>I asked the old lass how her tide fared as of late, and starved for attention she was, she talked coy at me in response>With not even a parlay, afore I could ascertain her plight, she started beating me meat!
>>744691860
>>744690120>go to anon's house and....
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play vidya>his mom starts breeding him
>>744690120Do zoomers even go to each other houses to play videogames anymore or do they just troon out on discord while talking to each other during voice chat?
>used to go to friend's house to play video games with him and his young single mom.>realized a decade later how hot she was
>at birthday party at friends house with his whole extended family there>shit myself for some reason>spend an hour in the bathroom washing it out instead of just walking home
>>744690120>Friend comes over to my house all the time>I wanna go to his house>He doesn't want to do it but finally relents>His house is a fucking pigsty>There is stuff EVERYWHER, just piles of junk and boxes and totes and moving boxes and everything else>So much shit that there is just a little path between it all to get to places>They have two bathrooms, but one of them is unusable due to being used for storage>Their kitchen is dirty and has used plates that are not cleaned>I straight up ask his mom about 5 minutes after I get there "Why is your house so dirty? You don't clean it?">She is stunned for a moment before getting visibly upset and tells me to leaveI learned later what a "hoarder" was, and yeah, she was one. My friend and I drifted apart during college, but from what I understand after my visit he started to try to get her to clean up and had a small amount of success but I dunno if he kept up with it.
>>744692490You would have gained more izzat if you just continued with the party like nothing happened.
>>744690412I hope your mum's alright anon
Posting some classics
>>744692409I can tell you're one of the same bitter retards on this site who do nothing but hate zoomers 24/7 just from your post. Your average zoomer is in their mid to late 20s.
>>744693221>MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM CATCHERlost hardNo way that was actually said holy shit.
>go to friend's house to play his rare and expensive vidya collection>have to 'compensate' him afterwards
>>744693536Just say you're gay
>go to friends house to play vidya>his dad thinks im his girlfriend>end up getting raped by his dad>cum from my little booty getting used>his dad gets arrested because my dad found out>start trying to find older men to fuck me>balls drop and men no longer think im cute in a dress>return to /v/ >jack off to feet threads
And now for a wholesom story>friend has n64>his dad is gonna take us out fishing at 4am sharp>friend and I decide we're just gonna stay up all night>pass out by 11pm>are absolutely exhausted in the morning>go fishing >catch my first fish and holy SHIT! I'm awake now>between the three of us we catch 30+ trout>have breakfast at Denny's>perfect day>go back to playing the 64
>>744694041Why didn't your dad just fuck you?
>>744694041It takes a real sick fuck to dream up something like this. That's not a compliment. Kys
>>744690120kek
>>744692125are you black by chance?
>>744690120I grew up with a weird overprotective and abusive dad he never let us go to friend's house so I only got to hang out with my siblings and sometimes my cousins growing up and playing vidya. at least I had someone I guess but I was always jealous of the kids who went over to each other's house
>>744693158So the answer is zoomers dont have irl friends? k got it
>>744690841>his mom storms in and fucking karate kicks him across the roomI NEED to see this as stick figure OC
>go to friends house to play vidya>play till supper time>they split 2 packages of ramen noodles for 4 peopleAnd that was when i realized my friend was poor
>>744690841>his mom storms in and fucking karate kicks him across the roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rN13PvzgU
>>744692238kek
>>744693536you just wanted an excuse to suck dick
>>744694627No, you are just a fat fuck.
>>744695028What kind of thirdie place do you live in where half a packet of Ramen is considered a meal?
>go to friend's house to play vidya>he had a PS2 and San Andreas, and it blew my fucking mind because I was a Nintendo kid and always thought the PS2 was just sports games>bedtime>can't sleep>thoughts of San Andreas are racing through my head>wait until midnight, assuming everyone will be asleep>sneak out of the bedroom for some sweet, sweet alone time with San Andreas, basking in the CRT glow in silence>after an hour or so, I sneak back to the bedroom>friend is missing>half-curious, half-worried>decide to poke my head in his parents room to see if he's there>he's just sleeping in his parents bed, buck-ass naked>mfw>never bring it up with him or anyone else
>friends come to house >mom force me to empty my piss bottles while they're presentI get it, the humiliation worked, I never pissed in another bottles since but mom...
>go to friends house for sleepover>his parents are rich, this is going to be sweet>get there and find out that his parents are fucking hippy weirdos >no TV/PC/VIDYA of any kind>also no legos or board games>spend 5 hours doing the same two (2) puzzles several times each>then look at stars for another two or three>go to sleep>never returnfuck you Jeffry, and your fucking spastic parents, most pointless night ive ever experienced, i can only imagine they were high permanently or something
>>744690120>Goes to friend house to play vidya with him and his brother>Little brother had a bad habit of smoking weed and sometimes he forgets to get the smell off him>He forgot to do it one time thinking their parents wouldn't check on them>They find out he smokes weed which leads to massive screaming and a later a beatdown>I leave to not get further involved>Everyone in the neighborhood knows the little brother as a pothead now and the older brother got caught in the crossfire>Mother refused to let me hangout with them after that incident>As years passes they both leave their home since they got fed up with their parents>Little brother is sent to jail later in life for assault since he was high out of his mindI miss my bros, sucks his little shit of a brother ruined a good gaming night because he forgot to change his clothes and wash his mouth thinking their parents wouldn't check on us despite me and his brother warning him. They got a really bad reputation afterwards that went on for years and i hated how poorly the older bro got hated for it. He's doing well after he moved out of his home but his little bro didn't changed and got worst as time went by.
>go to friends house to play some vidya>start pounding his bussy
>>744690841Fuck. He shouldn’t have use the turbo button.
>>744692563That's my place growing up. My mom was a hoarder
>>744697314>night of kino stargazing>buhbuhbuh ble bibeogams!This is why the poor don't deserve shit.
>>744691171Ah. Uhm. Actually, let's go back to 1993...
>>744690120>mom starts beating himIn which game?
>>744698665Fuck your nature. Like anything else, it doesn't compare to fantasy counterparts.
>>744698665anon would have had more fun if they at least had legos or board games, but the fact they didn't even have that shit is criminal. stargazing is cool, yes, but 5 hours of puzzles sucks ass
>>744697815Only losers had non-Sony controllers. Like when we were playing N64, the PC nerd got the Mad Katz controller. Lol!
>>744690120>he makes DOOM wads
>>744691171why do you CONSERVATIVE CHUDS always MAKE UP A SCENARIO to GET MAD AT?!?
>go to friends house to play some vidya>spend all day peeking at his older sister with long legs and huge tits who would walk in panties and a over sized tshirt all day because they shared a roomman i would come home and fap for 3h straight my dick wuld go numb
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>whenever he starts being a spoiled little shit, his mom gives me one of his games to punish him>go over to his house with the express objective to troll him into acting this way>end up with like 15 of his games before I move awaykek gg's Adam
>>744691802>Go over to a friend's house to play vidya>There is old dog shit in different rooms because no one can agree on who is supposed to take care of the dog
>>744690120>go to friends house to beat off his mom>she starts playing video games midway through
>>744693158Nta but anyone younger than me is a zoomer, anyone my age or older is a boomer. Deal with it.
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>his brother starts fighting him for your attention
>>744690747>go to friend's house to play some vidya (resident evil 2 if I remember correctly)>his mom kicks down door saying we were watching porn>"BITCH, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN COLLEGE! NOW GO FIX US SOME FUCKING TENDIES!"
>make plans to go to friend's house for sleepover with PS2 and pizza>as am about to ring the doorbell hear his dad going on an alcohol fueled domestic rampage,breaking shit and yelling at his mom
>>744693221FAKE.>>744693147Das rape.>>744693324LMAO.
>>744690120>go to friends house to play some mario party on his n64>his hot sister 10 years older then us walks out of the bathroom wearing leopard print lingerie>she gets super flustered and nearly falls down the stairs while yelling at my friend because he didn't warn her about having a friend overkiller body but her face wasn't the best. Turns out she was fucking some dude twice her age in our street too and her parents kicked her out once it got out
>me and another friend go to this one guy's house the day after christmas to play his new vidya>his mom and his grandpa start having some family-destroying argument right next to us>yelling and crying included>the three of us in complete silence trying out best to ignore it and just play the game
>>744697268Anon, your supposed to empty your chamber pot every morning. I had one friend who would piss in those big size McDonald's cups. One day he just let the cup sit and fester and when he went to go dump it it basically gave out form the bottom and rancid dark piss basically waterfalled all on the carpet.
>>744691108My parents did it to me whenever I had friends over. I think my mother got off on being an asshole to me in front of my friends
This has happened with a female friend and her single mom who I think always liked me more and wished I was her son because she always spoiled me while I have vivid memories of her chasing her (fat) daughter around the house with a belt and finding every excuse to yell at her...In her mom's defense that bitch was a real scoundrel,always stealing shit from me and pressing me to try smoking even tho we were like 10
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>start making fun of his mom for having a super flat chest (no idea why)>he gets insanely mad >punches a wall>calms down>play halo 2 the rest of the nightstill wonder what that was about
>>744692238fucking kek
>>744698665Bro how a nigga not have a single Lego set?
>>744690120>Go to friend's house to play some vidya>His drunk af dad comes home>He beats us in tekken 3 and then he went to sleep.
>>744690120As a swede this is pretty normal.
>go to friend's house >his mom calls him to do a chore>gone for an hour >try to play with friend online>his mom calls him to do a chore 5 minutes in>he doesn't come back for 4 hours then says he's going to bed
>>744690702man...
