What would you do if you had one of these?
>>744725787probably steal from the super market or something. A lot of food gets wasted and thrown out anyway.
>>744725787A Casio?
Is it specifically the cloak and dagger?If yes i would sneak into corporate boardrooms and listen to private shareholder meetings for insider trading
>>744725787>Can't touch anything or anyone otherwise the cloaking failswas it a scam?
Return it.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>744725787Run around screaming racial slurs
>>744726041Oh boohoo the cardslop was cancelled, this is the worst thing that ever happened
avoid social situations
>>744725787die of old age waiting for it to recharge
>>744725916A Casio Cortez
>>744725787Dead Ringer would be the most powerful watch IRL
>>744725787Sneak into synagoge for insider trading.Take pictures at Hanukkah parties and whisper into the ears of the most paranoid schizophrenic rabbis.
>>744725916with a casio you can do anything you want
>>744726041god dammit I laughed
yo mama
>>744726014What if one of the shareholders accidentally grabs your bulge though? You can't risk that
>>744725787>get invisibility watch>able to walk down high crime rate areas without getting robbed>people trying to annoy me with stupid petty crap so I walk behind a corner and go invisible and they wonder where I went>use it when in danger while hunting in a forestSmall stuff like that
>>744725787Honestly don't know. Would probably dick around with it for a bit then just kind of forget about it.
Go to children's hospitals and pretend to be god and tell the kids they're going to heaven so they aren't as afraid of dying.
>go to psych ward>mess with the schizos>then start messing with the doctors so they start to fully believe everything the schizos say
>>744726758why is that man huffing dog shit
>>744725787I'd wait for the next Mr. Beast tier hide and seek challenge
go to the local swimming pool into female dressing room, I guess
>>744726973kino
>>744726014You would raise suspicions when they see some normal guy with crazy 100% accuracy in stock investment
I would steal from the rich and give to the poor just to see what would happen.
>>744725787put it around my penis and pretend i have no dick
>>744725787Eat the australium that is inside it.
>test if i show up on camera>if not practice stepping quietly and slinking past people without bumping them>slink into all the expensive places i would never pay to enter>wank in public (probably at the beach or park where women sunbathe)>save hundreds on bus/train fares (assuming the bus i take stops for someone else)>establish a sneaky squat so i dont have to pay rent ever again>travel through shady areas without getting robbed or stabbedonce i got bored enough i'd probably take up some kind of vigilante serial killing to improve the community while creating some kind of justice-ghost mythos
I always thought the Cloak and Dagger looked like one of those cheap McDonalds digital watches that several Happy Meal lines had.
insurance fraud
>>744725787Fart
>>744726308kekked fuck
How would ammo/charge refill work IRL with these?
>>744726392>collide with someone's shoulder while walking>fake body ejaculates from your position>crash into wall from speed boost
>>744726392Dead Ringer is very risky to have. you need to remember what kills you and what doesn't. You might think you'd be safe from harm but if you act like a pajeet and do tricks in front of a train to impress people you're still getting run over.
>>744733293>said someone goes full schizo afterwards>kills his family and then himself
>>744725787Can I install games on it?
>Not work>Live inside someone's house for free>Wait until they get suspicious>move to some other house>repeat
I would cloak and do nothing, as is the nature of that watch.
>>744727172based perv
>>744725787I don't think I could hold back if I had one of those ToT
>>744727541reddit
>>744725787Bait shoplifters and thieves into acting and then immediately intercepting, stealing login credentials, squatting in luxury hotels
stealthily shoot my nutbutter in food and coffee cups citywide
>>744734957even fapping slowly drains chargetheoretically since breathing/crouching dont drain it you could get away with either really slow or perhaps even microfaps while maintaining charge
>>744725787Go to OP's house and watch him jack off thenhttps://youtu.be/dgUbRpdUN1w
>>744725787I'd probably try to find ways to earn money with it. >>744735495Not at all. You can spin around or play with your knife or gun with it still recharging, so jerking off is fine.But then again, you don't instantly become visible when out of charge, you "just" shimmer and only for as long as you're moving. I actually played around with this watch once before and I can tell you that running will make you noticeable, but crouchwalking while actually makes you shimmer too, but it's WAY less noticeable than you would expect. Like you could get away with crawling around in the shadows or with the right background. And falling or getting launched in any way will make you fully visible for a split second.
>>744727251so just int a bit, you'll still make money
>>744725787Change the thermostat of the house without dad getting angry.
>no one saying they'll spy on girls changing or women bathing and stuffBoard full of homos
bump
surprise buttsecks
>>744725787>Somehow works in real lifeHow much would this fuck over healthcare and Big Pharma?Uber only works if you get the heart transplant
>>744743269Knowing tf2 lore all mediguns probably cause some kind of nightmarish side effect.
>>744725787STEAL RAIN
kill myself
>>744725787>wander the park or trails at night and get in front of someone while maintaining distance and let the Cloak run out purposely so you're this ghostly shimmering human figureYou would become an urban legend and terrify people, god this would be so much fun.
In my dreams I have to type up something real quick then I can cloak.
>>744726460destroying judaism is easier, simply forbid child genital mutilation. when it continues, put the kids in foster and put the parents in work camps.
>>744740609I can just look that up on google. I don't need a invisi-watch to do that. Why are you so boring, anon?
>>744745940can't smell through a screen
>>744745925Why do you keep posting Judaism after my posts in threads. Are you some kind of gangstalker thinking I'm a religious fellow. Cuck
