Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Halo 14 - Definitive Edition (Super Mario World Kaizo)Next: Dark Souls: RemasteredLater: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish CapStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Pokemon PlatinumNext: SaGa FrontierLater: Styx: Shards of DarknessSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744855796
>>744870791Fugggggg forgot the *
I HATE MIGGERS
what happened to kaizo halo
Meh
>>744870761>manly_maevelol
born to mig
I'm migging
>>744870827Needs three asterisks
>>744870791>First redSpyrobros what have we done?
this show does not need this many interviews
>>744871001Allowed Americans to play our game
The interviewer guy is gonna fuck all four of them after this btw.
would
had camembert & crackers (& wine) for dinner
cock cam
>>744870761That's spoony if he tranny (might not be long).
>>744870791Missing ! on Super Pitfall, same runner as Chip 'n Dale.
Why in the fuck would you put Tomb Raider 1 in 4 in the morning?!
>>744871014I don't get ESAs obsession with these interviews either desu. At least they stopped putting random people in front of the camera and telling them to have a fun conversation now.
>>744871073Very based
Do kaizo runs really count as speedruns considering doing the levels the fastest way is almost always the only way you can beat them
where halo?
I'm sorry, but even if they're technically impressive Kaizo speedruns lack heart.
You are being held hostage by ESA. They force you to run in the next 5 minutes or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.What game do you choose and why?
I didn't even realize this guy has a right nub
>>744871149I read the end of A Tale of Two Cities on the train yesterday evening and nearly cried.On an unrelated note, I was the only white person in the carriage.
>speedrunning kaizo games with only one handThat's pretty damn impressive desu
given that they interview basically everyone on stream 1, what does it mean that they didn't ask me for one after my run? can they sense my power level?
>>744871308that's his thumb
>>744871085lol what's the gimmick with the pedal
The fuck
>>744871397He was born without a right hand, so he uses a special setup to play with his stump instead.
>>744871397That's his L and R.He only has fingers on one hand.
live waluigi DICK
Is this the guy that gloriously failed the kaizo mario DDR part last year and cried?
Migging esoterically
Finally awake. Where are my hamigos at?
>>744870791godless
>>744871536dumb cat
>>744870791I just woke up, what the fuck happened with Spyro?
>>744871505Yes
>halo>actually a kaizo hackWhy couldn't it be some other romhack. Why does every smw run have to be a kaizo
>>744871601we entered the bizzarro universe in which ESA is GDQ
>>744870761DO THE TRIPLE LINK NEXT TIMEI WAS SITTING IN THE OLD THREAD LIKE A RETARD
>>744871303Donkey Kong Country 2 because I like playing it
>>744870761>she/her on the left toopopped me
>>744871601trannies (i dont really mind that) but really boring category
>>744870761Im gonna be sick
Why is his Mario costume purple?
>>744871601see >>744870594
>>744871505>>744871621Ah shit I forgot about it :[
>>744870594Some nice legs on manly_maeve
>>744871242Doing it in no/very few death is the fast part, but I'm not fond of romhacks being at marathons in the first place. It's not very good spectacle and few people can relate to it.
WAAA
Love Killer7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltu4YYKn4C8
kaizo runs are boring because there's basically only one way to play the levels to begin with, so the only "speedtech" is trying not to die, meaning it's all regular gameplay
was that killer7? holy based
man why would you lose your hand? why do it?
>>744870761>she/her
This guy is cool in my bookWon't be making fun of him
>dudes better at playing video games then me and he only has one hand
I hate kaizo shit so much its unreal.
>overestimateoof, someone should give this guy a hand
>>744871921Anon...
>>744871921Time for glasses.
>>744871303bhop_alvo2 showcase because it's a cool map that I'm quite confident I could finish in under 20 mins in a live setting
Kaizo games are annoying, but at least this guy makes it more impressiveAnd the music legit slaps
>>744871921If you laugh, you go to hell.
>>744871987oh.........
