Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Life ForceNext: Dr Jekyll and Mr HydeLater: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue RangersStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Now : Ratchet & Clank Going CommandoNext : Sonic UnleashedSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744774632
stream 2 features an unironic slag
>>744800335next on stream1 is A Nightmare on Elm Street. The schedule webpage is not up to current time
Nevermind stream 2 is going on mute holy fuck this bitch is obnoxious
I DIDN'T miss a mig after all! On with the NES block!
ratchet 2 > ratcher 1 > ratcher 3
Migged
>Women
how is this coop???
Hirexen on stream 1
>Smug>LoserThis finna be good
>hirexen and the infernax guyThis is going to be a trainwreck, no?
look our guy hirexen to carry the other runners into WR
>7 hours of nes games
NES supported 4 players?
>NES blockGonna be a stream 1 day for me
>>744800557>the KINO menKINO run incoming
>EESA>Eastern European Speedrun AssemblyHello today we have Piotr and Ivan who will run CS2 coop. We can't say hope you enjoy because there are no hope in eastern europe
>BOO HAUNTED HOUSE
>>744800579ye
mEESA Summer
love this shit game
Fully awake and migging
>>744800635Classic AVGN is so kino
>>744800579Yeah, my parents got the bundle that came with the 4 player adapter and the football game that supported it
when's ZFG
Are you ready for Freddy?
>>744800141Benice
>>744800579This games wild to me
>>744800731>Are you ready for Freddy?
What the fuck is going on with ratchet? Who is this bitch?
This run has been blessed by hirexen
based for putting both Boomer Blocks on stream 1
>break into tech room>no button on stream deck to play here comes plum>gets thrown outmoney stolen and I didn't even say nigger
What's with the frame rate in this game
I find that hilarious that the premise of the game is four dudes breaking into homes to beat the shit out of Freddy lmao
Damn, this ost is a bop
JKL0ser AND Hirexen God help this run </3
I love these boomers like you wouldnt believe it
>>744800910I was just about to post this
>>744800907Most of the time, yes.
>>744800731
>>744800909Offense is the best defense
I liked that yump
>>744800820Apparently a gremlin that was fed after midnight.She sounds like she would unironically say that she'd gigglesquee ovar ur nom noms :3 XDDD
>>744800907old console, a lot of stuff in screen, please understand
>>744800907Happened all the time on the NES tbf
>>744800675Man, we were way too poor for this.
DALE
based Guts rape face shirt
jesus christ
>they all died at the same time
TRAIN WRECK
>>744800820the fuck is that
>falling down a pit takes a life Damn this game is brutal
>hirexen already down to 1 life
Is Hirexen about to game over?
poland mentioned
Objective: Keep Hirexen Alive
>>744801210KURWA :DDDD
Stream 2 runner is big on shilling her twitch to people btw
>>744800907NES stuggles even in single player games when there's like 4 sprites on screen so a 4 player mode is a constant lagfest
is that sperm?
hirexen is true /ourguy/
yump... for the love of christ yump...
>>744801209poles are used to resource starvation, he'll be fine
I like that yump
>>744801307/ourguys/ is hypnoshark
>>744801269Why you watching stream 2 when we have 7 hours of boomer NES kino.
>>744801387False /ourguy/
>>744801307With JKL0ser and Rebeldragon. Hypnoshark is fake-/ourguy/.
>>744801387hypnoshark is reddit tho
>stream 2jesus christ, I'd rather go back to the nes boomers
>>744801387did he rape you in the hotel bathroom or something. just watch the run faggot
>>744800671Quality correlates to how much hair he has
>>744801307>>744801387how quickly you all forget who is really /ourguy/
>Imagine not playing the ninja the whole gameGuess I was playing this game wrong as a kid
>>744801479>did he rape you in the hotel bathroomi wish
this part is just pure assrape I see
>>744801192Happens in real life as well
>stream 2 talking about how she pukes from laughing too much
>>744801531That's not /ourguy/, that's /ourla(r)d/
Genuinely amazes me that NES era did have already proper 4-player coop games.To think, 40 years ago..
forgot this was a Nightmare on Elm Street game until someone mentioned Freddy
>>744800675>Attention: The Italian console only works with Italian cartridgesWas that a thing back then? Obviously an NTSC cartridge wouldn't work, but what about a PAL cartridge from Germany or Spain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iafPSX6I-AU
>>744801625now they launch remakes of Halo without any local coop.
>>744801648It literally says nightmare on elm street at all times next to the lifebars
That AVGN dono was on point
>>744801625Yeah, but most of the games that had 4 player coop were terrible so it wasn't really something you'd want to waste your money on
kiwi
>>744801531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMCE1t04N4
>>744801596hot
>>744801749I can't read
>hirexenWhy do I always get nervous around this guy
the austrian girl you all love so much is on stream 2!
>>744801787mind boggling
This game is a shitload of fuck
I know it's cover, but I always kinda liked this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RsyJRSC-MI
>>744801787*snort*
>>744801625You had to have been there. 4 player coop in this game was mindblowing at the time, even most arcades were 2 player only.