>>744701383One of the greatest joys of my job is beating children at things. It either demoralises or encourages then. As men we psychologically cannot lose to children at anything
>>744691108My 8yo kid does this sort of thing, not this bad (yet) but pretending like authority doesn't matter is universally cool to kids.
>>744690841>>his mom storms in and fucking karate kicks him across the room>>"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU???"kek, that's some anime gag shit
>go to the friend's house during summer break to play some vidya>he doesn't wash for weeks unless he goes to school
>>744692125Are you Jewish?
>>744701474Yeah some kid I'd been hanging out with at school for a few weeks invited me to his place after school and his mother did the same thing. Turns out she really didn't want him hanging out with me because she knew i wasn't a Christian and she was too much of a pussy to tell me to go home
>>744692238AI generated by the way
>writing vidya fics in my room>start throwing my mom
>>744692125I was snooping around my rich friend's house but they never gave a shit, nor did I take anything ever. His neighbour and our former friend ended up robbing him funnily enough.
>invited to friends house>anon, come down for dinner!>no, [friend] doesn't get to have dinner today after that exam result>do you want ketchup?
>invited to friends house for birthday party>enjoy cake and food and Mario Kart because my friends have healthy home liveslmao you're gay there's nothing else in this spoiler
>>744692238>clingin' to every curve like a foresail wrapped upon the mast in a galeYou write smut. I know it. Drop the ao3 link
>he had friends to hang out with Couldn't be me
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play vidya>his parents spend the time drinking and fighting arguing loudly>too busy playing games to care>nothing bad happens and his drunk dad drives you home as promised a couple hours later
>>744692409Born in 98 here, I went to my friend's house like 2 to 3 times a week from 1st grade to graduation then he moved away for collegeI miss you David ;_;
>it's the weekend>go to friends house like usual>he's not there, he just got a job apparently>his mom insists I stay, and I do out of respect>spend time listening to her go on about being alone>she brings out box wine>I'm 19 and lame, so I decline>asks me if I'm into older women>It all clicked and I told her that I just remembered I had a doctor's appointment >I left and never came backI still to this day feel guilty about ghosting my friend over this, it wasn't his faultAnd no she wasn't hot, she was a 60yo chain-smoker with no teeth and diabetes related amputations, I would have rather chopped off my dick and live my life as a monk.
>>744702314MILD VAPIST???
>>744690120>go to friends house to play some super contra >his mom makes us lunch>help with dishes>play with their dog >watch cartoons and animu>go outside and ride bikes>repeat the entire summerhe threw a big ass rock at me first time we met.
>>744690859>Rocky Balboa be like
>>744704007>he threw a big ass rock at me first time we met.my best friend ran me over with a bike when we first met
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play vidya>>hey anon, you hungry?>n-not really haha thanks>>HEY MAAAH! ANON SAID HE'S NOT HUNGRY, NO NEED TO MAKE THE (food i've never heard before but it sounde delicious as fuck for a poorfag)>cant even ask for a cup of water later because i'm too ashamed
>>744691581>"FO' THE GROOVE!"
>thread is just larping
>>744690120I know this is a half serious shitpost because a good handful of my friends I meet have a story somewhat similar to this, but I still have an experience that makes me wonder what actually happened>be me, 13>goldeneye had just came out, go over friend's house to play>we're having fun, going through levels, swapping, trying to do levels on 00 agent, etc>mom yells at him to pick up some stuff up from his room>we're in his basement playing, he pauses and walks halfway up to yell back>she screams at him, he screams back and tells her to fuck off and goes to the top of the stairs>they're both yelling and arguing from his room, it's a little muffled.>hear glass break>silence for 3 mins, I am terrified>he walks back down with a few gashes on his shoulder, bleeding a little>his mom walks down and has similar size gashes on her hand, bleeding as well>they act like nothing is wrong, she offers me a drink and goes back upstairs.>we ate dinner in silence and my mom picked me up>friend never talked about that experience againLegitimately thought I was in a serial killer house
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>friend falls asleep>take his psp and start jacking off to hentai on areisdies
>>744690120>go to friends house to play some vidya>absolutely prank the lad by having sex with his younger sister that night>prank him even harder by marrying her and having kids with herfucking owned lmao. dumb idiot got fucking uncle'd.
>go to friend’s house to play some vidya>mom beats you both at vidya and calls you casuals
>>744690120>best friend moves to australia in 1st grade>next best friend moves to boston (i'm in NJ) in 3rd grade>meet new kid who moved to my school in 4th grade>we hit it off good, he has a dreamcast>play sonic adventure, tony hawks pro skater, powerstone, and rayman for lot's off friday nights>his parents were cool as fuck, always got us pizza, rented us whatever movies we wanted, let us stay up however late we want, loved having me over>he moves at the end of 5th>jaded because everyone I like moves away>make friends in high school>have lots of LANs parties, play counterstrike and age of empires and WoW for lots of school nights and weekends>think this curse of friends moving away is finally over>fast forward, 2026>In the past 8 years: 1 friend got married and never goes out, complains about wife. 1 friend had 2 kids and got married and is just existing, no emotion. 1 friend moved away to try to be a california full time twitch streamer, doesn't work out and is pussy whipped by his girlfriend, last friend comes over once every 6 months, his gf constantly checks in on him and makes sure we're not at a strip club even though we're literally sitting in my computer room and playing tarkov or CS2>I'm the only one who never moved away because I thought we all wanted to keep having fun and having LAN parties. I made a room for my friends to play in, and I never let a woman come between usI have a personal vendetta against parents that move and woman because of this
>>744706331me hanging out with the invader zim girl and her mom is just playing Dawn of War 2
>>744690120>be 12>visit friend who is also 12 to play vidya like always>"hey anon look what I found">we go his family computer and he goes on a site called "ogrish">he clicks on a video>see a man in asia get electrocuted to death>"whoa what happened to him?">"he died anon, now look at this">a video of a guy getting his head cut off>"oh jeez dude">get very squeamish>never seen anyone die before>we keep watching more fucked shit>go back to his house to watch more>this happens a couple of more times before I realize I hated looking at that shit>decide to never go to his house ever again>keep dodging him and coming up with excuses to him when I see him in school>eventually stop being friends with him>15 in highschool now>last I hear about him is from another friend who knew him>says he got permanently expelled for bringing a knife and marijuana to schoolfuck you Justin, you were genuinely insane and I hope you're homeless, in prison, or dead
>Go to friends house to play half life multiplayer like we had done dozens of times before >He gets bored>Goes into the living room to loudly wrestle his dad >Goes on for like, thirty minutes straight >Quietly slip out the front door and leave
>>744690120>Go to friends house to play some vidya>Halfway through the night his parents are loudly having sex>We start making fun of his mom and dad mimicking the sounds as loud as we canI have no idea what was going through that couples head at the time trying to fuck with 6 boys hanging around.
>>744706495I introduced ogrish to my computer class in hs. They were not pleased. Still remember the look of some chick's face as she watched chechnya's finest in horror. Though a different chick was grossed out at first but then ended up browsing on her own.
>>744690120I had this happen in reverse.Got beat when a friend came over to play vidya because someone shit in the sink and apparently I was the only possible suspect. Learned later it was my nephew. He never got in trouble and I never got an apology. thanks mom.
>>744690120>go to friends house>his psychotic little brother is there to ruin the peace
>>744706354women, intrinsically, do not understand the deepness of male bonds and I think it legitimately upsets them because they will never get to experience that
>>744690841That sounds awesome
>have N64>friend has PS1>go to his house one day>think I finally have the chance to play games like Crash and Tekken>his brother took every good game with him when he moved out>all he left were sports and licensed games
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>suddenly they have dinner>they have no food for me>i'm not allowed to play while they eat>just wait 30 minutes in my friends room doing nothing
>Remember spending the night at friend's house >He gets called into living room >All I hear is screaming >Dad spanked his ass hard >Friend comes back in >Face super red >Tears all over his face >Sits back down and continues playing >Don't say a weird Awkward as fuck. I think it was because he failed a test or got in trouble at school. He had that stereotypical parent dynamic where the mom was hot and dumb, but the dad was like a military meathead. His mom was insanely hot though...
Alright, I'll be the one to say it: Did your friends have a hot dad?
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>mom somehow has a 24/7 oprah winfrey show channel or some shit
>>744692409Millenals be like >"Do zoomers even breathe air????"
>invite friend over to play vidya >parents start screaming at each other>take friend out into the yard>can still hear parents screaming inside the house>30 years later I'm still living with them in the same house as a dysfunctional NEET>they still drink and scream at each other>only doing it less because they're old and dying slowly of cancer
>>744706354I'm curious as to why his girlfriend thinks you are the sleazy type to go to some stripclub.
>>744709392NEETS brag about a lot of advantages to not working, but from all the stories I've read it honestly doesn't sound like it's worth it. It's really no wonder suicidal thoughts and depression are so rampant among NEETS. I suppose there are several factors/variables to consider. I think isolation takes its toll in spades. I'm introverted and solitary, but I couldn't just sit inside 24/7 with no social interaction. I believe my job is the only thing keeping me happy and sane because I like my co-workers and bosses and they like me. It's just a fun place to work. Now if only I could find a girlfriend but at the age of 33, about to be 34 I won't hold my breath. Of course, other anons tell me living with a girl isn't always worth it either, so maybe I should value the fact that I live alone. Some anons said they preferred living alone before a girl or someone moved in with them.
>>744706406>the invader zim girldid every school have one of these?
