Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of TimeNext: Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance HDLater: Prince of Persia: Arabian NightsStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 FINALE: Sewer RaveSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744896682
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End of Stream2gelion
I think the marathon ending SUCKS.
migging
miggers
>>744904440I'm in.
miggy
Stream 2 is NOT comfy
>filtered by a banana
>using his indian immunity to eat the pepperbased
Jeet using his curry powers to eat the speed pepper
miggin my migg
Defeated by a banana.
>>744904551off to zelda bingo I go
wild zfg spotted
>Sui>Polish
>>744904579That hair is so strategically placed
Jeet flexing his heat resistance
>>744904492Gotta respect magipoka posting.
>bharat>england flag
>>744904612How long until projectile shitting happens?
ESA is ending soon(tm), so here's the list of the events that come immediately after ESA:>RUSC-a-thon 2026 (8.08-15.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/rusc26/schedule/final>Fukuoka RTA Forum 2026 Summer (9.08)https://horaro.net/frf/2026summer>Don't Stop Running #21 (9.08)https://horaro.net/dsr/dsr21>RiV9 変更版 (9.08-10.08)https://horaro.net/riv/riv9ver2>Don't Stop Running Summer (12.08)https://horaro.net/dsr/dsrs2026>HDNMarathon 2026 (14.08-17.08)https://horaro.net/hdnmarathon/2026>Final Fantasy Relay (21.08-24.08)https://ffrelay.com/schedule>NSG Fall 2026 (25.09-27.09)https://oengus.io/marathon/NSGFall26Keep posting the list, and maybe there will be threads.
someone post the banana shop someone made the other day
>>744904645she covered them while getting up toowhat a tease
>>744904598Comfy is just a codeword for boringSo you'd be right
>>744904668
>>744904667I just don't care for other events besides ESA twice a year.Except Age of Empires 2 tournaments of course.
BHARAT CHOKE NO SIR THIS IS FINE YOU BENCHOD
wait a minute I hate speedruns, what the hell am I doing here
>>744904667The FF relay was comfy the one time I watched it, sent and das ran in it, Dirge I think.
>>744904698Stream1 is currently very comfy.
>>744904440Major Garland Miggs. Reporting. Big ZFG energy emanating from the audience...
>>744904612NEXT CHALLENGE YOU MUST TAKE A SHIT AND WIPE PROPERLY
>>744904805>legend of zeldayeah I'd assume
>>744904763Taking refuge from the shitty ragebait threads?
>>744904778I just checked out their page because it caught my eye, might give it a watch, since I'm an FF fan. Doubt it makes sense to have threads for it though.
>>744904623
>>744904763Why do you hate them?
Isn't the left hand the one they use to wipe their ass?
>>744904880We had threads for it like 2 years ago I think
>>744904667Final Fantasy relay is tempting. too bad its not happening at the same time as RTA or another bigger event like last time
>>744904667>No Pokemon Speedruns Marathon>No Flash Forward
i have fatique
>>744904920wipe?
stream 1 refugees NOT WELCOME!
>>744904621Same, great to have 2 streams on occasions like this.
>>744904720>Except Age of Empires 2 tournaments of course.BASED
>>744904982Fucking RUINED
>>744904841yeah>>744904915they're boring
>>744904538bobo this ain't /biz/
>>744904926Really? Cool, no idea how you kept those up. Those long ass runs are comfy, but there's probably not much to post about.
farming some izaat
>>744904982The fact it happened TWICE, is just too funny man.
>>744905021I'm looking forward to more Popcorn disasta
>>744905046Really makes my stocks surge
>>744905069Course you do. You have a 3 teams racing you can root for or against plus the runs themselves not too mention all the endless discussion surrounding final fantasy you can have
What the fuck is this mod
>>744905110>>744905124
>the middle fingerkek
>>744905110>>744904982OOPS
>>744905124MODS
>>744904820Major, why did you mig this to me
This rate rave shit is ass desu.
Why did Yisk grow out his hair? I can't believe he can still sport the nordic twink hair that well either.
>>744905409he's going to transition
is Isy the GOAT??