It's funny how well liked Hypnoshark was in these threads until the CTR mod run.
>>744801815Gurl you are in LOVE
>>744801815around 'lacks never lax
>>744801596she's kinda cute in a weird way. like female apu.(bet she's also pooped while laughing too hard but too embarassed to admit)
>Composed by David WiseAh it makes sense now
>>744801596I haven't seen anyone this autistic in over a decade.It's honestly impressive.
>>744801897
>>744801874Both of his previous runs were great, CTR mods were just shit material to work with.
I-Is that the same floaty angel death animation from super dodge ball?
What's better, Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th? Both as NES games and as movies.
>>744801691There were two kinds of PAL systems, something to do with Mattel having partial license in europe. PAL-A games were sold in the UK and Italy, and PAL-B games in the rest of Europe (Nordics, Germany, France, Spain etc)It's not possible to play PAL-A games in a PAL-B console and vice versa due to different lockout, though after bypassing it the systems function identically.
Who is which character?
>>744802012It's secretly a Kunio-kun game.
>american only speaks up to do a racist impressionkek>>744801874its just some fag thats been secretly seething over him for some reason and posting about him every chance possible
>>744801904>comes back for tropical freeze>pretty much entire soundtrack is killer>never hear much from him againFucking criminal.
Did someone say Hypnoshark? We love Hypnoshark, Hypnoshark is /ourguy/. We love Hypnoshark. Hypnoshark is /ourguy/. Hypnoshark is /ourguy/.
>>744801874Nah I like him even more now
Fucking kek
>>744801963>CTR mods were just shit material to work with.Ideally that just means the mod he ran gets hate and then anons move on but nope Hypnoshark is bad now
>>744802049Honestly they serve two completely different niches. Elm street is great as a couch coop game. F13 is single player only.
WR is 25:23it's joever
>>744801874There's just more people here this run. Chartfag posted the vote count at some point and the first two or three days had almost double the votes from ESA Winter
>>744802152You can't expect nuance from /v/.
>pixel perfect skips with 4 playerswoah
>Chip or DaleThat depends which one is pro-skub and which is anti-skub.
>>744802196CheckMate
>>744802196uhhhhhhhh
WOHOO WR
>>744802196HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>744802196APOLOGIZE
Rate A Nightmare On Elm Street.
What the fuck they actually did it
>>744802196LAUGH AT THIS GUY
>>744802245they're both anti skub
>>744802196>WR is 25:23not anymore
>>744802292SSS WORLD RECORD WOOOOOOOOO
>>744802292A
Hirexen officially has a wr…
>>744802050This was so bullshit back in the day. It was so annoing, that even some gaming magazines had quides how to remove region lock.
>>744802292SSS
>>744802196HAHA STUPID
>>744802292AAAA
>>744802292SSS+
>>744802196GET FUCKED>>744802073even the GBA DKC3 port he composed for on short notice was great. he produces banger soundtracks in his sleep and somehow isn't the first person being handed money by Nintendo when they make a new Donkey Kong game
>>744802292S World record on a game from 40 years ago
>>744802196
>>744802292B
>wr led by an American Based
>>744802196>choking with prediction
>>744802292S>Dysfunctional yet skilfully functional>Fun with the boys>World record
>>744802292C
>>744802292SSS world wrekky
>>744802292SSSNew record and good boomer fun
>>744802292S
>>744802196Let's all point and laugh at this anon!
>>744802292B+
tgwtg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> avgnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyROb1AYfZw
he's still posting
>>744802292A+
>>744802292C for Continue
>>744802292S>>744802325he has the WR in the race he choked on a couple of days ago. and had the WR for a game he played a couple of years ago
>>744802196Plum will not come to fools like this.
>>744802292S for Speed record.
>>744802305Don't put that bullshit on my boy Chip. He's pro-skub because he's not a fucking faggot.
>>744802292A+Good!
>>744802245Dale is pro-skub.
>6 hour NES blocknu-GDQ would never.
>>744802292S ex with hiresexen
>>744802049F13 movies are good if you just want slasher kino. NoES turned into comedy horror after the second movie.
>>744802292>4 dudes>Good times>Good skill>Complete bumblefuck to a world recordEasy S
>>744802292S for World Record set by four boomers in a boomer game
>>744802479Why run NES games when you can have a 6 hour trainwreck pokemon run instead
>>744802292S run, S crew
>>744802537Yeah or some indie game that 5 people have played.
>>744792885Thanks again anon! I've logged in and didn't have any ads so far. Been watching on the shitter and while smoking. Also no faggot overlay shit in fullscreen. Click stream, watch stream. Very cool.
>>744802402Spoony was better than both in his brief run
This ESA has been pretty good.
Didnt really have much time to watch until now. Has Kixy been spotted so far?
Stream 2 is insufferable
Cute cripple
>>744802479You didn't like GDQ's 6 hour "indie games released in the past 2 years you've never heard of" blocks?
>>744802638shut the fuck up inflation fag
>>744802638Is it because it is genuinely good? or because SGDQ was historically bad this year?The best ESAs were the my summer car one and the one where /v/ donated enough money for FFVII to get Tifa named MOMMY
>>744802659yeah
jesus, is this really what ps3 games looked like?
