Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Halo 14 - Definitive Edition (Super Mario World Kaizo)Next: Dark Souls: RemasteredLater: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish CapStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Pokemon PlatinumNext: SaGa FrontierLater: Styx: Shards of DarknessSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744855796
>>744870791Fugggggg forgot the *
I HATE MIGGERS
what happened to kaizo halo
Meh
>>744870761>manly_maevelol
born to mig
I'm migging
>>744870827Needs three asterisks
>>744870791>First redSpyrobros what have we done?
this show does not need this many interviews
>>744871001Allowed Americans to play our game
The interviewer guy is gonna fuck all four of them after this btw.
would
had camembert & crackers (& wine) for dinner
cock cam
>>744870761That's spoony if he tranny (might not be long).
>>744870791Missing ! on Super Pitfall, same runner as Chip 'n Dale.
Why in the fuck would you put Tomb Raider 1 in 4 in the morning?!
>>744871014I don't get ESAs obsession with these interviews either desu. At least they stopped putting random people in front of the camera and telling them to have a fun conversation now.
>>744871073Very based
Do kaizo runs really count as speedruns considering doing the levels the fastest way is almost always the only way you can beat them
where halo?
I'm sorry, but even if they're technically impressive Kaizo speedruns lack heart.
You are being held hostage by ESA. They force you to run in the next 5 minutes or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.What game do you choose and why?
I didn't even realize this guy has a right nub
>>744871149I read the end of A Tale of Two Cities on the train yesterday evening and nearly cried.On an unrelated note, I was the only white person in the carriage.
>speedrunning kaizo games with only one handThat's pretty damn impressive desu
given that they interview basically everyone on stream 1, what does it mean that they didn't ask me for one after my run? can they sense my power level?
>>744871308that's his thumb
>>744871085lol what's the gimmick with the pedal
The fuck
>>744871397He was born without a right hand, so he uses a special setup to play with his stump instead.
>>744871397That's his L and R.He only has fingers on one hand.
live waluigi DICK
Is this the guy that gloriously failed the kaizo mario DDR part last year and cried?
Migging esoterically
Finally awake. Where are my hamigos at?
>>744870791godless
>>744871536dumb cat
>>744870791I just woke up, what the fuck happened with Spyro?
>>744871505Yes
>halo>actually a kaizo hackWhy couldn't it be some other romhack. Why does every smw run have to be a kaizo
>>744871601we entered the bizzarro universe in which ESA is GDQ
>>744870761DO THE TRIPLE LINK NEXT TIMEI WAS SITTING IN THE OLD THREAD LIKE A RETARD
>>744871303Donkey Kong Country 2 because I like playing it
>>744870761>she/her on the left toopopped me
>>744871601trannies (i dont really mind that) but really boring category
>>744870761Im gonna be sick
Why is his Mario costume purple?
>>744871601see >>744870594
>>744871505>>744871621Ah shit I forgot about it :[
>>744870594Some nice legs on manly_maeve
>>744871242Doing it in no/very few death is the fast part, but I'm not fond of romhacks being at marathons in the first place. It's not very good spectacle and few people can relate to it.
WAAA
Love Killer7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltu4YYKn4C8
kaizo runs are boring because there's basically only one way to play the levels to begin with, so the only "speedtech" is trying not to die, meaning it's all regular gameplay
was that killer7? holy based
man why would you lose your hand? why do it?
>>744870761>she/her
This guy is cool in my bookWon't be making fun of him
>dudes better at playing video games then me and he only has one hand
I hate kaizo shit so much its unreal.
>overestimateoof, someone should give this guy a hand
>>744871921Anon...
>>744871921Time for glasses.
>>744871303bhop_alvo2 showcase because it's a cool map that I'm quite confident I could finish in under 20 mins in a live setting
Kaizo games are annoying, but at least this guy makes it more impressiveAnd the music legit slaps
>>744871921If you laugh, you go to hell.
>>744871987oh.........
