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>>745147360
It isn't, and that's a good thing.

>>745147360
You can do those for free

>>745147512
Please tell me this is not yours anon

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>>745147360
it's funnier

>>745147360
I do all the taunts and spam them after killing a streaming tryhard.

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>>745147687
Sniper/Spy are my least played classes.

>>745147360
The cyberbullying coordinator at valve deemed it appropriate

>>745147687
He has autism, please be patient with him

>>745147687
no one in TF2 has a good weapon name

>>745150898
The best TF2 weapon names is to name every weapon "Kurt Cobain's Microphone" except the shotgun

>>745150956
Eehehe good one

>>745147360
They're called taunts for a reason. This game is designed to piss people off and it's great

>>745147360
>Overwatch babby discovers actual taunts

>literally called a taunt

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>>745151029
Yeah because it's really "great" when a soldier instakills you with his shiny RNG rocket and then does this.

>>745151226
yeah because then you do the same to him in the next life and watch his ragdoll reach orbit

>>745147360
i probably paid money for it so it's even more insulting

>>745150898
I do. But I'm not gonna post them cus you guys will steal them.

>>745151226
yes

>>745151226
nobody said that it was going to be great for you, noob

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>Overwatch bans you for spamming voice commands because it's "harassment"
>TF2 literally has achievements for making other players ragequit the game
>and the characters all viciously insult each other's nationalities
It was a different time, and sadly we will never go back.

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>RNG crit-sticky into 4 people
>laugh taunt
>kill bind

>>745150898
>Killed by Sniper
>Weapon name is The JFK Experience

>>745147687
honestly if i got shot by that id fucking be so butthurt so if it is him, well done

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>>745151682
>Spy laughs so hard he can barely breathe
>"You live in a van!"
Wow fuck you man, I wish I could afford a van in 2026

>>745147360
It's state-sanctioned BM. Same as in Dota where they have a system with a "communication score" where the lower the score, the less talking you can do.

But there are also spammable purchesable voice-lines like "You will die in a house fire" lol. Fucking hypocrites.

>>745151226
This but unironically

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>>745147687
>>745150070
having cringe weapon names that illicit rage is half the fun

>>745151226
you lose absolutely nothing tho
few seconds of respawn and a rollout at worst
if your entire team is getting punked by random crits then trust me it's not the crits

>>745147360
It's an animation, so it feels more personal, i guess

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>>745147687
>zoomie is afraid of edgy humor
every time

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>>745151682
>This was a mercy killing, you live in a... Camper van!

>>745152834
I had to see this image a hundred times over the years and this is the first time I've noticed that it's misspelled.

>>745151226
i wonder if you're one of the noobs i direct hit

>killbind is on k key
>laugh taunt is on L key
I fat finger it half the time and that makes it funnier

>>745152834
didn't zoomers grow up on edgy humor via early internet/newgrounds/2016 etc

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>>745150898
True

>>745150956
I have a shotgun called "The gun Kurt Cobain killed himself with"

>>745147360
Who said it was different, taunts in general are equivalent

>>745151682
>The black scottish cyclops, now extinct!
Devs today could never

>>745150898
"Point N' Click Adventure Games" on a sniper rifle

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>>745150898
I saved this years ago from a weapon naming thread with digits, I wonder how's anon doing

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so many of these new "taunts" they've added recently SUCK
most of them aren't taunts at all and just the merc pulling bullshit out of his ass to do something wacky with it
schadenfreude will always be one of the best taunts in the game

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Post you're funny naems nobody will get

>>745147360
I mean, the game literally has a character roasting a fat guy and people with disabilities

>>745150898
I think there used to be clever ones like 16 years ago but I feel like TF2 humour barely moved on from the 2000s "HALOLZ" i can haz cheezburger era humour

>>745151226
Sounds like you got taunted and he drew your IRL aggro.

>>745147360
Teabagging is noncommital and using chat binds is easy to do. They're for pussies.
The real insult is that your opponent is willing to immobilize themselves in a pvp game specifically to rub salt in your wound in particular.

