What a disgusting woman
>muscular womenYou were psyoped by leftist Epstein billionaires into letting western values be sidelined in your eyes. Le strong women is feminist and leftist propaganda, not calling it out for what it is will contribute to the downfall of western civilization.
>he chose mandy
>>744850625sorry I meant visi
>>744850445The perfect woman.
Robert's canon wife
>>744850625I will always choose Mandy
>>744850445Why couldn't this be her default outfit? A decade ago it would've been. Fuck the Liberals.
>>744850625Said the brown
I just want to be loved ;_;
>>744850571Is pic related supposed to be you when typing all that shit out
>>744850812Sorry, I must correct myself: TWO decades ago it would've been. A decade ago you fucking Wokies already dug your soul-sucking tendrils deep
>>744850817It's just not meant to be for us
She's objectively perfect.I want the red demon bitch though
>>744850817only women and children are loved, man up faggot
>>744850445I-IS THAT A HECKING WHOLESOME MUSCLE MOMMY FELLOW HECKING REDDIT ALLIES?
Whats wrong with not-R. Mika?I haven't played this shit so I don't know.
>>744850987>man up faggotHow about no.
>>744850445If she so disgusting why her make my pp into PP?
WIFE
>>744850445They are both wives
>>744850987no u
>>744850445This woke ass shit had one of the worst art styles I've ever seen
>>744851283what the fuck are you talking about?what's woke about it?
They pushed Invisigal so hard, it's a wonder they put Blazer in at all.
>>744851283
>>744851312>dating simulator>every woman is insufferable and ugly>the blonde one is a cheater>the shitskin the game pushes you towards is some Tumbkr feminist full of piercingsIt's like a parody of the average western game.It even gimps out on the gameplay aspect like a typical western Triple A wokeslop
>>744850571>Epstein billionaires>leftistpick one
>>744851437>>every woman is insufferable and uglythat's just women in general
>dating simsWhy would anyone play this
>>744851312he watched a video essay on it (made by a guy who also didn't play dispatch)
>>744851191
>>744851437bait used to be believable on this website, what a downfall from grace when jeets like you took over
>>744851640Cute :3
>>744851654it's all election touristsanyone who replies in a /pol/ thread should automatically be permabanned from every other board, on top of rangebanning india of course
>>744851718Based desu. We need /pol/ completely quarantined.
>>744851374> you can’t even fuck the demon girl
>>744851437>>dating simulatorIs it really dating simulator?
How much nudity is in this game? I heard there was nudity.
>>744852090Not enough. A couple good scenes where we get some titties.
Men just prefer tomboys
>>744851183based
>>744852851
>Go into a BB thread expecting mandy>It's always BB in costumeI swear /v/ has shit taste, she's a 10/10 as a brunette.
>>744853004Based.
>>744853004She's both
>>744850445What are ya, a fag? Sorry, anon. Dispatch has queerbait, but no actual queers.
>>744850571I'm literally attracted to tiny little things and fat women alikeA fit and strong woman with big tits is literally the ultimate ideal of excellence
>>744850571Kill yourself.
Where's season 2 you fuckers?!
>>744852851>>744852931>"the majority is based"Since when?
>>744853592Go back to seething on /pol/
sorry >>744853640 here meant >>744850625 lol
>>744850625>If you choose the white good hearted tradwife you're brownNice projection Samesh.
>>744853245>Mandy with glassesMuh dick
>>744853004Have a Mandy on me
>>744852851>play a pirated copy>"you and 34% of players did x"I don't think those end screens are based on anything
>gives a chance to down on his luck Robert, someone who would likely end up dead without his suit otherwise>literally saves him from a mugging the moment she meets him>comes down like an angel from heaven above>is so compassionate and human that instead of just instantly talking business for a job offer, she instead wants to talk anything but SDN and takes him to a bar>meets him there on his level and is emotionally open, comfortable, shows him true warmth and kindness>in a total dead end relationship with a dickless weirdo, desperately craves to be seen and feel alive again and to be with someone who can see her for what's under the mask>starts falling for Robert and his effortless charm pretty much instantly>she takes off his mask to view his face in a scene that showcases true vulnerability and trust>denies the kiss though because she's not a cheater, she just knows that her relationship is definitely doomed>trusts him in a high risk role whose success she's been personally accountable for, instantly making the two of them a two captain team of villains>reunites him with his long estranged older brother/mentor/father figure who personally recommended him>trusts and cares for Roberts close family member>understands what it truly means to be a hero in the exact same way he does>the thanklessness and vulnerability that's underneath the mask>breaks up with Phenomama'am>asks Robert out for dinner directly>she takes off her mask in a poetic gesture of vulnerability and trust>reveals her true form, a smol Italian woman with big tits>makeout with handholding>spaghetti dinner>public displays of affection>kisses Roberts hand when he thought Chase was going to die, gives Twinkie money like Chase did>puts the amulet on Chase and revives him from the brink of death in a move that Shroud could have never, ever predicted which wins the day>Blazer saves MechaMan again with an act of love, trust and self sacrificeSHE'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING GOAT!
