It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
>>745190793Mmmkay
>>745190893why is there a nose growing on its belly
>>745190930It's a ditto and the transformation is unstable.
>>745190930That's her tiny little mewterus getting filled with human sperm.
>>745190793Cute Mew(Male)
>>745190893I miss Xed eyes
mew if she poignant
meww :3
>>745190793what is mew supposed to be?
>>745190930pregnant with a jew
>>745191267They designed mew two and then after writing his backstory, designed a more primitive form to be the natural version.
>>745190793>>>/mu/
>>745191267A cat
>>745191267Pretty sure their appearance is inspired by a fetus, hence the whole "origin genetic precursor/ancestor" thing
>>745190793Mew would be a broken starter
>>745191267A fetus
Why is mew so cute?
>10.000 years old>still a dumb little shit
>>745190793You're right, it's going to be a long journey, a portable cock sleeve will definitely come in handy.
>>745190793Ah, I know just what to do with this.
>>745192836DONT BULLY MEW!!!!
>>745192927
>>745193272Mew is pleased!
>"Origin of all Pokemon">found at level 30LMAO what a jobber, that's less than your average evolved starter
>>745193328
>>745193383Its a chill Pokemon. It doesn't need nor wants to fight.
>>745193421Mew is sad...
>>745192227>>745192215Lovingly tongue kissing with mew while her tiny grabby paws grip the collar of my shirt
>>745194165Mew doesn't appreciate that post...
>>745191001He's still alive. He goes by prallyvision / prattle now.https://x.com/prallyvision>Inb4 thats nothing like his artIt is, and further proof its him is that his vent account prattlebox has all the previous members of his last failed Discord blockedGo bug him to go back to porn or something idk
>>745194646Goddamn it.
Lore wise, is Mew weaker than Mewtwo? I remember in their fight Mew was just laughing the whole time
Mew? More like...JEW!
>>745194891About equal but if mewtwo puts his mind towards seriously hurting mew instead of just fighting mew he could probably win. But mewtwo canonically doesn't care for mindless violence so it would never get to that point
>>745195169>if mewtwo puts his mind towards seriously hurting mew instead of just fighting mew he could probably winYou can say the same thing about Mew, too.
>>745195253That's why they're about equal, but difference is mew is focused on fun/evasion tactics. It would only ever set its mind to pranking people. The most evil thing mewtwo can do is utilize his combat training. The most evil thing mew could do is teleport into a uterus and force pregnancy
>>745194891Mewtwo is stronger, but they're evenly matched enough that the battle would've taken a lot longer to actually finish.
For the record I'm not talking about mew impregnating someone's eggs from inside their body, I'm saying it would be the baby swelling up their belly and giving little kicks as its tail wrapped around its own neck
>>745195607
>>745195607can you STOP making me horny
>>745195607can you just stop all together
>>745190793N-No, im not having s-sex with the mystical creature....
>>745196237That bulge...
>>745196270Estimated 3-4 inch penis based on his hand size and mew's canon height
>>745196585I mean when you're fucking a living onahole you don't want to split the poor thing in half with your fuckhuge horse cock.
Excuse me guys stop being horny
>>745196846No, we will continue debating the size of cock a Mew can physically handle.
>>745196623Speak for yourself
>>745194646yeah I can see itwhat a shame, but then again I can't really blame a porn artist for wanting to become normalnobody wants to be know as the OG orb fucker
Very fatter Mew
>>745197026Bro you're too big for mew please don't hurt her...
>>745197293?her
>>745197293>HerHe doesn't know.
Silly pink cat thing
>>745197897what a brat!
>>745197298>>745197518Girls have vaginas
>>745198123So do boys!
>>745198135Noi dont have pusy
>>745198320yes you do
>>745198341where is it
>>745198384>>745198341>>745198320>>745198135go back to discord
>>745198456no U
>men see this and unironically think: "sex."
>>745190793OG Mew best Mew.
>>745190793A fleshlight is important on any long solo journey.
mew!
>>745194165holy fucking based
where can i get the mew fleshlight from that one video? you know the one. asking for myself
>>>/vp/
>>745202382Go to Google Type "Mew Fleshlight"Hit Enter
>>74520263972thPBPBut I'm going to make another pokemon thread because jannies seem to not care about them flooding the board
>>745201134Mew if he bump his head
>>745202760yes, and?