>>745153478
kek

>>745153242
>killbind
usecase?

>>745154889
Suicide obviously.

>>745154889
your sweet release of death bro?

>>745154889
Denying an enemy an on-kill or on-hit effect to an enemy.
Dying faster so you can hit the respawn wave sooner.

>>745154889
-funny
-respawning faster
-not giving the enemy uber/crits/phlog/rage

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>>745150898
i haven't played tf2 pretty much since 2020 and even then i think i logged in purely to do picrel because it was free

>>745147360
ragebaiting shitters is a core part of the tf2 experience

>>745154889
Denying a holiday punch Heavy's taunt kill

>>745152834
Because edgy humor was only created after 2020, amma right skobidi boy?

>>745154889
when you lose RPS and don't want to give the satisfaction.

>>745156726
honorless coward

>>745154889
funny :)

>>745156726
I'm satisfied anyway, loser. See the little loss icon above you?

>>745153902
i have a soft-spot for the vehicle taunts but yeah the overreliance on props for taunts is getting silly

i think the worst are the rancho relaxo equivalents because none of them have the in-built engineer explanation that he designed, built and deployed a lawn chair and beer shelf, on top of the joke being his whole class is sedentary

heavy's rancho equivalent being polishing his minigun is perfect, fuck the sous vide table-flip one

>>745151226
Unironically makes me smile whenever I get crit killed and the guy hits a taunt and/or immediately kill binds

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>>745157483
>guy trembles his mouse around a little, then starts flailing and explode killbinds

>>745147512
i think i saw it in-game

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>>745150898
benis xd

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>>745150898
Keep it simple

>>745150898
>See the replies
>It's all just millenial edgelord shit
I think you might be right

>>>/vg/

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>>745160029
>every video game thread ever goes on /vg/
no faggot

>>745160029
don't you have one of the millions of tendie threads to be crying about snoys in, faggot?

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>>745159089
feelings mutual nigger

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>>745147902
It's okay anon, we all have that one shameful weapon name

>>745160029
seethe deltatroon

>>745151226
chaos is integral part of TF2's nature
embrace it and have fun with it, don't be a compnigger

Do you get mad at dominations too

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>>745160735
>it's been 7+ years since i played TF2 and i can still hear the domination sound in my head
man. valve's sound design. fucking legendary.

>>745160735
only if it's some faggot soldier with 800,000 kills on his rocket launcher with a kritz medic shoved firmly up his ass

>>745151682
>insulting nationality is OK
>insulting race is not
hence why no one calls demoman a nigger. i hope this helped

I should get a Scouts Killed part for Natascha.

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>>745161197
Yes

>>745161385
>heavies killed instead of demomen
but why?

>>745147360
It doesn't piss me off when they pull that emote out after killing me

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>>745161472
Natasha vs any other minigun = Natasha loses. It's noticeable when using it, and when you switch to a minigun that actually does damage.

Also, I bought it off the community market with those parts on it because some goober was selling his pixels for way under market rate.

1. it's not
2. I still t-bag
3. cry about it scrub

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What's a decent community server with rtd, mapvote and such like the good old days after 9/11? I'm tired of Methmaking and I got an urge to return to Tea4Two after a few years.

>>745161995
The /v/an unironically.

>>745150898
>the schwicky schwag
>"it's an anagram"

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>>745153478
>>745159089
I laughed

>>745154889
The hell else are you supposed to do halfway through a high-five taunt?

>>745151226
>People cry about crockets unironically

Swarthy af.

>>745162425
>random OHKOs in a competitive game are good actually

>>745154889
>high five
>losing RPS
>rocket/sticky jumping ragdoll funny
>reacting to something
>missing 6 shots on scout
>3 other people hit their killbinds
>congaing into a wall
>launching your ragdoll off the map with shield charge
>being called a NEGA by soldier

>>745162527
TF2 isn't a comp game lil bro. It's akin to smash bros

>competitive
please brothers, do not reply to such low-tier shitposting

>>745162578
Smash Bros has tourneys my man.

