Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Mega Man X8 16-bitNext: Ratchet & Clank (PS4)Later: Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!Stream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Now: The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & HoppyNext: Ninja GaidenLater: HellforcesSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744709525
>>744721857
You shouldn't be making a new thread when the last one is still only on page 9, anon.
miggy
>X8 demakeHow have I never heard of this? Looks like absolute kino
What was the "drama" even about? From what understand lovaren(?) is/was a super big attentionwhore that blatantly used her sex appeal whenever she appeared.Then she made a twitter post or something saying that ESA is awful because she got sexual harassed by someone outside their control(not their hotel area or something) and they should have handled the situation better... when they don't really have the authority to do more than they did?Then lots of the "in-group" at ESA instantly went and pretty much rebelled against ESA for this shit, even the threads was spammed with crap like "EDENAL IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF FUCK HIM!" which felt so inorganic.It really seems like there's a lot more behind the scenes than the lovaren "sexual harssment" and considering how fucking fast they turned on ESA and wanted everyone to hate them
>>744722702
Love dragon but I hope he loses weight soon, he's in his 30s now and has a non active lifestyle. It won't end well for him.
Migging to work. 10 more hours and I'm free to watch the rest of the marathon this week. Hold the good runs until then, please.
>>744722796Tell that to Gaben
migging
migging from 2 threads over
big mig, no space
>>744722780Short version is:She metoo'd ESAEdenal didn't react the best to it and started mass banning in his discordLots of regulars left in "support"Regulars who left vastly over esimated their popularity
>>744722796The only funny thing about him is him being so fucking fat, if he actually falls for the ozempic meme I'm ready to throw him out
Miggyyyyy
Why the hell did Yakuza have two runners?
>>744721889Yeah he is, I talk to him every ESA. Don't let him catch you making tea the wrong way though (a.k.a. not making it so hot that it'll burn your throat) or he WILL eviscerate you.But yeah if you do go chat with him absolutely
>>744722780There are pastebins about this, not much left to be discussed, and what's true and what not is largely dependent on your own POV: https://pastebin.com/NMYQwJXm
>>744722780Like I said in the past thread, there'd been low morale and dissent far before the lovare thing. Edenal's a bit of a cooky guy who does wacky ideas even if his entire team disapproves of them e.g. no stream 2, no 24 hours, at one point he was insistent on doing a ChatGPT schedule. The lovare thing was just their excuse to finally get out.
>>744722813It's a biscuit, it has jam in it.
>>744722796He is getting stronger.
>>744722912
aw hell did I miss the rebeldragon run
>>744722905>no stream 2, no 24 hoursThat was metakos idea though you retard
>>744722780Lovare was under the delusion that ESA staffers were paid salaries just like GDQ. She wanted in on the dosh. Instead of believing the truth when it was told to her, she and others metoo'd them.Edenal and Planks fucked up under the pressure with silencing dissenters on the discord, but that's what pressure is designed to do: force mistakes. That doesn't make the detractors right. Given how this ESA has turned out, I don't miss any of them
>>744722901I mean he is british so i would take his tea making tips seriously.
>>744722901>Don't let him catch you making tea the wrong way though (a.k.a. not making it so hot that it'll burn your throat) or he WILL eviscerate you.Is this what really happened ESA Winter 2026 and why lots of runs were "cancelled" and replaced with RebelDragon? Did someone piss him off with the tea too hard that he opened his mouth and swallowed half the event like Kirby?
wrrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>744722915why the fuck is it so greenit hasn't been that good
>>744722915>all that greenTurns out all you need is classic games, no annoying dono readers singing and yelling trans rights and no shitty skits after every run to have a great marathon.
>>744722962>guy who only existed on stream 2>uhhhh no it was his idea to remove it
>>744722780I'm still curious what's the deal with Metako was.
>>744723032Inflation
>do an arnold voice!>does a radioactive man voice insteadbaka
>>744722915ESA is so back...Even if you count ESA inflation and bump every run down a rating, its still better than GDQ.
>>744723032GDQ keeps lowering the bar
>>744722780>It really seems like there's a lot more behind the scenes than the lovaren "sexual harssment" and considering how fucking fast they turned on ESA and wanted everyone to hate themThere was also the whole mismangement of plans with Metako
>>744722991>puts milk >No SamovarBrits don't know how to make tea
>>744722679I need to mig for my offspring's sake>>744722915>so much greenPlease guys, I'm missing too many good runs by going outside, please start sucking so I can leave my house guilt-free
>>744722915Could this be the first marathon with total average rating being A?
>>744723062damn
>>744723032>bunch of old games>no annoying interruptionsthats all its ever taken. GDQ's highest rated runs are the same thing
nice mouse cursor
>>744723032The average quality has been pretty good and the bar overall has been lowered.
>>744723056Probably got sick of Metako schizo
>>744723032It's these fucking e*ropeans trying to make themselves look good.