>>744905209Well, I'm curious. There's a big chance that I simply forget about the event, but if I don't,I'll check it out. I will have to put a reminder somewhere.
>>744905409he went from chad to fag. lmao, don't do speedruns boys. this can happen to you
>>744905498what do hands feel like bros
>>744905525The thing is he had it few years ago too. He seems to go back and forth with that hair style.It's insane how much that twink hair makes him look younger.
>>744905409It's funny because he now looks younger to me than he looked 4 years ago.
>>744905545leave a raw chicken leg to get to room temp. then grab the meat part. it feels like that
>>744905545Jackie Chan
>wake up>zelda rando
>>744905545like bony tits
>>744905525>he doesn't know about Scandinavian Power
>>744905676???
>>744905676spoke too soon
>>744905676Bro?
>Yisk doing his chair meme
menbros...a foid is raping us...
>>744905498Does anyone still have THAT GDQ handshake webm?
>>744905676about that
>>744905791Nice.
His smile and optimism: gone
>>744905676@mods how do i delete a post?
>>744905320The stars turn and a time presents itself, Agent Migger. Remember Glastonbury Grove.
>>744905791nooooo, anything but that.
>>744905676>[Deleted]
>>744905932>lower himself to reveal pupperyhyperbased
>Minecraft music in the back
Is miggin' time!
catalystz is locking in so fucking hard lmao dude really wants to win
>Anon killed himself
WTF HAXS
>>744904720theres just something comfy about AoE 2 tourniestried watching a Starcraft one and it just wasnt the same
>>744905676>deletedKWAB
SEX WITH THE POSSUM QUEEN
bros I'm about to pass outwill they have a small final for the 3rd position
that guy has the most awesome voice
>>744905676bumping this shameful deleted post till ESA 2027
>>744906085Perhaps the fact AoE2 is a game of multitude of cultures and history, with the top players being from all around the world, representing various countries.The biggest tournaments taking place in actual castles/historical concert halls.It's just pure kino all around. And the fact we're talking about a video game that by all metrics, is historical itself and STILL going strong.
>>744905932>I know, you're in pain
>>744906179What was it?
>>744905676You cannot change the past.
>>744906085The level of sweat is just off the charts, the difference is palpable. I even like ____old Starcraft.
>>744905676KWAB
Who is that blazer-wearing qt that hands out hat and fruit?
>>744905676LMAOOOOOOOO
LET'S GO ISY BROS
ERA
is that women or tran?
THIS IS A MANS GAME BITCH
ISY CHOOOOOOOOOKE
SHES LITERALLY THROWONG THE RACE
>>744906219anon, your 4chanX??
>>744906310It's over for you
>double ratsnani?1
Isy a cute, but she did rat cornhole every round.
>>744906281my speedwife
>>744906219child porn
>>744906324the madman
lmao2rats
RIGGES ASS DICE
>>744906219Anon chocking on Isy's Teutonic might.
>>744905932He's so pretty...
WHY WOULD YOU GO WITH THE TOMATO OVER THE BANANA
>tomatoWTF was she thinking
>biting into an entire tomato
Women really can't eat
>not going for the pepperare they even real runners?
Going for the tomato is horrible strats
ISY STILL STRONG
Isy debuffed by being a woman and can't eat a banana without it being webm'd and posted forever
>>744906438
Damn she got a phat ass
>>744906494>anon get's rekt again
I love women so much bros...
>>744906443You never do that ? It's nice and fresh
Isysters.... we got too pussyy....
>>744906438girls hate eating bananas on cam
>>744906465also always has to hold back on running and jumping not to slip outshoulda worn plate armor
FINISH THE DAMN PUZZLES
ITS OVER
>jigsaw puzzleNOOO STOP THE COUNTSHE'S GONNA WIN AGAIN
KEK PUZZLE MOGGED AGAIN
The puzzle breaks gameplay too much
CATALYZT THE CHEATING NIGGER
What the fuck is wrong with these dudes, have they never done a jigsaw before
why can't moids do the puzzle?
