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At what age did you grow out of baby shit?
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>>744738278
Save your seething for Thur Eric.
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>>744738278
i guess i still haven't, only like the baby shit i grew up with, the new baby shit (from the same IPs and stuffs) just don't do it for me anymore
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I want one of those n64 pillows.
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Never
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11/12 iirc is when i stopped playing nintendo games
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I didn't really have access to Nintendo games growing up and I'm kind of relieved they didn't afflict me with whatever bullshit gives Nintendo fans reptile fart fetishes or whatever
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>>744738558
I wish I could be this happy about consumer products.
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>>744738510
>have a nightmare where I'm chased by monsters
>can't look around and run at the same time
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>>744738278
Nintendo gave up on the blue ocean strategy after the Switch 1 and have adopted the Disney strategy under Miyamoto's senile leadership. Unfortunately this is allowed to continue because Sony is killing itself and they're the only viable console manufacturer left.
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>>744738278
the term "outpaced" here is funny.
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>>744738278
Poor
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>>744738690
What the fuck does he mean by that?
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>>744738278
in 2016 when I gave up on Sony and Playstation.
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>i've outpaced their product cadence
What does this mean
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>>744738671
Jokes on you I bought two pillows.
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>>744738681
retard
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>>744738278
I was about to buy a Zelda sweatshirt when I was in NYC. But good god. 40 bucks? LMAO. Nah
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>>744738278
>literal fake fan sad because he didn't got happy with his 3rd or 4th Nintendo store visit.
maybe he should try other places nex- oh, wait
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>>744738278
>has VGC in his twittwat handle
bro isn't outpacing shit lmao he'll be buying both new pokeymans
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>>744738278
Nintendo stores are utter dogshit. I've been to the one in New York, Tokyo, and Kyoto and in all 3 locations the merchandise was bland as fuck. Several series weren't even represented outside of amiibo
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>>744738482
Who's Eric? He sounds like a good man if he hates Nu-tendo.
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>>744738558
The phone has replaced having an actual human being there. A person could be streaming/chatting with up to hundreds or thousands of people at any given time while being physically alone like this. I've noticed people turn excitedly to their phone with a reaction on their face as if they're turning to look at a person. The phone is the imaginary friend. She has someone hold the phone for her for her little box hitting moments and poses but she's out there alone.

Good on her for feeling good about herself and looking cute and presentable and enjoying herself. I'd be too self conscious and wonder about how happy or childish I'm looking. If someone were with me I wouldn't care.
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>>744739283
Its Nintendo. Nothing matters besides the. Big 3: Mario, Zelda, Pokemon
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>>744738954
The Switch 2 has no games. Nobody can justify this, especially not Miyamoto who is responsible for the company's god-awful direction this past 5 years. Even the Wii U was a better investment than the Switch 2. Even worse not only is it all baby shit but they're charging an arm and a leg for it. The Switch 2 is $500. The GameCube was $100. Put that into perspective. Gas and groceries didn't even go up by that much. Nintendo is ripping us off and for what? Because people will buy their shit no matter what.
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>>744738916
He became a turboconsoomer but Nintendo doesn't put out New Product fast enough
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>>744739303
He’s actually a false flag tendie pretending to be a sonychad
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>>744738278
>game "developer" turned click bait journalist
>British
Name a more cucked duology.
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>>744739389
>The GameCube was $100. Put that into perspective.
The Gamecube was $99 because they couldn't get rid of the damn things, bait-chama
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>>744738278
It was playing the Mario where he has the cat suit power up. It was then that I knew that all I was doing with Mario titles was trying to recapture my youth. The stages were nicely paced and I wasn't overwhelmed by nor struggled with anything like I probably...wouldn't have as a child if I'm being honest. It's like I'm trying to "earn" my right to say that I've definitively defeated a Mario title in spite of doing that as a child. I completed Sunshine. There's no other real "point" to keep going with this.

