Have you come back to Overwatch yet, /v/?
nope
I have ejaculated back to back to overwatch porn yes
no
nice GYAAAAAT
>>745158976How do I get a figure like this as a guy?
nah
>>745159390by committing suicide I think>>745159142not really, looks inhuman
>>745159390anon that is a guy
>new tank hero>dps queue is still gonna be 10+min per queueno thanks
>>745158976I prefer Rivals
Sex
Does her mech have an energy blade or something?otherwise i dont really care
>>745158976>give your new hero the name of a russki gopnikGreat job.
>>745159390Sorry, you lost the gender lottery.
>>745158976C.mon D.mon
>>745158976>named Demon>Purple haired tranny>voiced by probable tranny>Made by C-team freelancersThey're still missing a goat for satan, should take more notes from Deadlock and Fortnite.
>>745158976What a horrible hair render. Looks like a block of playdough
>>745162562her face looks wonky too, everyone with talent has left blizzard
>>745162506dimon, not demonhe's just dima, a russian femboy that somehow found himself in korea and had to play along
>>745158976I can watch the porn without launching the game. Butts aren't saving the game from being shit to play.
kek all the new characters ive seen for this game have been nothing but asian sluts
>>745158976>DVA, but worsewow
>>745158976meh
>>745158976Chat gpt generated face. This thing has zero charm, it belongs with background NPCs. I'm going to forget the moment I close this thread
>>745164394Blizzard is a chinese company after all
>>745158976what does the D. stand for?
>>745164394That's a good thing, but they forgot to make them very hot.
Do we think this will be the last one? Or will the porn from this keep the game alive another year?
>>745158976they really shoulda stuck to reusing designs from project titan
>>745158976No, Ramattra was the last good character they've come up with and even he was just a residual from the original OW team so he doesn't even count.
Even if they fix the game (which seems incredibly unlikely, it looks like its an overcomplicated clusterfuck now with an unbelievably unbearable community) they lost me forever with their weird ccp pandering shit back in like 2017-2018, whenever that happened. I'm not gonna just forget about them turning their backs on their fans and publicly sucking off a fascist state that imprisons people for questioning it. Even by modern corpo standards thats pretty fucking evil
>>745167375>their weird ccp pandering shit back in like 2017-2018It's still happening, Drives last for a week in China vs. 3 days everywhere else. And there was all of those China-exclusive skins they released that only came out here because people rightfully complained about it.
>>745158976>we want the fortnite audience
I played her. She was fun.
i revisited it during the anniversary, the anniversary "free skins" were laziest piece of shit things possible and the anniversary was nonexistent, there was no big event or celebration, it was patheticall the new character were mmo NPC tier designs that were so bad, and the gameplay was much worse than marvel rivals.
>>745158976f2pno thanks, if I wanted to babysit non white kids I'd be your stepdad
>D.mon>didn't make her jamaican
>>745167963considering how "hip hop" gooks stole black ebonics; how do you even describe them. Yiggers? I am surprised no gook stole Jamaican patois yet. Ska is not a completely minor genre there.
>>745158976they need more dominatrix coded heroes to get me back
>>745167537>Drives last for a week in China vs. 3 days everywhere elseThat's because China restricts game time for students so they literally can't grind out the drives in 3 days.>China-exclusive skinsThat's because Netease creates those skins themselves for the Chinese client. China bans foreign companies from publishing games in the country, so they have to make a deal with a local publisher. Every game with a Chinese version has exclusive content. For example NBA2K is really popular in China but it's basically a different game entirely because it focuses on Chinese teams.
>>745168470femdom is such a tired fetish
>>745158976i goon to overwatch futa hmvs almost dailyi'd never play a blizzard game though
>>745168470I'm not coming back until they get rid of the battle pass and bring back lootboxes. Still feel like I had my original copy of overwatch stolen from me by redditors that had a moral panic over fucking random skins.
>>745158976>Tank>Is rail thinI wish this meme would die.
>bring back lootboxes
>>745169132was a better game with them, and you could earn the loot boxes from just playing the game, and unlock so many skins for free, now everything is worse and all the free skins are paywalled
>>745158976Does she fart or not?
>>745169220Loot boxes have been back in the game since February 2025.
>nip yakuza robot and gook mech pilotis blizzard done with the gay designs?
>>745169430they made the gayest designs so far with yakuza bot and 2nd gook mech so no.
>>745158976is it still in inferior first person camera?