>>744723074What is ESA/GDQ inflation? It always feels like an "A" for ESA would be an "S" in GDQ
>>744723032That's what happens when people have to actually watch the runs instead of shitposting in the thread about an annoying TRANS RIGHTS donation for the 67th time
this is pretty sick ngl
>>744723053>guy who was in charge of RPG legends>the event that had all the changes first>the changes that were then tested at ESA and hated>the changes that were reversed when metako left
>>744723056>Moves to Sweden to be more involved with ESA>Leaves ESA a month or two laterWhat did he mean by this?
>>744723032Heteronorminative patriarchy keeping us down sis
Can we not talk about G*Q here please?
>mouse on screen on MMX8
>>744722702Has anyone got the version with the dust particles?
>>744723096
>>744722982And given how UKSG turned out, which is where most of them went, I definitely don't miss them.
Niggers, i get that you're butthurt about AGDQ going down the shitter, but must you bring that butthurt unto OTHER speedrun events?
>>744723197The demake has mouse control so he's using it to select the stages faster
>>744723215BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>744723141Generally think the opposite. Due to GDQ being so shitty, people say that ESA's ratings are inflated despite being average runs because "Finally, just normal runs!"
half the week already over
>>744723096pretty steep drop off in total votes for GDQ this time around, felt it in the threads too
What's the reason that Euros are so less political than Muricans? Like how at GDQ they had to do the trans rights stuff every 5min, had to do that Gaza video with the guy fake crying, banning people because they said 5 years ago in their twitter they voted for a right leaning party in their country and so on.While on ESA it's just a bunch of people having fun and donating money to people that forget stuff.
>>744723032>play the fucking game>don't get interrupted every 2 secondsIt's literally that simple
>>744723197FUUUUUUUUCK
>>744723096Funny how ESA just keeps getting better as GDQ slowly dies.
>>744722780>>744722982>>744722902>Gets harassed outside of the event, by people outside of the event>Goes to the event safeguarding team about it>Safeguarding team tells her that they cant do anything about it as its people not at the event, and an incident not in the event, and to go to hotel staff about it as they have the power to eject them>Doesn't go to hotel staff>Tantrums instead>??????
>>744723282euro so desperata they try to appeal to everyone for maximum money and look only 20,000$ raised compared to GDQs 3 million every time, its not working
>>744722915There's no way all this green is legitimate. I've watched the runs, 90% of them are a single boring depressed german guy who can't be bothered to give interesting commentary and doesn't play especially well. It's a series of half-assed lets plays
>>744722842what the helly
>>744723282Trust me they're not, it's just the political (trannies) ones haven't invaded the european speedrunning scene as hard as they have in america
>>744723282They're not, it's just american politics are utterly toxic right now and both sides are in maximum "costly-signaling" mode (Think virtue signalling but on steroids if you don't know the term).
>>744723282americans have god syndromethey have to be the ones to "fix" everything
>>744723280It was really hard to watch GDQ this year, even for the hate watching. Once Spike did that faggy palastine speech i checked out of the whole event and didn't come back.
>>744723336mediocre esa runs are rated highly purely because there's no tranny rights spam
>>744722915Been watching since Winter 24 and this is the first time the marathon’s so good i barely did any work and have canceled most of my plans for the week lmao
>>744723336>90% of them are a single boring depressed german guy who can't be bothered to give interesting commentarythen name 5
>>744723282It's the language barrier. Americans shove their politics up everyone's ass, because English is the lingua franca of the western internet and unless there are clear signs otherwise, you assume everyone else's on it. Europeans with their local languages understand nobody cares about their local politics and keep them to themselves when they gather.
GRAND DAD???
>>744723282trannies have no power in europe
>>744723356>right nowIt always is. Americans hate each other and just want an excuse to kill each other again.
>>744723328women are retarded.
>threads are free from the janny finally>ESA is back and as good as the good'ol days>everyone having fun and enjoying the eventWho else is happy for once !?
I didn't notice in his previous run that he literally has a scar on his face
fleentstones...
>>744723336>It's a series of half-assed lets playsI would believe you if you didn't say this.
>>744723282Edenal tries ot keep the event apolitical, but BSG, NSG and UKSG have had the gay pride flags in their layouts
Ok the Flintstones run has started shut up faggots
I played the FUCK out of this Flintstone game when I was like six years old. It was one of those semi-obscure games I played over and over again because I didn't have that many other games to play at the time.Thx for reading my blog
the white man's anime
>>744723413basedshould have finished my project this week but i 'aint
>>744723524Flintstones hasn't been cool since they stopped advertising cigarettes
>>744723563shut up and eat your flintstones ketamine
>>744723282I think being outwardly political is considered gauche in a lot of Europe, something only the lower classes do.
>>744723503>Edenal tries ot keep the event apoliticalhopefully he can ingnore the faggy activist and keep ESA apolitical.
same thing with scooby doo, if you showed flintstones to kids nowadays they would still like it
wtf it's flint-stones??!I always thought it was just flin stones
>>744723524I preferred this over the Jetsons.
never cared for flintstones or any hanna-barbera cartoons really always thought they were just bad tv filler
>>744723620It's actually 'fleent-stones'
I wouldn't expect such a full crowd for a flintstones on nes run
>>744723494Extremely. I was fearing that i get burned out with month of speedrunning marathons, but i'm now even more motived then in start of the last month.