>>744854630And that's not mentioning this little morsel32% chance lol but yet Shroud still wouldn't dare to take it, even with his majority
>>744854102Very cute.
>>744854102I can't wait to see more of Mandy in season 2, I hope they don't just write her back into the amulet offscreen
>>744855136Erin Yvette really wants the Season 2 to explore the Mandy side of Blazer more thoroughly and she's the lead dev's wife. So I think we'll be getting a lot of Mandy in S2, otherwise Hermann is sleeping on the couch.
i like coupe
>>744853591Mandy "Hip Shatterer" Robertson
>>744850445>34I'll take the 27 year old thanks, don't want retarded kids.
>>744855249She probably won't get her suit back for some time so hopefully we'll get more time with her just being chill, doing normal things and whatnot.
>>744855324Mandy "Death by Snu Snu" Robertson
>>744851374Probably unintentionally in this "Springtime for Hitler" kinda way. Because if you play both routes, it's clear that BB is the "main" love interest and Visi us your protege. Visi as a love interest was the last second addition to give players some choice (she actually has way less romantic interactions than Blazer). And it backfired spectacularly, because most people on the internet loves the "I can fix her girl", no matter how ridiculous it would be for Robert to romance one.
>>744855375>34Huh? No, she's [REDACTED].
>>744855375>>744855598She's 31
>>744855680Source on her age?That's not your ass?
When is season two?
>>744853591Why do you want season 2? You know they're gonna intentionally fuck it up.
>>744855725source is my dick told me in a dream
>>744855757Soon.In reality, you are going to wait a while. Because they never expected the game to be this big of a success, they didn't have plans for S2 and are now scrambling to come up with something.They were supposed to be doing that Critical Role game next, remember? But then upon seeing the success of Dispatch, CR CEO went "eh, we're good, do the season 2 of Dispatch if you want".
>>744855923Not gonna lie, it would be funny if they picked Mandy as the default LI in S2, explaining that if you picked Invisigal, she broke up with Robert eventually and he hooked up with Mandy after that.Because that would be a realistic outcome of the Invisigal romance, with how much of a clusterfuck of a person she is.
>>744850625Trvke
>>744850571>Barely any muscle definition>No visible abs>No visible veins>No signs of roiding>No breast atrophy>MuscularBasedjak posting retard get your fatass to a gym once in your life before you start posting shit you tub of lard.
>>744857376Blonde Blazer is definitely muscular, she's a superheroine with super strength and a suit with padding
>>744857436I have a feeling it's the padding.Because she doesn't look this muscular in a dress.And she's smol and cute as Mandy.
I want more of wet Mandy.
I want more Waterboy
>>744857871
>>744858060That’d be gay tho
>>744857871wet Mandy...
>>744858617>no necklaceMy autism is flaring up
where the fuck is the beach episode dlc
>>744858673Nothing a little AI can't fix
>>744850445>>744851191I want to pet them
>>744858925Mandy is very pettable.
>>744851489Why should we pick one? Leftists were all over Epstein, no matter how hard you pretend otherwise. Bill Gates was well known for his involvement long before the file drop, if you want a specific example.
>>744858426Depends on the day for me
>>744850625Its so hilarious when jeets start calling each other brown.
>>744850445saved
>>744858997So cute
>>744859280Mandy won bigly at the valentine bowl
>>744859317Yeah, Invisifags are salty to this day.
