Why doesn't EDI do anything in ME3?
You are a faggot if you play FemShep
She made my penis the big penis.
>>744723949Play? I haven't played it, I only care about the memes and porn
>>744723817>STILL no good Mass Effect porn game
>>744723949The male voice actor sounds worse.
>>744724489here we go with the cope
>>744723949i played both for the full experience (male first)
>>744723949TRVKE
>>744723949fpbp
>>744723817she gets you through cerberus security on chronos station
>>744723949seeing a man have sex with tali is grossI don't want to see men in my porn
>>744723817She's the Normandy's official cum disposal unit. That's not nothing anon.>>744723949Based and true. I tried playing femshep once because of all the glazing for Hale but she just straight up sucks. You lose the intended narrative of ME where you are chad banging alien bitches and saving the galaxy.
>>744723949What, you prefer male Shep getting railed by fat asari cocks?
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>>744723817this guy always makes shep look so fucking ugly
>>744723817I never played the LE version of ME3 but is it true they censored her cameltoe? I thought I heard that once.
>>744723817>posted 15 mins agoshameless
>>744724814They didn't
I LOVE fem shepard.not because i play one (lol), but because of all that porn
>>744724814It's censored with ass shots but all 3 versions of the legendary edition are dogshit and having fucked up models or missing animations and lighting Just mod the originals and play those
>>744723949considering it's a third person shooter, would you prefer having a female or male ass in front of you for the majority of playtime?
>>744723817Why would she need a body at all? This was so fucking retarded, along with the rest of the shit in ME3.
>>744725045I want female cock in front of me at all times
>>744725045I want a male because it's a roleplay game and I am a man
>>744723949>Male>stock looks>John Shepard>Spacer>Sole Survivoryep, it's gaming time
>>744725103but you aren't sci fi Special Forces cum James Bond either
>>744723817This femShep model gives me agp.
>>744725172I actually am
>>744725103fair enough but implying everyone who picks differently is gay is pretty gay
>>744725206i'm not sure how that's possible seeing as it looks like a ghoul and has hideous hair. offmodelstudio is more interested in repeatedly posting his own images here and on reddit to improve his actual art skills though i guess
>>744725225proof?
>>744725045>>744725172Interesting observations, but I have a couple of quick questions for your first:1) How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?2) Imagine an apple. You see the front of the apple, now turn the apple around in your head until you see the back of the apple. What does it look like?
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>>744723949In 2 and 3 at least.1 still has the bodysuits.
>>744725458>I'd feel great since I've had breakfast today and fasting allegedly helps appreciate food more>the back of an apple still looks like an applewhat's your point?>>744725554literally me
>>744723949>Today /v/ tought me for the 500th time that it is gay to want to look at woman while playing. It MUST be a male character if you are male, otherwise you are gay or a troon, because you are. Therefor anyone who plays Nier, Stellar Blade, any Metroid Game, Tomb Raider, and the like are therefor gay.
>>744725292I was just messing, though I think the face looks nice enough, I'm not a fan of some of the bimbo exagerated bodies.
>>744723817Joker is the worst thing about mass effect and I still seethe about having to save him in 2
>>744725850Okay, now: You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
>>744723817She does plenty both in the Normandy in general, with Traynor, during the geth arc and when reaching TIM's base. Of wait this is a ((((stealth)))) porn thread.
>>744726576it's actually not a porn thread, senpai
>>744726576>Of wait this is a ((((stealth)))) porn thread.its failing. We are instead getting in Freudian thought experiments to heckin' epically own each other!
There is something extremely uncanny about all those femshep porn models that make me feel like i'm looking at 5 goblins in a human suit
>>744726473Because I HATE TURTLES!
>>744726473>i asked whats your point and you keep promptingfuck off
>>744726627>guy who makes porn and regularly posts his stuff here to advertise>not a porn threadok chief
>>744726869is the porn with us in the room right now
>>744724702>Vanguard, Adept this low Strange, I expected notPsykers to be higher
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>come to a porn thread>no porn postedWhat a scam
>>74472470264 percent used Soldier because the gimping of the classes for no discernable reason made them un-attractive. Why would I not want to use all the weapons and just have my squad be my ability bitches? There was no reason for it and a better system should've been put in place. Necromunda: Hired Gun is a perk system that comes to mind, but whatever.I am more shocked that 87 percent of people customized Shep's face. I spent 20 minutes customizing mine in ME1 and there was a button prompt at the end that can erase all your progress without confirmation. I ended up doing that and just went with the default male because of it.
>Male>Default face>John>Soldier>Earthborn>War hero>Liara>Paragon only
>>744723817sex with sooty eyed women
>>744727372>war hero>not sole survivorruined playthrough
>Asari are encouraged to mate with other races and children with 2 Asari parents are often shunned.What did Bioware mean by this?
>>744727832You're right I'll concede that
>>744728193also, replace liara with miranda.
>>744728313Replace the blueberry nympho teen who you can have kids and wants to jump on you in the first game with the cockney British bimbo that you can't have kids with. For what purpose, anon?
>>744728694Wait is Miranda sterile? I thought she was a test tube baby engineered to be perfect?
>>744728901>Wait is Miranda sterile? I thought she was a test tube baby engineered to be perfect?Yes, unfortunately, that is a by-product of her being a clone of her father who essentially turned her, and her sister, into a female, perfected, version of himself. But he was a retard and didn't know what he was doing and caused both her and her sister to be infertile. You technically will have a more genetically closer child to you with Liara then with Miranda because with her you will have to adopt.There is a whole lore dump where you see Miranda going to dating sites and getting male after male to try and impregnate her to no avail in ME2.