Stream 2 viewers, reminder to hydrate and to pick your vitamins wisely.
>>744723637jetsons is about a cuck
>>744723620no no its finnstones
>>744723647Feel the same.
>>744723494>>threads are free from the janny finallyyea it's nice not being 3day'd for literally no reason
>>744723268No, I legitimately find the average ESA run better. GDQ does not often get high calibre runners anymore and often choose either bad games or bad categories. The Tactics Ogre run last SGDQ would have been right at home at ESA, but was considered one of the best of that event
>>744723606>something only the lower classes do.It's the other way around, the more wealthy inner city people openly flaunt their political views. While blue-collar workers usually keep it to themselves UNLESS they know everyone else is having the same kind of views and then openly shit on immigrants.
>>744723663And don't forget to light up a nice, refreshing Winston cigarette.
Fentstones (pronounced feeent)
>>744723336People playing the games normally, mostly no annoying donoreads, no politics, no skits, no orb and no other shit like that, no changing of estimates, no theatre kids running, just proper tism, most runs ended in good times and even the gimmicky runs were mostly good and comfy. Turns out we like speedruns and not all the shit that’s sold to us with them.
>>744723503BSG too? Is that new? I knew that UKSG went down that road and was basically irredeemable by now, but BSG (until this summer, which I have missed) was always the strictly business-marathon: Just speedruns, no fun, no gimmicks, but also no GDQ shit.
>>744723663Fuck the console wars I am signing up the for childrens chewable vitamin wars.
>>744723728BSG looked the same as ever this summer as well. i certainly didn't notice anything different
>>744723663>imagine not taking smurfs while smurfing
>>744723494You guys had problems with jannies here too lately? I only come to /v/ during speedrun events
ESA should now lower the entry fee for the event so more people can attend in the future. 220 bucks to just attend is crazy. Then you have to also include the cost of staying at the hotel etc.It was the best and most comfy when it was at a random school gym.I live only 20min away from the event, but 220 bucks is too much.
>>744723689It really does help that most of the games being run at ESA are classic games and not literal who indie games with people screaming trans rights every ten seconds.
>>744723849>the one vatican runner
I have to go to work. Can chartfag give this an S for me? I've been unironically loving this run
>>744723494this is the best, I did some retarded shitposts the last few days that would have gottem me 3 ackd for sure. I'm so happy I probably get to watch the relay race with you guys unbanned for the first time since covid lol.
When's Garfield's game?
>>744723842That and the fact Sweden is very expensive also doesn’t help
>>744723902MMX8 or Flintstones?
>>744723842Yeah that's very expensive.
This Murican/Dutch duo are pretty great, I think i watched all their runs so far. Unfortunately Mega Man is too good this time
>>744723902I've got you senpai
>>744723810There used to be a janny that was monitoring the speedrun events like a hawk and banning people within minutes for the most minuscule reason and for no reason at all at times. I bet that over half the posters were banned.The threads felt awful, t was during the times when the events were also the most awful.The threads has always been the best part of the events and the moderation feeling worse than reddit really killed all the fun.
>>744723907I dunno, there is still time to get banned during crash team racing for coco posting.....
>>744723703Maybe that's it then, US runners are the bourgeois and EU runners are the proletariat
I love how this Flintstone game ticks all the boxes for NES platform stages: the grass stage, the ice stage, the castle stage, the underwater stage, etc.
>>744723849>Number 1 and 2 runner in a game that actually has more than 5 runnersGDQ could never
>>744723989That's why the backup thread exists.
>>744723842Kinda ironic that very likely much more money could be collected if everybody attending just did nothing instead, and donated the money saved by not attending to the charity. I know it doesn't really work like that, but still...
>>744723032>no politics>no annoying chants>no donation readers who insert themselves as a part of the runs>no skits>no shoehorned prize shows>no theater kid shit where the "hosts" think the event is about them>no ad games>no dudes with purses who talk about their discord>classic games are included>just runsIt's like GDQ said it themselves, they're a fundraiser (for themselves too) and not a speedrunner event, which is a retarded way to approach an event
>>744724023Let's not pretend Smushy Come Home didn't happen.
>8 mavericks at onceHoly kino
>>744723663Flintstones chewable morphine
>>744723982Yeah i remember that. I thought you had some janny just being super strict on the board lately, apparently it's happening on other boards
>>744723663who's fred?
I MISSED REBELDRAGON FUCK
I’ll take a quiet autistic german man over corvimae/flygone/quacksilver’s circle jerk every time
>>744723842is that for 7 days if so they should just sell 1 day tickets for like 40 bucks
>>744724092ligma balls
>>744723637we're in your house nigga
>>744724095He's still got two more runs, don't miss them
>>744724056Yeah its nice at ESA the speedruns seem to be the main focus. Much nicer.
AAAAH FLASHING LIGHTS I'M DYING HELP M-
Rate THE FLINTSTONES: THE RESCUE OF DINO & HOPPY
is there a quirky pokemon run this marathon?
>>744724180A, solid
>>744724180A for bAm bAm
>>744724180F for Flintstones
>>744724180A
>>744724180A+. Good run, short, had the top two runners either playing or doing comms.