It's like how I beat Windwaker there was no reason to keep playing Legend of Zelda titles. It'd all be the same thing. I played and didn't complete the title with Midna because I didn't need to. It was just more "more Link". And I want more out of life than "more Nintendo products please". Same with Pokemon. I beat RBY. Then RSE. Then Black and HG. When is this supposed to end? Ultimately all I ever wanted was to play a game where every single Pokemon said their names. But I get hit with
>Oh no they're supposed to be animals. They just trill or whatever. Pokemon saying their names is purely an anime invention. Pikachu is the mascot so it gets special treatment and can have as many audio files as necessary but nothing else nope never.
So i just shrug and walk away from it. I mean how exciting can fake animals possibly be anyway? There's still uncovering new species and animals to this day. That's far more interesting than a bunch of fantasy designs by artists who aren't caring anymore and watching a number next to them arbitrarily go up.

So yeah man Nintendo is baby-tier stuff. I told myself I'd probably like to see my children play the games and then relive it through them. That feels like the best option. But until that happens alot of us should really chill on the
>I'M PLAYING THE THING I STRUGGLED WITH AS A SMALL CHILD
aspect and just get on with their life. >>744739387
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>>744738278
Have you ever been to an official nintendo store? Its all overpriced shit. Cheapest thing i found when i went there was a zelda glass that turned your water blue via light reflection and a master sword puzzle
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it's like what he says at the end. my shelves are full and they're not making stuff for me anymore.
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>>744738278
>go to my local nintendo store
>it's all mario, zelda and splatoon shit
>no fire emblem or xenoblade
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>>744738690
>>744738742
not sure what he means, but for me that literally happened
I got outpaced
Nintendo merch used to be RARE as FUCK
Zelda stuff? very rare shitty toys back when OoT was new
nowadays we get soundtracks, nendoroid, figma, RAH, art books, pens, notebooks, trinkets, you name it
it's just not special anymore
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>>744740098
Tendies are very scared of anime girls, as proven by literally anything smash related
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>>744738658
She isn't happy, she's just pretending for the video.
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I didn't outgrow Nintendo on a maturity basis except for DK Bananza that was legitimately a toddler game with millennial key-jingling in the endgame/overpriced DLC. I outgrew them on a generational basis, because they keep trying to appeal heavily to people who weren't Nintendo fans before the Switch.
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>>744739646
Sad, sad post. You might be done with videogames but not everyone has to be like you.

>Pikachu is the mascot so it gets special treatment and can have as many audio files as necessary but nothing else nope never
Hasn't been the case since 4 games ago, so the amount of Pokemon games you played lol
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>>744738278
I cannot sadly. If i see a cute and sexy loli in children media that makes my cock hard im buying her.
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>>744740346
There's a good amount of games they put out on Switch you can't really fully get without having played an entry that isn't on Switch or wasn't on Switch at the time the game came out like Metroid Dread, Pokemon Z-A, Xenoblade 2, Kirby Star Allies, so Idk about that. Maybe you are talking about overall game design.
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>>744738278
>I went to a Nintendo store for no reason, left and made a xitter post
He is still a manchild
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>>744740098
they usually have the cool shit in japan, like splatoon here i dont know why they really gimped what merch american gets
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>>744740647
More talking about overall game design, yeah. In particular, BotW mindbreaking them about open world design.
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>>744740749
I don't play either lol
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>>744738742
he lives his life by milestones other people have set out for him
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>>744738278
Why does he behave like a woman
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>>744738278
>posting about how adulted and you resisted the urge to buy useless shit on social media
Yeah he is still a child
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>>744738558
>>744738658
>>744740245
i fucking hate social media because once you realize literally everyone's doing this for every single thing they post you can never see it differently
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>>744738558
I haven't been to a theme park in years. Are they all ruined now by influencer faggots trying to make every nice space their personal film studio?
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>>744740153
this
before in the mid 2000s the best i could get is hot topic for zelda shirts and boxers to make into jizzrags or play-asia for plushes
now japanese disney milked everything they can and none of it is special
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>>744740098
>splatoon
based
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>>744738278
There's a good chance he's just shitposting and doesn't own any toddler merch.
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>>744740928
don't ever let sony niggers convince you /v/ mods are nintendo shills or fanboys
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>>744738558
https://youtu.be/gLRLSFC-rxc
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>>744738278
>outpaced their product cadence
why do normal human beings speak in horseshit jargon like this
it's like they're pretending to be some kind of marketing suits doing a powerpoint presentation to shareholders
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>>744739387
There was more animal crossing stuff than zelda and an equal amount of splatroon when compared to zelda

