So we know that Hawk and Trick used to serve under Pong Krell. We also know Bo-Katan Kreze is making an appearance. So there is potential we could see interactions between Krell and Kreze. This game is gonna be nuts for Star Wars fans.
OH MY FORCE, *THE* PONG KRELL????????????? I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME HECKIN' BELIEVE IT
Holy fuck, Glup Shitto AND Slurpi Faggi???
>>745206956Star Wars was dead since 2012 with occasional hiccups.It's past its glory days.
>>745206956Darth is the family name of Vader? What? >Hawk who?>Trick what's his deal?>Pong KrellIs Pong a title, and if not what is his title?>Bo-Katan KrezeIs Kreze his given name or it is how he names himself?To be clear, write the fucking hooks to latch on. Titles, deeds, what group they do belong. Names say nothing.
>>745206956Are there people who actually know who all these characters are?
>>745207934It honestly feels like a narrow band of people that both liked the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy, so very few if I had to guess.That said why is it so obvious this is a shill thread?
>>745206956HOLY FUCK NOT PONG KRELLZAZNIBART SAVE US
>>745207710Are you retarded or something? The tweet tells you who Hawk and Trick are (former soldiers under Pong Krell). And Pong Krell's title is Jedi General. Bo-Katan is from the Mandalorian House Kreze. But you already know this and are just pretending you don't.
NO WAY
>>745208048Clone Wars was an enormously popular show.
>>745207934yes
>>745206956NO! NOT TRICK!
>>745206956LETSSSSSS GO! Droid B00P-P00B and Jedi Master Jing'ling Karkeys is in it! I'm so hyped right now.
>>745207934i had to look it up, pong krell is some retarded jedi from the clone wars show, he was an asshole and gets killed
>>745206956So the jews failed in utterly and totally destroying Star Wars, guess we'll get that Rey movie after all.
>>745206956star wars 'lore' beyond the movies is hilarious kek
>Recommended:Nvidia Geforce RTX 3080 or Radeon RX 7800 XTWhat?
>>745207934>>745208574Do yourselves a favor and watch the Umbara Arc. It's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media of all time.In short, the clones end up in Vietnam, some god-forsaken planet where they all get brutally picked off by hostiles and wildlife and constantly get ordered on suicide runs. And that's just the opening of the arc. It's fucking amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3cw8qa8YbYNever forget that Jabba saved the Rebellion.
Definitely NOT fake engagement don't let the haters tell you otherwise.
>>745206956was that the umbara nigga?
>>745206956>Filoni Wars fanficLol. Lmao
>>745206956>Pong Krell
>>745206956Glugh Shito mentioned?
>>745208397Only popular with zoomers. No adult watched that fanfic tier garbage or rebels. No, i will not watch the Maul cartoon series. He died in Episode 1.
>>745206956You are making all these names up.
>>745206956>>745207041>>745207262>>745207418>>745207710I was gonna buy this but because Disney lore is so apeshit i wont. Star Wars is just dead. Gonna go play Jedi Outcast instead.
>>745206956BONG SHIPPA GORPLEXED THE KUMBO?
>>745206956What the fuck is that schizo sentence, are those real names? God i hate what star wars has become, prequels and nuSequels are a mistake, the only good thing in the last 2 decades that came out of star wars was the extended universe and old republic shit, and they all nuked that
Faggot here, Krell's plan was to get as many clones killed as possible and pit them against each other with conflicting orders, disguises, etc., and then try to join Dooku after just telling him that he did these things across multiple campaigns. Some of the troopers find out and stop a clone on clone massacre and they detain Krell but he breaks out and starts killing them (he has four arms and two double bladed lightsabers he's pretty cool design-wise) eventually they just execute him and it's supposed to be played off as a pretty dramatic choice by trooper Dogma but he was 100% right to kill himIt's one of the best arcs of the show desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcfV6yUUMhs
>>745206956>100th clone company>Pong krell's???>Hawks and trick served under pong krellThis gibberish has me in tears, I'm fucking dying
>>745209265Andor. Andor is pretty much the best piece of Star Wars media.
>>745209324>and orlol
Why would I care about a fake war between clones and robots? Was George Lucas actually doing a postmodernism when he came up with the clone wars? A war so fake and gay you might not even know if it was happening if you were a civilian in the republic.
>>745206956I like to think I know more about star wars than the average non star wars obsessed homo, what the fuck is a pong krell?
>>745209293The arc that follows is also one of the best, the Slaver arc. I would imagine it's impossible for even the biggest prequel haters to watch either of those and not be swayed.