>>744724180A nice duo honestly
>>744724180B
>>744723842damn it's actually expensive $60 for a single day ticketis renting the place that expensive? isnt it like 3 or 4 rooms in an hotel the attendatns are filling?https://register.esamarathon.com/events/8
>>744724180A even though I didn't really pay attention
Bros bow do I go from being a Beta reploid to a Sigma reploid?
>>744724180A+Short and Sweet.
>>744723857>most of the games being run at ESA are classic gamesI will forever hate GDQ for the fucking Rollercoaster Tycoon 'run' they did.
>>744724180Athese nes niggas are alright
>>744724192schedule is linked nigger, platinum is on friday
>>744724260>279.00 SEK (incl. 25% MOMS)Where can I get the 100% MOMS package?
>>744724260>Includes entry to ESA Summer 2026 for all event days, complementary event tee, unlimited use of the on-site Arcade, mixed gaming areas! (Also all the coffee, popcorn and ice cream you can handle)>all the coffee, popcorn and ice cream you can handleNow we know why /BIGBOY/ is always there, hope he doesn't explode
Rate Mega Man X8 16-Bit.
>>744724384SSome of the coolest tech I've seen in a MMX game and 15 minutes under estimate
>>744724104They do. You can get one off the site or buy it at the door
>>744724384S
Guy looks like a secondary character designed by Mashima Hiro.
>>744724384SSS
>>744724384A
>>744724180B+>>744724384A+
>>744724370>all you can eat ice creamNo wonder this shit costs so much Rebel probably eats $10k worth of it by himself.
>>744724384A- energy a bit lackluster, but the game looked sick
>>744724384B+
Why can't I upload mp4s? Anyone have that fight club janny version?
>>744724384A+Love my ESA megamans
>>744724384SLoved the Metal Gear & Megaman runs this morning
>>744724436
>>744724384S for me and S for >>744723902
>>744724384B
>>744724384SReally cool to see the contrast between it and the game it was demaking. I can't remember if that was dogwater or ASM but it was recent.
>>744724384S pretty cool demake
>>744724092Dont you start being naughty now
>>744723336part of it is people not really caring about run execution at all, a boring/mid run that doesn't mention trans rights is an automatic A. part of it is people having ESA's superiority to GDQ being some autistic fixation where they think they have to rate everything an S or A to prove that. them being autistic, they don't realize that this undermines the chart and makes their overcompensating obvious
>>744724312Yeah or remember how they modded games like DK64 so the loading space screen would read out trans right? Fucking insufferable.
Mega men, remember to switch to stream 2 for NINJA Gaiden or DIE
>>744724180S
>>744724384Sss, top tier run
>>744724514
>>744724541No thanks.
>>744724620PLUM NO
>>744724620PLUM NO GET OUT OF THERE
>>744724538>Modding games to include trans rightsGDQ classic
>>744724673ESA did that last event thoughbeit
>>744724689Which run?
>>744724689Link?
>>744724538It can be funny sometimes
SPELFARSAN MED VÄNNER
>intermission is always at the same time on both streamszzz
im ready for some ninja gaiden kino
>>744724620Computer, activate the machine and fill the room with helium.
>>744724719The rally game with the wooden setup, the livery on the car bonnet said Trans rights
>the ____ community
>>744722625Do they really have to interview faggots after every run
>>744724802Yes, next question
>Pokemon is todayYES YES YES YES YES
>>744724802Are they interviewing people after every run? I hear music
It should take 15 seconds to swap the cartridge and runner, why does it always take 15 minutes?
>>744724802Better then watching the same 5 people pretending to be friends playing some gay quizz gameshow.
>>744724847>rescheduled my plans so they'd line up with pokemonheh, like moving chess pieces...
>>744724765That was GDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOqvW-uPcls
>>744724853Somebody has to keep blowing into the cartridge until it starts working.
>>744724857Sure, better than crushing my nuts with a mallet too.Doesn't make it not gay and retarded.
>>744724689What do you gain from lying bro
>>744724884Oh I'm retarded, sorry anons
>>744724884>WARNING THIS GAME HAS CONTENT THAT MAY CAUSE MOTION SICKNESS
>>744724891how about you blow my cartridge and see if it starts working
>>744724891they should get some qutips and isopropyl alcohol, works way better and faster.
>>744724954Blow into this *unzips famicom*
>>744724384B - was a pretty good run
>>744724853They probably want to give people watching time to step away for a few minutes, also they probably have button checks and shit.
>>744724937Not lying just threw off by the use of purple in the layout, honest mistake :)
>>744724884>That was GDQ and not ESA like anon believedFucking kek
>>744724884This one was fucking great. One of my favorites from GDQ over the last years
>>744724847>Pokemon White 2
>>744724930Can I crush your nuts with a mallet?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785933744887317.webm
>>744724930you get this or the intermission screen like Stream 2 has. Just mute and tab out bro. its not hard
>>744725002yeah a give people time to actually show up and watch the run too.
>>744725006>trans rights are ok if its in a game I liked
>new game+ cheatsyawn
>>744725065Surely you can point me to where that was the case for that run, since I don't remember there being any modification like that, yes?