>>744709498unfaithful girlfriend thinks you're just as unfaithful as she is
>>744709534My dad was 32 when he met my momIt's actually over bro
Never really did sleepovers growing up, the worst one though had the kids being grounded and the parents thought it was completely acceptable to invite my brother and I to basically watch the news on TV all day because they weren't willing to let their own kids have fun with guests nor want the guests to have fun at all. They didn't tell us they were grounded until we were already there. If I wasn't so shy as a kid I would had bluntly told them to just take us back home, they were the ones who choose to waste their gas and time. I can't tell if most parents who want sleepovers just so happen to be the most retarded ones or what but from what I can tell a good sleepover only happens when it is basically accidental. You had too much fun and lost track of time so you decided to stay the night. Whenever it is a "planned" sleepover it ironically often a day with jack shit planned. Be lucky to even get a lazy pizza dinner out of it.
>new neighbors move in>their son asks me to come over, a little younger than me>they are fucking loaded>get excited thinking about all of his video games>walking down the road with him>his new dog bolts and runs away from him through the field>he has a pure autistic screeching meltdown, crying, screeching>say "oh man">this makes him even worse>walk back home with him totally silent because I was an autistic sperg with bad childhood>his mother acts like I tortured him and gives me a death stare,, his dad just meekly stands there>she tells me I should leave>never say and word and walk home>never speak to them again
>>744709938I accepted my fate years ago, so I'm not really bothered by it. I could always still have one-night stands or meet someone, I suppose. It may never turn into anything long-term, but it's not like you're just barred from the opposite sex entirely.
>>744692238Yer alright anon
>talking to friend using voice chat in msn>friend's parents start yelling at each other and at him>he starts crying because of that and I had to console him afterwards
>>744710181>I had to console him afterwardsweren't you both on PCs though??
>>744706406Good God I would have married into that family so hard
>>744710320I couldn't oven in the hot the cold after.
Alright I'll just go ahead and fucking ask it since nobody else has and I know others are thinking it Did you ever jack off with your friend/best friend at sleepovers? and don't bother lying. I'm fairly confident it was quite common, at least in the 90's and early 2000's. I'm not sure about nowadays since we live in such a sex-saturated society with porn readily available whenever you want. It never seemed strange to look at porn with friends, but growing up I thought the idea was awkward. It seemed like something you should do alone. >>744710346>Invader Zim girl You mean a stereotypical goth/emo girl? You need to be careful around those types. I can't speak for it nowadays as the stereotype/cultural probably died out, but girls like that in the early 2000's grew up to be drug addicts or mentally ill whores, and most came from broken homes or were sexually abused.
>>744708839I have been told both of my parents look like movie stars but I somehow ended up looking like white trash. I had a couple female mutual friends who openly lusted after my dad
>>744710403>he didn't charge crystals with his bros on the dailyI could feel your lack of JO energy from your post alone
>>744710447i'd blame your diet. Modern foods just completely fuckers with your jawline and teeth alignment.
>>744710403Sometimes you are in relationships for the parents. Her mom sounds cool as fuck. Simple as
>>744710528Jaws fine and my teeth are fine too. It's probably just lack of exercise and sedentary life style.
>>744690120>angrily calls his mom a retard whore for telling him he needs to turn off the game and come eat>sees nothing wrong with this
>>744710403My buddy use to jerk me off and rub my penis against his ass after watching porn. He either got over it or is still deeply in the closet since he's married to a woman now
>friend comes over to play vidya>mom vores them
>>744710403ive never been to a sleepover
>>744710528It never ceases to amaze me the absolute ridiculous shit people on this website say out of nowhere.
>>744692238>the navy be blockading all the ports
>>744701792women and their wicked ways huh?
>>744710797Called cope. It isn't there fault they are ugly it's some variable they have no control over
>>744690120>go to friends house>find out hes rich>his family is real nice>while gaming need to shit>ask him where restroom is>down hall 4 doors down>open 3rd door by accident>room full of guns and money>his dad tells me it's our secret>later find out hes a cartel memberThat was a pretty scary experience. His dad died a few years later.
>>744711047what did he die of
>>744709994are they ok?
>>744690120moms are tough!
>>744697268They could have sold those piss bottles the fucking idiots
>>go to friend's house to play some vidya>>mom stops wearing brasmiss you Sheila
>>744710403I played a couple of arcade strip mahjong games with some friends a couple years ago, but we didn't jerk each other off like a bunch of faggots
>>744709994just because you said "oh man"?
>>744699964Dude literally everyone had one normal controller and one budget rip off one for guests.
>>744710797Spotted the coping whale.
>>744711143>Stripping with other adults>not fagsSure man
>>744711207bad diet might fuck up your health but its not going to change your bone structure
>>744711215SHUT UP, I'M NOT GAY
>>744711137Was she supposed to wear a bra in her own home because you came over? Some women don't give a shit who comes over they want to be comfortable in their own home.
>>744693221margaret thatcher the cum catcher has to be older than 2012, i was quoting it in high school
>>744690709
>>744711249I didn't say you were gay. Just that you are a fag
>>744711254I don't care if no one's coming over, you better clean up this place like the queen of england's coming over for tea in the afternoon, or you can get your ungrateful butt out of my house, Buster
>>744711254Yes. I had the local hotmom and only had people over once since they spent the entire time flirting with my mom instead of playing vidya. At least she conned then into doing what would have been my chores.
>>744711379Sex with you>>744711393Sex with you at the same time with above post
>>744706495Fuck man I remember shit like rotten . com in like 2002. The violence has escalated I guess.
>>744709534at 34 you can easily find 20 something chicks. don't bother with your hag peers.
>>744711393You realise that your friends, when they hit ages 14-18 at least one of them lost their virginity to your Mom? Your Mom may deny it, but she sucked one of them off.
>>744711530NO, MY MOTHER IS A PURE MAIDEN, SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE
>>744693479>>744701049>>744711297Of course it's fake for fuck sake, it's written in American English vernacular for the entire post, even 'Maggie Thatcher Cum Catcher' is American because back in the '70s and '80s here in England no one said 'Cum' we said 'Spunk'.
>>744710403I've never done it but I know picrel has.
>>744711530what kind of a third worlder or trailer trash are you?
>>744692563Your mum’s friend was a whore?
>>744711603The kind who got a handjob and a kiss on the end of my dick from his best friends Mother when she saw I was feeling sad after I'd had an operation, recovered but was starting to 'grow into a handsome young man, shoulders filling out quite nicely' she said to me
>go to friend's house to play PS2>his older brother just got accepted into college>he starts drinking to celebrate>it gets late>tell friend I'm going because I don't wanna walk alone at night>"don't worry anon, my brother will drive you home">I can smell the alcohol from the passenger seat>he's listening to Rob Zombie and driving way over the speed limit>almost crashes twice>yells nigger at some random woman in the street, she wasn't even black
>>744690120>Go to friend's house>His dad beats the shit out of me in Street Fighter 2Vega is bullshit
>>744690320>meat>not offAnon, you had one fucking job.
>>744710403No man, you and your friends are just fags
>>744710403>friend has the idea that the blankets and pillows are girls>he gathers up all the redheads>we have to practice kissing these pillows>lick mine>feather pokes my tongue
>>744711671>>yells nigger at some random woman in the street, she wasn't even blackbased
>>744711665That woman was a pedophile and took advantage of you because she knew you'd go for it and wouldn't tell. Women are always more likely to get away with stuff like that.
>>744710403>>744711601You ever been out with a girl who had an older brother? Don't do it, just don't because the brother brings back his guy friends, the sister flirts with them, vice versa and they end up fucking.Knew one lad who had a younger sister and he found out that his entire male friend group had fucked his younger sister and they were going back to his house to do just that for his entire childhood. It fucked him up badly when he found out.
>>744711872NTA but you sound jealous
>>744711671You were in the music video for Dragula
>>744691705Yep that was me. Shit was so cash.
>>744711872I was 16 and it's legal in my country, she wasn't a paedophile. I was more than willing and 'consenting' whatever you young faggots say these days. Even if I was 12 I'd have said yes, she was well fit.
>>744711927>DOOD I TOTALLY WISH MY FEMALE TEACHER, BABYSITTER OR SOME ADULT WOMAN MOLESTED ME AS A KID >PEDOPHILIA IS COOL AS LONG AS IT'S WOMEN Mental thinking. What's sad is a lot of women apparently did molest young boys when they babysat for them, and society just laughs at it and accepts that it was normal.
>>744711989zoomers gonna zoom
>>744711942>You young faggotsI'm 95% sure I'm older than you by quite a bit. I'm 34 so unless you're in your late 30's or early 40's then I'm not a "young faggot" compared to you. And if you're in your late 30's or early 40's then it's cringe to be saying "faggot" and talking like a zoomer.
>first time having a babysitter>want to play super nintendo>she has me sit on her lap>massages my thighs>weird but whatever>doesn't want to play>parents come back and she leaves>they ask what we did>my retarded 7 year old brain just admits itnever got babysat again
>>744712023>it's cringe to be saying "faggot"Shut up faggot
>>744711231Teeth are not bones and your jaw growth is sensitive to what and how you eat.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3576783/https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10887185/
>>744692409I used to have movie nights every friday with my friends. But once highschool ended they all moved away. Now its just me. I don't use discord anymore though, no reason to when none of my irl friends are on it.
>>744712023you're still a faggot thougheverbeit
>friend gets kicked out of his house because he was raging too hard at CoD>comes to my house to play more CoD>starts playing by himself and tells me to fuck off>keeps raging at CoDI would have strangled him if he wasn't twice my bodyweight
>>744712023>16 year old male is quite literally prime male breeding age all throughout human history>the past century changes that>anon wants to grandstand to a bunch of zoomers ITT
>>744690120It was Tetris Attack wasn't it.Moms are sick at that game.
>>744711525>easily if he could "easily" find a gf he wouldn't mention it
>>744712087Teeth alignment isn't related to the teeth themselves.
>>744712023You talk and act like a girly faggot crying that I got a handjob from my friends mother, you get called a faggot.