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>>745162527
>tf2
>comp game

Nigger, this is the pootis, gottam, 24/7 dustbowl no class limits game. Shut the fuck up and CS:GO back where you belong.

>>745151708
you see ivan, when you taunt after you shoot the kritikal, it is the fair and balance, as you are sure to be backstab

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>>745154889
the real question is, do you...

>killbind
or
>explodebind

theres a subtle art to knowing when to use one or the other.

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>>745153683
on a loch n load

>>>/vg/

>>745163639
got confused and thought this one was also a "stealth" deltarune thread, eh

>>745162667
so does scrabble and checkers

>>745163461
>stuck in taunt animation
>spy brazenly decloaks right behind you, and stabs you
>starts doing his own laugh taunt
>gets stabbed by your spy, and the cycle continues.

>>745163568
Explodebind is played out and has lost its shock factor, suddenly crumpling over into a ragdoll has taken over and is now the funnier option

>>745150898
'traps are gay' on a sticky launcher

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What should I name it?

>>745150898
If you give your weapons a custom name, you are likely a giant faggot. Let the strange ranking do the talking. Notice how every tranny obsessively names every one of their weapons the most retarded shit imaginable.

>>745164149
Ur a faggit

>>745147360
it's premium teabagging

>>745164149
The fuck is that description, change that before bothering with a name, jesus christ

>>745164149
For The Damaged Coda drop

>>745150898
True, and mine is no different. The only good one I ever seen posted on here was Kurt Cobain's Microphone. Mine is just kind of vague music/film references (Demoman sticky is just a Pulp Fiction quote)

>>745164149
"Wack a mole"

"Instakilled you faggot"

"Down Under"

"Sydney Funnel web spider bite"

>>745163568
schadenfreude into explodebind is a true combo

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>>745150898
I once asked /v/ years ago what to name my weapons and what descriptions they should have based on who had the correct digit and so far it has been
>sniper rifle
>"ICUP"
>I only play japs in AOE2

>ham shank
>"Meat on the bone"
>The Haram Hammer

>default heavy fists
>"Imagine baiting /v/ into naming your shi"
>The sister fister

>>745164149
"My other rifle is your sister"

>>745165023
>The sister fister
That description goes great with "Mister Twister" as the weapon name.

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>24/7 dustbowl
>60 players
>class wars
>rtd
>saysounds
Yep, it's gaming time.

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>>745150898
Wrong again slick

>>745165605
>no sv_alltalk 1
dunno about this one

>>745166120
That is absolutely generic trash.

>>745166182
I have voice comms disabled anyway because I don't feel like listening to trannies attention-whore in voice chat.

>>745164149
Mrs. Click or Ms. Click
to match the description

>>745166694
You sound like a massive faggot, imagine disabling one of the best parts of fuckhueg servers just because you're too retarded to spend five seconds clicking the tranny and muting it

>>745166694
>not starting a votekick

>>745167140
>votekick the tranny
>fails
>get banned for "votekick abuse"

>>745167140
>votekick the tranny
>passes
>rest of the server goes on to immediately kick any future trannies that join and attempt to use the voice chat
good end

>>745167687
>>745167771
the duality of west and east coast servers

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>>745166120

>>745166694
>casual game a week ago
>some obviously-male transexual starts chimping out at a guy for taking a healthpack, threatening his family and being so aggressively over the top that someone else starts a votekick
>10/12 votes and he's gone
>his gay boyfriend tries to votekick the guy that was being attacked. 1/11 failed
>the homo gets votekicked immediately and the team returns to peace and quiet
it really is zero tolerance if you're gonna act like a subhuman

>>745150898
I got a Australian grenade launcher i got in tours and called it Sunk-cost Fallacy because the total amount of tickets I spent to get it was higher than just buying it outright.

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I like the moving taunts like bumper cars and the tractor for engie. I feel like the only reason we get less and less of those now is because of e-celebs bitching about what fits and doesnt fit.

>>745168261
That's not an example of a sunk-cost fallacy.

>>745150898
"Point and click adventure" and "kurt cobain's microfone" are classics.