>>744725005good lord
>nu-RatchetNo thanks.
I kind of prefer when stream 2 was a mostly empty room playing some obscure stuff
I don't need a reminder of how shit nu-R&C is
>>744725005holy shit kek
wait what the fuck is the point of this shit, fuck stream1 so hard
yeah time to switch over to ninja gaiden
>>744724673Gotta love when it backfires tho
bad games should at least feature eye candyI should be looking at coco running around rn
>>744725198The Ninja Gaiden runner is missing, they've been searching for him for the past 30 minutes now
>>744725040>india flag
>>744725005>no you don't understand ESA just gets a boost the tranny pandering isn't even that bad at GDQ!!!!!
>>744725226Is the runner a ninja?
>>744725201>trans ri--ACK
all that setup time and you still have this bullshit
>>744725129
>>744725201>trans rights is the only one who escapes hangingWhat's the backfire here?
>>744725226he's a real ninja
>>744725201That shit made me laugh so fucking hard when it happened. Everyone in the crowd clapping and shit, it was perfect.
wtf they made a soulless version of r&c?
>>744723336The godawful gdq is making this esa look amazing by comparison. It definitely feels people are overrating some runs
>chokes>still keeps tryingwhy?
>>744725226it's the smash bros brawl runner situation all over again
>check botg schedules>nothing new and excitingY'all cant be serious with this.
>>744725272Okay, I genuinely didn't notice, but the trans lefts kind of makes it funny
>>744725310>implying ratings matter.
Why are they ahead of schedule? Slow the fuck down!
>>744722625ESA > GDQI'm sick of seeing trannies
>>744725367ah yes the bargaining phase
>>744725390you certainly arent sick of talking about us though :3
My only complaint for the event is that they run WAAAY too many ads, and yes I have an adblocker, but it messes up with my audio equalizer so I have to keep pressing the equalizer button all the time.
>ninja timeFuck yeah
>>744725390ESA has trannies too though?
What the.. What the?What's he going to say? What the fuck??
>>744725390ManlyMaeve says hi
>>744725385crazy that they clawed the schedule back on time after being over an hour over schedule since the first day lol.
>>744725378>appeal to triviality
>explains the tricks he will be using and howneat
>>744725401It's certainly wasn't as pervasive as during roller coaster tycoon or that god awful DK64 run.
>>744725246
Ninja Gaiden let's goooo
>>744725462people here are literally retarded. you will never have fair and balanced ratings though. there are people still seething about trannies.
NINJAGAIDEN
>>744725412I hate trannies so mu- GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK
>>744725378yeah, good point
>>744725378Haven't rated once, and i've been in these threads for years
>>744725426Way less than GDQ, also hotter real biological women
wake me up for the hypnoshark run
>>744725579Speedruns?
>>744725331i didn't hear no bell
ninja gay den
UNLIMITED CONTINUES MEAN NO GAME OVER
>>744725426>BUT A?>>744725606>BUT WHAT ABOUT B?moving_goalposts.webp
>>744725673LMAO
I love NES runs, they're made for speedrunning
>>744725673You have ninjas at home?
>>744723282we don't talk about salaries and politics in public. it's bad manners
>>744725682stop being an obsessed troon.
>>744725707Same, they're basic in viewing how they progress and yet they require very tight skills if you actually want to progress fast.
I like how much NG2 on the 360 is a sendup to the NES games with all the levels taking place in completely different random locations
>>744725682How about you concentrate on the speedruns instead of replying to the GDQ secondaries? Or perhaps you are one as well?
>>744725746Performatively watched another episode huh?
>>744725707a lot of them are hard as fuck and don't have difficulty settings toonone of this 'I'm running on easy mode in new game+' bullshit
Do NOT check what the next stream 1 run is.
>>744725779We will win.
>>744725426Check ratings. Only one trannyrunner who got a C and only one non run.
>>744725808NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>744725763Always found it funny how 3 does it with real ass countries complete with CoD mission briefings
>>744725310GDQ only looks worse because they have more donos. if ESA was half as popular, they'd be shitting up the runs with faggy dono reads as well.>b-but trannies!I don't fucking care. if a dono read said TRANS RIGHTS no one on camera would have balls to mock it.
>>744725831smushi and that corgi game both felt like ads thoughbeit
>>744725808I like spyro :3
>>744725831>FFX>that A ratingI already know you're cattle.
Don't look at what time it is in the USA right now.
>>744725806You know twelfth episode is the last one? Right? RIGHT?
>>744725808YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>744725856Yeah, because they wouldn't read those unless they donated like 1000 eurodollars
>>744725856if a dono reads trans rights just don't read it out, simple as.
>Americans on both streams right nowESA has fallen...
>>744725897There's 4 major timezones in the US...
>>744725897I've been awake and posting since 6
>>744725938AmeriGODS won
One (SINGULAR) donation
>>744725895Relax, man
>>744725425That's a pretty cool plum
>>744725808HON HON HON NOW ZAT EEZ SUM FAINE VIDÉO GAIME
>less than threeThat dono was over $3 though?