Pokemon had its own dedicated store in kyoto/Tokyo
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If I visited a nintendo store, I'd buy splatoon stuff.
Splatoon's good.
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>>744738742
He wanted to consuuuuuuum, but nintendo wasn't fast enough to produce the correct amount of plastic toys
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>>744738558
One day Nintendo will be like Disney where their most profitable business is their theme parks and the rest just drags down the company.
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Nintendo adults fighting with disney adults to see who's more insufferable.
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He didn't buy anything probably because he didn't have enough money to comfortably make purchases on premium priced products. If videogames are your passion and hobby then age is irrelevant.
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>>744738278
16
then it came back 3 years later
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>>744738558
what's her onlyfans name
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>>744740346
A toddler couldn't figure out Bananza goddamn it I took the bait
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Why do PC trannies pretend to hate Nintendo games while they cry and seethe they can't pirate their latest games?
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>>744743036
PC/Nintendo player here. I fucking love what both platforms have to offer.
I only emulate games I either missed at the time and are otherwise unavailable or have randomizer mods.
I don't like to emulate games on currently available systems, it feels scummy.
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>>744738278
i kinda dont buy anything ever
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>>744743036
a lot of nintendo fanbases are pretty obnoxious. it's a bunch of man children obsessing over games made for actual children. they never knew how to grow up and let go of pokemon. there's also the whole pedophile issue with splatoon. smash players are also super smelly and autistic.

overall as the nintendo fanbase in the west is not looking so good.
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>>744743454
>obsessing over games made for actual children
Can someone post the God of War walking simulator webm?
>there's also the whole pedophile issue with splatoon
Every single RE DEMAKE has a cheese pizza mod
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>>744743954
>Every single RE DEMAKE has a cheese pizza mod
Okay but splatoon is basically roblox for nintendo with a bunch of pedophiles trying to meetup with children. mods for gooners are different from actual predators.
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>>744744202
Well, I guess it's a good thing the Nintendo Switch 1 and 2 has no voice chat or message board
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>>744739646
name your 5 favorite non nintendo games right now faggot
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>>744738278
When I stopped playing Bethesda's games
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>>744738558
I like how they treat it like the Hollywood version doesn't even exist.

Because it sucks lmao
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>>744738278
No actual adult would concoct the sentence "outpaced their product cadence" to refer to being a cheap fuck who goes into stores to pester the employees and buy nothing.
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>>744744391
jackie chan
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>>744740098
big brained post anon
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Or maybe you grow up and realize your money (which is increasingly devalued by the year) is better spent elsewhere instead of on worthless plastic crap that's just going to sit on a shelf and collect dust?
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>>744745074
Like on what? Drugs?
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>>744738671
works on my machine
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>>744738558
she can eat my mushroom. if you know what i mean.
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I don't know why people always seem so shocked when they realize Nintendo is kiddy shit. I mean, duh? They're not trying to hide it. Nintendo's target audience is and always has been children and families with children, not developmentally delayed adults.
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>>744742710
That thread is going to get deleted and this thread will get 600 replies again, watch.
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>>744743262
>I don't like to emulate games on currently available systems
It would be fine in my book if you bought a physical copy of the same game, pirating but also supporting by buying a copy.
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>>744745656
People rarely begin hating what they previously enjoyed
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>>744739354
>If someone were with me I wouldn't care.
Don't be so sure. I thought the same thing, but my wife does a cutesy "baby" voice in public and asks me to make similar gestures/poses/faces/reactions to things while she takes pictures. It's embarrassing, and I don't like doing it, but "happy wife, happy life".
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He posted it again! LOOK! HE POSTED IT AGAIN!
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>>744746185
It's not even hate, it's moving on. You can look back on it and say "oh I liked that as a kid," but then you put it away because you're not a kid anymore.
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>>744738278
When a woman touched my benos for the first time and I felt funny
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>>744738278
The problem with current Nintendo is just that they refuse to make anything of actual substance. Go back and play Mario 3, you'll have a blast. Every single level has something cool and interesting happening. Go play a modern Mario game and it is nothing. There is nothing cool happening, level design has devolved from more open to almost 75% of levels being auto scroll or having only one path forwards. You won't find any confusing puzzles or secret doors because Nintendo and Miyamoto are scared of alienating people, but this very mindset is what is driving them away. Mario is the face of Nintendo and it is currently letting everyone know that Nintendo is a safe and "baby" company. Right now, Nintendo is surviving on nostalgia. This generation is already losing interest in them and the next will be even worse.
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>>744738278