>>744712045I don't really know what to believe anymore, but I'm just always somewhat convinced that a lot of adult women are pedophiles. You would never assume or guess it, but the number must be very high. >>744712121Based on the stories ITT it seems like we have a mixture of zoomers and millenials in the thread. Some anons are mentioning games that came out in the 90's. They've gotten be in their 30's. >>744712158I don't think about your country at all.
>>744712143I follow her on tiktok. No idea why she has her bf in the dances and shit
>>744711989>What's sad is a lot of women apparently did molest young boys when they babysat for themNiicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGdzvc9mig
>>744712176>a lot of adult women are pedophilesPretty much everyone is a pedo, youth and innocence are attractive to everyone.
>>744712212i dont remember asking
>>744711525I might be in the minority, but I feel a bit odd dating a girl that is 10+ years younger than me. I guess I'd be okay with dating a 25 year old, but a decade age gap just feels...too much. You also have to think about what you could have in common and what experiences you would share? One way to tihnk about it is that if I was dating a 24 year old then that means when I was 24; she would have been 14 years old, probably just starting high school. I'm also afraid society will judge me for dating someone so much younger than me. Obviously, it's okay for e-celebs and celebrities to do it, but commonfolk apparently aren't allowed to do so. I could never date someone under 21. That's way too young, and even if they were 21 that still seems way too young. We're talking almost a 14-15 year age gap. If I was dating a 21 year old that means when I was 21; she would have just been born. Is that not fucking weird to people?
>>744712256Think of it as a feature not a bug. Nice picture of a cuckhold though
>>744690120>Go to friend's house to play some vidya>There is an ambulance and police cars outside.
>>744712305nice picture of a pedophile, faggot
>>744712279Just talk to her about chicken jockey or some shit
>>744712279it's not weird to most of humanity. it's more of a late 1800s/eartly 1900s north american thingthe guy can financially provide for the family and she is young enough the kids probably won't be afflicted by something
>>744712279>Is that not fucking weird to people?No because most people aren't terminally online spergs trying to get offended at everything for online virtue signalling points.
>>744712326Wait really?
>>744712279you can do anything as long as you're handsome
>>744712307Tell me more.
>>744690120>>go to friend's house to play some vidya>>mom starts beating him off
>>744711069Drunk driving. Funny enough, he wasn't a beaner. He was a white Mormon.
>hanging with friend playing Vidya >Giggling like retards doing dumb shit>Dad calls from downstairs and asks me to do something >In goofy giggle mode so I say No in a funny voice>Giggles cut short as he suddenly bellows "GET DOWN HERE NOW">We look at each other, both very aware I'm about to get my ass beat>Slowly walk downstairs and get thrown through a book case>Return and play Vidya for the next half hour in silence>"Hey I, uh, gotta go">"Okay"I was in the reverse position a few times with other friends. There's no worse feeling then watching your friend start that slow funeral march to an ass whooping
>>744690120>Go to friend's house to play vidya>Single mom and random guy goes into their bedroom>Play games pretending we're not hearing noises
>>744711047People may say this is a larp and it most likely is, but there are White Mormoms who moved to Mexico into areas that have a heavy cartel presence and have interactions with the cartels either through being kidnapped, murdered e.t.c.
>>744712279Look so long as they're like 22 or so. Just some life experience either through college or a job. If you manage to work 4 years or go through college and collect ZERO stories then that person sucks. After that point though? A person basically knows who they are and aren't going to change much. They'll be doing the same shit from mid 20s to death anyway.
>>744712815>People are incapable of change Interesting philosophy, but not an uncommon one.
>>744712343I'm 34 and have the mentality and outlook of a like a 45-50 year old. I have no interest in Minecraft or anything modern. I literally could not have anything in common with a girl under the age of 25, unless she herself was just "mature for her age"
>>744702314Fuck you Aerd
>>744712853No not incapable. You changed a lot growing up but the core of who you are is pretty solid by adulthood. There will be some aspects that slide in and out and huge shifts due to environment or trauma can happen but for the most part a person in their 20s is going to be the same person in their 50s.I'm still friends with the same blokes from elementary and we still like the same shit. We just talk about girls and games less to talk about doctors appointments and kids and most of them got more liberal while one got more conservative. That's a change for sure but not a dramatic one
>>74471227935 and 25 is barely a gap these days. millennials and zoomers are barely different, fundamentally. i'm 35, my wife is 27, any generational differences comes from childhood stuff exclusively.
>>744712279half your age + 7
>>744712279>You also have to think about what you could have in common and what experiences you would share?About as much as a woman your age because they stop maturing in their teens. All women are retarded and have nothing in common with you. At least a young one is hot.
>>744690758>go to friend's house for his birthday party>his family has giant vineyard, big ass CASTLE an ACTUAL CASTLE IN FRANCE, maids and whatever>have fun for the whole evening >parents helped me buy him a cool video game even though I only got myself one game a year during Christmas>years later understand that if my parents insisted on me getting there and going to his party even though I never socialize and make much friends was because they hoped that some of his fortune would rub on me, or that I'd get some strong link with powerful people in the future by becoming friend with a rich fuck>t'was the only party I ever went to I didn't feel jealous, I felt ashamed of the wealth difference like if you were a bug. And I wondered what it was to lead that kind of life as a kid waking up and for example going down the central stairs to a room with 10 massive windows that was bigger than my entire house and yet was better heated. Shit looked like Hogwarts.
>>744709392Finally got a job and my own place at 29, it's so fucking worth it. Do your best NEETbro, find something to do.
>>744713193I cannot imagine a kid living in a fucking castleI was born in a damn trailer park
I was the loser in school, went to some reunion and I was one of most well adjusted person thereSome of them are single parents, some of them divorcees, some tried to sell their stupid mlm or drop ship, a good few are bouncing around jobs It's funny because they invited me probably to feel better or something (graduated more than a decade ago and was never invited till now)I'm grateful I was fuck up early and grew out of it
>>744691372Problem that can only arise with ctr screens, zoomers can pretend to grab mom's ass safely because nu screens don't reflect shit.
>>744713302>Some of them are single parents, some of them divorceesBro, most of people are. It is not just your schoolmates. You just never had a chance to play this stupid game. Maybe it is for the best? It probably is.
>>744712279>>744713175Fuck posted too soon.As for the social stuff, literally just don't care. It's not illegal so you won't face any actual consequences, and no one will outright say anything to your face. All that changes is that some hags will seethe in private and their boyfriends will nod along with them while respecting you more for having the balls to get what they all want.
>>744712103>Go to friend house>He got cod>Opens multiplayer and shows me the leaf camo suit whatever the fuck it's called>"Can I try?">Let's me play one life>Starts going on about his K/D and how I'm gonna ruin itWhat a fag
>>744711875>You ever been out with a girlno
>>744690320OI GEORGIE CAM TEK A LOOKSIE!! MRS. TALLYWAGGIE IS GIVIN CHARLIE A PROPA TUGGIN
>>744713468Lost it
>>744713235holy fucking kek
>>744690120>goes to friends house to play video games with him>hes father comes home with a mistress who was in her early 20s>friend immediately starts crying about why he would do this to his mother
>>744713235Sure, Abdul
>>744713235Christianity, abuse, and violence just goes hand to hand and if this was America, that shit is just normal.
>>744710403Yes. We put on one of those shitty channels that shows naked phonesex commercials and watched it in silence for a while. We didn't have our dicks out or anything and it was done very lowkey but it was understood, like a silent pact, that everyone was jerking off. Like I remember the couch rumbling and shit. The awkward part was always when there was a sound from elsewhere in the house and we thought maybe the parents or siblings would come in so we looked at each other in silence while still jerking off and not breaking eye contact. Kinda gay when you think about it desu
>>744713671Isn't the joke that Irish women look like that because they've evolved to take a punch?
>>744690224>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>he starts screaming at and insulting his grandma
>>744703469Fucking a friend's mom was always a line I couldn't cross, even when they were hot. Whether that was a good value to have or not when said friend eventually became a douche for unrelated reasons, I don't know, but it always kind of seemed trashy on the part of a mom trying to fuck her kid's friends, so maybe they were a product of their upbringing and it shouldn't have been surprising when they eventually became a douche.
>Be the friend that everyone's house everyone comes to>Dad rented us movies and games, used to be the 4th player in any co-op games>Mum would always get the best snacks and rolled eyes at dad (In a joking way)>Thought this is what it was like for every stay over>Go to a friend's house>Divorced mum>Alcoholic boyfriend who says "Video games are for fags" friend caught him in a servo toilet giving head to a truckie but that's another story>Only had the megadrive (Keep in mind, this was when the PS3/Xbox 360 was starting to come out).>"Yeah, hehe, make yourself at home" while he was reeling in cringe.>The "chad" of our trio outright said his place sucked.He's now a Doctor and a amateur body builder so good on him.
>Me >Raised Jewish (yeah whatever fuck you blah blah)>12 years old at the time >Go to some random kid's Bar Mitzvah >Had literal arcade machines like Hydro Thunder and shit lined up in this big ass fancy mansion with all kinds of cool shit everywhere. >Maids and butlers >Lots of pizza and greasy stuff >Bouncy castles set up everywhere like a giant Ninja Warrior set. >Dozens of kids were there >Flash forward to me turning 13 >Bar Mitzvah coming up >Usually you have some "after party" >Literally have zero friends >Raised in lower-middle class family >Was at McDonald's with my parents eating breakfast >Parents asking me about my upcoming Bar Mitzvah >Start breaking down crying at the table in the McDonalds >I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! I'M A LOSER!" >Everyone staring >Parents try to console me >We leave >Awkward car ride home I had the Bar Mitzvah. There were no kids there. It was all old people. I got a lot of presents, went home, and forgot about it. The same thing happened again a few years later only in reverse. My mom took me to some sort of dance party for normalfag teenagers at city hall. I sat at a table most of the night in the dark not talking to anyone, told her to come pick me up, she came into the building and saw me sitting alone in the corner at the table. We got to the car and on the ride home she broke down crying, and then I had to console her.
