Why can't monkeys be real?
>>745116003
Look at how fat he is.
>>745116130fat pusty
>>745117087so does fat pussy just fucking suck? or am i just using the big retard wrong, like some kind of big retard?
Maaaaan I don't want to pop bloons to unlock the Skyfaggywarden I just want to use him already.
>>745118196He used to be the go-to for tack zone strats back when it used to pop lead but now he just kinda sucks. His stall would be nice but the range is too small for it to be consistent, the extra damage from his buff isn't worth it compared to the utility of other damage buffing heroes like Gwen's anti-lead or Geraldo's entire shop.
>>745119339earn the bussy faggot. it's not even that hard, i did it in like 3 matches.
Hey how about you dumb furfaggots fuck off to /trash/ or /vg/ with your necrobumped excuse of a thread where you spam bestiality
Wow one post exactly as this off-topic furfaggot thread hits page 10What a miracle of off topic spammers!I wonder how many consecutive days in a row this will happen
monke
finally
>>745124673OH MY GOD! MY WIFE'S SON IS HAVING A SEIZURE!YOU BASTARD!
>>745116003PC or Mobile, bros?
>>745125602PC, because the map fills most of the screen.
>2 bloons threads>both fucking deadstop.at least this correct one has the imageposter with the cool images >>745130868
>>745116003I see monkeys every day
>>745131060are they hot?
>>745125602why the fuck would I play on mobile?
>>745127980Is it that specific?On my way to unlock all the T5s I used 6 of them, 3 2XX and 3 that would become the T5s and they cleared to round 80 together with Gwen.It was an easy map to be fair, I also didn't get to buy the middle path T5 because of a lack of money before the game ended.The only thing I noticed was low moab damage, but the rest they did pretty good.
>>745134045so you can jerk it to monkey girls on the go
>>745122503Are you a 4chan janitor or moderator?
Why are we popping bloons? What have they done to us? Are the monkeys actually the bad guys?
>>745135564brickell body pillow with sleeve insert when?
>>745136857These lands were promised to the monkeys 3000 years ago
>>745116003oh there was another threadjust unlocked skywardenso far i like spamming him to buff range it's pretty cool
monkey
>>745119612>He used to be the go-to for tack zone strats back when it used to pop lead but now he just kinda sucksWhy would they remove that? There's no way he was so overused that nerf actually mattered for anything that wasn't sentencing him to irrelevancy.Using him 10 times is still a rare achievement btw.
>>745134907Yeah I don't really care about it but th range bonus is nice and I really like middle path, otherwise she's going the way of the Beast handler for me
>>745142517They removed lead popping from a lot of towers the last few years, if you check out the patch notes you'll see. I think the first one to go was XX5 sniper with the excuse that NK didn't like people were using it to beat deflation.
Only missing 5 maps to black border and then I can move onto Advanced
>>745116003such a pity
>>745143196don't
>>745142787Does you use the same strategy on every map, given that the waves are all exactly the same?
>>745143965If you tried to use a strategy from Downstream on Firing Range you'd fail miserably
>>745143965I don't use the exact same every time but I have a set of generic strats for easier maps and then I have my own for more complex maps. Canned strats start becoming less reliable on Advanced and you'll probably be using a specific strat(s) per map for expert maps.
Every thread has someone point out that the waves are the same
>>745144739It's been a recent thing only, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a complaint from some eceleb who might have made a video on the game.
I didn't really look at this week's CT since every team was really active the first day but seems you guys turned it around good job.You think this is enough to beat the map or am I being too optimistic? I have 2 SMS.
>>745144739Do you think it's always framed as a criticism? I didn't mean it as one when I brought it up just nowThough I admit I have pointed it out before in these threads, maybe like two years ago, because it is a little surprising and disappointing when you first realise itI didn't realise it was brought up so often, shouldn't you have honed a good response to it by now?
>>745145042>56k to beatyeah I think you'll do okay
>>745145525Well I don't want to just beat it, I want to place a good score so pink doesn't steal it back because they have a good racist so I imagine they have good players.
>>745145042>tfw my guild doesn't give a damn about CT
CT is a grindfest how do you not get sick of it?
I was thinking of doing it in 14k less but I kept looking away and missing the correct timing for the thrive, thanks for getting it anyways.
>>745145103there is a good response, the maps forcing you to use different strategies is where the skill of the game comes in, you'd be screwed if you use beginner map stats on advanced or expert maps, r98 logs sure as shit isn't the same as r98 last resort
>>745150501I mistook the map you meant by last resort and that got me thinking, is round 90+ on the map where the ice starts melting and the lanes change every 18 rounds, the shortest lane of any map?Never did CHIMPS there but from playing impoppable on coop I remember having a lot of trouble with those high rounds there.
>>745150113Left monke doesn't look female
>>745151203No, 6 is vastly superior to all the older entries.
>Monkey Ace buttfucking Etienne after a match, reminding him that he'll never be a real pilot with his awful eyesight
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
gift code:synergy
>>745145042thanks for contributing anways, think we can actually get 1st place relatively comfortably with 4 players now>mfw both pink and blue had ten players playing for them and are gonna lose to three and 1/2 autists
>>745150673i think it is, maybe #ouch might have shorter lanes, but the final lane of Erosion is a tough one to deal with
>>745152814there is no synergy between these though??
>>745156338they make silas's xp grow large faster
Man I must be a genius
>>745158382How do they do that from the water?
>>745116123I had no idea what jacking off was until my moms friend kept saying I did. I got grounded for a week and became a gooner at the same time.
>new patch introduces cool new monkey and a boss I actually like on a normal map with normal rules>can't enjoy any of it because something about the patch is making my game run like absolute shitthanks, you kiwiggers; very cool
>>745161215So it's not just me? When I started playing it I thought it was the absurd high rounds of the rogue mode but it's been happening on normal maps without anything that should provoke lag.
>>745160127I feel bad for you my ameribro, I can't imagine what it must be like having brainwashed parents>I'm gonna punish my child for enacting on their baser instinct>But I'm not gonna help them find a partner!
>>745159942first strike
>>745163427>But I'm not gonna help them find a partner!Thats a good thing though. Parents getting a girlfriend for me sounds awful
Top path Sniper aiming at a ZOMG while sucking off a human but his cock cums and fucks up her shot
I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE GOATBOY!WHERE'S MY SEXY GLUEGUNNERS!MY BALLS ARE DRY!
>>745169519Hes notLast time he said hed take a break from Bloons
>>745166330I don't mean an arranged marriage but forcing the child to go outside without interrogating them every time, asking around if other parents have a daughter that's looking for a boyfriend my point is just that if you ONLY punish a kid for doing something they shouldn't be doing, instead of reinforcing good behavior then you're not a good parent
>>745169593It's over...I'll just have to take matters into my own unqualified hands.
>>745163427I had a girlfriend when I was 14 and my dad got her to break up with me by pointing out how poor I am and how much I still like stuffed animals. After that he said I dont need to have sex then grounded me for the rest of summer.Never got in trouble for playing bloons.
>>745134045sometimes you're not always at your PC