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>>745150898
Saw someone with this

>>745168261
I never got a golden weapon out of that shit. however I don't play it that often.

>>745151709
the joke is that jfk was famously shot

>>745166694
>get in a game that actually has a bunch of randoms with mics
>entire team sounds like the most generic "20 something white guy playing TF2" voice possible, you know the type
>obvious tranny starts talking on voice
>conversation stops
>some guy with the deepest fucking darth vader on dope voice i've ever heard asks "why do you sound like that?"
>no reply, just stuttered insults
>guy just keeps asking why do you sound like that? you sound all weird. is your mic fucked up?
>die to complete bullshit from giggling too hard to aim right
3 AM TF2 is a magical place

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>>745169014
>is there something wrong with your mic?
This is my favourite response to trannies in voice chat, you can play it off as genuine concern and nobody will go after you but you can tell the mutant is getting emotionally gut punched every time and will eventually just stop using VC out of self-consciousness alone.

>>745151226
>camping sniper kills you for the fifth time in a row because you're too tired to play the game properly
>camera zooms in on him taunting
>you get a cinematic shot of the spy uncloaking behind him
I love when people get overconfident.

>>745152451
Illicit means disallowed or inappropriate, "elicit" is the one you're going for.

>>745164149
"Homemade PVC Scope".

>>745169014
>>745169206
>get bullied in school
>become a bully as an adult

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>>745170138
It's not bullying if it's a subhuman.

>>745170221
So you?

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>>745170301
Care to find out?

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>>745170138
hilarious coming from trannies who always weasel their way into positions of power and then ban anyone who doesn't validate their mental illness.

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>>745150898
The best weapon names are 2hu spell cards

>>745150898
the best weapon names are dadrock song titles

>>745164971
I'm a high five into explode bind kinda fella

>>745171051
>short circuit renamed to 'youve ben thunderstruck'
I clapped.

>>745171051
It ain't dad rock but I've got a grenade launcher named Loud Pipes after the Ratatat track

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I have other cringe names but Im proud of these ones

>>745172251
Soldier backpacks are good, the other two need to be wiped

>>745147512
I really have no fucking clue what this is, named weapons? Kill counts?
Man when I play TF2 I only have the old original guns since the preorder beta and I've never bought a hat or any keys, all this new shit is so confusing like quests that pop up on screen

>>745172982
name tags have been in the game for 16 years

>>745163568
I still haven't managed to figure out how to consistently conserve my momentum when killbinding. Most of the time I just drop where I'm standing, it's funnier to see ragdolls careen forward after dying.

>>745150898
"A rallying cry of futility" on a rocket launcher

its not a good name but everyone is also sharing their cringe so...

>>745173210
I stopped playing regularly around 2009-2010

>>745173273
Alright anon, let's get you back to your room and get your applesauce ready before bedtime.

>>745173273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DTFTw6OueY

>>745156726
>have finger primed and ready on the key so I can killbind 0.00001ms after i see the results of RPS
it's even funnier than waiting it out

>>745173450
>>745173669
When I play I still only play on gold rush or badwater and I still often refer to payload as gold rush.
I only really know of maps from that time period, in my mind there's like ten maps in the game but I haven't checked how many there actually are.
Hey, at least I had fun with the like 3 payload maps over and over for hundreds of hours

>>745154889
eyelander
ubersaw

>>745150898
Mine are just references to videogame and gay shit

>>745151226
Yes, be the soldier instant killing somebody next time, maggot

for me it's all about vaguely niche or not so niche weeb samurai shit

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>>745154889
My phlog has this a name

>mfw half my weapons are just calling snipers fags

are they doing server maintenance or some shit? I've been queuing for 20 minutes with no games. Not even Dustbowl or Badwater

>>745175680
It's Tuesday, anon.

>>745175680
There's maintenance every Tuesday

>>745175728
I usually play on weekends, never realized. How long does it last?