>>745206956>Bo-Katan Krezelmao is this some dexter jester dude? is his brother called Seloolait Thai Kreze
>>745208791> Recommended: 5 year old 'high end' gpu, equivalent to a 12gb 5070yeah, that checks outi prefer games looking good, rather than sacrificing that in order to run on outdated, decade old hardware
>>745209685>i prefer games looking goodThat's not happening though, games visuals are completely stagnant if you're a normal person and not a piece of shit autist jerking off to stats.
>>745207934pong krell is from one of the few actually good arcs in the clone wars
>>745208828I prefer the Babiboo Arc, I always found the Umbara and Hedindu Arcs boring and predictable.
>>745206956Yeah and did you know that Zip Zooples and Hotchachacha used to serve Globgalgooblegorb? It was revealed in the Gulp Shitto special with Krremp Krudz. Real fans will know.
>>745206956>TCWslopNobody gives a fuck.
>>745209413You can say a lot about George, but you can't call his plot points dumb
>>745209448it's pong but instead of hitting a ball you're hitting crustaceans
It's a clone wars era game. isn't it having Glup Shittos kind of the point?
>>745206956SW galaxy seems incredibly small when they're reusing characters all the time.
>Disney presents Star Slop featuring all your favourite characters like Lamp, Hog, Jedi Master Din Dunuffin, Sack Bento, Plorg Plug and if course everyone's fan favourite; Mongo.
>>745206956I have no idea who these are and I'm just playing it because I like Xcom.
>>745209832Was that supposed to make me laugh? Begone, moron.
>>745207418this is a hiccup though
>>745210167into the trash it goes
I want to make myself clear. I don't give a fuck about Star Wars but I will be buying this game game 1 as I like X-Com likes just like how I don't give a fuck about Marvel but I bought Midnight Suns day 1 as it was a fun X-Com like.
>>745209324I don’t believe you for the simple fact everyone parrots the same opinion (Andor is amazing!!!) But can’t ever give any reason why.
>>745210376It’s leftist propaganda.
>>745210369play TROUBLESHOOTER and abandon this western dogshit. best XCOM like by fucking far
Any word on my favorite character Prost Ate'rubb?
>>745210417Korean slop.
>>745210369Any game with permadeath will always be worth playing. >>745210376Well it makes the Empire seem like an Empire, for starters. I guess reading about the Roman Empire bores you too. Go play spacelasers with the other children.
play xcom if you like xcomi know none of you faggots here played the originals
>>745210376The reason is that it is the thing Disney has made that has the absolute least to do with Star Wars and could have been a completely generic Sci Fi setting without it changing anything.People praise it for NOT being Star Wars.
>>745210471ok retard miss out on the best of the genre see if i give a fuck, enjoy your pronouns
>>745210516I was beating UFO defense every weekend before you were born, anon. Listening to Howard Stern on the radio.
So is Gunt Smegma in the game or not?
He keeps trying to one-up his previous win of least funny poster ever, folks
>>745210376Andor is slightly above mediocre, but in a world of shit that makes it spectacular. It's a show that actually dives into the nitty gritty of how the Empire and Rebels work, which is not well. It can drag in places but it's overall worth watching, especially over any other Disney Wars shit
>>745206956
>>745206956Who?
>>745210565>bragging about playing pee pee poo poo command while listening to jewish vaxx pusherLmao. You boomers are so fucking retarded. We need to stop putting wifi boxes in nursing homes
holy fuck....glorp shitto just shot fungus mcwungus with only a 5% chance to hit....AND XHE FUCKING CRITTED!!!
>>745206956OMG IT'S GLUP SHITTO!!!
>>745207934When did being a lorelet start being a source of pride?
>>745211246When the lore became retarded
Is Dexter Jettster in this game?
>>745211246When it's Star Wars
>>745209960>>745209838I love how yhis anon's fake name IMMEDIATELY took off. >>745207262honestly, reading his comment destroyed my sides. glup shitto is solid gold.
>>745210994So if you don't care about Star Wars any more, there's genuinely no reason to watch it as it's just mediocre spyslop set in REMEMBER THIS land?
>>745208828>this media for toddlers is ackshyually dark and mature
>>745211353Pretty much
>>745211347Glup Shitto has been a meme for years
>>745210376There's rape in it! There's rape so it's for mature adults like meee!!!
I just hope Sith Lord Darth K'rispi Kreme will be back.
>>745211347it's not the first time it's been said here, stop acting like this is fucking YT comments lmao
Who the fuck is Pong Krell, Hawks or Trick?
>>745211347You're trying too hard to fit in
>>745206956actual glup shitto names.
>>745211462I'll put some rape in you. Real mature like.
>>745206956The fucking what now
>>745211517Dude, you *don't* know Pong Krell? How can anyone not know Pong Krell?
>>745211246Its a weird meme 4chan has with Star Wars. They show up in every single Star Wars thread to tell us how bad Disney Star Wars is, but then also proudly brag about they have never watched any Disney Star Wars.