>>744802617Spoony was peak during his 08-11 era
>>744802659>He missed the threesome
>open stream 2>reflexively flinch and almost immediately tab back to stream 1>look closer and realize it's just an actual fat chickWhew
>>744802659yeah even showed her itty bitty titties
>>744802638idk, chart looks a bit grim
>>744802690nurse we got a live one
>>744802664>woman runner>woman announcerWhat did you expect?
>>744802678games that only the runner have speedrun block
>>744802659She even streamed btd6 on stream 3
>>744802690I don't rate though. I hide them.
>>744802678it was so cool how every recent game had a dev on the couch or on comms, it really made me want to buy them all
>>744802747I'm pretty sure this still looks better than SGDQ 2026
Damn what the fuck language is hirexen speaking
>>744802747
>>744802196>stopping to die on jumps like motherfuckers>still hit WRHow much time did 4 player save for them?
>>744802826french
>>744802826ponglish
>>744802747pour one out for the homies stuck watching bizzaro ESA
>>744802695its had two retro blocks on top of many older games, they got Perfect Ace to play Goldeneye 007, there was an insane trainwreck where the guy (on stream 1 rn) dropped all of his lives at the end before clutching up with 0 lives left and more. I'd say its been pretty fun on its own merits
boo keeps moving...
>>744802747wow, i'm going to check out horizon zero awards right now
>>744802747Evil ESA, eternally godless...
that guys right foot is bigger than his left
>>744802839Think it's more a matter of nobody really runs the game with 4player coop, so for them it was for the fun of the game to do a 4p coop than 1p run.
>>744802695>Is it because it is genuinely good? or because SGDQ was historically bad this year?Little bit of both? It is an improvement over the last ESA, but SGDQ being an absolute travesty definitely has an effect
This woman clearly has some sort of emotional regulation problem
>>744800335>troon threadspeed running should be listed as a symptom of mental illness
does anyone have the webm of this guy with text on his foerehead
>>744802942>jumpsWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>744802902gotta keep an eye on him
>>744802695After ESA winter 2024 there was a couple rough years, but we are finally back.
>>744802932I didn't follow the commentary that much. Did they hit the WR for all categories or just the WR for 4 player?
>>744802747Fake reversed chart, fixed it.
whens tribal hunter
>>744802968
>>744802962living under a rock eh?
Just tuned into stream 2. Did she just talk about some sort of simp she had?
>>744802747I AM NOT CRAZY I KNOW HE SWITCHED THOSE RATINGS
>>744802479thet literally do though retardkun
>>744803000how is he always looking at the cam?
>>744802779My favorite was the runner being the dev himself because no one bought it
CUTE
>>744802695bothSGDQ barely had speedruns
I only know about Life Force because of AVGN, never heard it mentioned anywhere else.
>>744803010It was a WR for the 4 player category. There's only one submitted 4p coop run on speedrun.com for the game.Any% 1p is like 15 minutes.
Oh it’s the two chillest North Americans to have ever existed. Prepare for max comfiness.
pretty sure the giorl was american last year
>>744802572>how the horrific nazi murder machine worked - recreation.webm
>>744802741Post them>>744802781Real?
>>744802659an hour ago
>>744803128It's ok but I think most people prefer Gradius
>>744802695this one has been pretty good, but the ratings are blatantly inflated because zoom zooms just rate everything Z or S
>autoscroller>male gets all the power ups for the bosses where speed actually matters
>>744803168she got deported, had to change her ESA flag
>>744803156Ah alright that explains it then
>>744802747you can tell how many redditors there are lurking here by the amount of S's on raceslop and other showcase garbage.
>>744802695Stopped watcing GDQ completely (which is what most anons should do, instead of complaining all the time), last I saw was AGDQ 2025 or so, and I'm still thinking this ESA is the best it has been for a while, so it can't just be the comparison. However this morning was shit, the start of the NES block with the great Freddy run was a breath of fresh air.
>auto-scroller speedrun
>you will have a gf to play old shmups with
humina humina
Holy fuck andross rekt
>>744803298>he doesn't knowoh boy i laffin
booba
>"the first boss is just a giant ball">it's a fucking brain
>>744803316>which is what most anons should dono fuck off I love my week long despairkino
>>744803316but I like complaining
>>744803382Nice tits
BES boomers rise up
>>744803393would fuck her brains out, if you know what i mean
>>744802695>>744803316i don't even think it's just good in comparison to GDQ, ESA itself had some weaker years where it became GDQ-lite and then it really slowed down when people left over the lovare stuff. this feels like a legit return to form for ESA
I have bad memories of this game>faggot landlords kid wants to trade me games>i give him a good one>he gives me lifeforce>never worked a single timeFUCK YOU KID
>>744803316I want to laugh at the freak circus
>>744803457focus on the run sYn
Reminder
>>744803519>speedrunning is the most degenerate act known to manwhat did he mean by this
>>744803475>this feels like a legit return to form for ESAhelps that all the faggy theater kids left. I only really miss Tinytim everyone else can fuck off.