>>744871303Subspace Emissary because I once had a dream I did a remote co-op run with my midget gf (keep in mind no such person exists) at GDQ and we had so much fun and made such good banter that they never invited us back.Or FE Fates randomiser because that's pretty much all I play these days
I like kaizo
banger
>>744872087u like kock
I hate kaizo
I dislike kaizo
>>744871059>he/him>implying a she/her could have a mustacheso tired of tourist faggots forcing this gay shit into every possible space
I am kaizo
>>744871940man i wanna play but i think he is gonna chop my head off as soon as i finish
>>744872118huh?
>>744870761
>>744871140It's to randomly break up the intermissions, so it isn't just a schedule screen for 15 minutes every single time.
>>744864687https://twitchtracker.com/esamarathonBack in 2020 they started doing 24/7 reruns literally every hour of every day of every month, which completely tanked their actual viewership during live events because followers can't know whether they're actually live or not (and many likely just unfollowed to avoid seeing the channel 24/7). Just pure greed, they deserve it.
>>744872118Maybe Anon is a girl, there are several of us in these threads
>>744872084>I did a remote co-op run with my midget gf (keep in mind no such person exists) at GDQ and we had so much fun and made such good banter that they never invited us back.Where do I find the VOD?
>>744872149if you finish in his mouth you'll have some time to react
>>744871921I know what you want... how 'bout a leg?
>>744872118Don't worry they have a penis cam to make sure.
>>744870761MORE LIKE MANLY MEEVE
>>744871303ASTLIBRA revision so I can shill ASTLIBRA revision.
This blind shell jump is just cruel.
>>744871303Mega Man X cuz I like game.
the distortion world was very cool
>>744870761Shopped or error?
>>744871921>>744871987>>744872056I used to know a chick with fucked up hands like this back in high school (she went to a different school but we had mutual friends and went to a lot of the same parties). Anyway, every time I saw her at one of these parties I'd go up to her and put my arm around her shoulder and smile, and be like "I've gotta hand it to you, Ash..." -- (her name was Ashley -- still is, I guess) as if I was about to compliment her character -- "because you can't hand it to yourself." then walk away, laughing.Pretty sure she had a crush on me or whatever too, and I think we made out one new years but yeah, nah... just a bit of banter
>>744872237NTA but n your dreams tonight.
What does the 'r' in Waluigi's hat stand for?
>>744870761What is the correlation between speedrunning/challenge running and troons?
>>744872409Rigger.
>>744872389>missed out on a stumpjob
>>744871303Is the object to run well or be entertaining? This will affect my answer
>>744872409Randstad. He's a temp.That's why he isn't in a lot of games.
This shit is way too hard for me
>>744872456to minimize making a fool out of yourself
>>744872439
>>744871303バイオミラクル ぼくってウパbecause fanni
>>744872409Гario
>>744872489
>>744872501Try some fiber
>>744872439Trans people lives are challenge runs with how they're treated in Trump's America
>>744872489A helping hand huh?
>>744871303spyro, spyro 2 and spyro3because spyro
>>744871303Blaster Master because it's my favorite NES game and not many people run it so I won't look like as much of a douchebag for failing.
You might dislike them, but 3 American troons packed the room out, this disabled German has 4 people, explain?
I love how the Pokemon NDS games look, peak pokemon for me t b q h
>>744871303Crash 3 any % because i'm somewhat familiar with the movement and i know the game
>>744872553No 'arm, no foul
>>744871303Probably MGR or DMC4
>>744872603playstation nation is very tolerant of its troons
>>744872439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__GJuqLb00
>>744871303i could probably get hard corps uprising a decent "run" but nowhere near speedrunner level. spoke with the current WR on youtube/twitch and he explained some strats and i can somewhat kinda try with full upgrades to not look like a faggot
>>7448726033 lurkers walked in right after you said this. Good work
>>744871303Home Alone on the NES, as I am the world record holder.
>>744872672That one webm with Sony-funded gay parade rings true.