>>745211462Darth Vader would never condone rape...
>>745211353No. He is just being jaded. Star Wars aside, Andor would stand on its own as the best spy thriller show ever made.
>>745211517Legendary Korean pong master Cheong Krell, feat. Tony Hawks and adult video darling Lil' Trick. Don't miss it.
>>745211586Why would I knowingly consume a plate of shit
>>745211525wtf I thought it was a fake name like zanzibart.
>>745206956All the fucking glup shito news is making me less excited for the game.I wanted xcom wars, meaning you plus a squad of faceless shitters that can die, not a bunch of shitty references to cartoons no one watched.
What are you lads making for your squads? Captain Fordo and his ARCs seems like a no brainer
>>745211648No, it's a real name. That's why it's funny
>>745211625What an absolutely ridiculous thing to say.
>>745206956Holy shit THE PONG KRELLUOOOH I'M GONNA LORE ALL OVER THIS THREAD TAKE MY MONEY KATHLEEN KENNEDY
>>745211246When didney bought star wars.
>>745209324Andor is a piece of shit for trannie>>745210376Because its LE DEEP and LE MATURE (It's commie dogshit)
>>745210376It's actually bad.
>Still giving a fuck about anything to do with Star Wars.It was two and a half good films, 50 years ago. Let it go.
>>745211678Pretty much just this. I might add a clone wars clone armor jedi, though.Or a mandalorian squad.Everything else is gay.
>>745208828Ahh, this guy.I used to love Star Wars but it is hard to remember all these wack ass names.
You could come up with any retarded name like BigN Ighah and I couldn't tell if it was a real Star Wars character or not
>>745211517Evil Jedi. Specifically not a Sith.Basically he can sense that all the Jedi will soon die, so he wants out and slowly undermines the Republic to make his escape easier. Highlights a lot of questions about if you're a Jedi, are you basically forced to stay with the sinking ship.
>>745206956so this game is just gonna be filonislop
>>745206956Glup Shitto bros are so back
>>745206956""""""""leak""""""""""I hate marketers and their gayass tricks.
>>745206956Who, who, who and who?
>>745208363oh my god SHUT UP NERD
>>745211772How is Andor commie when it shows the Rebellion was run by a bunch of rich people?
>>745211678Main character will have to be space cowboy, because no matter how you build him, his voice and personality are locked to space cowboy.Aside from that, I will probably do all black on black clones with green visors for tacticool clone action.
>>745212295Literally who's and don't matters.Nothing Disney does matters. Nothing from the animated series matters.
>>745211678Does Star Wars have any sapient snake aliens?
>>745212129I mean lol, but then seriously, Pong and Bo-Katan are actually big characters, not Glub Shittos.
>>745211246When anons figured out it is easier way to be hateful contrarian. In case of SW, somebody could claim to be pro old EU but that would require knowing about old EU. Even complaining about new Disney canon require more familiarity with Disney SW. Can they can freely shit on everything outside of movies without any risk of being called out
>>745210251No. It's confirmed it's going to have a lot of LGBT shit with the main character.They/them pronouns + exploration of queerness.Yeah no. That hiccup ends in a barf.
>>745212591Indians don't watch Star Wars.
I'll never forgive them for doing Cad Bane dirty.
>>745211246when americans started thinking being stupid was a source of pride.
>>745213157Didn't happen.Nothing disney made is real.Wake up, you've been having a nightmare.
post the hot foid torgruta
>>745206956PONG KRELL?THE PONG KRELL???
>>745213304But that dates back as far as there has been Americans.
>>745207041Good first post.
>>745208828My friend streamed this and it wasn't very good.
>>745211591As slave to the dark side, Darth Vader would totally endorse rape However, the military command would probably be against it because it is bad for discipline
>>745206956>>745207041I genuinely have no idea who the fuck pong krell is.>>745207418Pretty much this.
>>745211246Consuming and memorizing the taste of pigshit is a point of pride to you? Wtf
>>745210376people sucked off rogue one so hard that they are incapable of criticizing something associated with it
>>745210167That's a lot of words for jewish wolrdview
>>745206956BETRAYAL BETRAYED METhis game SUUUUUUUUCKSIt has nothing to do with Xcom. NOTHING! NOTHING!
>>745211246>What'?! don't you guys memorize the latest slop merchandising?
>>745206956is glup in?
>>745213643It's from disney cartoon canon 4 handed fish man with double doublesided lightsabers DAAAARKH JEDAAAAIII who hated clones and forced Anakin's and Obi-Wan's clone platton to kill each other in space vietnam, got executed for treason
I dont give a fuck about story in Xcom likes. The story in Midnight Suns was awful but the game was still really fun to actually play.