>>745202760You have posted this image 511 times.
Getting a mew as your first pokemon must be a cheat. Right? I don't play the games.
>>745202760>>745202948Is there anything more depressing than ritual posters?
>>745203016There's a whole bunch of exploits you can do in Blue to catch a Mew but to my knowledge nothing where you can start with one. That said I did own a super fucked bootleg version of Blue with a ton of Missingnos and at least one Mew in Bill's PC as soon as you can first access it, so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>745203137Yes, zoophiles like OP.
>>745203137Speaking of which!
>>745204478mew does not like this...
>>745192215Face looks cute.Paws looks cute.I'm out of reasons.
>>745204746Mew isn't going to have a choice because Master Balls never fail and enslave even sapient pokemon lmao.
>>745191267A Moomin
>>745191267Cat-like fetus monster.
don't open!
>>745206334cute! What's this from
>>745204478I prefer the Animation inspired by this, desu.
best shiny
>>745204478Be honest /v/, would you ACTUALLY use that irl?
Jirachi is better
>>745208696I don't I would buy something like that.But if I received it as a gift...
>>745208787Both are cute!
>>745208787you mean in terms of battle prowess, right?
>>745209584BOTH are cute!!!
>>745206590A recap episode from 1st season that only aired in Japan
>>745209908it's so cute thank you for sharing! I made this pic for you!
>>745210015Proud mom and her fruitcake son.
>>745208192that guy's animations suck and are way too stiff because he just drew over himself fucking a toy
>>745210250So THAT'S how he does it.Then that means that there's a Whooper onahold out there.
>>745194689
>>745201125No I don't, freak.
Remember Mew playing with the wind turbine in the first movie? It was so cute!
i like celebi, but im glad /v/ doesnt
>>745201125sex>>745210637low testyou a zoomer?
>>745210720I fell in love with mew during this scene. I've kept it as a core memory of the movie to this day.
>>745190793What were they thinking?
>>745211436...why red????
>>745210898You might think so, but /v/ rapes Celebi every time you're not looking
>>745191267a pokemon LMAO are you stupid
>>745211436Damn, Mew is PACKING
>>745211436Game Freak
>>745211541shiny celebis rape YOU and your mons
>>745211436I remember the furry art this got at the time
What did DEnA mean by this?
>>745211541No, you fantasize about that. Actually nah I'm just kidding, you're all deeply troubled so you actually fantasize about being raped by Celebi.
>>745209584Serene Grace Iron Head flinch abuse brat... deserves correction...
>>745210250Greg Land does furry porn now?
>>745210015Aww, thank you!
>>745190893>>745190930WARIO TIME
>>745214128you are very welcome friend. Truth be told, I only just edited in the "Thank you" but I hope you still appreciate the picture.
>>745214053Double correction if thunder wave was involved...
How did you know to look under the truck for Mew?
>>745215840my brother was pissed that he corrupted his save file and tried getting me to do it too but I wasn't as retarded as he is which is why he's a tranny now and I'm not
>>745216032ending of that post was quite a twist anon
>>745190793Why do normalfags think mew was the bad guy in the movie and not mewtwo? Is it another thing the dub changed?
>>745216703Niiga who tought that
>>745216745reddit
>>745216774No one thought that
>>745216703Mew was right in saying clones have no rights and should be exterminated.
>>745216774>>745216703you're dumb as fuck for taking obvious bait posts from reddit seriously
>>745218976wah cute!
>>745190893perfectly spherical "pussy" fat lips are objectively and completely unappealing
Mew if she real
>>745219391Kinda cool. Looks like something you'd see in old SMT before Atlus became gay as shit.
>>745219260Hmm.
>>745191267a fleshlight
>>745191267A jerboa
>>745220076come again?
>>745220240Post more Mew I might
>>745220381More
>>745220076>>745220381xe called me zoophile but this does not activate my penis
>>745191267Magic onahole
>>745213996This real?
>>745221914No is cartoon
>>745221261coward
>>745221914Yep, there's also a shiny variant, and it's animated too, starting by zooming at its ass.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyNU9stppJA
>>745221914Yeah I took the photo
>>745191267Floating psychic cat.