>>745158976bitch nigger faggot you have people in real life right now in the current time trying to become the opposite sexAND SOMEHOWIN THE FAR FLUNG FUTURENNOT EVEN ONE (1) SINGULAR UNO INDIVIDUAL WOMAN OR CHARACTER ORO THERWISE HAS HUGE FUCKING BOOOBSHOW ABOUT YO9U KKIL YOUSRELF RIGHT THIS FU KING SECONDI WANT YOU ALL DEADDIE BLIZZARD DIE DIE DIE DIDE FUCKF UCKING FUCKING DIECALIORNAI BULLSHTI NIGGERFAGGOT DRP DEAD DDIE FUCKING DIE
>>745169220Retard
>>745164394>kek all the new characters ive seen for this game have been nothing but asian slutsthats becausee OW is largely dead in the west/US. Partially thanks to Rivalsbut in Asia (at least China & Worst Korea) it beats Rivals and they still play it theremaybe Japan too, idkSo they HAVE to pander to their remaining base
>>745169959You can play Stadium in third person idk if they're going to allow that in other official modes
>>745170067>You can play Stadiumanon...
>>745158976She looks like some femcoomer Sims character wearing generic cosplay.The design doesn't have a strong personality.I've no idea what she's supposed to be. Like some kind of sportswoman (due to the sponsors)? I dunno.
>>745170139Never said it was good or fun, but he could play it
>>745168470>dominatrix coded heroesname the ow heroes that fit that
>>745158976Her character animations look unfinished and janky as fuck.Face also badly needs work like Anran before her.
>>745169851how is the sex bot's design gay?
>>745170434DominaWidowGame needs more
>>745158976Boring.
>>745158976Why don’t any of the characters they added to overwatch have the same sauce as the original cast? The originals were all like>what if a robot was a zen guy>what if a gorilla was smart>what if there was a giant knight dude>what if the jet pack lady was Egyptian Now it’s all just vague bullshit the formula of “this is a dwarf, but he makes turrets” and “this is a wacky mad max explosion man” are gone.
>Another Asian You can tell one side wants to go full Rivals but the other side doesn't. It's pretty pathetic.
>>745170641not moira or jq?
girls don't stand like this
>>745170775they should
>>745170775The 80 pound gook is struggling to carry the minigun so it is arching its back to compensate.This is why you need somebody to rate your form when you deadlift.
>>745170731Moira wouldn't domme you she'd just torture and experiment on youJQ is a butch lesbian, the worst kind
>>745158976any black or futa porn yet?
>>745158976Have they retconned all the faggy shit?
>>745170505robo bitch is in suit and pants. it is disgustingly dyke coded
Why did they misspell D.va?Why does she have a cannon?Why is she suddenly older?Why does D.va look like she did the fusion dance with Black Widow?
>>745171010no but they have been evading it a lot recently, as in no new heroes retconned to be massive faggots and outright teasing straight ships
no, the game and its community are garbage.
>>745170970>she'd just torture and experiment on yousounds like a dominatrix to me, but she is probably a bottom
>>745158976>>745159096>>745159142>>745159390>Quite literally just "DVA but recoloured purple and holding a gun"This is fucking sad, clearly the massive budget cuts meant nobody could make anything interesting. >>745167375What did they do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYqb8yUQhP0
>>745160674Everyone plays the 6v6 no role queue mode.And it has the exact problems you’d expect. Get ready for 5 Dps.
>>745171096thisshe is meant to be a sex bot, her lore heavily implies a sex bot but they were cowards and dressed her up from head to toe in an effort to say she "reclaimed" herselfgayest move ever
>>745171321they were banning people for criticizing the CCP, then banning people for criticizing that
>>745171321just one player saying fuck the ccp or something, he got banned from competitions, blizzard started to censor anti ccp messages in the game's chat
lets all say "thank you rivals for saving our dogshit game that hasnt recieved an update for 2 years before you released"
>>7451714046v6 no roles is not a solution, in my experience everyone tries to somewhat play the game by picking heroes according to the comp but then everyone says "fuck it" and we have a 6 dps team against 3 tanks 3 femboys supports who are all sucking each other on discord. What they need to do is the 5v5 main mode be 1 tank, 3 dps, 1 support and start balancing the game from there.
>>745170678Because, and I cannot stress this enough, every single ounce of creative talent has been removed from Blizzard, either via Microsoft/ActiVision downsizings, retirements, sexual harassment lawsuit MeToo's, or rats leaving the sinking ship.All the talent has been replaced by DEIslop, nepotism hires and people who have likely never played more video games than Candy Crush.The company has nothing in common now with 1990s Blizzard other than the name.