>>744803378I will!?
There are 2 runners named syn at ESA who are both from the U.S
>no skits>no dono reading spam>no begging >few tranniesSsssip
>>744803475>this feels like a legit return to form for ESANah, its been pretty mid really
>>744803669Finally a good marathon
>>744803573Who the fuck misses Tinytim? That annoying little Gnome.Heinki on the other hand ..
>>744800335>EESAeesa jarjar?
>>744803457But that would kill her, you can't fuck someone's brains
>>744803692so you agree
>>744803692i don't think it's the best ESA ever, but maybe the best in the past two years
>>744803475thisI'm glad edenal and planks stepped up so ESA can return to formI'm having a blast
This does look stupid though
love me some NES kino but is a shmup autoscroller really speedrunning
>>744803732not really, some hentai have show me that is perfectly possible
>>744803728meesa speerun
>>744803775no
>>744803774LIGHTNING STATUS: BOTTLED
>>744803790shut the fuck up chudwe're all rating it SSS
>>744803771nope, its not comfy like it used to be, and the threads are bad now
>speedrun coop with woman >also get to fuck herPretty good deal imo
>>744803775grass is just really tall in the nordics
>>744803847hey SSSchizo you're back. did you get any sleep even?
>>744802695Nah
>>744803873on stream?
>>744803790GDQ shill detected. mods, you know what to do
>>744803850This. Where is my heckin metako chungus FF 20 hour run?
>>744803775Guessing there are windows back here and they're for blocking the light?
>>744803904gotta donate to the incentive
getting pretty close to that ratchet estimate...
>>744804010That's the penultimate level she'll be fine
>overestimateZZZ
>>744804010>watching stream 2ISHYGDDT
>>744804010woman's estimate is 20% higher in reality
>look at the schedule>f1
WOMAN OVER ESTIMATE>>744802292B+
>>744803974>donate 10k>message "fuck live on stream for another 20k"think they would do it?
OVERFUCKINGESTIMATE
Why is she grinding on him like that
>>744802695
Sidescrolling speedruns are RETARDEDthis is a showcase of their ability not to die, not speedrunning
Why is she so fat
>>744804221But the boss strats…
>>744804221it's faster if you don't die
>just realize i missed asm26was it still cozykino? i only watched 25 and had a great fucking time
>missed S run because i was watching a furry platformer on stream 2
>>744804227>he's watching stream 2xd
>>744804279>bewitched by womanmany such cases
>>744804221But there's lag reduction tricks where they save 5 frames over casual play so they're beating it faster than you!
>>744804259>>744804263no!
>>744804221watch stream 2 like a white man
>mexican runner isn't the mexican runner
>>744804315-_->>744804338>ratchethell nah f4m
>>744804318Bring back Susan!
>>744804318josh is gonna become the next mike
>>744804265it was a techcrew nightmare, everything was constantly on fire, audio levels constantly fucked and never getting fixed, it was great
>egyptwut
>>744804265t'was a good time
>>744804338>twitch onlyyeah maybe for homosexual white men
>>744804406I love punchy so muchHe used to remind me of Zero Cool from Hackers
>>744804417SPACE egypt, dumbo
>>744804417>he doesn't have egypt inside his bodyLook at him and laugh.
>>744804387>the mexican runner isn't mexican
>>744804415my favorite was the 5 hr rage 1 (?) speedrun where nobody gave a fuck about the run and the aussie was just talking about his fucking food science job and it was like 3 am
>>744802695The gym/court venue was fucking kino
iconic
>>744804489The Ex-ican runner
>>744804489gassymexican is just a guy from arizona
>>744802695>>744804506>My Summer Car speedrunwhere's the link? it's not on youtube
>>744804489he's not he's Polish
>>744804550damn i haven't heard that name since the Creature days
>>744804390whats wrong with R&C
Ah fuck I thought the estimate was 22m
>>744803397>>744803417>>744803487Do what you want, but at least acknowledge that you are supporting something you do not like by doing this. Any attention is better than no attention at all. Kinda tired of all the GDQ whining in these threads, and when you tell people to stop watching it's always the same:>I'm just hatewatching...>I like to be mad>I'm just there for the threads>I have nothing else to do>But my frens... ;_____;Seriously, just try not doing it: You'll realize you don't miss it at all. What you miss is long gone.>>744803475Yeah, it's legit good. Not gonna lie, I miss more people than just Tim, but I think guys like Yato or Etienne are not there by accident and will be back. And no runner (or tiddy girl) is worth throwing the core principles overboard. As time passes, it seems Edenal and Planks have fucked up in the PR department back then, but they were likely right about the cause itself.
>>744804560got nuked in the theater kid meltdown
BIGCHICKENATORTITS
>>744804610I never got into all the PS2 era platformer/collectathonners. I know its probably a good one but its not for me!