why are you at the Nintendo store in Japan if you aren’t into Bing Bing Wahoo and/or weeb shit
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felt the same at the store in osaka which also has the pokemon store right next to it

was still fun to see in person once at least
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>>744746962
theres more to japan than just popculture especially kyoto
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>>744746894
>This generation is already losing interest in them and the next will be even worse
Funny you mention it anon. Went to an anime convention and basically no one did any Nintendo art or Nintendo cosplays. The only Nintendo character I saw more than once was Zelda and I probably saw more Raiden Shoguns and Yea Mikos then her. I feel like Nintendo has just fallen out of the cultural zeitgeist. I do think Smash Bros did a lot of leg work to keep the company relevant and there hasn't been a new one in 8 years. Did see one furry do a fox cosplay with the fucked up legs
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>>744746962
Probably just saw it on the street while he was out doing other shit and decided to check it out.
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>>744738558
Why cant I have a girl like her?
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>>744738278
>twitter thread

fucking die i have more respect for nintendo manchildren than an "adult" that needs their fucking social teething pacifier that is immediate crowd approval of any fucking disturbance in their happy goo goo gaa gaa daycare society.
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>>744741212
SNS is a marketing platform on a different name so the corpos can have less regulations.
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>>744738558
the park is pretty but small and the watch price is way too high considering what it offers.
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We are in dire need of unique IDs.
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>>744738278
i remember being 11 and seeing the kingdom hearts 1 commercial on tv and thinking "i'm way too old for this"
and i was 11
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>>744748108
This, all conventions I go it’s just Genshin, gacha and Sony IPs like Horizon
Literally no one gives a fuck about shitendo
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>>744749949
why do you post this all day
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>>744738558
it's sad the potential it has and how half-assed it is
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>>744748108
>no one did any Nintendo art or Nintendo cosplays
Well if you want to end up in jail you could be the change you want in the world, Retard-kun.
Nintendo lawyer get exactly what it wanted, not our fukcing problem
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>>744738278
Wouldn't it be funny if Nintendo stores implemented the same policy as Legoland. Banning any man over 18 who isn't accompanied by a child.
In the name of child safety, of course.
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>>744738278
This guy always comes across like such a faggot. For years he has come across that way. Especially if you watch any video he's in. He always gives off such a bad attitude.
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Zelda and Metroid have been the only Nintendo franchises I've cared about for about 20 years. Everything else they have on their consoles is baby shit or cringe anime weeb shit.
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>>744738278
>Really love Super Mario games
>Mom gets me a N64 and a fucking 3D Mario
>Turn that motherfucker on and start playing immediately
>BING BING WAHOO YIPPEEE WAHOOOOOO
And I never played Nintendo games again
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>>744738278
never :3
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>>744738278
video games is baby shit.
so I guess I still haven't grown out of it.
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>>744752141
Not gonna happen, more than half of theme park goers are Gen X'ers and millennials all without children
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>>744738278
I grew out of Valve shortly after high school. Why?
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Why do threads about the downfall of Nintendo cause so much schizo-seethe?
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>>744741212
>>744738558
She's hoping to get monetized. And if that fails, she'll just marry hubby government.
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>>744738278
There is something very pathetic about this post but I'm too tired to come up with a more clever post.
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>>744738278
even better, I grew out of the phase when you care about what others think or when you think just because a game is dark then it's "adult"
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>>744738278
Who is this and why are you posting his twitter?
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>>744740098
they actually had metroid merch in one of their german popup stores this year. wasn't much but still, wew.
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>>744738558
Shorts with a skirt on top
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>>744741737
damn, dibs on that left squid
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>>744738482
Barrierstation sold 40% less, that's why he already melting
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>>744738278
when they dropped the quality for all their shit. i realized i wasn't the target audience anymore so i just walked away. this is probably why i loved playword because it filled the gap that was left by this shit ass company
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>>744738278
The Wii was the point where I knew I wasn't their audience anymore.
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>>744761784
I mean that's kind of when the casuals dropped out.
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>>744738278
so grown up and big..
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>>744738278
when from software saved video games in 2010s
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I've seen shitty Nintendo toys that ten years ago you could imagine getting in a happy meal for like 20 dollars each. I think people are just done being squeezed for every last penny when buying cheap plastic garbage, at least in the US.
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>>744765078
>I've seen shitty Nintendo toys that ten years ago you could imagine getting in a happy meal for like 20 dollars each
Okay, post one.
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>>744738278
nigger why don't you go and repair shit around the house or garage