My mom gave my aunt permission to smack me if I ever acted up at her house. Also vice versa for my cousin who’s a year younger than me. We both kind of deserved it since we acted out a lot.
>>744708839I had crushes on multiple friends dads.
>>744690120>Go to friend's house to play Vidya>He started playing that one Yakuza JRPG while providing commentary on the plot
>>744713235Everybody's like this, rich, poor, white, black, asian, brown, everyone
>>744712279omg so true please link me your twitter account
>>744710528/pol/cel cope, we have more chads and hot looking girls than ever thanks to modern food, back in my times middle and high school girls were all goblinas and now they look like hot nerdy girls and stacies from tv shows
>go to friend's house>they have a huge pinochet painting in the foyer lmao fucking based
>>744713967>Anon gets upset about blogposting on a blogposting thread where people are sharing stories and asking questions>Anon entered a thread of things that make him upset Retardation at its finest.
>>744711721This anon boughts his games
>>744713856Sorry about your penis anon.
>>744692238>her evenin' duds hangin' tightly about her shapely form, clingin' to every curve like a foresail wrapped upon the mast in a galeGo back to /lit/
>>744713283Cool so you had a modular home, real torque.
>>744713856Hope you got more sociable through the years Jew bro
>>744706354>1 friend got married and never goes out, complains about wife.I can maybe understand the hardly going out if you're a family man, legitimately love your wife and she loves you, and you just enjoy home life more, but the constant complaining is something from virtually all of my married friends. Marriage always seemed pretty shit when I was younger and it still seems like shit when I see people my age complaining as much as people older than us did, but they also try convincing you it's great and you should do it, just like the people older than us did. I'm not saying genuinely happy marriages don't exist, but so do lotto winners, and no one convinces you to go all-in on the lottery.
>>744714074How come when I watch porn all the penises are circumcised? Even the shemales Checkmate.
>>744690120why tf would your mom beat your friend
>>744690758I always felt self-conscious when bringing poorfag kids to my house, we weren't even rich or anything I just had my own bedroom and a few consoles. One kid in particular made a snide remark when he first came over, we walked from the kitchen to my bedroom and he said, "It KEEPS GOING?" in an annoying tone and all we did was walk down a 20 foot hallway.Like what the fuck nigger do you live in a one room apartment?
>>744714151they are?
>>744714134No. No I'm afraid I didn't. I live alone and spend most of my time masturbating, eating, playing video games, sleeping, watching cartoons and anime. I don't like going outside or talking to people.
>>744714151majority of porn comes from the US, which is owned by the kikes
>>744714116NTA, but looking back on it a lot of my friends lived in modular homes and were clearly poor or lower class, but at the time I didn't really know what a "modular home" was.
>>744714157yeah, I lived in a condo with my parents until I was 9, the entryway kitchen and living were all one small area, and then you had the bedroom and bathroom to the side. It'd take 6 steps to get from one end of the house to the other
>>744714250Well, I live in the US, so I guess I fit right in with everyone being circumcised. I have never had a girl give a shit about whether a penis was circumcised or not. They just look at it and know it's a penis.
>>744714048>anons pussy hurtsno seriously, can I see your twitter?
>>744714157I wasnt poor but for me it was always going to someones house and seeing really modern conveniences that are common now. Like fridges that dispense water/ice and central air or having more than one TV.
>>744692238KEK I read that in picrels voice and it's made my week
One of my friends' parents went through a divorce when he was 18 and they both wanted to earn favor with him so they paid for him to live in a nice apartment in town.That was an absolutely awesome hangout spot for our late teens-early 20s. Myself and all our buddies would be there nearly every day gaming until the early morning then walk to class since the college we went to was just down the street. Looking back those were some golden days. Don't take them for granted my friends.
>>744714354What makes you think I have a Twitter or use social media? Because I like to blogpost and you don't? I haven't used social media in over ten years. I have no social media accounts, or at least none that I interact with. Hell, I don't even post on Reddit anymore and haven't for years. Social media is poison for the mind, and I truly believe it causes depression and anxiety. People are better off just not even looking at it or engaging with it.
>birthday party for middle school friend>his family watches nascar or some car bullshit>his present is a ps1 razer scooter knockoff of tony hawk>his whole entirely family reeks of feces all the time but i feel bad for him>lied about stealing my memory card and gamedon't be nice to stinky people, they do not get the benefit of the doubt
>/r9k/ thread on /v/ I'm shocked it's even still up. Threads on /r9k/ don't even get this many posts, but this also shows you how many mentally ill incel le depressed people are on /v/ that want to talk about it.
>>744691705>have friend's over to my house>only have single player games>make them watch me play all the cool parts>"hey anon can we have a turn?">no. my house my rules.
>>744692409I mean how many games support local co-op these daysNot surprising
post more fag stories about ephemeral fleeting gay experiences with your friends or their parents so I can live vicariously through you because I was too much of a cowardly fag to do it myself.
>>744713856>Jewish AND poorooff...
>Had two friends over once >Only had single player games >Had them watch me play pic related >They didn't even really like anime >Just sat awkwardly watching me explain Inuyasha to them while they made fun of the characters.
>>744712464Hot
>>744691802One of my friends' mom ran an antique business but that was just a cover story for her basically being a hoarder.Their house was nasty. All the furniture was covered in dust and animal hair and the kitchen counters were swarming with ants.One time I used the bathroom and foolishly went in without shoes, stepped in a puddle that had to be 2 inches deep right in front of the toilet.I hung out with that guy because he was honestly a nice guy and funny but I stopped staying at his house after that.
>>744714675Obviously, it's a massive stereotype that every Jewish person is rich and well connected. My parents probably aren't poor, but they aren't rich by any means, and I myself am certainly poorer than my parents and others at my age most likely. Anyone can be born into money and well-connected families. Anyone can be born into poor families with no connections.
>>744714659I'll give you one you can keep and pass off as your own.>have best friend for many years>always been him and his brother and mother>his step-brother shows up for a weekend stay>he's 15 and we're 11>step-brother stays out on the fold out couch>wake up to go to bathroom>he invites me over watch lesbian porn>this disgusting shit makes me run to the bathroom againand we never saw him again
>>744692125if you are black then she had every right to be suspicious, if you were white then yeah she was just a paranoid schizo
>>744691860lol one time I went to an Indian friend's house (one of the exceedingly rare good ones) and his arranged marriage parents had moved their entire bed, frame and all, into the backyard and were just laying there spooning either pre or post coitus at like 2pm on a summer afternoon. We all just laughed but that was kinda weird.
>>744714546do you think this isn't a social media site? You aren't as cool and above it all as you think.
>>744713642Actually, my name is Mohammad kek. >>744713671>>744713921Ofc it can happen anywhere to anyone. It just never happened in my family, it is, to do this day, still is crazy stuff to me. My dad never even says "damn" or "shit" in front of me, but I know he drinks, goes to whores, cusses at job etc. And if shit like this is norm in any muslim family they usually hide it very well from outsiders.
>>744713856Should have kidnapped some third world slave wife from the carribeans
>>744714694i don't even like inuyasha, but i wish i had a friend to dweeb out over it to me when i was a boychild; it sounds comfy
>>744714782IRL I would just say this is bullshit lmao.But on 4chan I think it may be possible you were just a very brainwashed (or homosexual) person who found naked girls scary.
>middle school friend often invited me over to his fuckhuge mansion>probably because I was the only person in class who didn't openly despise him>had an extremely cute mom who was always smiling and was super kind with me>would always made fun of her and insulted her in front of me>had a fuckhuge collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards even tho he didn't even know how to play>would sometimes randomly accuse me of stealing them and then laugh in my face whenever I tried defending myself>owned every single Nintendo console and vidya under the sun and liked flaunting them>would often make extremely lewd comments about Jasmine from Pokemon and her sandals >at some point he somehow learned I'd lost my dad>would always repeat "Y'know anon, people usually kill themselves when that happens to them" while intensely staring at meDespite all this, the worst part about him was that his sense of humor entirely consisted of "Remember that scene in Family Guy when..."
>>744714659>Me >2006-2007>13 years old >Best friend comes over to hang out at my house >Usually always go to his place for sleepovers and stuff because my house is lame >Had done a couple of gay things but nothing major >Rubbed his dick through his boxers >Gave him a footjob >He just let me >I always engaged it >Wanted to do other sexual things with him but was too nervous to try>Considered jerking off together while looking at porn>Don't think he was really into it, but knew I was>Was going through some bi-curious phase I guess>Anyway>Playing Kingdom Hearts 2 one day >Parents were gone >Watching him play >He was laying down >For some reason got the urge to play with his dick >Started touching his crotch >He kept playing >Pulled his dick out >Started giving him a handjob while talking dirty to him >Told me to keep going >He cums all over his stomach >Get him some tissues >We never spoke of it again >Acted like nothing happened I hate to think about it, but I was quite submissive as a child, but also very horny. It was only around certain people though...was probably bisexual...I don't really know anymore.>>744714782Did he die?
>>744714870I prefer this type of social media then compared to mainstream social media. Go be a pedantic jackass somewhere else.
>>744715110lol that's right, this is a secret club website that nobody knows about.