>>744729089Surely the ME universe has the tech to make a test tube baby with both Miranda's and Shep's genes
>>744723949I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.
>>744729286Most likely, but the game doesn't try to steer you in that direction if I recall correctly. Its a big part of Miranda's story arc for some dumb reason. We have FTL travel. AI's and pseudo AIs. All this insane technology, but we haven't figured out test tube babies, oh but the Krogan have. See Grunt. Its fucking stupid, but if I go with lore reasons I would pick Liara over Miranda. Realistic reasons where the lore isn't retarded, you would be right to go with Miranda. Just have a test tube baby.
>>744729089so they were sexslaveclones
>>744729089any human (adopted) will be genetically closer to you than anything an alien would produce with your genes as unnecessary inspiration. heck, you could adopt a shrimp and it would be genetically closer to you. even dog-mommies are superior ot alienfuckers.
>>744727949innsmouth
>>744729464>so they were sexslaveclonesUnironically, Miranda had an insane fear of what would happen to her or her sister if her father got ahold of them. It is implied that a horrible fate would behalf either of them if that happened. I believe Miranda either kills or imprisons her father because of it in ME3.
>>744728313absolutely not, you have lost the plot
>>744723949>You are a faggot if you play FemShepNo, you're a faggot if you didn't play as both sexes at least once, tried out all 6 classes and all available pre-service histories and psych profiles>>744724796>this guy always makes shep look so fucking uglyTripleZXC figured out the perfect look for Femshep, but I guess some photoshop or AI editing was also involved to make her look better.
Do you prefer Femshep as a huge cocked futa bull or as submissive alien rapebait?
>>744727372Wrong. It's >Male>Default Face (Sheploo)>John>Vanguard >Earthborn>Sole Survivor >Tali>60% Renegade 40% Paragon (Paragon with your crew and for the big decisions, Renegade for every other conversation)
>>744723949Not a single refutation
>>744723949nothing wrong with being a faggot
>>744731530Former, but I understand the appeal of the latter.>>744731539If you're going to pick a default appearance, profile and history, then be a man and play as the default solider class. I approve of picking Tali tho.
>>744731530powerbottom alien rapebait that uses sex to her advantage
>>744724489lol, troon cope
>>744731369yeah zzzzzzxxxxxxxxxc uses ai over parts of his renders that's probably why it looks good
>>744731369lol, this faggot likes to imagine himself as a woman
>no Krogan romancewhat were they thinking?
>>744729089Damn that's sad. Surprising amount of depth to characters in this series that I forgot about, like ash citing poetry and christian beliefs. Unfortunately they fucked things up with 3
EDI couldn’t exist in the current year even though she’s just a pulp sci-fi babe.
>>744723949You are a faggot if you play maleShep in ME1 with his ass in tight suit constantly being front and center
>>744727245I just liked to be able to use every weapon type.However in ME1 every class can just use a shotty if you just give it explosive rounds and just aim at the enemy's feet.
>>744727245>>744733213Technically with the release of LE, only ME2 has a hard weapon restriction. IIRC, OG ME1 didn't let you zoom in on snipers if you didn't have the affinity for the weapons, but the rest of the weapons were still usable.That being said, I think that the main reason for such a high percentage of people picking solider is because that was the default option and they cared enough to play through ME once (if that).
>>744731637It's this >>744724630You're either a cuck, a fag, or a borderline tranny self-inserter if you want to see men in something sexual. Women are sexual objects to entertain you, watching them do things is good and normal.
>>744725172No but I like to pretend I am
>>744724489That stopped being true from 2 onwards.
This guy is unironically kind of based>he's mean to me no matter what decision I makeIt's his job to keep a dangerous lawless free agent like you in check, it is perfectly fine and even respectable that he pushes back on whatever decision you make. If anything there need to be more people like him>he is le racistSo are you, but more importantly he has no issues working with Udina and he's the first to call the dumb MP3 file of Saren irrefutable evidence immediately upon review. He has a bias towards his own species' coalition but when he's faced with proof that goes against that he accepts it immediately>"Ah yes reapers"Yes this is dumb but the entire galaxy lost their brains in ME2 because the writers needed them to. Blaming him exclusively for this is stupid. Come ME3 he immediately accepts he was wrong, is the first to act cordial with Shepard, and offers him useful info immediatelyThe hate that goes to him should be redirected to Tevos who was either so protective of Asari superiority that she chose to hide the Thessia beacon and doom the galaxy or so pathetic that she didn't know anything about her own people. Oh and she is also in Aria's criminal pocket tooAside from Victus and Koris he's probably the best politician in the series>>744723949FPBP, Mark Meer also destroys Hale in ME2 and 3Sad that Hale is better in the best game (ME1) but still, MShep is the obvious non-homosexual choice
what if jack were an asari?
>>744738383Meh
>>744738383>ME2 outfit>not baldShave the tentacles
>>744738383I always send her in to the vent
>>744738583but she has no hair, thus is bald
>>744723817I only like this guy's art because I use them to create better private AI versions after replacing all the characters with my own OCs.
>>744739294>I use them to create better private AI versions after replacing all the characters with my own OCs
>>744738383It wouldn't really be interesting for an asari to be a powerful biotic, that's kind of normal
>>744740724yeah well she's an asari that'd have tattoos>they all have tattooswell she dresses like a whore then>they all dress like whoreswell ummmm uh...she's a punk?
>>744740168>he doesn't enjoy lewd erotic RP with a text AI using Kobold/Silly Tavern>not also generating the hottest AI porn of your stories and characters using Stable Diffusion by modifying mediocre art by 3d "artists" and schizos posing their Skyrim screenshots in /aco/