>>744725895Dude it was a kino run where he fucked up the RNG manip and his cutscene remover mod fucked up the game and skipped a boss so the runner and his two friends had to route the run on the fly. and they still finished under estimate. Was really fun to watch.
>ninja gaiden choke on the most difficult screen
>that screenWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>744725897Good morning
>>744725856Yeah it's the donations forcing them to make trans pride shirts
>>744726016>still finished under estimatethey finished 2 minutes overestimate but it was great fun, yeah
This guy knows and names speedrun strats like ancient shinobi techniques
>>744726016nuh huh, anon hates it on principle so you're a cattlestein meganigger
>>744726049>suck troon cock>get firedwhat did he mean by this
>>744726049>Giving a shit about non-run contentJust stop. Let me guess, you basedface to PLUM too?
>>744726016>garbage opinion attached to a plum image
Hey, buddies. I think you got the wrong door. The GDQ thread is two blocks that way.
>recovered itNICE
Rate Ninja Gaiden or DIE
Rate Ninja Gaiden
>>744726151A
>>744726016>cutscene remover mod>literally removed (broke) gameplay contentIt's even worse than I expected
>people who hate speedruns are in the thread
>>744726151>>744726154A
idk why by spyro 2 is my least favourite of the trilogy.
>>744726151B
>>744726151>>744726154a
>>744726151>>744726154S, insane run
>>744726151>>744726154S
>>744726151>>744726154A+
>>744726151A+Well below estimate, nice commentary, chill runner, NES, very solid all-in-all.
>>744726151>>744726154AGood!
please stop bothering to reply to fags shitting on ESA and defending GDQ in an effort to rile you up. im fucking begging you
>>744726151>>744726154B+
>>744726164you dont watch speedruns all you do is goon to plum
>>744726151AClassic runners and classic speedrun game. Solid run with a few mistakes.
>>744726151>>744726154S luv NG
>>744726151>>744726154Ssmall chokes but not enough to affect my rating
>>744726164what are you gonna do about it? teehee
>>744726162Why would you watch 3h worth of cutscenes, the vast majority of them are not funny or cringe, worthy to be rewatched unlike C&C cutscenes.
>>744726154Ninja gaiden NES is always an S barring chokes
>>7447261692 is the most kino thoughbeit.
Back to stream 1 I guess... oh it's nu-rac
I HATE NG+ RUNS
>>744726169Spyro 2 gets criticized more these days so probably aren't too far off from that assessment
>>744726193Well said cabron
N-no, it can't be...
>>744726240>i hate NiGger+ RUNSwhat did he mean by this
>the looker going to be played on stream 2 in an hourSomeone tell Jon, he'll want to watch this.
>>744726154B+, thankfully we had something to watch while NG+ plus cheats nuratchet% was on stream 1
>>744726107>implying GDQ had better *runs*Every other one couldn't even make its estimate and the game selection was awful.
>>744726273ORRRRRRRRRRRRRB HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>744725005ESA has trannies and woke culture elements in it. But they're people first. They always remember to put the videogames first.>>744726151>>744726154SRunning Ninja Gaiden in a marathon and not fumbling it in itself is a big feat
>Hellforces (aka Чиcтильщик) is a video game published in 2004 on Windows by Buka Entertainment, MC2 France, Frogster Interactive Pictures AG, GMX Media Software Limited. It's an action game, set in a horror, sci-fi / futuristic, shooter, zombies and regional differences themes.Oh yeah, this sounds good.
>>744726346is this the game thas published by ESA?
>>744726151A, nice one
>>744726379No, thats Hellrunner.
>>744726379Anon any%ing his post reading comprehension
>>744726273>>744726331Time for one more quick donation?*reads out the entire LOTR series*
>>744726379Are you retarded?
>>744726379no that was hellrunner or some surfing game
it's HELLSPRINT
>>744726379
>>744726332>esa has trannies>only one
>>744726429
>>744726441oh...
>what the fuck is hellforces?I think we're in for some jank
>>744726475At least two, and thats not including Manlymaeves clique
>spyro run next>it's not the /v/ accepted cute transgirl running itwhy bother
>>744726425Must have missed the skip
>>744726346>France, Frogster
>>744726531Not according to ratings
>>744726557Oui Bonjour?
>>744726506Who's the anon playing right now
Biglad sighting on stream 1!
>>744726420>>744726425>>744726430>>744726436shorry
>>744726506Why does this happen to every game that advertises at ESA?
Rate Rachet & Clanker
Rate Ratchet&Clonk
>>744726647Z-
>>744726647>>744726662D
>>744726662>>744726647F
>>744726662C+
>>744726647F
>>744726647>>744726662D-
>>744726016>and they still finished under estimate.you didnt watch it i see
>>744726634That one was published by ESA according to Steam, so it's probably the only marketing it's gotten at all.
>>744726662D idn't watch. nice pic though
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>744726647>>744726662B. Runner was engaging, explained some of the tech, crowd had some pop offs. Game looked shit though.
Gotta make sure not to miss crash team racing
>>744726730I want to put my chode in Chlods
any kino runs coming up tonight?