Who the fuck is Glup Shitto?
>>745209324Andor is basically Kotor 2 if it was good.
>>745206956Pong Krell did nothing wrong.
>>745206956>Star SlopYou're all morons for giving a shit.>>745207041This.
>>745206956No way??? Names I remember like Slim Pompo, F'uk Schildrens AND Pongo Kell in a brand new STAR WARS PRODUCT?????
>>745206956>story leak>no story at all just glup shitto references
>>745206956WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME GORGON FLOZZLE AND PING PONG LONG DONG LINKED UP? SNEED IT FOR FEED IT?
Glup Shitto doesn't hold a candle to Fungo Hairstylios
>Erm, what if we took a simple space opera adventure franchise and make the most blandest characters known to man for literal decades? There's something seriously wrong with Star Wars fags who refuse to drop this franchise
>>745215229DUDE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LATEST STAR SLOP OFFICIAL INSIDER LEAK?BLORK ZORK IS IN
>>745215297>make the most blandest characters known to man for literal decadesBut enough about the original trilogy
New glup shitto dropped
>>745215364Say what you want, but you can't shit on Han Solo
>>745206956Crazy how Disney not only made their own shit bastardization of Star Wars but they also completely destroyed the entire legacy of the single most beloved franchise in history.
>>745211246In star wars? The buyout
>>745215417I'm really glad the Solo movie explained that he got the name from an airport guard who listed him as travelling solo.
>>745215505He's Han SoloHe's Han Solo
Old Republic is the only worthwhile part of this entire IP
>>745215250>Devout zionistFunny what a couple years do to talking points
>retards cheering for Pong Krell when there's no word if Kid Fisto or Spunk Cumco is in yet
>>745215417He is like the one standout character in a bland trilogy hard carried by the special effects
>>745206956>yfw they reveal pong krell and ping koreel were working together the whole time
>>745206956NO FUCKING WAYTHE PONG KRELL?????????
>>745215831>Lando>C3PO>Jabba>Yoda>Vader>Palpatine>ChewbaccaI've cooled off caring about the OT myself, but saying they didn't have colorful characters is just being a contrarian
>>745206956...who?
>>745206956AYO hold up, does that mean Glup Shitto may be returning?
>>745215748>Kid Fisto
>>745208828It was fucking shit, just watched it. If you thought this was the best Star Wars media of all time you're brain dead.
>>745206956>Hawk referred to as a they/themThey cant help themselves can they? What's stopping Saudi Arabia from stepping in, delaying the game, and forcing the devs to add he and she for the MC?
>>745216319Actually explain what’s wrong with it, is it the fact that pong krell is cartoonishly evil?
Absolutely unironically who cares about Disney star shit in the year 2026?
>>745212654>exploration of queernessWait, is this true? I know about the they/them shit as custom made characters can't have he and she in western games anymore but this?
>>745216543Sunk cost fallacy Millenials and Gen Xrs who can't let go. Taking the lore of Star Wars seriously nowadays is just sad.
>>745211279thisevery classic ip has been bastardized in the last 20 years, everyone that inherited these properties are retards and all they make is shit
>>745216543You know the quirk chungus comic of the guy and girl wearing a shirt with a pizza on it?The guy on the right is literally the audience
>>745216601>Sunk cost fallacy Millenials and Gen Xrs who can't let goWell there are not a lot of them since last 2 big SW """products""" bombed hard
>>745216590Yeah. Sorry to inform you about this, but it's the truth. Go and look it up.It's fucking sad in every way.
>>745211246Actually knowing who any of these characters are is a much bigger embarrassment than not knowing.
>>745216484That's a big part of it, yes. Not only cartoonishly evil, but cartoonishly stupid. I get it's supposed to showcase how little he thinks of clones in general, but there would be no reason for him to dismiss an objectively better plan if it appeared.>but he was trying to get everyone killed on purpose!That part doesn't even make sense. How did he manage to give orders to the 212 without going through Kenobi? How in the living fuck did he expect to pit two clone battalions one against the other and none of them figure out they were being duped? How did he even think they would believe his story when Umbarans need a special atmospheric suit to live or whatever, but would somehow be able to wear clone armors? How did they obtain said intact armors? Why would they be wearing 501/212 armors when the other team was supposed to be at a different location on the planet? Why did Rex think it was fine to open Krell's cell when he's a fucking force user and could probably snap his neck if he wanted to? As a matter of fact, why did Krell let himself just get shot in the back?The entire thing makes no sense and just shows how it's a show for toddlers.
>>745216692I think beetlejuice and a few others made it out unskaved.
>>745216938Sub-70 IQ critique.