>>744872723heh
>>744871303Viewtiful Joe because I'm the coolest motherfucker in the world.Also Killer Instinct Glacius Theme running right now. How I know? Because I'm the coolest motherfucker in the world.
woke up for Dark Souls... get Kaizo slop
When are you getting your asian gf?
If he dies again, I am pretyping my choke
>>744872861Be happy you didn't wake up for the previous run, it was G for GDQ
>>744871303RE4 original. I could sub 2 hour it years ago
>>744871303If I were to cheat, Clue. The run is pure RNG guesswork that takes less than 1 second per attempt.Otherwise Omega Boost, because its Omega fucking Boost.
>>744871303Meet and Fuck Kingdom
>>744872909Meet and HUH?
>>744872887with emphasis on Q
>>744871303Under The Witch
>that giygas jumpscare
'ate kaizojust don't like it
>>744872890That's a very nice time, loved the GCN any% pro category when I followed a runner at the time. Pretty popular game here in France for some reason
>>744873047I don't remember posting this
>>744871303Monkey Island 2 to create the most boring run in history
That's one funkay tune, shame about the choking
>DON'T LEAVE MICHELLEWho is Michelle?
choooke
>>744871303pizza towerafter trying to 100% it i know it like the back of my handim not gonna be quick though
>>744873047why did you eat it then
>>744871303Saya no Uta, the uncensored version and I don't skip any of the scenes
>>744872867when I move to Hokkaido in 10 years
>>744873216*unplugs your mouse during the rape scene*
>>744873236Nobody tell anon
>>744872653Probably Max Payne 3. I think I could actually speedrun it pretty well even though I've never speedran in my life. The gun sections are pretty linear and half the run would be cutscenes so i could take pauses and chit chat with the reader/couch
>>744873272Oops, sorry chat, it seems we're having technical issues, please enjoy the fantastical voice acting in the meantime :^)
Cool rom hack with banger music
>>744873341for>>744871303
the pokemon stream has just been the runner mumbling to himself followed by minutes of silence
So ESA's raised 40 grand. GDQ does $2 million.Is this what happens when it's not money laundering?
>>744873456Yes.
>>744873456This is what happens when you don't whore for donations constantly and your event is actually fun to watch
>>744873456You have been shouting money laundering for 15 years and still have 0 proof.
>>744873456umm, "money laundering" has bad connotations so we prefer "money reintegration" instead
>>744870761Do people genuinely watch this horse shit? It's like a breeding ground for germs. Have any of these individuals seen or used soap before.Why are there so many mentally ill trannys here
>>744870761Moar liek manly_marvin amirite?
>>744873515what an odd thing to say
>>744873456GDQ usually gets front page twitch spots every event. It's much easier to grow through word of mouth after you expose an event through the front page. Add the trans boosts and it starts to check out.
>>744873545I thought it was "money upcycling"
This Kaizo run would greatly benefit from a competent couch.
>>744873549
>>744865519>>744865564took a while. I wanted to make it a ninja turtle, but then I realized I didn't know how to draw ninjas, turtles, or anything really.
>>744873549retarded tourist
>>744873385Just wanted to say I've enjoyed your plum videos anon
>>744873301w-what?
>>744873545>>744873590it's "money updog"
>Facing WorldsBASED
>>744873612I would make Kixy shriek so bad.
>>744873698what's money?
>>744873740ligma balls
choking time
>>744873740Updog my balls
>>744873723it's a pretty good rendition for the snes
>pronounsguess esa is just gdq now
I ate shrooms and dont feel a different but the mario looks odd
Do you think Waluigi's wife ever asked him to stump fuck her cunt?
>>744873719I don't get it. But I like it
>>744873832obviously
>>744870761why are so many muttoid men becoming troons?
>>744873612You show two girls that are 3/10 at most?So you are saying your desperate? That you'd waste your time on a 3 out of 10
>>744873824DUDE SHROOMS LAMO
>>744873902>t. 1/10
>>744873902>So you are saying your desperate? That you'd waste your time on a 3 out of 10
Rate Halo 14 - Definitive Edition (Super Mario World Kaizo)!Give him a hand, everyone!
