CASHNADO ALERT!!GRAB THAT CASH!
why did we let boomers run the world again?
>gambling:|>gambling, japan(little girls edition):o
I hate that digital slot machines are vidya by any definition.I want to be as far away from the association as possible.
>>744711443Because your ass doesn't vote.
>>744711443I miss my grandma.
>>744711926Me too man. Cashnados are dangerous.
To win big at the cashnado, you must become the cashnado.
>>744711992he's fast!
>>744710919Gambling, including lotteries, shouldn't be freely advertised irl.
>>744711443fucking zombies man
>>744712308>>744711443the green lighting makes me think of that one scooby doo movie where ghouls suck out people's souls
>>744711992faster
>Me>At casino >Watch Asian man playing some vidya poker or digital slot machine game >Does something with his phone >Think he connected his bank account to the machine >Instantly see $5,000 get transferred to the machine >Poggers If I was rich I probably would be a gambling addict. It feels more fun when you have so much disposable throwaway income to drop on gambling in hopes of winning even more money. You have less to lose/risk if you are already wealthy. $5,000 to that man must have been like $500, but who knows. Maybe that was all his money and he just said "fuck it" and went all in in hopes of hitting big.
Older slot machines that actually spit out coins when you win seem pretty cool and it's sad that all we have nowadays is this shitty curved TV video slot dog shit with printed receipts instead of actual coins
>>744711443You weren't born when they took over the world, and now you're busy jerking off
>>744712387>faster
>>744712508I understand why they did it. Only one kind of machine to maintain for the whole casino, just different software.But I get you though. It's not like I've ever been to any of those places, but a casino without coins? What's the point?
>>744711443Its funny when you realise they're doing it wrong and achieved nothing
>>744710919Gachatroons
>>744711443How is this different from zoomers gacha porn games, except that these boomers can actually win real money?
>>744712739Yeah it absolutely makes sense from an operator's perspective, it just seems like a lot of the magic is gone. I wonder if there was pushback when places first started making the transition
>>744711443How does that even work? is it like, a pity pull like in gachas where "Yeah this sucker has wasted some money without a win, here's 5 bucks back."?
>>744712867It's different because there is no game surrounding it, it's just the gacha pulls
>>744712432Casino addicts are subhumanI have no problem with taking risk but every casinos are rigged so what's the point
>>744712920The "game" in gacha is litetally the same thing
>>744712920But the game is to justify the gatcha, its not like you can use it in other games. it's even more worthless than actual money.
>>744712949Not even defneding gachas but no, it isn't
>>744712715FASTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRNXCZO9Xg
>>744712968Yes it is. Theres illusion of interaction, when its all just a numbers game.
>>744712936This is why blackjack is basedBasic strategy brings the house edge down to like half a percent and with counting you can flip it to your sideIt's a good game to play if you just want the experience of sitting there shooting the shit with the dealer and other random jackasses without it really costing you much of anything long term
>>744712864>>744712867you are delusional if you think gachaGODs spend even a fraction of what these zombies waste on a single afternoon
>>744712998
>>744713007Okay but no matter how much you minimize it there is still a game there
>>744713007can say that about any game, vagueretard-kun...
>>744713018if you actually worked for you money instead of spending your ebt on pngs you could afford to spend more too
>>744713075Which gacha games accept EBT?
>>744711881>He thinks voting mattersLmao
honestly i'm so glad nobody i care for fell for this shit>>744711443>>744712364>mfwalso, fucking jannies handing me a 24h ban from posting in the last thread for no discernible reason
>>744713151How was it supposed to work if you didn't Pokemon GO to the polls?
>>744711560kek, SePoBePo
>>744713121No anon. YOU CANT ASK QUESTIONS!YOUR OWNED! He OWNED YOU!Don't ask how. He just did.