>catalyst choking on a children's puzzle
Jiggers assemble
Men sisters.... Are we really the stronger sex???
>>744906631It says 1-3 years. He's on schedule.
RIGGED
Cata....
ISY THE JIGGY GODDESS
>cata when he can't spawn in the correct piece
do moids really...
>he doesn't participate in the /v/ jigsaw lobbies
>>744906654
Catalyzt is literally retarded lol
holy shit I'm dying what is cata DOING
are you telling me cata doesnt know how to do a jig puzzle?
Catalystz about to lose because of a children's puzzle
laughing so fucking hard right now
>>744906628Let me in, coachI would puzzlemog the shit out of her
DEFEATED BY A CHILDREN TOY
This is fucking shameful, 3 men to make a puzzlle for 6 years olds
SAVED HOLY SHIT
kino
dude
Holy shit man HOW do you choke on a puzzle THAT SIMPLE, it has to be a bit
Is that... a children's jigsaw puzzle??? AAAAAAA SAVE ME PUPPERY!!!
NOOOO THAT'S CHEATING
>>744906680Why would you pick the tomato?!
ISYBROS WE GOT ROBBED
This was the funniest thing all event holy shit I can't breathe
men bros...I don't feel so good
We will never live this down menbros..
>>744906737he's a souls youtuber that should tell you everything
>headbanger
HEADBANGER ?
headbanger mentioned
We Must Be Better Jiggers
Isy said if she loses or wins she’s raping me either way bros… it’s over for me
HEADBANGA
embarrassing
it's over for Isy
ISY BROS WE GOT ROBBED
WE WON
Rigged wheel.
Isy....
ISY CHOKE HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUU
oh no no no womenbros
us moids we may suck at puzzles but atleast we can escapes sewers...
Ok, i'm gonna say itKino
Isy had to do a billion things while catafraud won on a swap...
Isybros...
robbed so hard by that wheel making her switch with him
FUCK, I PUT MY MORTGAGE ON ISYCOIN
RATE SEWER RAT RACE
all according to cata's keikaku tn: I did NOT fuck up that puzzle guys I could have solved it so easily I was gaming the system it would be so trivial for me
>>744906838>cream of the crop>oh yeah
>>744906892Make a webm of her completing the puzzle and the camera panning over to Cata with 4 pieces placed down.
>>744906994A
>>744906994S kino finale
>>744906994SSSkino
>>744906969>won since he got the woman to do his puzzleEmbarassing
>>744906994SSS
>>744906994S I was on the edge of my seat
Did.. Catalyst just do a german autism joke? You know, the runner from FF14 with Metako few years ago?
>>744906994S
>>744906994SSS+
>>744906994C
>>744906994A-
>Real men and womentranny bros...
>>744906994SSS great way to end stream 2
>sur-rapewhat
>>744906994SSS was really fun even though it was riggedIsy should have won
>>744906994Silly, too silly
>>744906994S for Sewer Kino
>real men and womenOH NO NO NO CATA IS GETTING BANNED
>>744906994I'm doin' him an S
>>744906994S great ending for stream 2
>>744906994cyuros can't into spice
Actually rigged though
Fuck i won’t have time to banter with you fucks tomorrow, this is my last day with this year’s great esa summer, i have too much shit to do :( unless the last run gets delayed by like two hoursHope you enjoy it /v/, it was a pleasure as always, one of the highlights of each year, see you in Feb
>man that was fun, let's see what stream 1's up t-
>>744907174Take care brother, we will frolic again
>>744907174see you anon
You foid apologist just forgets that the majority of men are colourblind and such it becomes much harder to make even a simple puzzle
>have to go back to Stream 1>Zelda bingo
>Stream 2 is overThe Benninging of the End...
>>744907174bye bye
>this has been it for stream 2, thank you so muchNo... I don't want to say goodbye...
>>744906994D, did nothing for me, not a fan of meme runs. Still probably great for the people who are there, so no problem.
>>744907174See you next year
>>744907227astral cope
>this is the finish for stream2, thank you so much
>>744907174See you next time bro, it was fun having you around
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stream 2 bros...
is it really true that stream 2 is where all the cool kids hang out?