Rate Gaylo 14.
>>744873902>moving the goalposts
>>744873736>I would make Kixy shriek so bad.
>>744873987A
I just noticed the leg cam, am I retarded?
>>744873983S
>>744873983>>744873987SSS+ all runs get SSS+
RATE Kaizo mario (onehanded%)
>>744873983>>744873987A-fuck the haters
stump
>>744873935Anon we have a fit section on the board. Some of us do work out and also like gaming too. A small amount of exercise each day is not hard to do
>>744873983>>744873987B for briend
>>744873987Z for kaiZo slop
>>744873983B
>>744873983>>744873987C
>>744873983>>744874032B+
>>744873987A for Affort
huh
>>744873983>>744873987B Bandicapped
>>744873983>>744873987Dtired of kaizoslop
>>744873983>>744873987a hand to the runner!Bkaizo is just not my cup of tea
>>744873983>>744873987S, for a guy with a stump, finishing a high skill game this fast is really good
>>744873983>>744873987B
>>744873983AFun nice guy and the game looks really impressive to me
>>744873987A was fun enough, and a bit impressive
>>744873983>>744873987A
>>744873987>>744873983A because he did well
>>744873983>>744873987B-whatever
>>744874008ahah she come delhi meet the brahmin bulls
>>744873987C++, best I can do. it was at least inoffensive
>>744873983A
I'd rather have maeve singing than this royalty free stock music I hear in every jewtube video
>>744873983>>744873987Cdidn't break down this time
>dark souls right when I have to worknooooooo
Pokecucks still going at it
>>744873983C, good skill, but lacked in the entertainment department.
>>744873987>>744873983SSSOne S for every limb used in the run and being a nice pallet cleanser after that Spyro run
>>744874229Sorry, next time we'll partner up with triforce quartet like GDQ.
>>744874282Call in sick.
>>744872439Those loner autist speedrunner types are the easiest to troon out I suppose. Since they have a very low opinion of themselves and are also desperately looking for belonging and acceptance. While the compliments they get as a troon are halfhearted it's still more than they got as a spergy speedrunner guy.
>>744873983>>744873987C - decent run but don't like kazioslop and I'm not gonna hand out any pity points
>>744870761why is that freak thing acting like this? I feel extremly violated and uncomfortable
HANG ON THAT GUY IS MISSING A HAND
>>744874282>working on a friday
lol
gotta hand it to this bloke
>>744874395how the fuck did i miss that
>>744873983FNot halo, not smw, not entertainingAnything higher is ESA inflation
Oh look, a waamputee.
darg soul :-DD
>the interviewer waving both is hands around in the runners facerude
>>744874439Missed it too kek, now I regret my mid rating.
>>744874375I WANT THAT HAT
>>744873987A+
>>744873983B for actually doing well
>>744873983AI thought he was choking but he was playing with one hand the whole time lol
>>744874089>CatalystzI always like his souls runs.
>>744874469>>744874516>>744874523>>744874527oh you sofites
I brought a little friend
>>744870761oh no no no no
>>744874412I'm impressed they could book the real Walugi
>>744874552You couldn't do it with 2 hands faggot
>>744874540such villanry... that burger is too big for her...
>>744874563look at that lil dude
I really want to fuck that Plum plush.
>>744874606i bet you can't fix your fridge even with 4 hands
>>744874624Don't worry, like a true villian she made sure to bring enough for everyone.
Cata dork souls up next Im looking forward to it
>>744874669imagine the sex
kaizo is craaazy, Im stumped
wrap it up, it's getting uncomfortable
this is so awkward
Really hoping to be pleasantly surprised by the DS run because a modded cheevos run sounds like the most boring shit ever
>>744874659You wouldn't fix your fridge with 6.
>>744874640Good luck fucko
He's a hair away from asking Waluigi if he's seen Freaks
>>744874669god I want to fuck her
>Cool stuml tech bro>Yeah, I watched a quadrupel amputee shower the other day, I'm down with this kind of thing>...