>>745222546How in the fuck would this ability work in the TCG? Would you have to go through your opponent's entire hand and deck to verify what they have, number them, and roll a dice for it?
>>745191267it's supposed to resemble a cat and a fetus since it's the first pokemon
>>745224589Just pick one at random.
>>745224918How do I factor in multiple copies of cards?
>>745224589It wouldn't, hence why it's exclusive to Pokémon TCG Pocket, a mobile gacha.
>>745225071Now tell me why it's trying to seduce me.
>>745225124Because it's a gacha, getting coomers like you to waste their money is what they do.
>>745225513Nigga I've spent money on MTX three fucking times in my life, and here they are:1) £15 of in-game currency for BattleForge2) The cat costume for Juri in USF4 (ended up maining Balrog)3) Unlocking Squiggly in SkullgirlsThat's literally it. Suck my balls through my boxers.
>>745225674However,
>>745205140No, this is the moomin
Stop having dirty thoughts about woodland critters!
>>745226409Why?
>>745226409But the woodland critters have lewd thoughts about us too
>>745226409No.
>>745190793my wife
>>745190793>Come on Pikachu don't be such a Swadloon, have some fun!
>>745190793cute pawsI wanna tickle them
>trusted friend turned out to be a shapeshifting trickster all alongHonestly unironically how would you react?
>>745190971LmaoTyvm for this anon
>>745195403>The most evil thing mew could do is teleport into a uterus and force pregnancyWanna tell the class about your fetishes there anon?>>745195607Oh...nvm.It seems you already did. Very well.
>>745211436>mew is a gi-ACK
>>745228709gratuitous paw tickling
>>745228709I'd start dating just for the small chance of that happening.
>>745194891She's so proud of her boy.
>>745208787I don't like Jirachi, looks like a baby. But Celebi is cute & probably smells nice.
Wait a second...is this the thread?
>>745232301It's a mew thread.
>>745232362and friends!
Mew strikes a pose!
>>745228078what a prankster
If I were a trainer, I don't think I'd have the hubris to think I could catch a Mew, but it would be fun to travel with one.
>>745234867Only arrogant trainers use legendary pokemon, defiling the sanctity of the legends and myths for commercial gain and profit
>>745190893I love how this image of a mew getting her uterus pumped full of cum has survived this long.
>>745235184Meanwhile you get a 3 day instaban for posting a pic with vagina bones.
>>745235724I got a ban for using a trump reaction image. Kill all jannies.
>>745237363actually based on the jannies there
>>745238107>based on the jannies
>>745237363This is not /pol/ so I agree with the jannies on this one, newfag
I’m still mad that FRLG on Switch doesn’t have online trading or back and forth Home support. I would have bought both versions.
Mew on the front page!
>>745238278>literally can't post an image of the sitting president Sit down, child.
Reposting because jannies are faggots.Jirachi<Celebi<Mew
>>745235065I used to have this mindset but nowadays I love using legendaries for my "No Items, set mode, no save scumming" runs.
Not to be weird or anything, but god I just want to suck the spit out of mew's hot little mouth.
>>745239295Mew wants you to calm down!!!
>>745238812Yeah that's about right.
>>745239426Not for long ;)
I was never into Mew until I saw that one comic about a shapeshifted Mew trying to marry some detective guy.Now I just love the idea of this little trickster going around fucking other humans.
>>745240163source
>>745240413
>>745190793thanks for the onahole
>>745240478cute
What is this horny category called?
>>745240560It's most closely associated with TDM.
>>745240560OP here. I just wanted a cute thread...
>>745240518It is, but imagine how much it would suck to live in the Pokemon world and try to only date humans.>Meet a cute girl.>Woops, actually a Latias.>Meet another cute girl.>Woops, actually a Zoroark. >Try to go back to your childhood friend.>Woops, she turned into a Kadabra.>Complain to your colleague.>Woops, she's actually Mew in disguise.
>>745240796What's the downside again?
>>745240731You made a thread about a literal eternally sex crazed ovulating cock sleeve on an image board full of horny virgin incels. What did you expect?