>>744726634Gravity Circuit became pretty succesful thougheverbeit, is even getting a sequel
>>744726726
Today is loaded with runs I actually want to watch
>>744726634It's hard to sell videogames
>>744726773We are eating good fren
What do you call a transexual ninja?A She-no-be!
>>744726726>boring trash jrpg rundo people really?
>>744726726>almost 4 hour pokemon run>steam 2 will be over with by thenWow i might get to play a video game during the event for the first time.
>>744726829
>>744726829good one anon
>>744726829heh
>>744726829LOL
>>744726829lol
>>744726829Nice one
>>744726726thank you for the sleeping break ESA
>Goldeneye 007>Match Play exhbitionAww man
>>744726773Really? Explain this one then>>744726726
>>744726936he's ash ketchum
>>744726936They can't all be winners
dude looks like prime chibi
>>744726936He will load up pokemon porn for several hours
>>744726751Depends what timezone. The last game on stream 2 might be fun. A fishing game race.Burgers have it rough with Pokemon and Persona 5 strikers
the setup time on stream 2 is absurd
anyone know why alternate twitch player blocks ads fine on my laptop but not my main pc im tired of the stream stopping for a few minutes. i literally have the same exact shit setup on both
Kino alarm for stream 2
>>744726994based if it's actual pokemon and not the h*man girls
>>744727043ban furfags
>>744727043
it's okay, suimachine is polish
I thought this bitch was supposed to be stacked
FUCKING ADS
>>744727120LOMBOX TIDDIES
wtf is heckforce (my mom doesnt let me type h*ll), it looks like the xray engine from stalker
>>744727120LOMBAX TITTIES(they don't exist)
>immediate jankfucking kek
>>744727120Yes she was until a tranny on dev team had a mental breakdown about it
>>744726809wolowait what
>savestate runsigh
>>744727134all non run content is trash. prove me wrong.>>744727178said tranny should have been fired with cause. he singlehandedly ruined everything.
Choke alarm for stream 2
ACK
What the fuck is that jump height lmao
Is slavkino still a thing?
what the fuck is this kusoge
>>744727152I wish we would get more stalker runs. Seems like no one does them.
uh oh
>I'll just load a file>Oh, I don't have one
RESETRUN IS OVER
why is this chad into speedrunning
>stream 2
>>744727271he isn't. they just literally picked him up from bentley's 10 minutes ago
>submitted this as a joke and didn't actually want to run itbased scheduler making this nigga pay for joking around
>Have to restart the game between runs because some of it carries over between savesNow this is some prime eurojank
>>744727323It was destined to be on stream 2
>>744727357just needs the physics of the game to be tied to the frame rate then we are really cooking.
that makes two fps games this guy has ran that involves shrinking
>>744727508The runner's barely disguised fetish
>>744727043cute
Spyro is on, for the Stream2 cucks.
it's time
PLAYSTATION NATION
>we're gonna cheat so that's pretty coolspeedruns everybody
>>744727546We're watching wreckino fuck off furry go eat a subway
I'm half tempted to submit the Steam version of Black Souls to ESA.
>>744727075The internet should have never stopped shitting all over furfags.
>>744727546
>>744727546But mooom, we had Spyro yesterday.
Hypnoshark waiting room
>>744727546Sorry furfag, I'm watching jankino
>>744727598has there ever been an rpgmaker game ran on ESA?
FLAT IS JUSTICE
why is spyro flat?
I have alternative speedgame fatigue
>two serious germans running a slavjank gameIt's like an intermission with cake
Oh my god I love slavjank so much
>>744727676sui is poolish
>>744727646yes
>>744727546I hate spyro
>>744727672He wanted to be more like Plum.
oh fuck I didn't notice it was manly maeve
WE HAVE SPYROOOOOOOOAND SKELETOOOOOOOOR
>called tristendo>donates to playstation nationESAfags explain?
>>744727778Plum is not flat, she's just big-robed
>>744727646I'd expect someone to have run a horror game like Ao Oni or Ib
>>744727778plum is stacked though
>>744727791typical spyrotroon
>being excited for Spyro 4lol
3D platformers are so boring
>>744723378Wait what? I didn’t watch a single second of gdq. What did he say?
>>744727804Tendo means victory
>>744727702>runner is polishi thought i heard itimmigrant then?
>>744727831thats just a lighting and perspective trick
>>744727702Poland is German
>>744727920Don't tell the Germans that.
>>744727831PLUM PADS HER CHEST
>>744727881Here you can watch that garbage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmr6TIR4UmE
Ok but when is Gnome VS KDE speed run
There's a 16 player archipelago on site right now. The practice room is packed, I understand the new room setups now
>>744727957SLANDERS
based crowd in stream 2. they know whats good
>>744728016what gayme? is taking pics not allowed on site?
>>744728016why isn't the practice room streamed? they could easily just step up a low effort stream for thatit's free money
>Hiding AdsGuess I need to update my twitch setup. What's everyone using that works? I'm using Alternate Player.
>>744727986i still dont believe there's people out there using kde whenever i try it it somehow crashes in less than 2 minutes of use
>>744728016>16 player archipelagoSounds like an absolute mess.