>>745158976If 6v6 role queue ain't back, I ain't back.P.S. Lilypichu is ugly by popular Asian streamer standards. She kinda looks like she came from Who-ville
>>745170370>>745170139>Overwatch ends support for its best mode, Stadium>Blizzard confirms that no more heroes or maps will be added to Stadium
>>745158976I hate that every fucking modern gooner character has all the emphasis on their asses. Fucking bring back big titties
>>745158976how many asian women can they put in
>>745158976>that posture>that back curveWorse than Barbie, and that bitch would be hospitalised permanently.>muh artistic expression and styleFuck off.
>>745171939Tits are imitation ass, retardFeet are superior to both anyways
why did they kill stadium anyways?
>>745158976Nah, I only really play MP with friends and none of them have even mentioned this game in years. No chance basically.
>>745170678The original cast was just reskinned ripoffs of TF2 characters anyway>Scout but black>Soldier but Egyptian woman>Pyro but Asian woman with ice>Demo but Australian>Heavy but woman>Engineer (they basically didn't change anything at all, pretty much identical)>Medic but female and Austrian instead of German>Sniper but purple and woman>Spy but Mexican womanThe modern design team is so lazy they can't even ripoff TF2, they're literally just recolouring their own designs. Dmon is quite literally a recolour of Dva.
>>745172019>Tits are imitation ass, retardYou are a closeted faggot. Asses are things both men and women have that has shit come out of it. Nothing about it denotes femininity. Breasts are intrinsically feminine, clean, soft, and you can suck/fuck them. Ass fetish is for niggers
>>745172214Wait who's scout but black?
>>745172016>Stupid fucking incel who hasn't seen another human being or left his chair in 10 years thinks holding a leaf blower is a hospital event
>>745170894>le "form">le "technique"i bet you like to take beebeesea up your ass
>>745172237Men and women also have lips. Ergo, if you kiss a woman you are technically kissing a man, and therefore a sissy slut. Checkmate, FAGGOR.
Nothing can make me come back to Overwatch, but I am glad that the game is doing well again.
>>745171771The problem was always trying to import the tank, dps, healer rigidly stratified roles from MMOs/MOBAs into a random queue FPS in the first place.They might work in MMOs - I don't know I'm not a drooling addict who enjoys clicking the same thing for hours - but they don't work in a genre where 99% of people want to be a gun guy who kills people.Fundamentally you will always end up with the DPS role being heavily overrepresented, and game design should account for this by making a full DPS party viable and possible, instead of trying to forcibly shoehorn in supports and tanks as a mandatory role even when nobody wants to play them.But Blizzard has never been an FPS designer, hasn't been able to design a fun game since the 2010s, and hasn't been able to balance a game literally ever. Even Brood War was an imbalanced clustercuck the player base had to fix.
>>745158976White fucker voice actor, fuck off
>>745158976>design is somehow busy yet extremely boring and forgettableGenshin Impact and all Hoyo slop singlehandedly destroyed character designing for every fucking game, I swear to god.
>>745172401Damn that twitch ban did numbers to assmong
>>745158976>tranny game>all the new characters voiced by ecelebswho wants this shit
Fuck Jason Schreier, Liar, fraud
>>745158976where do i go if i want the most built girls? Marvel Rivals?
>>745158976When is she coming to Hots?
>>745172316Lucio>Fast, cocky, streetwise, earmuff and headset wearing male twink, with special jump, short ranged spreading attack, and pistolI imagine the creative process at Blizzard went something like them looking at a picture of the TF2 cast and saying "OK how can we make them DEI and legally distinct?"
>>745173165I don't think the janitor secretly working on that game has the ability to make new heroes.
>>745158976I hate that they made her look like lilypichu.Genuinely can't look at the character as a tank main
>>745158976rivals really saved overwatch
>>745158976Jesus all the new character look fucking boring and samey. Its like they realized people hated the gay shit and over-corrected to make every new hero some boring basic gacha bitch
>>745172214TRVKE
>>745170678Blizzard is using the chinese way of designing characters now which is a disaster made for gachaslop that churns out characters nonstop.
>>745173165I can only imagine that she would be super broken if they were still working on that game
Imagine the sweat and smell when Dmon takes off her bodysuit bros...
>>745158976Looks like a Fortnite character
>>745173165Based as fuck
>Semen D.Mon
>>745158976So is that supposed to be D.va's >LE HECKING AWESOME GAMER GURL THAT BEATS ALL THE MEN AT E-SPORTS!!Girlfriend? ewww I hate dykes
>>745158976This looks like a skina d not a new character
>>745158976is that a zarya mod?