>>744906994ZNot participating in the Cata victory lap that is modern ESA.
Rate Stream 2
RATE STREAM 2
Stream 2 chads, it's over
STREAM 2 BROS...
>have to watch stream 1 nowgrim
>>744907304SSS
Sheik’s theme is the best track of OoT
stream 3 GODS, ww@?
>>744907304S
ok I'm going to sleep, fuck stream 1see you tomorrow bros
>>744907174same, i'll see you guys next esa. unless you die of course, then we see each other in gdq
I think they forgot to add the rest of the schedule to stream 2 it looks like there's nothing left haha
>>744907304S-
>>744907304A
>>744907304>>744907308B
>>744907227>muh superior spatial awarenessGo manspread on the bus, subhuMAN.
>>744907304>>744907308S always a good time
>>744907304Bcant ignore the massively shit runs like balatro
>>744907304>>744907308SSSS
>>744907308>>744907304A
>>744907304SS, my beloved
>>744907174See you in winter, faggot
I just saw stream 2 get shot before my eyes
>>744907304HH
>>744907006
>zelda rando>not zfgew
>>744907304S great runs, at least really most of them
>>744907304AIts usually S but I actually think 1 has been better this year.
>>744907304B, some good stuff but most of the best runs were stream 1 this year.
>>744907304>>744907308SGreat time from start to finish.
>>744906994B+
>>744907304ABetter than stream 1
>>744907304B+Some great runs but also some real bullshit
>>744907421lmao
From high octane entertainment to fucking zelda
>>744907304HHH+
Stream 2 ending depresses me as its the indicator that we're in the final stretch of ESA.
I can't go to stream 1 after all that energy
>>744907368i dont think thats brie and its not spelled bree
>>744907304Better than Stream 1.
>>744907304A, besides today and yesterday it was kinda meh
>he thinks I'm going to stream 1[laughs in stream 3]
>>744907304B
>>744907508It’s always the saddest part of esa because normally the very last event is a banger that hypes you up
>>744907304S for spit on stream 2
someone rate this zelda run a Z (elda) for me
>>744907620A Z, you got it boss
>>744907421Kino
>none of the stacked stream 2 room people have gone to stream 1What the..
>>744907656Going to the orgy room
Btw what happened, i was out for the evening, it was like 40k during pokemon platinum, how is it 46 in just a few hrs?
It's the first time I actually have holidays during summer and I'm so glad it fell during this week. It has been a barrel of fun
>>744907656Backroom orgy.
>>744907421absolute kino
>>744907304>>744907308A. It had its up and downs but it was pretty damn good this year.
>>744907304I wouldn't know. Why have two streams?
>>744907656they're stuck in mig purgatory
good show stream 2, thank yousee you lot for the final day
>>744907656imagine watching some nerds play zelda archipelago unironically
>Because of my autism I'm actually a better speedrunner because once I focus my mind its just stuck in there forever and I could have been the best puzzle solver but i chose to play Dark Souls instead
>>744907762kek
i cant remember a single rando i liked watching in these events ever
>>744907762I got that reference.
>>744907795Randomizers did to speedrunning what people think HRT did to speedrunning
>>744907762heh
>>744907795Randos are just the worst when they're co-op.
>>744907795I canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8P0zLLYSA
>>744907421
they are whoring out plum in the donation bar now?nice
>>744907762>>744907823I saw Habke also takes part in most of the FF relay events mentioned in >>744904667 - otherwise I didn't recognize many names, only DasPharaoh and Muttski.
>>744907795It can be decent, like the agdq 2025 OoT run
>Posting 2nd stream when it ended 4 hours prior
IM A HEADBANGA
i hope they make stream 2 24h next year
>ZeldaNo.
>>744907948More like 20 minutes ago.
Someone else bake the next bread, I'm migging to bed. Pretty sure we managed to not break the thread chain throughout the week, though it was fucking close when I came back from work earlier today.