>>745217049This. The force is female. Just shut up and accept it's the best Star Wars has ever offered. No, xe will not elaborate how it's sub-70 IQ, xe said so so it is how it is. You're probably a toxic cis white male. Be quiet and listen.
>>745217329It's your job to convince people with your arguments. You haven't convinced anyone and you never will because your nitpicks are foolish.
I can no longer tell what's real SW lore and what's a shitpost
No Babu Freek No Buy
>>745216543/co/mblr disney adults.
>>745206956GLUP SHITTO WILL RETURN IN THE GRUNGLEMAN AND BINKUS
>>745211586>4channigga it's everywheresequels killed the brand and all the bullshit steel donut shows went after them and stabbed the body with bayonet to make sure it's really deadonly SW fans left are pure soý elementals and those with hard time coping with loss
>>745217369>your opinion is foolish and mine is not... because it just isn't, okay???
>>745206956I requested a refund but I pre-ordered a few months ago so I don't think I will get it.
>>745215250>no jews at Hogwartsuhmmm, forgot Shlomo Shekelstein sweaty?
>>745217369Wanna know how I can tell you're a moderator on reddit?
>>745216439>What's stopping Saudi Arabia from stepping in, delaying the game, and forcing the devs to add he and she for the MC?probably the licensing deal with Disney they can't alter post-acquisition. I bet there are several contractual tranny loving clauses that would prevent that from happening.But the next star wars games, no way Jose. Disney will have to find another developer and publisher.
>>745212545Yes One of them was even Jedi Master in Prequels. There is also species of literal talking snakes
>>745210417Demo or early access should be by the end of the year for the second game.
>>745217049>>745217369nta but you should kill yourself.
>>745210167>xcom style>nu-xcomfuck this gay industry
>>745217049I expected you to at least greentext every single problem I had with it and explain how wookiepedia coped with it. Couldn't even do that. Thanks for making me waste an hour and a half of my life.
I despise Ahsoka Tano! And not just Ahsoka, but the Mortis gods and the Clone mind control chips too!I hate TCW!
>>745210167>Body type 1 and 2>all heads, masculine or feminine, can be used on either body>all voices, masculine or feminine, can be used on either body>all female heads are various levels of hideous>Hawks is always referred to as "they"
>>745210167>querness and transnessmy preciousss
K Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt
>>745209143Pong Krell's pre disney lore, zoomie.
>>745218873Still Filoni fanfiction garbage, like mind control chips.
Is darth icki in the game?
>>745218535have you really had that image saved on your hard drive for 7 years? you're a fucking loser, dude
>>745209324Season 2 was dogshit, anyone who recommends the series or talks highly of it is mentally retarded.
>>745210167I would say that I am not going to buy this now, but I wasn't going to buy this anyways. Fuck Yidney nuwars and everyone involved with it.
Scrimblo Wars with such great characters as Jedi Master Lo Mein, Blast Uthero and Boss Nas.
>>745219150Thanks! This one I've had saved for the past 960 years
>>745218394CWMMP is better by every metric.
>>745219706>Clone Wars My MyLittle Pony
You know, people crap all over Attack of the Clones but we get to see Anakin slime an entire village of Space Muslims after his mother dies in his arms. That's always worth the price of admission.
>>745219354Don’t forget admiral bone to pick.
>>745206956That's good and all but what about Darth Incelius?
>>745208048I loved both trilogies and I don't have a single clue who any of those characters are nor do I care to find out. Star Wars is the movies made by George Lucas, that's it, everything else is superfluous and less important, by orders of magnitude, to his movies. I have enjoyed numerous Star Wars video games and yet none of them matter, their stories are shit fan fiction. I enjoyed them solely because of their gameplay and aesthetic and that they let me inhabit the general Star Wars universe and atmosphere, I wouldn't have given a crap if there was a Kyle Katarn cameo in Revenge of the Sith.
>>745220021It's spelled Darth Incestuous, retard.
>>745220073how u feel about the sequel trilogy?
>>745219996Also the implication that she was raped was pretty harsh.
>>745219996I bet you will like that one marvel Vader comic where he kills sand people each time he is on planet
>>745221380It's just a tradition.
>>745219150You on the left?
>>745219150NTA but i have every picture i've saved from this website since 2005, tranny
>>745210167thanks anon, easy skip
>>745217939lol
>>745207710more like>>Hawk >who?>>Trick>who?>>Pong Krell>who?>>Bo-Katan Kreze>who?
I got rebel fatigue, I wanna do evil empire shit
>>745223320What? Are you heckin fascist nazi chud??? Thats not cool sir
SEAs are freaking out about this because this is the first SW game with remotely interesting looking gameplay to get released in years
>>745223290The only names I really remember (apart from the legacy characters) are for the wrong reasonsJar-Jar binksReyVice Admiral HoldoOsha Aniseya (Star Wars Acolyte)Kay Vess (Star Wars Outlaws)Reva (Obi Wan TV show)Rose Tico
>>745213405reminds me of the "Jean Wilder" scene from Romancing the Stone.