>>744871303Subspace Emissary because I once had a dream I did a remote co-op run with my midget gf (keep in mind no such person exists) at GDQ and we had so much fun and made such good banter that they never invited us back.Or FE Fates randomiser because that's pretty much all I play these days
I like kaizo
banger
>>744872087u like kock
I hate kaizo
I dislike kaizo
>>744871059>he/him>implying a she/her could have a mustacheso tired of tourist faggots forcing this gay shit into every possible space
I am kaizo
>>744871940man i wanna play but i think he is gonna chop my head off as soon as i finish
>>744872118huh?
>>744870761
>>744871140It's to randomly break up the intermissions, so it isn't just a schedule screen for 15 minutes every single time.
>>744864687https://twitchtracker.com/esamarathonBack in 2020 they started doing 24/7 reruns literally every hour of every day of every month, which completely tanked their actual viewership during live events because followers can't know whether they're actually live or not (and many likely just unfollowed to avoid seeing the channel 24/7). Just pure greed, they deserve it.
>>744872118Maybe Anon is a girl, there are several of us in these threads
>>744872084>I did a remote co-op run with my midget gf (keep in mind no such person exists) at GDQ and we had so much fun and made such good banter that they never invited us back.Where do I find the VOD?
>>744872149if you finish in his mouth you'll have some time to react
>>744871921I know what you want... how 'bout a leg?
>>744872118Don't worry they have a penis cam to make sure.
>>744870761MORE LIKE MANLY MEEVE
>>744871303ASTLIBRA revision so I can shill ASTLIBRA revision.
This blind shell jump is just cruel.
>>744871303Mega Man X cuz I like game.
the distortion world was very cool
>>744870761Shopped or error?
>>744871921>>744871987>>744872056I used to know a chick with fucked up hands like this back in high school (she went to a different school but we had mutual friends and went to a lot of the same parties). Anyway, every time I saw her at one of these parties I'd go up to her and put my arm around her shoulder and smile, and be like "I've gotta hand it to you, Ash..." -- (her name was Ashley -- still is, I guess) as if I was about to compliment her character -- "because you can't hand it to yourself." then walk away, laughing.Pretty sure she had a crush on me or whatever too, and I think we made out one new years but yeah, nah... just a bit of banter
>>744872237NTA but n your dreams tonight.
What does the 'r' in Waluigi's hat stand for?
>>744870761What is the correlation between speedrunning/challenge running and troons?
>>744872409Rigger.
>>744872389>missed out on a stumpjob
>>744871303Is the object to run well or be entertaining? This will affect my answer
>>744872409Randstad. He's a temp.That's why he isn't in a lot of games.
This shit is way too hard for me
>>744872456to minimize making a fool out of yourself
>>744872439
>>744871303バイオミラクル ぼくってウパbecause fanni
>>744872409Гario
>>744872489
>>744872501Try some fiber
>>744872439Trans people lives are challenge runs with how they're treated in Trump's America
>>744872489A helping hand huh?
>>744871303spyro, spyro 2 and spyro3because spyro
>>744871303Blaster Master because it's my favorite NES game and not many people run it so I won't look like as much of a douchebag for failing.
You might dislike them, but 3 American troons packed the room out, this disabled German has 4 people, explain?
I love how the Pokemon NDS games look, peak pokemon for me t b q h
>>744871303Crash 3 any % because i'm somewhat familiar with the movement and i know the game
>>744872553No 'arm, no foul
>>744871303Probably MGR or DMC4
>>744872603playstation nation is very tolerant of its troons
>>744872439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__GJuqLb00
>>744871303i could probably get hard corps uprising a decent "run" but nowhere near speedrunner level. spoke with the current WR on youtube/twitch and he explained some strats and i can somewhat kinda try with full upgrades to not look like a faggot
>>7448726033 lurkers walked in right after you said this. Good work
>>744871303Home Alone on the NES, as I am the world record holder.
>>744872672That one webm with Sony-funded gay parade rings true.
>>744872723heh
>>744871303Viewtiful Joe because I'm the coolest motherfucker in the world.Also Killer Instinct Glacius Theme running right now. How I know? Because I'm the coolest motherfucker in the world.
woke up for Dark Souls... get Kaizo slop
When are you getting your asian gf?