>>744907904nice
>>744907304>>744907308A
>>744907174
>>744908104Thank you for your service
randomizer/bingo runs make sense when you know the entire game inside outbut almost no viewer is going to be able to follow what is going on properly, so why do they keep adding them to marathons
>>744908104i got it nn anon
https://liquipedia.net/ageofempires/Age_of_Empires_II/S-Tier_TournamentsShould we check out The Garrison in late November lads? Fuck it, I'll put a calendar mark and check it out then and make threads, given looks like we aren't getting World Cup this year, nor Hidden Cup either. Meaning chances for those are until next year.
>>744908104Next time skip work
>>744908209It kind of makes sense with something like OoT but not many other games.
>>744908358The thing is, I like Aoe2, I played a lots of it.But I've never really watched any major event for this; I'm just not sure if it's that interesting to me
>>744908475Bro.. you have missed out on so much past 6 years..
>>744908209It's cheap novelty, you get the old games viewers are supposed to love but with a new coat of paint to pretend the speedrunning communities aren't stale. I suppose that for runners it's a way to shake things up.
>>744908513>Red Bull
>>744908513
>>744908561Yeah, one of the Red Bull top brass dudes is a huge old time fan of AoE2 which is why it gets those big tournaments with 100k prize pools in actual castles.Absolutely based usage of money if you ask me.
>>744908682holy sovl
1 hour 15 more of boy mouns
>rebeldragon nextFine, I guess I'll stay up
>>744908580so...bright...
>>744908818is this game good
>>744908852Just a bit over an hour to go!
OoT runs are great but i have no idea what’s going on hereWhat is this category?
>>744908950They have to complete X objectives on the chart. Completing an objective shows the adjacent ones.
>>744908950It's a Co-Op Blackout Bingo. They're trying to do all of the actions in the bingo card in the middle.
>>744909039Are they completing the whole card?
>>744909126Yup, that's what the Blackout part means, they have to do all of them
where is the chart
if this were 78 players then the run would only be 4 mins and we could move on
hahaha wow this fucking sucks!!
>>744908893game?
>>744909273if this werent shit we could be enjoying it
This layout bothers me. The game content taking up less than half of the screen is pretty bad.
>>744909370let's not dream too big
>>744909383Create a better one so Edenal can steal it for the next ESA.
Speaking of soul, I find it immensely endearing that for the Wololo tournaments, they add local historic buildings/sites into the game for the tournament.Since Londinium took place in Albert Hall in London this year, AoE2 maps were UK themed and had Albert Hall, Stonehenge and some other stuff.
>>744907304ASometimes the sacrificial buttmonkey, sometimes the salvation from stream 1 slop, sometimes the star of the show. Always essential. Stream 2 best stream
Anons I'm gonna be honest.............stream 1 was better than stream 2 as a whole this event
>>744909653This whole event has been so good honestly.
>>744909653it all blends in under "ESA" for me
>>744909653it would've been by default since it's on youtube. but even without that, yeah the content was much better. pretty much every time i opened the thread, the majority were hyping up some stream 1 game while stream 2 seemed to be some boring shit
>>744908893Yeah the Coffin game's writing is actually pretty good character drama with a lot of edgy taboo. The incest is the least fucked up part of it. The puzzles are light and mostly there to keep you stimulated in between scenes but they can also hide good extra scenes so you're rewarded for searching
>Oh hey, Ocarina of Time is on. Blackout Bingo Aye?>Only one colour on the board, close to half the squares activatedJesus Christ
>>744909840it's coop so they aren't competing, just trying to fill the board quickly
>>744909810Stream 2 did kind of get shafted this event. I wonder if edenal saw that no matter what run is on, stream 1 usually always has double the viewers of stream 2 so just said fuck it
Can't say I watched much this year. Usually I make time for ESA but this time I fit it in whenever I had free time which wasn't often.
>>744909896makes sense, stream 2 should be for "experimental" stuff they aren't sure will work. if you have something you know people will like, just makes sense to put it on stream 1
>>744909884Oh, well I guess that gives a more predictable estimate. Still kinda ghey tho
the thread whiplash going from the last run of stream 2 to now