>>745240857cute Mew pics
>>745240796>Meet a cute girl.>Woops, actually a Latias.OH GOD HOW HORRIBLE PLEASE NO DONT CONDEMN ME TO SUCH A HORRIBLE FATEPLEASE PLEASE DONT LET ME GET TRICKED INTO FUCKING AND MARRYING A LATIAS
>>745240826You probably can't breed most of them.Probably.>>745240731Honestly, Mew threads tend to get horny but people do like posting cute mews.
>>745240976Here ya go.
>>745240976
>>745190793how good is the super duper cutest legendary in today's meta in which league she's allowed in?
>>745241081What is the Ampharos porn scene like?
>>745240857>sex crazednot my Mewhe is kind and quietly asks by prodding my cheek with his sweaty, uncut dick
>>745241536It's one of the better RU pokemon due it's insane movepool.Decades of power creep make it pretty mid though.
>>745240976Mew!
>>745204478I should buy a male masturbator.
>>745241803It's RU? Even available for OU meta and not just Ubers?
>>745204478We live in a world where you can fuck a largely on-model Mew, and it's affordable no less.What a time to be alive.
>>745242057100s across the board doesn't come close to cutting it for modern OU. This wigger has 140 attack and an ability that's functionally a choice band that stacks with the actual item.Even Jirachi is RU. The modern meta is a powercrept hellscape.
>>745204478Yeah I wouldn't mind having one of those.
>>745204478>still no vids of anyone riding or fucking the male version while jerking off its' long dickcringe
>>745242057Power creep is a ruthless bastard. Like the other anon said, 100 across the board just doesn't cut it anymore. Mew basically fell out of Uber during Black and White and never really came back. Sometimes it was OU, but it often struggled to compete with other more specialized Pokemon in that tier. Gen 9 was power creep central and there is no fucking way a mono psychic with 100 across the board would survive unless it had, like, wonder guard as it's ability.
>>745242371The modern anime has also overused legendary pokemon so much that their legendary status doesn't feel like anything anymore lolgame suffers from powercreep and generic designs and awful variations of old Pokemon just so they can nostalgiabait(Paradox Pokemon and constant, multiple region variations of Pokemon are copouts and often gay shit)
>>745240560Furry
>>745242928Modern anime mostly suffered from the fact that legendaries just don't feel legendary anymore and that was honestly a problem that started as early as Gen 3 anime and the Battle Frontier heads having them. Like, I fucking remember Pokemon 2000 making the legendary birds feel like these enormous forces of nature. Just them fighting almost caused the world to end. And that's the legendary birds, who going by modern and even old canon were just some random ass rare Pokemon. Then in the Battle Frontier anime some guy just... has them. Like, it's given a explanation and everything but it still felt weird. Especially considering I'm pretty sure Ash defeats them. It doesn't help that Legendaries getting more and more powerful lorewise in the games worked against them in the movies. The last one I really remember feeling powerful was probably Rayquaza and Deoxys and even then they were kind of a step down. Even Arceus was kind of a jobber.
>>745242857Even with Wonder Guard, the sheer number of mons running shit like Knock Off, U-Turn and Shadow Ball would still mean it's fucked. Psychic is just not a good type anymore now that Dark exists and Bug and Ghost got actual damaging moves that aren't fucking Lick and Night Shade.
>>745243390>Psychic is just not a good type anymoreThe history of Psychic is honestly hilarious to me. While it's not actually the strongest type in Gen 1, that is normal, it was still a major terror all the way until Gen 3. Then they made Dark and Ghost actually good in gen 4 and it was basically just instantly over. With them only not being the worst type in gen 5 by virtue of normal existing.
>>745240796Y-Yeah, who would EVER want such a TERRIBLE thing like being lovers with a CUTE, BEAUTIFUL and GORGEOUS Pokémon that loves you UNCONDITIONALLY?
>>745220240You know, a Jerboa.What Fang the Hunter / Fang the Sniper / Nack the Weasel is.
Would you accept a pink, really short wife?Would you take responsibility?
>>745245215Pump and dump
>>745243143Isn't Mew basically hairless?
>>745245780covered in fine peach fuzz
>>745245215Yesyes, an entire pokedex worth
mew is so cool
>>745245525Even if that made eggs??