BLINGBLOD WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE YUMYAMS?!
>>745224940But where does Darth Badman fit into all of this!?
>>745206956wtf is a pong krell?
>>745225159He sided with Admiral Bone-to-Pick
>>745206956Is the main villain Captain I’ma BadGuy?
>>745207041/thread
>>745224179>xcom>gameplay
>>745219150Is there something incorrect in the analysis?
OMG PONG KRELL HE CREATED THE SEAT CUSHIONS FOR THE MILLENIAL FALCON OUT OF BANTA PUBIC HAIR
>>745208828
>>745217939my side are in orbit
>>745206956>GLORP AND FURK SERVED UNDER DONG KRILL?! WAOW!Modern Star Wars Fandom and its repercussions have been a disaster for the human race.
>>745229069It's been a bigger disaster for Yidsney who spent a gorillion jewbux on the franchise and still haven't made their money back over a decade later.
>>745208397why did they cancel it then?
>>745208864>WABBA CHONGA WABBA GONGA GUBA
Alright, fellow fanfiction faggots. Give me your best Clone Wars fics that heavily feature both fleet and ground battle tactics.
>>745206956And then Horton heard many Whos that dayWhat a shame it was in response to a game thats mad gay
>>745206956CARBONITE FOR PONG KRELL? HAWKS AND TRICK CAUGHT FLOOPING A BLINT
>>745210167Man, reading this as it devolves in real time is a sight to behold.
>>745206956I just want a character action/waifu dress-up simulator starring Aayla Secura.
>>745209113I'm almost 40 and think it's the third best Star Wars work overall.First is A New Hope.
>>745207041
>>745206956>So we know that Hawk and Trick used to serve under Pong Krell. We also know Bo-Katan Kreze is making an appearanceLiterally fucking who?
>>745210167
>>745206956thank allah that i have no idea what the fuck this means or if it's even satire.
>>745206956100th clone company sounds so shit. 501 (five-oh-first) and 212 (two-twelve) sound cool and roll of the tongue. But 100 (one hundredth? One-oh-oh?) just sounds stupid.
>>745206956Nobody cares about Hauk, Tuah, or Ping PongDisney Wars is a zombie franchise
>>745231265I dunno, we have 100th company shit in real life
>>745231265Just say Hundredth.
>>745231886Sounds shit.
De wanna wanga
>>745231989Hundredth Company doesn't sound bad.
>>745211246When the lore became trash, about 20 years ago.
>>745211246when bad fanfiction became official lore
>>745206956HAWK AND TRICK HOOKED UP WITH PONG KRELLNEED IT OR KEEP IT?
>>745206956the only star wars movie i've ever watched was the phantom menace
The thing with turn based sci-fi/futuristic RPGs is that unlike the usual high fantasy games, where class stereotypes are pretty clear, sometimes it becomes harder to know what exactly is the best class/weapon combo to achieve a specific build. If I want for example one control char, one single target DPS char, one AoE dmg and a tank I have no clue what to pick for most of them besides maybe the tank which is prolly the heavy.
>>745233961>I have to play around with my video gameEgads! How terrible
>>745219996>go into a low-level area as an endgame player and absolutely demolish low-level enemies because of early game experience/general destressLiterally me
>>745210168The Xupp Suyccy art is better tbqh
>>745206956I think Star Wars is that kind of nerd shit where people should make fun of those that like it.
>>745210167>Franchise about warrior monks with laser swords and cool spaceships and robots that go beep boop and faceless goons in cool armor and weird aliens and exotic planets and space wars>For some reason star wars writers in 2026 want to talk about queerness and transness instead of all that cool shit Just end it already. Everything produced since 2015 has been one big fucking joke.
>>745207262Now every time I hear of Star Wars I think of Glup ShittoWhat a meme
>>745234756No insult can hurt more than what Disney has done to the franchise.
>>745218932guy is proof that wops should stay in butcher shops
>>745208397and rightfully soFiloni gave it the much needed depth that the prequels were lacking
>pong krellGleep Glorp sisters...
>>745207041Wait until you hear about how Glup Shitto factors into this....
>>745210167Am I petty that this is enough to make me not want to buy the game?
>>745206956I refuse to believe there are over 9,000 people on this Earth that know who all three of these characters are and how they fit into the current lore.
>>745237609>using AIslop for Obi-Wan and Ahsoka>not hot threesomes with Padme, Ahsoka, and AnakinYou had one job
>>745231265>baby discovers alliteration
>>745238416I'm asking this question myself right now, I've played far woker games
>>745210167there goes my interestmaybe I'll pick it up on a deep sale
>>745206956>Pong KrellPong Farr's incel brother?