>>744727957Well duh, she's called "Plum" and not "Melon" after all.
>>744728016who cares mexicunt
>endless spyro talkam I the only one watching hellforces?
>>744728141yes
>>744728141this thread is about the practise room now
>>744728141no
>>744727967Holy fuck I am so glad I didn’t have to witness this live. My eyes cannot possibly roll further into the back of my skull. What a fucking embarrassment.
>>744728141nobody is watching spyro
>>744728112KDE was completely stable at some point and again became completely stable during v5, years ago.
>>744728141anynoe who isn't a faggot is watching hellforces
>>744727986What's this?
>>744728095Been watching Twitch through streamlink. Haven't seen a single interruption.
>game crashes>room claps
>game crashes>applauselmao
it chrashed lol
crash
CRASH KINO
>>744728267kino
Imagine if some knee-height dude jumps into your base and hops out through a ceiling
>>744728181What happens in the practice room stays in the practice room
Very comfy trainwreck
>>744728141me :)
>>744728226lies i installed it on a laptop this year and it completely froze the computer when i tried to make a change to the taskbar in the desktop edit mode
>people literally watching a nonrunwhy?
why is the hellforces guy so smol
>>744728295Don't joke about that stuff, they killed my great grandfather this way during the holocaust.
wtf why did the generator make a mario coin sound
>>744728274wouldn't be slavjank if it didn't.
really nice looking water in this game
>>744728274Kek I love slavjank
>>744728364quicksave/load glitch that made a small pill last forever
I just realized. Isn't "the Looker" the "the Witness" parody? Blow not going to like that.
>>744728295I have been gnomed many times and live in fear
>>744728364Indonesian
>>744728350for as much as /v/ loves to complain about nonruns, in reality they don't mind them as long as they're entertained
>>744728389honestly, yeah looks pretty good for how bad the rest of the game looks lol.
>>744728434heh
Is that Lumilaura in the far back left lmaoWhen does the fursuit come out?
why is spyro so flat
>>744728424I THINK JONATHAN SUCK BLOWS
citadel run when?
two minutes bros.......
>A midget jumps on your head and pushes you into a wall to kill you
>maeve on mic>go to work thinking "at least I won't have to listen to that">come home>maeve on micDamn it.
>>744728274Slavjank ad game? No surprise there>>744728389International man of mystery, he does not identify with flags
>forces the final boss to no clipBrutal. That's like speedrun rape
the timer stopped 2 seconds before the run was over
>>744709525>>744709525>>744709525MIGGERS
>>744728578>ad gameAnon it's a two decade old abandonware game
>>744728571puppery on 2
>>744728482Stop being so flatphobic.
>>744728571FORGOT WE'VE GOT STREAM 2 NOWAWW YEAH
>no, we don't have a discord, also fuck jews and niggersGod bless
>>744728610Sloppy bake
Rate Hellforces
>>744728610you won't trick me
>>744728647A+
>>744728647B+
40 ORB?
>>744728647HH for HellHorses
>>744728647B for a funny game
>>744728074Oh it is, I just didn't wanna intrude>>744728115I lied btw, it was 17. The already finished games were OoT, Balatro and Link's Awakening
>>744728647A
>>744728647B
>>744728647>inb4 overinflated ratings.it was a nonrun.
>>744728647SSS
>>744728647C
>>744728647J(A)nk
>>744728647A jankino
>>744728647D meh
I'll bake
>>744728482You better sleep one eye open tonight.Damn it takes forever to me make plum plushie OC.
>>744728647F these games define ESA and I want far less of them. Nobody except euro turdies play this shit
>>744728693what the fuck is this insanity
>>744728713
>>744728713gunna cry?
>>744728713How was it a non run?
>>744728647B entertaining jank
>>744728787[You should show up for yourself and see :D
>>744728783s-she's fast....
>>744728823he didn't like it
WE migGAN>>744728707>>744728707>>744728707
>>744728783based
>>744728713KWAB
>>744728478When is she going to run Spyro again?
>>744728693so these are the speedrun event orgies we're always hearing about
>>744728783H-hayai
>>744728823in every case it's an anon deciding that some arbitrary rule they made up invalidates the run
>>744728713rating ain't that serious, just enjoy the runs
>>744728783Saved
>>744728783AAAAAAAAAAA
>>744728783very naisu
I'm not watching Spyro. I refuse.
>>744728647B ellforces
>the looker
>>744728893i hope this faggot and his gang of retards never returns to yourope
>>744728693is this the new hotness, archipelago runs?
>ps2are you sure? This looks like a ps1 game
>>744729140it's INFINITE friend slop. archipelago won.
DID SOMEONE GET THE WEBM
>>744729245wha happun?
>>744729323button mashing with redness in face that looked like furious masturbation due to huge monitor in the way
>>744729323deytooker
>>744729367this?
>>744729181They're a bit inconsistent about it, where sometimes they list the platform they're playing on (like here with ps2), sometimes they're listing the original release platform (stating original platform when playing on an emulator).
>>744729389well I'msorrytoheardat...
>>744729548Calamity Angels: Special Delivery.