If he dies again, I am pretyping my choke
>>744872861Be happy you didn't wake up for the previous run, it was G for GDQ
>>744871303RE4 original. I could sub 2 hour it years ago
>>744871303If I were to cheat, Clue. The run is pure RNG guesswork that takes less than 1 second per attempt.Otherwise Omega Boost, because its Omega fucking Boost.
>>744871303Meet and Fuck Kingdom
>>744872909Meet and HUH?
>>744872887with emphasis on Q
>>744871303Under The Witch
>that giygas jumpscare
'ate kaizojust don't like it
>>744872890That's a very nice time, loved the GCN any% pro category when I followed a runner at the time. Pretty popular game here in France for some reason
>>744873047I don't remember posting this
>>744871303Monkey Island 2 to create the most boring run in history
That's one funkay tune, shame about the choking
>DON'T LEAVE MICHELLEWho is Michelle?
choooke
>>744871303pizza towerafter trying to 100% it i know it like the back of my handim not gonna be quick though
>>744873047why did you eat it then
>>744871303Saya no Uta, the uncensored version and I don't skip any of the scenes
>>744872867when I move to Hokkaido in 10 years
>>744873216*unplugs your mouse during the rape scene*
>>744873236Nobody tell anon
>>744872653Probably Max Payne 3. I think I could actually speedrun it pretty well even though I've never speedran in my life. The gun sections are pretty linear and half the run would be cutscenes so i could take pauses and chit chat with the reader/couch
>>744873272Oops, sorry chat, it seems we're having technical issues, please enjoy the fantastical voice acting in the meantime :^)
Cool rom hack with banger music
>>744873341for>>744871303
the pokemon stream has just been the runner mumbling to himself followed by minutes of silence
So ESA's raised 40 grand. GDQ does $2 million.Is this what happens when it's not money laundering?
>>744873456Yes.
>>744873456This is what happens when you don't whore for donations constantly and your event is actually fun to watch
>>744873456You have been shouting money laundering for 15 years and still have 0 proof.
>>744873456umm, "money laundering" has bad connotations so we prefer "money reintegration" instead
>>744870761Do people genuinely watch this horse shit? It's like a breeding ground for germs. Have any of these individuals seen or used soap before.Why are there so many mentally ill trannys here
>>744870761Moar liek manly_marvin amirite?
>>744873515what an odd thing to say
>>744873456GDQ usually gets front page twitch spots every event. It's much easier to grow through word of mouth after you expose an event through the front page. Add the trans boosts and it starts to check out.
>>744873545I thought it was "money upcycling"
This Kaizo run would greatly benefit from a competent couch.
>>744873549
>>744865519>>744865564took a while. I wanted to make it a ninja turtle, but then I realized I didn't know how to draw ninjas, turtles, or anything really.
>>744873549retarded tourist
>>744873385Just wanted to say I've enjoyed your plum videos anon
>>744873301w-what?
>>744873545>>744873590it's "money updog"
>Facing WorldsBASED
>>744873612I would make Kixy shriek so bad.
>>744873698what's money?
>>744873740ligma balls
choking time
>>744873740Updog my balls
>>744873723it's a pretty good rendition for the snes
>pronounsguess esa is just gdq now
I ate shrooms and dont feel a different but the mario looks odd
Do you think Waluigi's wife ever asked him to stump fuck her cunt?
>>744873719I don't get it. But I like it
>>744873832obviously
>>744870761why are so many muttoid men becoming troons?
>>744873612You show two girls that are 3/10 at most?So you are saying your desperate? That you'd waste your time on a 3 out of 10
>>744873824DUDE SHROOMS LAMO
>>744873902>t. 1/10
>>744873902>So you are saying your desperate? That you'd waste your time on a 3 out of 10
Rate Halo 14 - Definitive Edition (Super Mario World Kaizo)!Give him a hand, everyone!
Rate Gaylo 14.