>backlol, LMAO! Never went into that trash
>>745169360>>745170004Learn to read. He's right, it was better. Now you're only able to get three boxes per day when before you got one everytime you leveled up.
>>745158976I dunno what it is but her face feels unfinished, but doesn't matter anyways they haven't topped Juno yet
>>745173165I could have sworn this game was shut down 6 years ago.
>>745169986>thinks about trannies>gets mad>whinesChuddie, it may be bed time.
>>745173246You've never actually played Lucio and it shows.
>>745158976No way they allow an ass like that.
>>745158976She looks like she pegs D.Va
>>745158976>Literally who nigger with a gun and a red cape BRUTALLY MOGS one of the most hyped and teased heroes in OverwatchIt hasn't been more over than it is now...................
>>745171771>6v6 no roles is not a solution,It is *the* solution and I'm so happy they brought it back
>>745175305We have new patches for it regularly, but it's only being maintained with some reworks and adjustments, not actively adding new content
>>745176187Overwatch has been in the dumps for years and slowly rising again. Marvel usually rakes millions despite quality.
>>745176187Overwatch has never been more popular than normie capeslop.
>>745176187>one of the most hyped and teased heroes in Overwatchthis was hyped up? why
So are they going to add the rest of the MEKA squad?
>>745176474It wasn't. He's just shitposting. OW doesn't have any hyped heroes anymore except meme picks like Mama Hong.
overwatch is capeslop, tf am i reading??? it was literally blizzard's attempt at marvel, i remember reading torb's shitty comic and don't even remember a thing about it. REAL COMIC btw not the tumblrtroon artists they hire now
>>745158976Sweet, thanks for the update shill-kun, I'm looking forward to all the anal and rimming tags being flooded with this new character.
>>745158976Futa coded character
>>745171169Wake me up when they scrub out all the faggot shit
>>745171372pepeHands
>>745176632>D.va had voice lines referencing her in the original>there were maps where you can see D.va shared a room with her, you could see her e-sport trophies>Referenced in D.va's trailer>teased in the comics>Discussed in Blizzcon panels, (back when there was still a Blizzcon)At least pretend to not be a tourist retard-kun
>>745171939They won't because blizzard are trying really hard to tip toe between the lines of woke and conventional character design. Ass falls below tits in terms of conventional attraction so ass gets used a lot more.
>>745177523>Futa coded characterthis isnt a black nortubel character tho
still not playing trannywatch 2
>>745176187Someone should remind all of those chinks that they need to actually play the game and not just watch youtube videos.
>>745158976Lilypichu voiced her knowing what people are going to do to that model...
>>745177858Mogged again tranny, oh and inb4>MUH BATTLE.NETyou need to link your Bnet account to steam to play that LGBT simulator, the number of players not counted is negligible.
>>745158976Eceleb va ew.
>>745177858>>745178245>steamchartfagging two free games that are on consoleskill yourselves
>>745173267Theyve been making shitty skins and shitty updates. They might get overly ambitious and make shitty heroes.
FPS is so lame
>>745158976Lmao they are going to nerf her ass size and pose in 2 months so who cares. Women and their male feminist simps hate hot fictional characters.
Oh cool new slut for pornI can't wait for scragboy to-oh. I forgot
>>745178916What, did something finally happen to that degenerate faggot? Good riddance.
>>745178962it's been over a year since he's posted ANYTHINGNO WORD NOTHINGjust vanished out of thin air
>>745178916Damn his content is shit. Good quality but not a single bbc to be found. What a waste.
>>745178916>>745178962>>745179118>earns over 5k a month doing fucking nothing
>>745179234I should had keep grinding blender
>>745179354If you can nail a certain niche I'd say go for it
>>745179448can you even be paid without doxxing yourself?
>>745179510Only patreon would have that info, so probably
>>745158976>getting clapped by Marvel Rivals so hard you go back to gooner charactersKEK
>>745158976Wow, they gave her an ass, impressive
>>745158976god season 2 suit designs suck, season 1 was already safe horny for normies, Blizz inveneted "safer" horny
>>745179741that is just her lordosis, the actual ass is hank hill tier
>>745178916I still miss GeneralButch
>>745180148Hardly. I appreciated the quality of his work, but the nigger fetishism was massively grating and it's hard to support a creator so spiritually indian. There's a million high quality blender animators these days filling the void. His stuff really was one of a kind though.
>>745158976can they slow it down with the porn bait there's still barely any good shion stuff
>>745180148He's a seadog larp as black
>mogged by a D-lister nobody
>tank This one word killed my interest and reminded me why I left in the first place