>>744850571no I just grew up watching male gaze cameramen olympics and reading male gaze comic books
>>744859380Imagine choosing this over Blonde Blazer and calling yourself a man
>>744850571
>>744860207The septum ring makes her go from a 10/10 to a 2/10
>>744860363I've no idea why they changed it from a lip ring other than it was probably a fashion choice around the office
>>744860528could have easily been a nostril stud or ring instead of septum but no, they had to signal to everyone exactly what kind of girl she really is
>>744860363The fact that she ruins your life, blames you for it and then punches you in the face is what makes her 2/10.
>>744850625>Choosing the white blonde blue eyed tradwife who loves you for who you are instead of the mystery meat septum piercing foul mouthed chainsmoking double agent who put Beef in dangerGuess I'm brown then.
/vg/ containment breach
>>7448592804k no text
>>744860870>blondeShe's still a tradwife, though
She is a whore
Where can I find all the shift themes? Youtube doesn't seem to have all of them and going through 8 hours of OST to find the 4 or 5 tracks I liked from it is incredibly annoying.
>>744861245You're just mad you have no cock, Dumpy
>>744850445>can't romance coupe it's not fair
>>744861496shes too busy getting bleached by a midget
>it's time for our weekly meeting, Robert
>oi Robby ya cunt, let's fack
>>744861397Yea because that's the reason to be a whore, fucking humans he should have killed them all
https://youtu.be/LQhIcXiljN0?is=ZsFjLq6rgmfz-5vJPhenomaman's cool with Robert.
>>744850571post chin
>>744859172capitalists are on the political right no matter how many queer flags they stick up their ass
>>744862168he just wants to make love together with everyoneno need to make t complicated
>>744862275You say that as if billionaires aren't also part of America's communist party. The same communist party that enables faggotry and trannyism.
>>744850445>>744851183They're hot but I'm going to play because I just know it's gonna make me feel even lonelier and more depressed.
>>744850571Meds
>>744863112*not going to play
>>744863112Romanceslop is fun though you'll feel better
>>744863112WDYM?
Sorry I'm going to take the white man's choice, I'd marry Mandy and keep Courtney as a masochistic breeding slave that me and Mandy dom and abuse.
>>744851378>G-gojira
>>744864239KEK
>>744863061all of these are lukewarm liberals who support capitalism you fucking retardread a book and stop basing your opinions on podcasts and /pol/
>>744850445Blondes look so fucking gross
>>744864763Thank fuck she isn't a blonde
>>744864763I'm too hetrosexual to care about hair color.
>>744851489Epstein was literally pushing every single leftist culture war issue he could think of. The entire left wing grift was basically engineered by Epstein from the ground up and you fell for it hook line and sinker.
>>744850445Waterboy BWC won
>>744852719Not really
>>744864763Gayest man on 4chan right here
>>744864735>read a book and stop basing your opinions on podcasts and /pol/Hard ask for /v/
>>744850625Blazerjeets blown the fuck out
>>744850571>You were psyoped by leftist Epstein billionairesNot exactly Epstein's preference anon
>>744850445Demon woman > Blazer blonde form >>>> Invisigal > Blazer real form
>>744850445>Aliexpress Supergirl*yawn*Dispatch characters are the embodiment of creative bankrupcy.
>>744853796According to /v/ blondes and tradewives are for the weak and boring. You need a wife that fights you because "being a bitch" is the only personality anons recognize as not being bland.
>>744869150Technically, she's more like Mary Marvel.
Blondes are perfect as long as they are pretty and have a motherly nature.
>>744866236>Epstein was literally pushing every single leftist culture war issue he could think of.Yeah such as gamergate and proud boys.
>>744853592This map is fucking stupid, Australian Aboriginals (minus Stolen Generations fuckery) have super dark skin.
>>744862275Billionaires are the only reason the whole LGBTQ shit even exists to begin with, they're the ones pushing it.>>744864735So who, exactly, are the supporters of modern day leftism? It sure as shit aren't the old Bolsheviks, let alone Stalin or Mao. Face it: your entire ideology is manufactured by billionaire elites for their purposes.>b-but muh cuckservative magaYes those too.>then who isn't?Easy way to find out: which ideology gets you socially persecuted by the system and maybe even legally persecuted in many cases/countries?
>>744870193>Face it: your entire ideology is manufactured by billionaire elites for their purposes.Yeah remember how Musk covered up Mamdani campaign.
>>744856014I think maybe the more hilarious part of this is that they were working on The Wolf Among Us 2 and had their work done but Telltale didn't return their calls for so long that they literally just made a game while that was in limbo
>>744850445I have AGP faggot fatigue