not saying i can do any of those things - we're all bitches
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>>744738278
Went to a Nintendo store and a Pokemon store when I was in Japan. The Nintendo store had the most basic bitch merch I've ever seen. I don't think they were selling a single thing you couldn't find at Walmart or Target back home. The Pokemon store at least has a bit more variety even if it was just plushies.
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>>744765661
From what I have gathered, that's more a result of Walmarts and Targets getting better merch than anything. A Walmart in Texas has as good of merch as a Nintendo store did in 2009.
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>>744765768
Yeah that's the wild thing. They're making good merch, but they aren't sticking it in their stores.
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>>744738510
Neat. I wish I went to the Nintendo Museum. They used to have Ultra Hand replicas and other little nice knicknacks.
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>>744738934
>>744738671
You used the C buttons to move like a left stick and the analog stick as the right stick to look around.
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>>744738558
kill millennials
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>"VGC"
>grown, outpaced
>plays COMPETITIVE POKÉMON
lmfao
come on nigger
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>>744739283
>They had Amiibo
That's way better than the tiny little store in the Universal Studios City Walk in California. Nothing but Mario Kart shit and Nintendo World shit. No switch games. No Nintendo history stuff. Fucking nothing.
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>>744765332
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>>744738558
omg it's yoshi and mario and his best friend lugi
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>>744766106
>S.H.figuarts
>McDonald's tier
I knew you wouldn't be able to find anything but why go for one of the better ones?
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>>744740346
>Didn't like Bananza
Ask me how I know you play garbage like Monster Hunter and Dark Souls.
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>>744766286
Now THAT is unprompted seething at real games out of nowhere.
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>>744745656
>All kids wanted was PS3 and 360
>All the adults wanted a Wii