>hey did you know you have a disability?
jesus man shut up holy
cut his mic
these hosts are way too autistic to be trying to do this interview
WWWRAP IT UP
Someone mercy kill this interview, I beg you
play the Plum song PLEASE
SHUT UUUUUUP
Masturbating
>yeah bro, I just never think about how easy it is for me to do stuff with my two arms and two legs, you knowCome on, man
END THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW ALREADY
>you can do anything if you try hard enough>seems like a good note to end on>interview continues for another ten minutes...
if that mustash was juuust a little smaller
>>744874901Pure autism
>Yesterday I jerked myself off with one hand and fingered my ass with the other. Just two hander things. I'm so blessed
>tries to pick up the trayWHOA WHOA BUDDY DONT OVEREXERT YOURSELF HAHA
>every other interview is about video games>whoa dude you don't have a hand, let's talk about that instead
Please don't let nerd try to fill in when talking about disability
Rate the interview
RATE THE INTERVIEW SEGMENT
>PupperyI sleep
@muted posters WAKE UP
PUPPERY HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BANG YOU
>haha yeah bro I know all about this stuff, you know any quadriplegic girls? like do you have their phone numbers?
>>744874975Zringe
FUCK I'M SO LONELY
Gonna need another drink after that
>>744874951Try to imagine yourself in a similar situation and then seeing someone like that guy. It gives you the idea that you're not alone.
Puppery's puppers...>>744874986F
ENTER Catalystz + Puppery
>>744874975>>744874986
>>744874975>>744874986S for SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>744874975>>744874986ZZZfucking painful
>>744874975>>744874986A for ableist
>>744874975>>744874986K ringe kino
>>744875021>nigga tengu
>>744873456there's other euro events that make a shitload of money, like that one french speedrun event that raises millions of pounds
>>744875001Why the guy in the middle looking like that?
I had a ONS with a german chick once. She was insanely nice.
>>744874975>>744874986C
>>744874987same ill just watch the vod later i think
>>744874975>>744874986W for What the fuck did i just watch
>>744875037>oh god, he's still going>just put on a neutral expression, you can get through this
>haha look at us we're such a cute and happy couple!fuck off
>>744875069begging for someone to end it
>>744874975>>744874986W for WRAP IT UP
I turned on the stream a few times and every time it was people on a couch talking rather than a video game
>no OFdamn shame. It's the only one I'd pay for
>>744874975>>744874986Afor anguish
shoenice on stream 2
>this run is 2 hours on a good day, 3 hours on a bad day>lets just add 5 minutes to a good time and use that as the estimateoh no no no
>porn shoulders l-lewd
armpits on stream 1
>>744875187he meant without the dropmod
>>744875137>no OFgood. Puppery is pure, PURE
>saga frontier>one storyeh
>>744875187>t. no ears
>>744875068ZEvent isn't a speedrun event, it's a general streamer event. Also it caused the nafris to be incredibly butthurts because people complained that their streamers were insufferable lmao
Does Puppery have an OF?
>>744875254you can listen to anything if you try hard enough
Rate Pokemon Platinum
>>744875254sorry, my understanding of yuro ESL is spotty
>>744875287D sorry
>>744875287B
>>744875287C
>>744875274Yes but it's SFW
>>744875287S
>>744875287CPure background noise
DS1 is the only fromsoft game I like
>>744874785I'd give my left nut for an orgy with mrock, puppery, and kixyChlods can watch but not participate
>>744875254
>>744875274she's more of a Back Pages kind of girl
>modded meme category again
>>744875287D for boring enough to not be able to watch much of it
>>744875287F
>>744875287ASuper comfy, worked well while i was playing pokemon emerald myself, nice underestimate, funny broken Kadabra carrying the whole run aloneNormally i hate pokemon runs but i watched all of this
>>744875378Mods that just remove rng are good
>>744875360Just one nut? That seems too easy.