>Go to friend's to play Gears of War >"Ok anon, but we need to be quiet because my older brotther is studying">We are not quiet.>The older brother tells my friend "come here a minute">I'm left alone and there's dead silience for a moment>hear a fucking beatdown of a century complete with sounds of furnitture flying.>dead silience once more>suddenly the older brother's leg comes through the closed door like cool aid man>"Anon, get the FUCK out of my house!">I don't argue, I quickly take my leave and just catch my friend slumped in the corner of my eye.>As I open the door another friend is there who wanted to join us for the game.>I tell him we will play another time and leave with him.
>>744715141I don't consider this "mainstream" even though 4chan is readily accessible and anyone can come on. I'm fully aware normalfags are crawling on here, but it's better to just pretend they don't exist unless they out themselves like you're doing now. I'm surprised you aren't on Twitter or Instagram yourself.
>High School>House sit for friend for a weekend>Take the opportunity to check his younger sister's panty drawer (she's only a year younger than me)>Open her bedroom door, it's looks like a bomb went off, can't even see the floor>Soldier on anyway, clothes scattered everywhere but eventually find my target>First pair I find has the nastiest, dark brown and red stain on the crotch I've ever seen>A fucking murder took place in these panties>Dare a whiff anyway because I'm a horny teen>Bad idea. Almost pass out.>Look for more pairs, surely that was an anomaly>Nope. Literally all panties found tell the same story.>Lose any sense of attraction I had for her.
>>744712279>Old enough to be sent to literal war at 17/18 to handle small arms, artillery, and various weapons systems, to shoot, stab, maim, beat, and blow up people of all ages, and handle the stresses of maintaining an area of operations for combat or policing purposes, while at risk of the all of the same you're dishing out, plus chemical and biological weapons and other environmental hazards.>IS THAT 22 YEAR OLD DATING A 31 YEAR OLD?! THEY'RE A LITERAL CHILD!Society is so mindbroken by this shit, it's criminal that people continually push it.
>>744711149he was already freaking out, yeah when I said they even fucking exploded and I walked back towards his house with him in silenceI was like 11 and didn't understand but he must have autism or something
>>744714870Social Media is a very specific kind of thing where you usually have an account linked to your IRL identity, and the majority of the content are things posted on your individual blog-like page.
>>744715283*when I said that then he fucking explodedtired
>>744715267100 years of peace. WWI, WWII, 80 years of peace.
I mostly just played on the DS or PS2 of friends
>>744690120>Go home to play vidya>Friend's mom starts beating the shit out of friend>you don't know that tho, you're at home gaming
>>744703469One of my friends' mom was going through a divorce and one day out of the blue he texted me saying his mom asked if I would date her, I was (and am) a loser virgin so I just gave a polite decline because it was just too weird for me. I did joke about it to my friend though and called him son for a little while.
>>744714828that's kinda sweet ngl, what a way to spend an afternoon
>2nd grade>Shrek 2 was in theaters>friend says there's a Shrek TV show>ask her what channel it was on>says she forgot>spend days looking for it on the TV guide>she would never tell me what channel it was on and kept using the excuse that she forgot>realize she lied to me and I hated her for like a weekThat was the first time in my life where I felt genuine deception.
>>744691581i know exact porn game with this exact ass shot
>>744715357It's a retarded mindset especially in the United States, because there's hardly a time the U.S. wasn't involved in some combat, large or small, where a teen could be engaged in, and at risk of, any of the realities of people killing each other and being killed themselves. For a nation at war and in "police action" so much, we somehow infantilize the absolute shit out of our youth when it comes to all of the benefits (but never the responsibilities), until the recruiter needs some warm bodies to sign up, then they're all more than mature enough for war before they're mature enough to drink alcohol, own a pistol, now to use any nicotine, and any number of the other shit they're "not mature enough" to do. It's genuinely madness.
>>744692238This is fucking gold how did it only get 8 replies so far
>>744714006Its because good looking people started fucking more and more, retard. The only thing modern food is doing is making women masculine and men feminine.
>>744715661I didn't read it
>>744715246bruh
>>744715661because it's AI
>>744692238kek'd
>>744712853In my experience, many people's fundamental character is already established at around 15-16, which is why most people are still cunts who are full of themselves, they just have the delusion of being big boy/big girl grownups and "above" all of the "immature" things (lol), and their personality becomes their career, replacing whatever it was in high school. They can change some things, maybe even a lot in some cases, but who they are around 15-16 is pretty much who they are.
>>744715063Straightest Kingdom hearts fan
>>744714870erm, actually, this is a topic forum, not a social networking service *adjusts glasses*
>>744715013this is why sometimes bullying children in school is a good thing
>>744701903>>744715803What makes you say that?
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>mom starts beating me off
>>744716143Every post in this thread is AIYou, me, we're all robots a-tap-tap-tappin' away
>>744716215Anons Interacting?
>>744714828Kinda weird if you saw it, but also kinda based hearing it.
>>744690709>"There will be no redeem for me"
>>744714659>>744715063I always wanted to do stuff like this but I was just a big coward, sometimes I watched my friend's change though.Actually one time when I was like 10 I think I somehow convinced my best friend to let me lick his tongue behind a shipping container at primary school. I genuinely don't remember how I managed that and I think we were too young to understand what we were doing.
>>744715441Did she ask him to do that or he just did it?
>>744690841>was forbidden from playing violent games>his mom storms in and fucking karate kicks him the funniest part of the story
>>74471227925 dating 15: fucked up35 dating 25: eyebrow raiser but I'll give them benefit of doubt, ethically perfectly fine but probably a challenging relationship.45 dating 35: nobody gives a shit beyond this pointBeyond 60 even a 20 year gap is not that rare, especially factoring in gold diggers.
>>744715063Should have sucked his dick, fag.
>go to friend’s mum house >at night she asks me if she wants to sleep in her bed while my friend sleeps in his room>I politely decline and say I just sleep on the couch Wasn’t the first time a MIlF wanted to rape me, lucky I avoided all their advances and protected my bussy
>>744714659I was playing tag with a friend in elementary school and he said "miss me miss me now you gotta kiss me!" so the next time I tagged him, I pinned him down on the ground and forcefully smooched him on the lips as he was struggling to not get kissed. I didn't think anything of it at the time because I was a stupid kid, but he stopped hanging around me after that and I couldn't figure out why until I was much older.
>be me, 13>once in a while visit my friend to play games >he has an older sister, couple years older>looks good, but extreme dork>always in her PJs, sometimes comes in to check on us>"you guys good?" "okay">always the same wannabe dudebro toneshe was cringe, but made my cock diamond-hard
>>744716715More like25m dating 15f: completely normal35m dating 25f: completely normal if it's a continuation of the above, a bit too small of a gap if it's a new relationship45m dating 35f: see aboveAny woman dating someone the same age or younger: fucked up and unnatural
>>744716716The thought crossed my mind. I was going to do it but just couldn't work up the confidence. I wasn't sure how he would have reacted.
>go to friend's house>says he wants to quickly show me this cool new game>have to watch 5 hours of cutscenes of Kingdom Hearts and him fucking around Since that day I hated the game
>>744716857I don't know man, it just feels weird having to drive your girlfriend to high school. Anything after high school is fine if you're much older
>>744716835I feel like it's common for boys to want to fuck an older girl, like a teenage girl. Or maybe their friend's older sister in high school.
>go to friend's house>he had a fucking PS2 in the days of the WII U (which i had)>play on it for hours on end because idgaf if its a older console, some gaems on there are fun (he had PS1 era crash bandicoot)>when he left, look inside his closet>mfw the bastard had a PS3 all alongmotherfucker
>>744716921You willingly sat there for five hours instead of leaving or saying you didn't like it? That's your fault.
>>744716935girls want to fuck older men too, just look at all the boy bands and their raving lunatic fans
>>744690702bobs and veganas were so much hotter on CRTs
>>744716948perhaps the ps3 was lacking in available software to partake in interactions with
>>744716921Found the new gayest kingdom hearts fan
>>744716948you wouldn't have played fucking anything if he just had the ps3 out
>>744716969He said just a few more minutes then we could play Tekken. But at the end, we never played Tekken.
>>744717112he had like LBP and i think that weird sony smash game? i think he may have add other games but didnt bring it up to himdad got me a 360 when i told him that my friend had a PS3 and i wanted it and he literally told me 'it had no games' and got me the 360 with reach
>female middle school classmate invites over to play mario kart with her>she leaves to have sex with her college student boyfriend in the other room
>>744716948Bringing up a PS3 is superfluous when this discussion is about video games
>>744717212>didn't do an Eiffel Tower with the college brofor shame
>>744692409The do a very funny thing where they each bring an Xbox and play on separate screens and not always together. Sometimes they'll all hop in the same game but just as likely they'll each have their own thing going on.It's kinda like a lan party but not
>>744717213the PS3 has more GAMES than the PS5 though if you take into account quantum mechanics...
>>744716896He would have loved it if your handjob is any indication.
>>744690709KEK
>>744692238for posterity.
>go to a friends house to play vidya>his little brother is annoying as fuck>complains that we do not let him play with us and (usually) cries about itOption A: >his mom smacks/beats the little brother (satisfying ending)Option B:>his mom smacks/beats friend for not including little brother(bad ending)Especially when you hear that slap hit and then crying starts, and generally have to sit there and soak in the most negative energy ever.
>>744690120>at friends house>was in his kitchen eating with him>dad is in there doing the washing up or some shit, cat keeps getting in his way and meowing like a motherfucker and won't go outside into the back garden through the back door>his dad literally just fucking BOOTS it and it goes flying, can see the fucking thing bounce off the wall and end up outside
>friend wants to come to your house to play vidya>dad doesn't want him in because friend is Albanian and dad is super racist towards Albanians>threatens to kill him if he dares to comeI'm so glad my dad is dead
>>744692238i never laughed this hard in my entire lifewell YARR'd, anon.