Makes u think
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>>744766197
>*adjusts glasses* heh, i knew it
You are a cultist. No different than Disney adults.
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>>744766106
Bait used to be believable. There are very few bad S.H Figuarts figures.
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>>744766286
>doesn't like all 3
faggot
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>>744766419
It's not even about Nintendo, you're shitting on one of Bandai's high quality figure lines just because they're making something for Nintendo this time.
In any case you still need to find a McDonald's toy on par with that.
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>>744761784
>>744762483
Yeah I feel like the Wii is when it separated casuals from people who actually like video games. Casuals flocked to the 360 and Call of Duty (granted it was great playing couch versus with your mates). 360/PS3 had all the soccer and sports games, simulation racing. Meanwhile Wii just kept doing new ideas and we would get classic stuff like House of the Dead 2, which most kids playing Wii never experienced. Like the draw of the Wii was the Virtual Console for games that would have been like 20 years old by then.
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>dude I liked big boobies as a kid but not anymore since I am an adult
Really makes you think.
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>>744766394
>>744766507
He's just trying to get people to shit on Nintendo by shitting on games at random. It's the same thing they tried with Elden Ring and Zelda.
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>>744738558
Jesus, imagine knocking the mario coins outta her
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>>744738278
The real question is at what age will you grow out of your edgelorian 16y.o weebshit juvenile self-indulgence phase?
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>>744738278
I mean, that's fine. Adults who have whole rooms dedicated to mountains of cheap, Walmart tier gaming products just look like crazy fucks. You want to get yourself some nice merchandise from games you love? Sure. Go for all that. But be tasteful about it. You don't need every bargain bin clearance item you can find.
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>>744766419
What's wrong with this?
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>>744766558
As I recall it, Wii was regarded as the console that defined the casual gamer and created that term as an insult on this board.
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>>744738278
Mario is for everybody
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>>744766394
Knew it. ASK ME HOW I KNOW NIGGA
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>>744766507
Fromslop is trash my man.
>t. actually owns Dark Souls and Bloodborne
And Monster Hunter is just Japanese call of duty. SOULESS empty, yearly slop.
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>>744738278
grow out?
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>>744767401
Because you're an anti-tendie and anti-tendies hate souls for overshadowing Elden Ring and none of the good MH games after about 2009 are non Nintendo platforms.
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>>744767181
It was marketing from Sony and Microsoft during E3. Its also where terms like "Next-Gen Game" and "Epic Experience" came out of. Seriously, all the little kids wanted to play GTAIV and V on PS3/360. All the adults were more interested in something weird and unique like Sin & Punishment.
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>And Monster Hunter is just Japanese call of duty
Your bait fucking sucks. Stop trying so hard
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>>744767505
I do not care for Crapcom slop. I do not care for Fromslop. The last Fromslop game I liked was Chromehounds and Capcom genuinely has not made a good or original game since Dead Rising 1.
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>>744741226
Disney and Universal parks are. They have occasionally overtaken Dollywood
Outside of those you are golden
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>>744738278
I'm a big Nintendo fan but I haven't cared about merchandise like amiibo, clothing, plushies, or any other kind of collectible in a long time. That's pretty much all a Nintendo store has to offer aside from games, which you can get anywhere else. I don't get the point of this aside from trying to boast about being a big boy now and not caring about toys. I didn't care much for the Nintendo (just Mario) World in Universal either despite being a big fan of Mario games.
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>>744741286
Would buy that.
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>>744743454
>overall as the nintendo fanbase in the west is not looking so good.