Thread acts like jeets whenever a woman is on stream, its tiresome, anons have zero game
>torres demondios mio
>Drake Sword farmingfukken casual guide reader
PUPPERY'S POOPERY
BEATUIFUL I WANT TO FUCK YOU
>>744875401a meme category that is only viable with rng-removing mods is BAD
>she is not playinglel
Okay this might be good actually
how is this game so poorly coded
>>744875470The run is viable without the mod, it just adds another hour to the run so for the marathon they use the addon. It's not hard to understand.
man, that soul dupe was sick, never seen it before
>>744875479the final boss wil be 2 players 1 controller
Lautrec was a good boy dindu nuffin
LMAO
>>744875571When you grow up you'll understand that people agreeing with you isn't purely contingent on them understanding you.
I miss those days on /v/
did anyone else hear the mario coin sound?
>>744875656You just sound like a jaded faggot.
*silence*
>this would be a good time for donationslmao
basically:non-obese women are almost always attractive
>>744875714Even if it wasn't a mod, it'd likely just be a safety save as the backup
>>744875137Here is your Dark Souls speedrunner
>>744875408thisshould be a rule where youre not allowed to post if your balls are full
You fucking ditz, read the script
why is she on the couch if she doesn't know anything about the game?
This run is dangerous
>>744875792would be a 10/10 if her name was Emily
>>744875818
>>744875792the fuck is this
>>744875843eye candy
>>744875792this one had actual nudes iirc
>>744875843for my dick
>>744875843>why do people have wives
>tune in for today>another happy couple run
>>744875792does she still speedrun? I haven't seen her at ESA in forever
>>744875571>It's not hard to understand.if it's marathon-viable, then do it right. same shit as saying "this run is only 5 minutes long if i do it deathless, let me just turn on god-mode so i can ensure i get a good time for the marathon :)". or, as another example, adef using that mod in balatro to give him a joker that made the run more viable in a marathon
>>744875843He's alpha signaling by having his bitch there
>>744875287B I liked it
>>744875923do you bring your wife to work just so she can sit around to show everyone you're married?
>>744875946She gets creampied every night, and it's not by any of us...
>>744875934Don't worry, Anon. One day, surely, our suffering will end
Apart from the fact I hate him for taking Pupper away, Cata is actually a decent runner.
>>744875968Ugh... once again mogged by the BOHEMIAN BVLL
>>744875946why did she cake herself up so much at an event with literally zero competition
>Donnie in last place for the TMNT run
>>744876085Everyone knows donnie is OP it wouldn't be very interesting.
>>744875287D - a quiet autist and a chink isn't that great of a combo, especially not for a Pokemon run.
>>744876001You don't?
video games
breakup incoming
Gosh, they're so perfect together...
He is gayming and explaining and dominating his bitch all at the same timeWhat a chad
>needs validation from him for every single word she says
>you will never experience Anal Rodeo for the first time ever again
>>744876206mogged
>>744876208AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
>>744875471I want puppery to look at my penis like this
I've had Saga frontier remastered 1 & 2 and romancing saga 2 wishlisted for like half a decade now but i never pulled the trigger. I love ff7, 8, 9, should i pull the trigger?
>>744876183Nah, he's just gonna give her another lecture until she knows the Dark Souls speedrun by heart
All me.
kek
which one of you was that?
that was 100% a /v/ donation.
>Dude in a silk dressHoly kekkerino
>Dude in a silk dress
>dude in a silk dress
>dude in a silk dressThank you manly maeve
>>744876085Who would (You) choose, /v/?
>one hundred dollars from dude in a slik dressokay, who of you were?
>Dude in a silk dressGDQ DON'T LOOK
Thanks dude, very cool
WOW THATS CRAZYDUDE IN A SILK DRESS
>dude in a silk dressWhich one of you was that lol
>That donation BANNED
>Donation by Dude in a slik dressKek>>744876316Fuck, you beat me to it.
Fuckin lmao
OOFOOOOOOF
that's a classic
hope there's a clip... im watching... stream 2...