3D tomoko
Rate Life Force
>>744804721A
>>744804721B+
>>744804691>never got into the best ps2 franchise
>>744804721B for bfast
>>744804721CMight have been higher if the runner's tits weren't covered by a hoodie
>>744804702But she's a hambeast>>744804721A
>>744804560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdPi9uTybY
>>744804721A tier, super chill, a few seconds off wr
>>744804721B
>>744804721B-decent run, game looks neat. Co-op run's kinda unique. Autoscraller Shmup though so not much speed tech
>>744804721C it was alright
>>744804721C
>>744804721CIts a glorified lets play
>>744804721D not a speedrun
>bearable womanR A R E
>>744804652>Seriously, just try not doing itnope
rate ratchet clank and the big chicken
RATE RATCHET AND CLANK I GUESS
>>744804721D
I vill NOT play your slop just because you made a son.
>>744804839>>744804848D
>>744804721C+It was fine. Not much of a speedrun though.
>>744804757we was too poor during that time. and when i finally had some money i went straight to pc
>>744804757Best ps2 franchise was Tokyo Extreme Racerwhere I was literally zoom zooming
>>744804848D idnt watch
>>744804848>>744804839Z
>>744804773>But she's a hambeastThat's the extra dimension for you.
>>744804867and what if that son is jesus??
what a fucking piece of shit game
more plum(long) and less hellsprint shill
>>744804894>i'm a turdworlderWe figured from "-_-".
>>744804839>>744804848S
>>744804721D - it was decent but get a lower rating for being a shmup
>>744804894You ever roleplay again as me I will have you banished from this website and castrated. You hear me hillbilly? I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!!
>>744804839>>744804848D too autistic
>>744804721C+
>>744804941Plum song is reserved for the night shift chads (NSC) as a token for their loyalty.
>>744804920lol fair
>>744804992>t.
>>744804951retard
You guys heard that coin sound too, right?
>>744804839>>744804848ZZZ i want trans women not transfat women!!
>>744804894rip you i guessbut as long as you dind't become a tendie you're all good. having all the kino like r&c + crash + gran turismo really made it easy>>744804848>>744804839S for female apu runner
>hiding titsDamn shame
>>744800335Guys I love Sonic Unleashed no matter what anyone says. The daytime stages are obviously excellent, the sense of speed, environments, music is all great.And for me, the nighttime stages were also fun cause me and my bro played it together taking turns and it definitely was fun that way. People say you can't be objective when talking about a game but they would still argue that I'm defending a bad game in the case of unleashed cause the way I played the nighttime stages is not intended but it was the way I experienced it and enjoyed it and I'm happy with that and would recommend others play it like that as well. It's my 2nd favorite sonic game of all time behind Sonic Riders
They’re both so awkward, it’s adorablePerfect match
>>744805140>brown nips
>>744804778kek
They’re even better together in bed
cute couplemaybe i should start speedrunning and get me a autism wife
>In 2 hours: Astyanax (NES) by hirexen in 00:25will he redeem?
I wish I had an autistic gamer latina gf :((Americans hog all of them
shes domming him LIVE
>>744805252disregard her C's chartanon and rape her
what does it feel like
>>744805259:(
what kind of gamer fuel we eating /v/?
Where are all these vintage women speedrunners coming from???
>>744805291salty coins and milk
>>744805291can somebody with better eyesight tell me if she's hoverhanding her husband?
>>744805291get ICE in here they are making this incel chud insecure
>>744805301I eat olives out of the jar too.They are too yummyThey are best right after opening and before they get into the fridge. Can eat a whole jar if I tried
>>744805321From their moms vagina's
>>744805291Feels good man
>>744805291Enough with the couplesENOUGH WITH THE COUPLES
>hirexen benchwarming:(
>>744804721C for cute runners
This game isn't bad. It's FUCKING HORRIBLE!
what is the point of this game?
Chip and Dale.
I beat this game a few years ago. Didn't really struggle until the barrels
>>744805438A for adorable
I have apollosmug fatigue
>>744804894>we wuzFr fr? Why don't you rob the locals and buy one Jamal?
>>744805438Dommy mommy
>>744805458To make avgn famous
Is this an AVGN themed relay?
>>744805458It's a literal walking simulator before walking simulators were invented
>>744805458He said it. You're trying to get laid.
>>744805478Why is he on so many runs
THIS GAME IS THE CRUST BETWEEN MY BALLS
>>744805353it is death for blueberry boy after all
>>744805486why wouldn't i just steal a ps2 directly? think a bit before you talk, idiot
>dogbirdshitted into a bombgood start
>Mr. Hyde
>>744805530only so many 8bit boomers
ID RATHER GET A TATTOO OF A GOAT SNORTING COKE OFF A BABYS PENIS
>>744805536I totally misread the post. The shame cannot be undone.
>>744805403I'm almost certain he's in the practice room, preparing for his run in about two hours. It's his last solo run of the event and on stream one, so he probably wants to avoid fumbling like in contra.
>>744805589he didnt say that
>why does the stick, not, do anythiiiiiiiiing...
>>744805291
Why aren't they displaying his Australian flag
>>744805528Worse, he's trying to get married.
>>744805719the slavjank runner from yesterday also didn't get a flag
>>744805719they kicked him out just yesterday
'Cause I wasJekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde JekyllJekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde!Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde JekyllJekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde!