NO FREAKING WAY! Lois! LOIS! GET IN HERE! PONG KRELL IS ON THE 4CHAN!
>>745238616Goon on your own time, Mr. Filoni, the company needs you.
>>745210167They could've had the player be an ayy lmao
>>745207262Scrimblo bimblo has retvrned!!!1!
>>745238616kek
>>745210376Its like "Serious" Star Wars. Where you actually see the beginnings of the Rebels. It was shot in real locations with real sets. Its wasn't made for merchandising (and believe me, this pissed off Disney). Also once you watch it you come to realize how shitty Rogue One.
>>745233961Single target is prolly the sharpshooter/scroundrel hybrid, the control char is some kind of scout (can generate more AP/actions) also specialized with whatever class increases grenade count to spam stuns/EMP (I think theres dual classing) and the AoE is either one of the droids tossing grenades or a soldier with a heavy blaster+grenades. This is what I could take from some footage.
>>745239126You know it's serious and grown up because there is an entire plotline around lesbians that could be completely cut out and change nothing.
>>745239126Oh, believe me, I already know how shitty Rogue One is.
>>745212394You must ignore any retard that calls something "commie". He's just parroting Trump while at the same time I'm sure he's said Putin is based as fuck.
>>745239202Except it isn't even a complete plotline. Its that Glup Shitto old guy who says "Ander" breaking them because he's not fucking around with his pawns.
The ONLY good thing about blAndor is the ISB.And also that it guzzled Disney's money and brought them no return kek
>>745239231Ok, and as someone who saw Rogue One and thought "wow that was terrible" once you watch Andor you get this sense of "wow, what the fuck has Disney done to Star Wars? Why didn't they get this guy to make Rogue One?". The writer of the of movie wrote and directed the show, but I think his version of Rogue One was completely butchered and they didn't let him direct it. If you remember back then Solo was also a mess that they fired the directors and had to get Ron Howard to salvage it. Like Mandalorian season 1 was cool, it was just Lone Wolf and Cub, and then women discovered it and a Switch got flipped to mass merchandise Baby Sneed. Obiwan was supposed to be a movie but they cut it down into little piece and added the baby Leia garbage and the black annoying sith girl. Genuinely the worst series Disney has out out with the Star Wars name. Andor is basically a show about the rebels and nothing else and it works as a prequel better than Rogue One. You don't need a cast of magic minority fighters who know King Fu and quirky quips, you need a cast of believable minorities who are ready to murder Imperials and blow shit up.
>>745239536>it guzzled Disney's money and brought them no return kekYou must really love The Acolyte
>>745239536This also. If you ever wanted an accurate glimpse at Imperial politics this is it. These guys are more in line with the Imperials you would see in a New Hope and Empire.
>>745206956Pong Krell? THE Pong Krell? The famous jizz band musician who felled an entire clan of gundarks on Bloppus Prime? The Pong Krell who saved Dexter Jettster from a group of wild niggros and gave him the idea to start a 50s themed diner on courscant? The Pong Krell who yeeted baby yeed into a sarlacc pit? THAT Pong Krell?!?!?!?
>>745239708Hell no, they were set to rape my boy Plagueis. No amount of Disney burning their money is worth that.
>>745239708People actually watched the acolyte tho because it has the guy from Squid Games, Trinity from the Matrix, and some zoomer black Jewish girl that I'm supposed to care about. Acolyte is a good reason why you shouldn't let lesbians be show runners because they just put their partner/wife in the show and ignore everything else.
>>745219150how new do you have to be to not recognize that post
>>745239889>we have Trinity from the Matrix, you guys like her, right?>she dies in the first scenekek
>>745207041fpbp
>>745206956>SLURPI FAGGI AND DR. BUTTO SERVED UNDER GLUP SHITTO???? HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!
>>745218745holy shit it's curtains for Zooshka
>>745209324Andor is good but it's wasted on this retarded setting. None of it makes any fucking sense when you think about it existing in the same universe as Prequels or all the Filoni shit.
>>745209685Dude this looks worse than chinese phone games.
>>745211586I can tell Kylo Ren is a shit character just by looking him as well as what the writers did to the OG Star Wars cast, so I don't need to know more
>>745239231>>745239646I actually thought Rogue One was decent, but maybe that's 'cause I watched it shortly after TFA and TLJ, with TLJ being excruciatingly terrible.
>>745218932>"filoni fanfiction">created and executive produced by George Lucas?????
>>745239980That's when I knew Disney fucked up.
Those half a century old franchises really need to fucking die. Seriously there should be limits to milking. The cow is already dead and necro'd multiple times. Nobody normal still cares about any of this shit.