>>744873902>moving the goalposts
>>744873736>I would make Kixy shriek so bad.
>>744873987A
I just noticed the leg cam, am I retarded?
>>744873983S
>>744873983>>744873987SSS+ all runs get SSS+
RATE Kaizo mario (onehanded%)
>>744873983>>744873987A-fuck the haters
stump
>>744873935Anon we have a fit section on the board. Some of us do work out and also like gaming too. A small amount of exercise each day is not hard to do
>>744873983>>744873987B for briend
>>744873987Z for kaiZo slop
>>744873983B
>>744873983>>744873987C
>>744873983>>744874032B+
>>744873987A for Affort
huh
>>744873983>>744873987B Bandicapped
>>744873983>>744873987Dtired of kaizoslop
>>744873983>>744873987a hand to the runner!Bkaizo is just not my cup of tea
>>744873983>>744873987S, for a guy with a stump, finishing a high skill game this fast is really good
>>744873983>>744873987B
>>744873983AFun nice guy and the game looks really impressive to me
>>744873987A was fun enough, and a bit impressive
>>744873983>>744873987A
>>744873987>>744873983A because he did well
>>744873983>>744873987B-whatever
>>744874008ahah she come delhi meet the brahmin bulls
>>744873987C++, best I can do. it was at least inoffensive
>>744873983A
I'd rather have maeve singing than this royalty free stock music I hear in every jewtube video
>>744873983>>744873987Cdidn't break down this time
>dark souls right when I have to worknooooooo
Pokecucks still going at it
>>744873983C, good skill, but lacked in the entertainment department.
>>744873987>>744873983SSSOne S for every limb used in the run and being a nice pallet cleanser after that Spyro run
>>744874229Sorry, next time we'll partner up with triforce quartet like GDQ.
>>744874282Call in sick.
>>744872439Those loner autist speedrunner types are the easiest to troon out I suppose. Since they have a very low opinion of themselves and are also desperately looking for belonging and acceptance. While the compliments they get as a troon are halfhearted it's still more than they got as a spergy speedrunner guy.
>>744873983>>744873987C - decent run but don't like kazioslop and I'm not gonna hand out any pity points
>>744870761why is that freak thing acting like this? I feel extremly violated and uncomfortable
HANG ON THAT GUY IS MISSING A HAND
>>744874282>working on a friday
lol
gotta hand it to this bloke
>>744874395how the fuck did i miss that
>>744873983FNot halo, not smw, not entertainingAnything higher is ESA inflation
Oh look, a waamputee.
darg soul :-DD
>the interviewer waving both is hands around in the runners facerude
>>744874439Missed it too kek, now I regret my mid rating.
>>744874375I WANT THAT HAT
>>744873987A+
>>744873983B for actually doing well
>>744873983AI thought he was choking but he was playing with one hand the whole time lol
>>744874089>CatalystzI always like his souls runs.
>>744874469>>744874516>>744874523>>744874527oh you sofites
I brought a little friend
>>744870761oh no no no no
>>744874412I'm impressed they could book the real Walugi
>>744874552You couldn't do it with 2 hands faggot
>>744874540such villanry... that burger is too big for her...
>>744874563look at that lil dude
I really want to fuck that Plum plush.
>>744874606i bet you can't fix your fridge even with 4 hands
>>744874624Don't worry, like a true villian she made sure to bring enough for everyone.
Cata dork souls up next Im looking forward to it
>>744874669imagine the sex
kaizo is craaazy, Im stumped
wrap it up, it's getting uncomfortable
this is so awkward
Really hoping to be pleasantly surprised by the DS run because a modded cheevos run sounds like the most boring shit ever
>>744874659You wouldn't fix your fridge with 6.
>>744874640Good luck fucko
He's a hair away from asking Waluigi if he's seen Freaks
>>744874669god I want to fuck her
>Cool stuml tech bro>Yeah, I watched a quadrupel amputee shower the other day, I'm down with this kind of thing>...