I thought stream 2 was gonna be Sonic Unleashed?
>>744805618irate gamer did
mornin eurobros!any fun runs lately?
But where is Mr. Hyde?
>>744805770>jew is a pedomakes sense
why does he keep bullying the swedish guy
Billy pwns
>>744805805Look in the mirror
>>744805764fuck, I remember this
>>744805805He's hyding.
A B B A
>>744805871CARLOOOOOS
So where does the money go if you donate for a shirt? They say 2/3 goes to Make a Wish, so where does the other 1/3 go? To the company making the shirts? Do ESA keep it?
N-
I always thought that part of the novel where Hyde shoots fireballs against walking chicken nuggets felt really out of place...
now sing the THOSE lyrics
>>744805945It goes to me.
>>744805945let it go man, enjoy the runs
LIFE IS LIKE A N-
>>744805824his name is literally loser
>>744805945Settle down
>that run that made you play the gamewhat's her name
>>744805945Stop asking questions and enjoy the runs
>>744806034
>>744806034Drakengard mobile (Dragon GF%)
>>744805789Nightmare on Elm Street was very good.
>>744806034Mr Gimmick (with all the star bounce techniques)That shit is 1000000% harder then he made it look
>>744806054based
>>744805945You'll be getting a visit from Goosebert soon
>>744806034Drilldozer
>>744806034pseudoregalia
>>744806034Dunno, still waiting for it. Maybe it'll be Umaru's prohesized run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgvdKnQbDI
LIFE IS LIKE A NIG>>744806034Dogwater runs mgs made me get into the series.
>>744806034Chuckie Egg
>>744806034rocko's quest
Why doesn’t the runner have a flag
>>744806208
>>744806232He's a man of the world
>>744806034Bloodstained curse of the moon
>>744806257Why did she do it bros?
>>744806257That can’t be her
>>744806232He hates savestate cheaters so much he became stateless himself.
WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK
>[Monotone] I love it.
WALK WALK WALK WALK DODGE SOME BIRD SHIT WALK WALK WALK WALK SOLDIERS SHOOTING WALK WALK NIGHTIME WALK WALK TURN INTO A MONSTER WALK WALK WALK FIREBALL WALK
>>744806257>>744806257>>744806208
>>744806338ROLLING ROCKONTHE ROLLING ROCKER
why do women love
>>744806034Tomba 2 unironically
>>744806432they don'tnow you have solved the mystery
Is the London fauna really like this?
bros i havent drank soda for an entire day and I feel like shit
>>744806432the only woman who will truely love you is your mother and even that isn't a guarantee.
>>744806534no its all dead now
>>744806338>>744806410WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>744806561Fuck off Oedipus
>>744806536I know that feel bro
Is he fucking up or is the mr hyde part necessary
>>744806652fucking up
Remember in the book where Hyde shot psychic firebolts at meatballs with legs?
So ANGRY.
Do you know who the protagonist is?
Holy kek
>>744806257
>too many sprites on the screen will speed up the game by 300%W-what!?
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT YOU TO GET THROUGH THIS PART???
>more sprites on screen speeds it upwtf
The NES boomers have honestly been the best part of the event
>game speeds up when it should lag
>anti lagokay this got me
Not related to the run but this song is a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6g_74SF9I
>game has a bug where it starts running at 30fps instead of default 15fpsJesus christ how horrifying
I-It's Sonic time stream 2 bros
>>744800335I've been afk for a couple days, give me all the new plums pls
>>744806696It's Dr. Jekyll's friend, I forgot his name, I think it was John, the lawyer.The story is told from his POV and the reveal that Jekyll and Hyde are the same person is exposed through letters left to his lawyer by Jekyll before he dies
>>744806838Rouge time?
>>744806681Personally I think the gag where a bird poops on Dr. Jekyll's head to be really overdone
>>744806838Time for a world adventure
>>744806838But the NES block
Thank you for the list of bees in video games
>>744806887Cool!
Who asked?
>>744806838
>>744805994>>>/wsg/6209177
>>744806887It's crazy that the mystery is just completely ruined even knowing the character
This tristendo dude has legit donated 10% of the total all by himself
>>744806832Failing upwards
This PC recompilation tech for 360 games is the best thing sonic autists have given to the world
>>744806587WHAT MAD SCIENTIST CAME UP WITH THIS CONTRAPTION?
>>744807012Lost odyssey and blue dragoon soon hopefully, waiting for Gears of war 3 as well
>>744806838>>744806893BAT TATS
>>744806536I've cut my caffine intake down to almost 0 this week. Trying to reset my system.
Damn it is going fast
Who thought developing this game was a good idea?
>>744806893GOD
would you rather have AAA mtx slop or games being designed to be nearly unbeatable so you keep feeding arcade machines more money
>>744806893>Sega keeps nerfing her tits in every new game
>>744806893No Rouge today sadly.
Rate Jekyll and Hyde.
>>744807212ummm both!
>>744807245BStraight up bullshit.