>>744717212I'm confused? Did the college boyfriend live with her? Was he family? You make it sound like he lived in the same house as her, and the only logical thing I can think of is he was a family member. Or was he like babysitting her? A family friend possibly?
>>744716924Ideally she wouldn't waste her years going to school and would just start having your kids at the peak fertility age, which is around 16.
>>744692409your view on zoomers come solely from the fucking internet people who say this are so retarded like you see literally nothing wrong with "my entire view on a generation younger than me is gleamed from tiktok clips and ragebait online it must be true and 100% factual!"
>>744717568I don't want a retarded wife
>>744716857>mfw 21 (who just graduated from some fancy higher studies thingmajig called BTS in my shithole, france)>dont want to work in agroalimentary>also too lazy to find a job rn (might go work for the gubment idk)>also a virginis it too late for me to find a gf? the only girl that talked to me was some 16/17 Year old emo but fuck that she's too young and i prefer milfs
>>744717653then you don't want your wife to be female
For an entire summer I had a friend come over and play the fucking Halo 1 demo on my original xbox while I did online geometry classwork. After that we would play more halo or starcraft.For getting an A in that easy as piss class and skipping a grade in math I got a 360, which lead to even more halo.
>>744717686>21>is it too lateyep, just kill yourself bro, it's already over for you
>>744714694>The Secret of the Cursed OC Donuts
>>744717006NO NOOO THEY ARE LE GROOMED!!111
>>744717504He came over to visit
>90s kid and want to have a friend from school over>first they have to pass the Christian Mom vibe check, if she doesn’t like them then they’re never allowed to come over>if she does like them, the next phase is the meltdown about the “state of the house”; everyone must spend 4 hours on Saturday morning the week before deep cleaning the house and another 4 on the day they will come over >The whole time Mom will stomp around like Godzilla muttering under her breath>Mom is upset, so Dad will scream at my sister and I about ”this fucking pigsty if you can’t keep this place clean maybe you should move the fuck out at 18” (sexless marriage)I eventually just gave up on trying to have people over it was never worth it
>>744716935I never once had a crush on anyone my age, the youngest girl I had a crush on was 16, and I was 6.The oldest woman I had a crush on was 55, I was 17.I guess there's just something attractive about someone being more mature than me.
>go to friend's house>his mom beats him at vidya in front of everyone>she hoggs the first controller and nobody manages to defeat her the whole day, leaving you unable to play with your friend.
>>744717686>considering 16/17 too youngthis is why you are a virgin
>>744717621>Zoomie thinks everyone gets their information from social media cancer like they do
>>744718151>t.also a zoom zoom
>go to friend's house>his parents actually like being around each other and his pets aren't neurotic>everyone looks forward to sitting down for dinner and discussing their day>big Saturday morning breakfast, kids encouraged to help cook>his "chores" are yard work with his dad and gardening with his mom; using a vaccuum for 15 minutes. Gets 10 bucks for pocket money and we go out to get pizza for lunchMy first cardinal sin.
>>744690709my favourite kind of copy-paste response kek
>>744717951The middle school girls mother let a college aged guy come over to visit? Was he tutoring her or something? I could understand something like that, but even then, I wouldn't think parents or a mom would feel comfortable letting their middle school daughter alone with a college aged guy. Granted some parents don't give a shit what their daughter does or who she's alone with.
>>744718151>i think all zoomers turn transgender and goon out on discord obviously i got this opinion from real life not my ragebait feednot helping your case keep spouting those buzzwords though
>>744690447Did he at least invite you to go 2-player?
>>744693147i really dont wanna be a debbie downer but this just reads like someones fantasy
>>744712394There don't need to be more replies after this one
>>744718101>tfw i was 10 and a favored teacher for her looks and sweet disposition was 6 months pregnant in her 30s. One of the best boners I ever had.
>>744718180>>744718242Keep arguing like Jews
>>744718416איך אתה יודע?
>>744701242Did she start fucking your friends?
>>744718216I knew a guy around the age of 22 who fucked a 15 year old girl, and when her teachers found out (because of course she blabbed about it) they called her parents, but the parents (who are two lesbians by the way) said they didn't give a shit, and that this was a normal thing she does all the time.Not only did this motherfucker get away with it, apparently SEVERAL motherfuckers got away with it
>>744692145Welsh Rabbit
>>744717194based dad
>>744718582Same. Neighbors older brother was fucking a freshman girl when he was 20-something. Everyone knew, no one cared.
>>744715185https://youtu.be/RI7y7ZkkOJs?si=o1RX0kGLy7Fn3QwW
>>744692490>birthday party at friend's house, sweet 90s, early teens>everybody playing upstairs>friend's mum calls everybody down for dinner>friend's lil bro falls down the stairs and starts crying (fortunately merely shocked, not injured)>mum starts screaming for the culprit to come forth>I say that friend was walking behind his lil bro, not accusing anybody but just saying what I've seen>mum goes absolutely banshee mode on me for being a liar as her little precious son would never have done anything like that>I shrug and go back home, the atmosphere wasn't to my liking>on my way there stumble upon another group of friends, unrelated to bday boy so uninvited>spend the afternoon playing with them all over the neighbourhood>get in trouble with my mum as she knew I went home from the party (friend's mum called her), despite it being a 10min walk I was nowhere to be found after 4hrsGood times
>>744702314Child Therapist
>>744692238lmao
>go to friend's house for a sleepover>we play hentai quiz games on newgrounds>he already wrote down the answers>have parental lock on the internet at home so I never saw porn before>get a hard on>remove pants to see what's happening since I have no idea why it's happening>friend pulls down his pants to>we talk about our dicks and how different they>turns out touching it feels good>feels even better if it's someone else touching it>decide to try out what's happening in those pics>give him a blowjob>clumsy and weird but i manage to make him cum>strange bitter and slimy stuff comes out>friend says it felt super good>turns around and hugs a pillow on the bed says his brother said putting it in someone else is the best>try putting it in but only manage the tip barely even finding where to put it>friend says it hurts so i pull it out>we look it up on the internet>turns out we need some lubrication>find some baby oil and try again>it feels super good>put it in then do nothing>have no idea you are supposed to move>end up cumming anyway super hard>he tries it on me too and I end up cumming again>it didn't even hurt or anything just felt weird but nice>i even cum again just from him stuffing my butt since he at least knew that you have to pull it out and push it in>we just lay their for like an hour covered in baby oil>we then play some more games on newgrounds and don't even think about what we just didWe remained best friends during school and he had multiple girlfriends although we never mentioned this to anyone else but did it a few more times and experimented some more
>>744690120>go to a friends house to play vidya>he starts fighting with his older bro>older bro slams friend's head against the wall>he starts crying and moping>play bidya with older bro, because younger fucked around and found out
>>744719471Dumb sissy white boi.
>>744690447Local co-op?
>>744690120>be me, raised evangelical, four years old>other family at church has kids same age as my older sister and I>mom befriends the family and sets up play dates>get dropped off at their house all the time>the other boy is a year older than me, weird as fuck>he still wore diapers, got angry if I picked up powerups in star wars episode 2 for the xbox, pissed the bed>would hit me and make me cry>threatened to shoot my dog with an airsoft gun. he laughed when I begged and cried for him not to hurt my dog>told mom I didn't like playing with him and that he was mean>"haha honey, Jesus says we should be peace makers">had to keep going>he would ask to my penis all the time>told me we were playing secret agents>touched me, made me show him more and pee at the same time as him>tell mom that he made me show my private parts and that it made me uncomfortable >she laughs it off, boys will be boys>years later found out she left us there because she was cheating on my dad with a guy who lived nearby other family>mfw own mother knew I was getting molested and let it keep happening so she could fuck some guy
>>744717432fucking turd
>>744719471>>744719602I wish I could have done this
>>744712023Faggot
>be fat kid>best friend's step dad tries to sell me Herbalife every time i'm there
I never brought any friends home and only went to a friend's house a handful of times...
>>744709994I don't get it. Your friend was autistic, but why were his parents angry with you?
>>744690120>want to invite frens for vidya>dad is abusive alcoholic and doing cokeI wish I had the chance to grow up in a loving normal family instead of a trauma factory back then.
>>744690514Das gay
>>744719949I knew a guy like this. Probably got pyramid scheme'd, honestly
>>744719637average American Christians
>>744710346I moved away to live with my best friend from childhood (long story never liked my family).And couldn't drive yet, she didn't want to date long distance.And I dodged a fucking bullet, she filed her teeth or some shit and became a piranha otherkin tranny back when tumblr was getting big.>>744709637Every school I went to did, some had multiple.
>>744719637lol that would fuck me up
>>744690120>have best friend>he's short and weak and his dad would always bully him and call him pathetic and give him names like worm because of how skinny he was>friend starts hitting me and abusing me>stop being friends>years later find out his parents were going through a messy divorce at that time (could often hear them yelling or arguing)>other friend is nice but his older brother beats him daily>his dad dies of brain cancer>other friend is also nice and his brother is too>his dad gets cancer and commits suicide in the garage>another friend has divorced parents and despite worshipping his dad the asshole frequently forgets to call and doesn't show up to meetings or let him inside the house having him wait outside for hours>can see my friend dying inside little by little each dayi just wanted to play videogames
>>744720128Oh definitely. It was just weird that he was trying to sell actual product instead of getting another sucker into the pyramid.
>>744690720There's no way that happened.
>>744691114Bad news, someone got adopted.
>>744690120>go to friend's house to play some vidya>the rape dwarf walks in
>>744690120Gif used to share that one clip of like a derpy asian kid playing vidya in his room, with his like white buddy, his asian sister is blowing his white friend behind him lol. They were all aware of it, like candid and chill. Lol.