>>744876253SaGa is nothing like FF, they are extremely freeform and inspired by tabletop RPGs.If you don't know what you are getting into I recommend buying Romancing SaGa 2 remake, it's probably the most newcomer friendly this series has ever been
...did he just load a cheat save to avoid doing anal rodeo again? rate this shit ZZZ for me
God i love ESA
>>744875946There's kixy and chlods, but she still wanted to make sure she won guaranteed
>>744876380>im watching... stream 2...why would you do that to yourself
POST THE WEBM I WAS TAKING A SHIT
>>744876305Junkheap
>No messageCoward
>>744876305the old tmnt figures with the gritted teeth always looked so goofy
>>744876392YeppersMy mood dropped a tick
>>744876415look at this massive chinwouldn't you also be entranced?
did someone get the donation recorded? Fucking missed it
>modded run>loaded a different save because he chokedwhat the fuck, puppery you can do so much better than this cheating fuck
>>744876206Happy for this guy
One of the Hapsburgs on stream 2
>>744876384
>>744876450A message would give us away
>>744876472just skip back a couple of minutes on the YouTube stream
>turns camera away from Gwynevere's massive titsLame and fucking gay.
>>744876451It's how the original comics were like, so that's kind of how they got that look.
>>744876206>ThumbsUp.jpg
>>744876380post a link plz
>>744870761you think she's taken?
>>744876572she is black owned
>>744876472https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liverewind back to 21:07 of dark souls game timer
>>744872439Autism.
>>744876563there's not even a tranny on cam, it's "lol so random" humor. if the donator had any courage, they'd have done it during spyro
>>744876417>>744876472INTERIOR. STREAMING ROOM - DAYThe runner asks for donations. His co-commentator slides her hand up his thigh, unnoticed by the audience and out of view of the stream.CATALYSTZThis is a good time for donations!DONATION READER10 dollars from Dude in a silk dress with no comment, thank you!
>>744876451I love 'em. All those boomer action figures that aren't afraid to look like toys... I generally loathe capeshit, but even I have a few 'retro' marvel guys because they just look so cool
Dude in a silk dress donohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786110732687588.webm
>>744876673thank you mr. court reporter
>>744876631haha
>>744876752saved, legend
Just tuned in what's a drop mod?
>>744876752>thank you very much, "dude"shame about the lack of comment
Wtf gunned him down in cold blood
>>744876787nobody knows
>>744876787100% drop rate for rare items to avoid farming
>>744876787Ups the odds of drops, since some stuff is rng
>>744876787drop rates increased to 100% instead of usual 1% to avoid rng grind
>>744876736I do like that era of toys where every male character had to be really buff regardless of whether or not it made any sense, like with Luke Skywalker
>>744876787for vaping
this game is so broken
is that a resident cutie in the back on stream 2?
>>744876465I really liked his Romancing SaGa 3 run last night.
>>744876787guarantees him drops that are otherwise RNG so the run wont take as long. also died right before ornstein and smaug so he just reloaded a safety save lol
a bit cringe to quiz your wife on the game you're playing
Puppery's getting an F on this exam, baka
>>744871303Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
my stupid chud wife
>>744876787>thank you very much """dude"""kek
>>744876901How else will he show that he is smarter than her?
>>744870791tranny runs really aren't being marked in ESA huhbiased much?
>>744876905>>744876910What did she do? Did she embarras catalyzt again?
>>744876970they all are THOUGH
why isn't puppery holding his hand???
>>744876852>created by polish developer QLOC, known for titles such as Dark Souls Remastered and Cyberpunk 2077
>>744876805Handled it like a champ
>>744876465reminds me of buffalo bill from joe dirt
>>744876970chartfag is fat and lazy so nothing gets marked unless you specifically tell him tohalf of overestimates are missing too
>>744877006No? that spyro run had two of them
>>744877013They made the incentive for that later.