>>744711443one of a few things could be happening here.Sometimes a bank of machines can have linked bonuses, one person gets it, everyone playing gets in. Or. sometimes places promote machine banks with timed bonuses. Advertise that an area is 'the cashnado zone!' ooOOoOoOh and hand out pity credits every so often.Both of these have the same problem. I don't see credits getting added anywhere, and the one on the left is still in the credit denomination screenAnd three, could just be a pregaming ritual by habitual gamblers. not much different than blowing on dice or having a lucky hat. Still grim
>>744712508I worked at a casino that had coins slot machines back in '07 and they'd have metal cans to put the coins in and haveng to loud ass metal coins get dumped into metal buckets by 40 different boomers every 5 minutes for 9 hours a day made me wantbto go over and beat them with it.
>>744712886An anon broke it down before but they’re doing it wrong. Basically a Cashnado Alert signifies that during their slot pulls there’s a chance that they’ll pull a Cashnado and start the actual event you can grab cash in. It’s not guaranteed.So at this moment, they’re grabbing at nothing and just wasting time.
>zoomers are dopamine addicted to gatcha girl games and brainrot videos on their iphones>meanwhile the literal boomers
>>744712867Generally gacha addicts at least understand how their games work and don't pointlessly paw at the screen like retards
just buy grandma a switch at this point, it will work out way cheaper.
These are the people who own all the real estate you can't afford.
>>744711443Is this a ploy by the casino to get them to stand up once in a while so they don't die from sitting so long?
>should i go enjoy whats left of my life or help my family thrive?>nah>i'll blow my life savings on a form of legal robbery which is designed so you never win and they openly tell you that its a 10-35% loss rate>not per spin>every time you playThe gambling isnt a problem but you are quite simply better off playing card games because at least with cards you can openly see the odds and can actually win if you calculate them correctly.
>>744712508I miss these too sometimes, the nickel machines were good to waste time at. I hate this "Here's 3 color swapped MacGuffins that activate the bonus, they get bigger as you play MACGGUFFINSIZEHASNOTHINGTODOWITHLIKLIHOODOFBONUSACTIVATION" trendEverything is a variant of it nowadays.
>>744713345but that sounds like pure soul
Yoooo my daily dose of CASHNADO thread
>>744713594I just wanna match fruits and sevens like in my old computer games and hear coins plink outI'm '92 and even for me this shit was gone by the time I was old enough to step in a casino
>>744711978kek
test
>>7447137144chan.org/banned
>>744712920>game
there are government approval documents for each brand and model of video poker machine designating how they work as well as the expected rate of return with the approved selection of game settings.>rate of return is usually 70-80%, practically never above 90%>on average you're wasting 20-30% of your money every time you play
>>744713773yes
>>744711992I work at a casino and we would be absolutely delighted if we saw a patron doing this. Like he'd be our favorite guy.
>>744713787>gambling starts with gamesso give your kid a ps5
>>744711560If I could win a cute girl in irl gambling I'd do it too.
BAZINGA!!!!
>>744713579>if you calculate them correctly.CARD COUNTINGDING DONG BANNU
>>744713787>>744714430>nogame.s[...]lmao
>>744714537>impossible to prove or disproveIt's just what they use to kick out people they don't like, isn't it?
>new bomberman game is a slot machineI hate Konami so much.
>>744714637they kick out people who are winning, quite simply
>>744713023FASTER
>>744714537>NOOooo >Stop thinking of numbers You have to be over 16 to post on this site
>>744714537SIR ARE YOU USING YOUR PREFRONTAL CORTEX THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES
>>744711992DEJA VU
>>744714887>Stop thinking of numbersno.now check out these trips
>>744714637They still do. You have no inherent right to be in a casino. If we don't like what you're doing we can boot you out. We don't have to prove shit. If you create a fuss when we ask you to leave we call the sheriff and now every time you have a background check you have to explain why you're trespassed from a casino.During horse racing we asked a guy to leave and he shouldered his way passed security. We just shrugged and called the SO. Turns out he was an owner of a few race horses. He had to pack up his horses to leave. Probably cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars and casinos talk so he'll have a hell of a time getting his horses on the track.
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