>drink a single alcoholic beverage in a game>screen turns blurry, character suffers a temporary stat debuff
>>744727354Playing Quasimorph right now and your character chugging one (1) beer can cause them to become an alcohol addict that suffers severe withdrawal within 2 minutes.
>3 beers makes you puke>2 whole bottles of vodka do notDead rising is a silly franchise
>>744727354>drink multiple alcoholic beverages in a game>character doesn't suffer a permanent stat debuffbad game design
>smoke 1 (one) cigarette>instantly get cancer
>>744727795Irl I always get buffed
>>744727994Honestly that's accurate. But mostly because they're taking the bullet for me smoking a pack a day and still going strong. Thanks guys I promise I'm not wasting your lives posting about stupid shit on /v/.
>>744727354I like how it works in Runescape where you get a small stacking reduction of your Attack stat (governs melee accuracy) that recovers at a rate of 1 per minute. If you space your beers out you get barely any effect from them, but if you chug a whole inventory at once it annihilates your accuracy and takes significant real time to recover unless you use one of a hundred different ways to cheese it.
>>744727354>Interact with a large bottle of alcohol>It disappears and effects happen immediately>It implies your character just downed an entire bottle in a fraction of a second>A lot of the time there is no empty bottle left behind implying they downed the bottle as wellDrinking problems, or problems drinking?
>>744727354Give me a Shanghai Gutpunch.
>>744729525the last part is me pretending the empty bottle no longer exists in the hope that someone else will throw it away
>>744727354Oh gawd I'mWASTED
>>744727354>takes one tiny puff of a joint>wild vivid hallucinations
>>744727795>zoomerbrain
>character smokes weed once>”that time I smoked weed” becomes a dialogue option with every character you interact with>will randomly talk about time he smoked weed in normal gameplay
>>744727354>tries fentanyl once>dies
>>744731956That's realistic
>>744732072Fent gets a bad rap because of chinese manufactured stuff getting mixed into mexican heroin but if you've ever had it for actual medicinal reasons its far superior to morphine and oxy
>>744732072Im laughing so hard I can't breathe
>>744729525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o
>play Max Payne>he casually swallows handfuls of pain pills without a glass of sodie to stop him from gagging on the pills
>>744732201Oh fuck, I just murdered anon.
>drink a single alcoholic beverage in a game>screen turns blurry, character suffers a temporary stat debuffHappens in real life too.
There should be a game that simulates having autism>loose controls to simulate lack of motor coordinations>every NPC has the same face and you can only distinguish them by hairstyle, clothing and other obvious things to simulate facial blindness and the faces are only slightly more animated than classic Thomas the Tank Engine characters to simulate blindness to facial cues>every NPC speaks in TTS-esque fashion to simulate the inability to tell vocal cues>background becomes blank leaving only certain objects highlighted to simulate fixations
>>744727354>game with alcoholic beverages>no option to drink anything less than the entire bottle>some of the drinks are high-proof liquor and completely fuck you up and make you throw up and pass out while being totally useless in combatand that's why we don't drink medieval everclear
>drinking beer increases your charismain what fucking world, Todd?
>>744733668In the real world? Everyone knows booze makes you better with people until you go overboard
>>744733782Or until you run out.
LOTRO has the best alcohol quest in vidya.
would be more realistic if the character crashed out on people he haven't talked to in years on text and then passes out and pisses his pants ayyoo figure it out person
>>744727994Is that game playable yet after that one update fucked it up?
>>744727354>smoke 10 cigarettes>fucking die
>>744735373It still runs like total shit above 1080/60 unless you nuke all the lighting settings, yes.
>>744735456I smokeded 2 filter less cigs in a row once and felt like I was about to fucking die it was awful. 10 might legit kill you
>>744727354Isn’t Jack a baby?
>eat any kind of food>gain a varying degree of health that saves your life
>>744727354You're chugging an entire bottle of vodka in a second
>drink a single bevvy>character doesnt have to piss every 15 minutes for the next 8 hoursoh, so we dont ACTUALLY like realism then do we?
>>744740139Anon you have a bladder problem if that's trueEven when i'm getting propper slaughtered i only need to piss every 45 minutes and its stops 45 mins after my last beer
>>744740247>falling for blatant engagement baitAnon you have a brain problem
Why yes, I would like to restore myself to full health.
>>744727354The PC is a light weight. I don't see the problem.
>>744741057mmm... the piss of the gods
>>744741724I also like making sauces out of it.
>>744741057Guinness was the first beer I tasted and it made it hard to care about others
>>744734853I rember there being a keg from an event that teleported you to a random location, now thats just like irl
>>744742942Non guinness drinkers just don't understand.
>>744741057Only good Guiness I ever had was in actual Ireland, it's less watered down over there. Still nothing special and if you're going for a stout why the fuck would you ever choose watered down bud light stout if there's other options.
yes, you can get blurry vision and barely walk from 1 beer.i know people like that. i was one of those people. i used to be a /fit/fag and basically worked out so much that drinking any alcohol would fuck me up horribly. same when i was a stoner.
>>744728251Alcohol usually gives +2 CHA and -3 INT, -4 DEX to normal people.
>>744741057are you a horse
>>744743830+3 Con though.
>>744733668It's called liquid courage for a reason
Drinking guinness and eating some rich chocolate is real tasty.
>>744743830I get an INT boost when I get tipsy because it practically fixes my ADHD but once I get proper drunk it's over.
>>744732072This actually happened to someone I went to high school with. Guy was a retard anyway
>>744743657Guinness is good if it's extra stout.
>>744735531>Cigarette filters were first patented in 1925 by Hungarian inventor Boris Aivaz, but they became widely used only in the early 1950sEveryone from the 1700s to the 1950s were smoking filterless cigarettes rolled by hand.
>>744746141Smoking cigarettes become socially accepted only after WW1, since they gave cigarettes to soldiers as part of ration, so they got addicted.