WHY DO YOU FUCKIGN SPICS TREAT A FANBASE LIKE A FUCKING MONOLITH!??!? NOT EVERYONE IN A FANBASE IS THE FUCKIGN SAME HOLYYYYYYYYY DAAAAAAAAAMNNN
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>>744738558
Just for the record, this woman doesn't care about Mario or Nintendo or whatever. She simply chose a thing to share on social media and it happened to be videogame related. And I'm being nice when I say "it happened to be" because she most likely chose that carefully based around how much attention she would get from it.
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>>744766582
>food metaphor
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>>744740098
>Samus on one of the banners in Target
>Only Metroid thing is Prime 4
At least Wal-Mart has Samus figures
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>>744738558
I went to the first opening because my cousin was able to get us in for free and it was neat seeing it in person but I also felt out of place with how many malformed adults were there.
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>>744766558
Wii was the casual console, that's why it died in 2010 and the WiiU flopped
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>>744740098
FE and Xeno only gets shit when it's near a game release. Same with most series
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>>744740098
>no fire emblem or xenoblade
Gotta get into kits if you want the good stuff for Xeno like my eternal WIP here.
I think there's one for Siren too.
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>>744738482
What's Thursday?
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>>744761784
E3 2008 is when I came to that conclusion.
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>>744770794
dont feel out of place, you fit in with them
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>>744770794
ah yes this is Nintendos fault somehow and not how apocalyptical society has become
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>>744738558
It actually looks pretty cool, there are times where I genuinely thought everything was an arg. that said I can't imagine actually spending an extended amount of time in something that cramped and extreme in style.
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>>744769861
Coping loser lol
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>>744738278
>I logged into Nikke and spent $60 on a sexy costume
My tastes have matured, but my financial discipline is still sorely lacking.
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>>744738278
Who tf is Andy
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>>744772030
you disgust me
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>>744739646
>Ultimately all I ever wanted was to play a game where every single Pokemon said their names.
lmao retard
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>>744738278
what the fuck does outpaced their product cadence mean, does he just mean he already owns everything? if thats the case, why would it even be a question of whether or not he's "grown"? just open by saying "im a consumer piggy and i already owned everything i saw"
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>>744738278
I walked through 10 or so official vidya and anime stores in japan and saw nothing worth buying that I couldn't get from aliexpress or otherwise
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>>744743036
the Pirating/Facebook/India/Africa/SA + Linux/Reddit//Valve/CA-WA-CANADA combo has done irreparable damage to PC gaming in the West
just remember that anywhere you go, at least 1 user is a jeet and they're trying to scam someone for $5 to buy a Steam game
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>>744748108
You wanting to simultaneously flex your knowledge of the current zeitgeist and the fact that you deigned to "go to a con" is extremely dire. You talk like a fag, your shit's all retarded, etc. Assuming you're white: Fix your fucking attitude, because you are extremely cancer.
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The Nintendo you grew up with no longer exists. It died with Iwata.
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>vgc in tag
>no record competing in pokemon
wtf lol
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>>744738278
I always kept my powerlevel concealed and outside of videogames, I bought very few merchandise of said videogames, all of which was almost 17-25 years ago.
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>>744738278
>"outpaced their product cadence"
Hilariously depressing term
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>>744775227
A follower of the Diamond Dogs I see?
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>>744748108
>I do think Smash Bros did a lot of leg work
take a shower
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>>744738558
Why do Amerimexicans go to theme parks for children without any children? Shit is unthinkable to a European
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>>744738558
Something about the lighting makes this feel so lifeless compared to the actual games. The colorfully painted props just don't look vibrant enough. Is that how it actually looks or is it just the way the camera captures light?
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>>744775618
>Shit is unthinkable to a European

So is showering. Shut your disgusting faggot mouth, inbred mutt.
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>>744738510
>>744765935
they're extremely neat. When I went they had this one and wiimote pillows, but i didn't get them and now i kinda regret that
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Who would buy Nintendo stuff? Assuming you're old enough to own the residence you're decorating, why would you ever fill it with corporate crap for decoraction?
Like I get it if you happen to have a Samsung TV or whatever, simply because the TV servers a secondary function, but why buy this trash if the primary is decoration?
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>>744776589
>he doesn't understand why he would decorate his living space with things he enjoys
nonhuman detected
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>>744738278
>Stop spending money on games and merch
>Would you look at that my bank account is increasing
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>>744776853
No. Decoration is for women and søymen.
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>>744777406
minimalism isn't a personality
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>>744777463
Neither is corporatism.
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>>744757584
Im glad i wasnt the only one that hated that kek
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>>744738278
When Nintendo actually started to target the toddler demographic.
Mario Bros. Wonder honestly reminded me of the teletubbies with its dancing and singing flowers and shit
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>>744738278
Well I'm still here
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>>744781027
Every level being a big bombastic gimmick level was also a huge contributor to it. And having worse replay value than many other Mario platformers.
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>>744738742
I had to look this up. I think he’s already consumed a lot so he doesn’t need more of the contemporary products.



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