>>744807245A, comfy
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING>>744807245B+
SLIP ‘N’ FALL
>different staff>hopefully they're gone foreverbased
>>744807245S
>>744807245A+ for somehow going underestimate playing that nightmare. sasuga WR holder
>>744807245B
>>744807245B >thank you, not the creators of this gameKek
Why are they badmouthing the game they just played? Why even submit such trash?
>>744807245no
>>744807245C
>>744807245A for AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>744807245C kind of tepid
>>744807245A AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
>>744807245A for ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>744807245S it was great
I feel like QA should've immediately caught how drifting like a spastic completely fucks the physics system
>>744807245B for bird shit
>>744807245BReally stupid, but funny
>>744807245S fun jank game with anti lag
>>744807245A
How many games have ended with wedding music? I wonder.
>>744807245D
>>744806964I read it for the first time a few months ago and while I thought knowing the mystery would make the book boring to read, turns out pretty much every modern version of Jekyll & Hyde seems to miss the point of the character? Kinda? Like in modern circles when he's parodied he's treated like this dude who drinks a potion and transforms into a monster, he later wakes up and has no idea what has happened while his "evil" part was out doing bad stuff, when it's VERY clear that the potion does nothing but change his appearance, essentially acting as a mask. I thought it was very fitting for modern society where people use the guise of being anonymous on the internet to say things they'd never say in real life.But I'm also a midwit and new to reading so maybe it's not that deep.
>>744807337There might not have been any time for QA
>>744807308that's how you know he runs the game and it's not just something he picked up to submit.
>>744807324>>744807328>>744807331ASS MIND
>>744806893
>>744807245How is this the run with divided votes out of all the trash we've sat through?
>>744807245B for BULLSHIT
>>744807245B for BEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEAN BAAOOOMEER
>>744806893Yes
>>744807390what can i say, i'm an assaholic
>>744807245BSurprisingly comfy for such a scuffed, limiting game
Is Turkey European?
>>744807437>divided votes>all A, B and CsI don't think you understand how ratings work.
>>744807245SSS+
Inc sexo cosplay
>>744807358No you're right, funnily enough its similar to that Obsession movie or The Substance. Hyde isn't some new persona or creature that Jekyll transforms into, its Jekyll wearing a mask so he can act like he wants to without feeling guilt or anything that would afflict his conscience. It's also why Hyde starts off doing small evils like gambling and whoring, but as Jekyll gets more depraved Hydes crimes get worse and worse.
>>744807358>I thought it was very fitting for modern society where people use the guise of being anonymous on the internet to say things they'd never say in real life.That's exactly the intended reading of the book, it's kind of a critique of the contemporary city life when the book was written, which still holds true today. But, the alternative reading of there being a ying/yang split personality is what became popular, and what most popular depictions are based on.
>>744807506His brain works on the IGN scale
>>744807245B - bullshit game played well, enjoyed the anti-lag tidbit
"what do you mean there is no ducktales in the nes block?https://files.catbox.moe/hvrrg6.mp4
>>744807504yes, constatiniye is the oldest capital of europa as well.
>>744807245SHITLOAD OF FUCKB
>>744807639Sorry was this plumb plush fan made or whats the deal?Her mouth changes....
>>744807639>that fuzzy audio qualityI always know it's the one before the singing kicks in
>>744807639Really pushing it now kid
>>744807639made me laugh
>>744807483>>744806893Remember she's not built for human men.
>should I make OC of the current runs?>no I will play with my semen crusted plushie instead
>>744807624it always bothered me how anything under a 6 doesn't exist, unless there's a vendetta against a game, but even then it's not like 2 or 3 get used. 5 is average, 4 is below average, 6 is above averagebut the world is blind to this. you'll have people calling a game "mid af" and they rate it a 7, what does it all mean, man
>>744806257She had a kid and lost a ton of weight afterwards. I say good for her!
>>744807829That's the best part.
>>744807829Well good news for me and my micropenis, then!
coach?
wtf an actual real american XX
>mrock female>alicon maleIt's like their usernames traded genders
Cute girl on stream 1
I had this game as a kid and played with my sister
werehog is alot more fun when you tweak his jump physics and install some combo modsthe wii game had better level design though
>>744807829she can use the chaos emeralds to stretch her organs
>they do Gadget dirtyBoy did they...
Trams rights are human rights
Uh
>>744807862and what have you done besides bitch? he's made plenty of shit involving the current runs put your tampon in nigger
Nerd girl sexo!
>female runnerWait, all the chip and dale donations were actually simping?!?
>>744807932>aliconI need a gif of that black guy from the serial killer showyou know what I mean
>>744807829Yes she is lol, she got LUTHOR'D
I would rock her if u know what I mean.