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>>745150898
THIS THREAD NEEDS A HERO

>>745175780
It's usually not too long

>>745175813
the only one that got a chuckle out of me in this whole thread congrats anon

>>745175813
>>745178351
nice samefag

>>745147360
>THAT DEMO'S A BLOODY
>NEEDA-
>wOOOOHOHOHAHAHAHA

>>>/vg/

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>>745150898

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>>745150898
It would better suit the Gas Passer now, but I've had this for 15 years.

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>>745147687

move on you dumb chuds

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>>745180234
now I'll just post more to continue pissing you off

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>>745150898
I'm proud of this one desu ngl,

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>>745180234
no

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sharing the funniest one i convinced in my mind

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You have unusual taunts, right anon?

>>745181021
you are the reason why the game is in its current state

>>745181021
>valve's most loyal paypig

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>>745175813
With my fempyro models getting killed by this would make me crazy hard

>>745154889
>pootis
>after headbutt/high five
>refilling ammo in MVM

>>745180234
We don't trans here.

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>>745181183
>valves
Most of the trading goes around valve

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>>745181320
Only if you discount either yours or someone else's initial investment in keys. You can't be on the unusual trading level these days without having some actual cash in the game.

literally what is the appeal of unusuals outside of having the brain of a 10 year old that thinks jingling keys on hats = better
>to flex on poors
no one cares

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>>745181021
i won one in a scrap.tf raffle. but eh, i think there cursed, bad mojo
>>745181213
one day i'll install the fempyro mod, but i'm not there mentally, yet

>>745181021
No, too expensive, kinda want a baloonicorn effect one tho

>>745181551
You seems care

>>745175813
more like Hogistinator
>>745181213
based

>>745180857
is that a fucking nba jam reference

>>745181551
Looks cool

>>745181551
I like the spinning card design on a couple of my hats, it's aesthetic.

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>>745150898

>>745170859
troon

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What's with all the TF2 thread lately? Is the update soon?

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>>745181841
>not even fully orange
I had this blue gem before, but sold it

>>745181804
Soldier is the original NBA star

is matchmaking down? I can't find a fucking game

>>745181896
I hope so

>>745181904
nice, I wouldn't have sold it

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>>745181021
i paid the same for my taunts as i did my skill: nothing.

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>>745150898
wrong

>>745181973
Regret it a tiny bit, but I don't use BB much

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>>745165023
>The haram hammer
Lost

>>745147360
it's in-character
john master chief would NOT teabag me but the TF2 mercs would brutally kill me and then laugh about it

>>745181021
I don't even have an unusual hat and I've been playing this game for almost 17 years

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>>745182071
>(Not usable in crafting)

>>745173213
it seems to be an internet latency or ports setting thing, as stupid as that may sound; when i installed mastercomfig i noticed all of a sudden i was able to keep momentum while killbinding most of the time
https://comfig.app/

>>745150898
>/v/'s idea of funny weapon names
>it's just LOL NIGGER JEW over and over
Shit like this is why the /v/an got unbearable. It's just the same joke for decades. Over and over. It's not even about it being edgy or whatever, just get some new fucking material.

>>745164149
Gigachad Examiner

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>>745150898
Came back to this thread and none of you
have proven me wrong

This >>745175813 made me laugh, but it's still
bad
>>745178426
Retard

>>745151226
fun for him, not you

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>>745147360
for me it's a bodyshot with the saxophone emote

>>745150898
Some of mine:
>Shortstop named "New In Town"
>Fists of Steel named "My Car"
>Buffalo Steak Sandvich named "A Beer"
>Prinny Machete named "Epic Spy Knife" on Fat Spy and Spyper
>Classic Named "Learn To Aim, Idiot" (I am legitimately terrible bad at sniper)
>Huntsman named "The Bird Song"
>Rocket Jumper called "Jump Good"
>Half-Zatoichi named "A Magic Sword"
>Tomislav named "Silent But Heavly"
>Plog named "I'M GONNA PHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG"

>>745150898
>Bitchwacka
>If you're pissed, touch grass.
All these years later and it still gets me angry slurs in chat, I love it

>>745182837
That makes it better tho, tho, it would be even better if it was not tradable

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>>745150898
Did this long ago, thought it was the funniest shit ever.
I still do