>hey did you know you have a disability?
jesus man shut up holy
cut his mic
these hosts are way too autistic to be trying to do this interview
WWWRAP IT UP
Someone mercy kill this interview, I beg you
play the Plum song PLEASE
SHUT UUUUUUP
Masturbating
>yeah bro, I just never think about how easy it is for me to do stuff with my two arms and two legs, you knowCome on, man
END THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW ALREADY
>you can do anything if you try hard enough>seems like a good note to end on>interview continues for another ten minutes...
if that mustash was juuust a little smaller
>>744874901Pure autism
>Yesterday I jerked myself off with one hand and fingered my ass with the other. Just two hander things. I'm so blessed
>tries to pick up the trayWHOA WHOA BUDDY DONT OVEREXERT YOURSELF HAHA
>every other interview is about video games>whoa dude you don't have a hand, let's talk about that instead
Please don't let nerd try to fill in when talking about disability
Rate the interview
RATE THE INTERVIEW SEGMENT
>PupperyI sleep
@muted posters WAKE UP
PUPPERY HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BANG YOU
>haha yeah bro I know all about this stuff, you know any quadriplegic girls? like do you have their phone numbers?
>>744874975Zringe
FUCK I'M SO LONELY
Gonna need another drink after that
>>744874951Try to imagine yourself in a similar situation and then seeing someone like that guy. It gives you the idea that you're not alone.
Puppery's puppers...>>744874986F
ENTER Catalystz + Puppery
>>744874975>>744874986
>>744874975>>744874986S for SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>744874975>>744874986ZZZfucking painful
>>744874975>>744874986A for ableist
>>744874975>>744874986K ringe kino
>>744875021>nigga tengu
>>744873456there's other euro events that make a shitload of money, like that one french speedrun event that raises millions of pounds
>>744875001Why the guy in the middle looking like that?
I had a ONS with a german chick once. She was insanely nice.
>>744874975>>744874986C
>>744874987same ill just watch the vod later i think
>>744874975>>744874986W for What the fuck did i just watch
>>744875037>oh god, he's still going>just put on a neutral expression, you can get through this
>haha look at us we're such a cute and happy couple!fuck off
>>744875069begging for someone to end it
>>744874975>>744874986W for WRAP IT UP
I turned on the stream a few times and every time it was people on a couch talking rather than a video game
>no OFdamn shame. It's the only one I'd pay for
>>744874975>>744874986Afor anguish
shoenice on stream 2
>this run is 2 hours on a good day, 3 hours on a bad day>lets just add 5 minutes to a good time and use that as the estimateoh no no no
>porn shoulders l-lewd
armpits on stream 1
>>744875187he meant without the dropmod
>>744875137>no OFgood. Puppery is pure, PURE
>saga frontier>one storyeh
>>744875187>t. no ears
>>744875068ZEvent isn't a speedrun event, it's a general streamer event. Also it caused the nafris to be incredibly butthurts because people complained that their streamers were insufferable lmao
Does Puppery have an OF?
>>744875254you can listen to anything if you try hard enough
Rate Pokemon Platinum
>>744875254sorry, my understanding of yuro ESL is spotty
>>744875287D sorry
>>744875287B
>>744875287C
>>744875274Yes but it's SFW
>>744875287S
>>744875287CPure background noise
DS1 is the only fromsoft game I like
>>744874785I'd give my left nut for an orgy with mrock, puppery, and kixyChlods can watch but not participate
>>744875254
>>744875274she's more of a Back Pages kind of girl
>modded meme category again
>>744875287D for boring enough to not be able to watch much of it
>>744875287F
>>744875287ASuper comfy, worked well while i was playing pokemon emerald myself, nice underestimate, funny broken Kadabra carrying the whole run aloneNormally i hate pokemon runs but i watched all of this
>>744875378Mods that just remove rng are good
>>744875360Just one nut? That seems too easy.
Thread acts like jeets whenever a woman is on stream, its tiresome, anons have zero game
>torres demondios mio
>Drake Sword farmingfukken casual guide reader
PUPPERY'S POOPERY
BEATUIFUL I WANT TO FUCK YOU