CHIPBROS SHE'S LAUGHING AT US
>>744807862Sorry, too busy watching runs.
that's a man
>>744807602This, there is also something about the corruption of the soul by adding up the small evils (the "morality" of the book) which is very in vogue at the time
I'm guessing the massive increase in american runners this event is a result of people being increasingly sick of gdq's shit
MAGGOT'D
chip n dale was never good
>Running on powerlinesTHAT'S HOW BLACKOUTS HAPPEN
You think she's part of the cult?
cheesed to meet you
Mr Ock
>>744807829It's okay I have a small penis
I refuse to believe there are so many biofem runners, ESA is paying them somehow
>>744807829it's alright, i have a micro penor
ESA has more females than GDQ's "female" only event
>>744808080Slav's only
*kubrick stares at u*
>>744808075It's "good" if you're bad at videogames. Chip 'n Dale is literally the easiest NES game
Guess not
>>744808165>event that got Me Too'd has more females than everI laugh every time
>>744808203cute
>>744808075>>744808206It's an easy game, but your opinions are still bad.
>>744808219>has more females than ever>German autist at the eventOh no
>>744808102>>744808105
Why don't you have a speedfu, Anon?
Why don't they just put a LED for the runners that lights up when there are donations to read? That way they don't ask for donations when there aren't any to read
>>744808281i hate women
>tfw a mousegirl at a bar you frequent will never hand you a drink after a long and stressful day and say "you're looking a bit down, for you, it's on the mouse"
>>744808281Punchy is my speedfu
>>744808281i do, it's (You)
>>744807867This is why a 5 point scale is the best
>>744808303>aru-2.pngDonations are dama
>>744808281I do. she occasionally speedruns Portal/spoiler] and Doom
>>744808350This Lemming looks odd.
What if the guy on the right just punched the girl runner really hard haha as a joke
>>744808350
>>744808281I'm too slow
>>744808350Ugly bug shill spotted
she looks pretty good
>>744808364I learned this from watching x play
>sonic ring soundhuh?
>>744808281I do but then I found out she's in her mid 30's so idk
>>744808450So around your age then?
What's her fucking problem with Chip
>>744808303I've heard some runners refer to the "donation bar" and also they can hear the sounds when big donos come in.I guess the less experienced marathon runners just don't keep up with those things as well as the more experienced ones.
>>744808463yeah, too old
>>744808474She's got a Chip on her shoulder
>>744808474she must have gotten tipped by fedora lords in the past
>>744808409t.
>>744808474He's a faggot
>>744808281I have Chlods
>>744808219>locked in a room with a hulking beast, stuck at his mercy?>oh no how horrible haha that's like so scary omg>he did WHAT in the elevator? oh that's just vile>hair sniffing? so gross, for my expensive perfume to get smelled by such a lowborn male
>>744808506Unfortunately if you want young girls, you need to have status and be generally good looking. Or just try to sell drugs to highschoolers.
Reminder that canonically Gadget gave birth to 42 mousemaggots
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2832458652?t=2h8m58s
>>744808517Die Carlos
>>744808203Mouse bros, how we feeling?
>>744808463I'm in my mid 20's so no
>>744800335So many qts compared to amerimutt GDQ
>>744808590cheesed to meat you
>>744808539The best part is that she was "locked in" in a room you can't be locked into.
>>744807867a UK magazine once adopted the logical scale where 5 actually meant average and 90% of publishers stopped sending them review copies because they didn't want their games reviewed as 6's or 7's so the magazine went and copied the dumb system
>>744808578she runs Prime too...she's perfect...
Rate Chippendales run
>>744808539>locked in a room with a hulking beast, stuck at his mercy?That was later found out to be false too, she was in an open room and her husband was there at the time too
>>744808590Cheesed
>>744808643S imps
>>744808590>DANCE OR DIE>>744808643A
Cute snort
>>744808474He's a fedora wearing chud
>>744808643A
>>744808539>he speedran any%enly across the room, she felt like they were the only two people in the stream room
>>744808643B
>>744808643B- nothing special
>>744808643B ippendale :DD
>>744808643A fast and fun
>>744808643C
>>744808643A for acute.
>>744808643A nice and short
>>744808643C it was ok
>>744808643B for biofem
>>744808643B+
>>744808643C+heesed to meet you
>>744808643CShe wasn't so good, fucked up a lot
>>744808643C hick 'n dale
>page 9Mig & Dale
>>744808643Giving a B
>>744808643B+fast, short game.
>>744808643CWay too obnoxious with the dono back and forth
>>744808643A for Arisu Kompurekkusu
>>744808643A for c-c-c-c-chip n dale mmorpg now with extreme pvp
>>744808560What the FUCK were they thinking
>>744808643S
>>744808764i get sick every time
>>744808643C for dissing Dale
>showcase HOURGodless nights bros...
I'm so relieved that ESA is back to relative normalcy, bros.
as in the NES Zapper? I hope we get a flashing lights warning...
>>744808643C for Chip
>>744807245A AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>>744808643C - was decent enough
>showcase
>>744808643B it was okay
>>744808974
>>744808643C short and sweet
>>744808974gonna show you my zapper soon :)
>>744808974Retard kun
Pirate software on Stream 2
Migg or DIE>>744809048>>744809048>>744809048>>744809048
>>744808974>dont want to watch a showcase>stream 2 is sonic unleashedShowcase it is.
>>744809064get out of my thread. i'm going down with this ship.
plumbs juicy ass