>>744871303I did a 'casual' speedrun of bloodborne in 2 hours once but I'm rusty
>>744876970good morning saar
>pictured: catalystz explaining his upcoming run to his wife
>>744876970>>744877053First reply to the chart post
Dragon covenant is for chads only
>>744871601>what the fuck happened with Spyro?Triple Tranny Whammy. a GDQ flashback
NOOOOOOOOO
oh fuck I missed half the DS run.How is it so far?
>figured I'd eat to keep myself awake to do my drawings>fall asleep every single timenoooo what a miscalculation
What items do you need the drop mod for? Can't think of an item you need for achievements.
Puppery disapproves of being patronized
>>744877212bretty gud
>>744877212cheat mod and still used a backup saveZZZ
she hasn't said a word for the last 30 minutesshe is being used just as a pretty face for this run
>>744877235>>744877243the duality of /v/
>>744877228Looking forward to the guaranteed interview
>>744877254I wish I could see her being used
>>744877212its aight
I can't fathom the perseverance required to try to get a record on a multi-hour speedrun. How do you deal with the frustration of making a small mistake near the end or even in the middle and having to do it all again?
>>744877221"rare weapons"not sure exactly which those are
>>744877213>eat to keep yourself awakeunless you're carb loading your daily TDEE at once you're better off with tea/coffee/cocoa
>>744877275>see her being used>not using her yourselfshiggy
>>744877254safety saves give women the ick
>>744877228
>>744877275HELLO SAR SHE GET USED BIG TIME BY BRAHMIN BULL
>>744877287
>>744877305do you know what board you're on?
my whole personality is being horny and video games lole
bros is catalyst a jew? that nose seems too big
it's nuts how many ads stream 2 gets in comparison with stream 1
>>744877291damn ok I have tons of tea that I can drink. Thanks
>>744877369>ads
>>744877369>t,
I hate channelers so god damn much
>>744877369you see ads?
>>744877432especially 4channelers
>>744877363he's just czech bro
why the LONG FACEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>hurr I don't see adsI have adblock already so don't like to me, it doesn't work
How did this guy get two SaGa runs accepted?
>>744877416>>744877429>>744877434>>744877492come get your laughsi just didn't bother to setup blocking ads on mpv and somehow the stream 2 page is broken no matter how hard i reload
>its another cheated run for """entertainment"""
>>744877498unc just accept the loss, and maybe learn how to use your computer for something other than looking at porn
>>744877498I use a firefox extension called TTV AB
>>744877498>frogposter>is retardedpottery
HE DIDNT CARVE THE TAIL
>>744877552skill issue pajeet keep cryin
>>744877498streamlink ttvlolpro, how many damn time do I need to say this
>>744877562Just gonna cry about it all thread, huh?
>>744877429
>>744877679It's only considered crying if the runner is trans.
>>744877679Yeah so what are you gonna do about it?
>>744877649rude
>>744877679He forgot we're supposed to baby the runners now because it's ESA
>>744877670I tried using streamlink but the audio keeps desyncing the fuck out
>>744877807You were using god-tier VLC, right?
>>744877838n-noI was using mpv
>>744877552Just curious. Do you think these types of runs should be skipped?Do you think they should have 10h estimates in order to make sure they're completed legitdo you think they should be one-shot and if the runner can't get the rng drops it should be mercy-killed?
list of taboo mentions on esa threads:1. ads
>>744877807Just watch with a VPN set to some Eastern European country. No ads, no funny business.
I want to have sexual intercourse with puppery, if you know what I mean.
I want to BE Puppery
>>744877897cant post on /v/ while using a vpn thoughbeit
>>744877864>fell for /a/ propagandaRookie mistake.
>>744877910get in line big boy
>>744877838which version? latest is slow as fuck to load
>>744877941Tunnel the VPN through any other browser
>level 200+ soul spear spamHow the fuck is this supposed to be impressive. This is more like I did my first playthrough 2012
>>744877962>>744877838I'd rather my videos not be full of artifacts.
>>744877941use a different browser that bypasses vpn noob
>>744877910degenerate>>744877938this anon gets it
>>744878021its a speedrun