>>744690224this happened to me, I just sat there awkwardly with wide eyes as he went apeshit on his mom. I only wanted to play heroes 5, man.
I was laughing at your unfortunate people's stories but then I just remembered one of my own:>Have friend over>Dad working on pc, pissed about something >Decide I'm just gonna take all my pc game cds at once to show my friend (it's those paper cases idk if it's a euro thing)>Next to dad, grab them>Kinda struggle to grip them all at once I laughing say "haha, help me out" to my friend >Dad for whatever reason shoves me, I drop a cd, step on it and slide all the way to the wall face first >CDs fly everywhere >The one I stepped on was arx fatalix, it snapped in half and I never finished itWtf dad He was such an hardhass when I was growing up, he'd huff and act as if I was bothering him when I needed something and in general I was scared of him because he kept having these short bouts of anger. Now he's 70 and a mellow old man i can spend time and have fun with, almost always in a good mood.Being a parent must be hard but man I think I'd do a better job than he did. If I could even convince an hypothetical woman to be the mother of my children, I mean.
>be that friend with all the video games, big house big pool etc.>poor friend comes over one last time before he moves away>mom later says to me she though he might have been hiding something under his jacket when he was leaving but thought better of him>find out I'm missing a gameNever let your kids be friends with poorfags. There's a reason why their parents are poor and their odious personalities no doubt rub off on their children
>>744714659>be me>retarded 4 yo>go to friend's house>have fun in the backyard with him>sister is a highschool girl>we all go in the basement>she tries to get me to kiss her on the mouth, her brother helps her too i think>mfw that's how you make kids>noped out of that as fast as i could>explain it to mom when she asks why i came back home earlyStill saving my kiss virginity btw
>>744692689kek
>>744720662show
This thread has too much trauma and not enough cute lewd stories
>>744720328You failed her. You could have saved herI saved mine
>be a kid>hang out with other kids quite a lot>never had any sexual encounters or porn-watching or anything, didn't want any>never saw any beatings or abuse>none of the kids were assholes to their own parents>went to poorer kids and richer kid's houses, no weird jealousy>there was literally only one exception to this, he was an american jewish kid who would constantly do gay bugs bunny shit to gross people outWhy the fuck are americans like this? Yes obsessed or whatever, but I'm asking seriously here.
>>744714659Most I did was compare dicks in grade school then in middle school we found some porn dvds and we took turns fapping in a corner while we were all watching the porn,it would have been easier to just give everyone like 5 minutes of privacy in turns instead of fapping behind your bros back,glad I cut ties with those fags
>>744711530I would be more impressed than anything considering they never interacted outside of that literal once day
>>744721383You have got to be the most boring person alive
>>744717686>french>faggotWho could've guessed
bros ITT visited their friends
I have a gf now, I thought I was Bi when we met but everyday that goes by I feel more like a full faggot, I think I hate women.I wish I did anything gay when I was a cute kid, now I'm just an ugly adult.
>>744720971Poorfag likely had a better time with that precious game you can’t even remember the name of, dickhead
All I remember is that some kid got shoved into a locker and pissed on. And then later on the dude who did the pissing also got caught for possession of Child Pornography, which he thought was bullshit because he was also underage at the time so he thought it should be fine
>>744721669Fuck you, Bike Cuck
>>744721670>which he thought was bullshit because he was also underage at the time so he thought it should be fineSorry 13 year old boy you may fap exclusively to women twice your age, the brain isn’t fully developed till 26
>>744721135There's a couple of gays making up stories about drinking cum when they were 1 minute old
>go to beat house>friend mom video games
>>744710403Yeah once. He wanted to try it out, it was only two of us, I agreed for reasons I can't remember and doubt I could justify. We sat in a way that neither of us could see the other guy jerking off and just watched some porn video. He tried talking over it but the whole thing was too awkward for me to contribute, don't remember if I cameHe turned out to be a faggot few years laterI also had another friend brick my PC with viruses by googling free porn and clicking shady websites, but we didn't jerk off, he was just bragging that he knew how to find porn of the girls from all those shitty disney channel sitcoms before either of us was smart enough to have heard of photoshop
>>744721830>Making up storiesNo. My story really happened. I remember it like it was yesterday, even though it was 17 years ago. I really did give my friend a handjob and watched him cum while he was playing Kingdom Hearts 2. I don't know why you think some of these stories are made-up. People had gay experiences as kids.
>>744721830It's true, I was there, one of my friends gave me an awkward handjob while I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2 but I was too shy to tell him to stop
>>744721564>Anon is struggling to accept that he's gay >Has a girlfriend >Hates women Why are you even still with her? Why not just break up, or talk to her about it? If she might understand or listen that is. A lot of gay men are ugly, fat and usually have low standards. You could find someone.
>>744722005Oh no the kingdom hearts one I believe, it checks out.
>>744710797She's right.
>>744722078If you hate women, then you are not going to like gay men
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>>744690120>go to friend's house to play vidya>his sister is in her underwear
>>744721669He didn't even have a console, dumb nigger.
>>744717686youre a fucking child at 21 you stupid tranimeposting tardbut thats ok everyone is a retard at 21, maybe next time you post when youre 40 I wont call you retarded again
>>744722005>People had gay experiences as kids.Nope, you were just always a faggot hanging out with faggots.
>teens>best friend comes over with Blood Omen II game disk so he can show me the game>love it>game won't work if i do not have the disk>i visit him in a day or two and snatch the game>WHERE HAS MY GAME GONE>he remembers he has shown the game to some other neighbor kid too>HE TOOK IT>HE TOOK MY GAME>friend goes to poor kids house>rings>WHERE IS MY GAME CUNT>punches him so hard in chest poor kids ribs get bruised>DO NOT TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN THIEF>i found out about this couple days later when i returned the disk to him>aside from some yelling by my friend, nothing happened to me>other kid avoided him for a decade
>Sleepover>"hell yeah we're gonna stay up all night playing video games">Everyone else has passed out by 10pm
>>744722078I should but I'm a massive coward.I'm just trying to psyop myself out of being a faggot.
>>744722285Hot, or I guess it wouldn't be if she was fat and ugly.
>>744722708I was always the last one to fall asleep. It sucked. I wanted to stay up and talk, but my friend could never stay awake as long as I could. He'd fall asleep and I was wide awake. Bored.
>>744690120>go to friend’s house to play some vidya>mom starts beating herself off
>walk to school every day (because I live in a le walkable city)>at some time start meeting some new kid along the way, dont recognize him from my school, probably goes to some other school nearby>we talk a bit on our ways for some time>one day he asks me what kind of ps2 games I like>I tell him about this amazing game I've been recently playing, Urban Chaos: Riot Response>he asks me if he can borrow it to check it out>being young, naive and fucking stupid I agree>the little nigger dissapears with my game never to be seen againI get it, a lot of it was on me for being naive and trusting a fucking nobody but he's still a fucking NIGGER and I wish his life has been nothing but a living nightmare since that day
>Be like 11 or 12 or something>go to richfag friend's house with another friend>after swimming and tekken we decide to have a "test of guts">try and gross each other out with classics like meatspin, blue waffle, lemonparty, etc.>his maid catches us as we're all laughing hysterically at 2 girls 1 cupwon't ever forget that scream of terror she made, nor the hilarity of his recounting how he got his ass beat by his parents
>>744722460bondage gay website
>>744721383>Why the fuck are americans like this? Spiritually raped at the moment of birth which is why they think doing this kind of shit is just "normal" and what happens as you're growing up. The Raped.
>>744712176>be 10>backyard camping with my cousin>aunt comes over and starts tickling us>shows her tits and makes fun of my make cousin for still needing her tits at night>he gets ashamed and spergs out>she laughs at him and says do you want to suck it?>suck.mp4 as my cousin watches>she giggles and puts it away>never talk about this again
>>744723240>His maidHoly fuck I wish I had a maid growing up
>>744712694>Mormon cartelI believe it. Mormons are the niggers of whites. Amazing how that works out
>>744723107We all gotta learn at some point
>>744721383>Why the fuck are americans like thisLet me clue you in. It's the other identifier. The one right next to American
>nobody replied to my trauma story Traumatic
>>744723609Which one
>>744723609Same I shoulda added a bit about fucking my sister
>go to friend’s house>he has all the games I could ever dream of playing>family is welcoming and invites me to stay for dinner>having time of my life>cell phone rings, snap out of it>in a dliapidated run down wreck of a house with rain pouring in>siren trying to mindrape me is miffed her spell broke
>>744713235Assuming your not lying white people willing to hang out with Muslims tend to be of a much lower status. Especially when we would have been young
>go to friend's house to play some vidya>we have gay sexhow did it happen
>>744724193benis in boygina
> wasn't allowed to play violent games> When at friend's house always had to take nonlethal options in games> Eventually play Lego Star wars.> "Friend" gets bored so tells my mother that we play games where we rip the hearts out of people (the health pickups that drop from enemies)
>>744724704who exactly was enforcing this 'nonlethal' option when you were out of your house?
>Go to fren's house to play vidya>playing b01 zombies>Dempsey says "bitch" on tv>his mum opens the door >"WHAT DID HE SAY?" said calmly>"Nothing">Repeated again for 2 minutes>Him sweating>Got away with it>Remember it 16 years laterholy kek thank you for the memories since my parents didn't want me to play 18+ besides my dad unless I hide it
>>744724193Video games are a slippery slope to homosexualityEspecially japanese ones
>>744725336I dont play jap games, they are for fags
>>744725336Source me
>>744691346>Everyone has a cool kid school persona and a home persona and those two have to wrestle with each other when the two worlds meetso true