>>745240286Well Filoni shit isn't canon, so it does I fit. Now all we need is something after Episode 3 that shows the downfall of the clones. We haven't gotten any media about that. (Again, Clone Wars/Filoni slop is not canon).
>>745240519>Lucasfilm>Sold by George Lucas to Disney??????
>>745240670All of that trash is canon. All of it.
>>745210251Respawn sort of gave it a hiccup with the Jedi games but then they for no reason got cucked multiple times over. They were supposed to do a Mandalorian inspired bounty hunter FPS and Jedi 3 but instead Jedi 3 seems to have been delayed and they did this one so they've been taken over by retards. The Mandalorian game was canceled and Jedi 3 is shaping up to be a shitshow if these same people wrote that (the OG creative director left so who knows how it'll turn out).
>>745240746It isn't. Its Filoni fanfic.>Georgy boy did Story By and Produced!!!And? People should know by now that far more creative and talented people are responsible for Empire and Jedi.
>>745238416Nah im kinda feeling the same now. Weird how not a single "reviewer" mentioned this once
>>745206956HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S GLUP SHITTO. GLUP SHITTO IS HERE
>>745240743How is this relevant? What was made by the creator of Star Wars is canon and can't be fanfiction by definition, regardless if he'd sold it years later. Everything else isn't. That doesn't change anything.
>>745219996>shmi dies despite her wounds not appearing serious enough to actually kill her>padme wills herself to die to avoid raising her children>that one padme double is caught in the middle of an explosion and only gets a light cut on her face. And dies. Somehow.Bunch of weak, lazy cunts in these prequels
This franchise is a rotting corpse and only people still caring about it are 40+ dudes who grew up watching it and simply can't let go. Fucking chinks make better space settings now than SW ever was. No wonder it was such a massive fucking flop there.
>>745240938Its fanfic, anon. At no point in episode 1 2 or 3 did they ever once bring up Darth Sickus, Lord Evilus, Asohka, Palpatine time traveling, Clone Squad "The Baldy Boys", etc.
>>745240851>People should know by now that far more creative and talented people are responsible for Empire and Jedi.That never happened. Everything that made Empire and Jedi iconic came from Lucas. Lucas wrote the story for both films and micro-managed them. Kershner hasn't made anything else notable in his career, the only thing that made him famous was working with George Lucas. Jedi was basically ghost-directed and written by Lucas too. Low tier ragebait or retarded redditor, call it. Either way, you should die IRL, embarrassing manchild.
>>745241075This is just generic weeb slop, anon. This shit goes back tot he 80s.>The only people who care about star wars are the old fansNo shit??
>>74524115890% of old fans no longer care. Only brand drones are left.
>>745241089I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
>>745207041this, I don't know why anyone gives a single fucking shit anymore. a glup shitto cameo might have been a big deal pre-disney but there has been literally fucking NOTHING interesting done with any of them, ever. member when Darth Vader showed up in Outlaws for twenty seconds just so that he can force choke an underling? no you fucking don't. the only good disney SW content is Andor, which had none of that shit, so SW fans fucking despise it.
>>745233756>Ctrl+f: "need it or"Of course
>>745217927SteamCHADS gave me my $64.79 back
>>745206956>Ninth JediI forgot about it. How was S1?
>>745241151The script writers and directors are of their two movies are responsible for 90% of your star wars memories. Look at a New Hope. The direction, cinematography, and writing is leaps beyond a New Hope. To the point that the actual directors got tired of Lucas trying to back seat direct. This is why the prequels feel like episodic while the originals feel like their own movie.
>>745241261>B-BUH-BUH LUCAS SAID-don't care, Ahsoka and Spider Maul and all the other fanfic isn't in the films, cry about it.
>>745241261Where's that live action show? Why did the father sell off his project to "white slavers"? LMAO
>>745241151>Jedi was basically ghost-directed and written by Lucas too.That's why it's the worst of the OT
>>745208828>It's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media of all time.It's really not.t. someone who enjoyed the clone wars series up until the writers shit the bed, half the episodes were following original villain characters do not steal, and then they clearly lost the licence to continue so gave up and wrote gibberish for the last few episodes.
Lucas should have just released the Throne Room scenes for Return of the Jedi and just tossed the rest of it in the trash. It's not like Harrison Ford or Carrie Fisher would have given a shit with how they phoned it in.Worst movie out of all six.
>>745241736The whole Jabba thing was kino. They should have shown the beginning of Luke going to Obiwans but and finding spare parts for a new lightsaber.
>>745241564You clearly do care since you can't stop moaning and crying about it every chance you get, lol.>B-BUH-BUH LUCAS SAID-That's right. What the creator of Star Wars said takes the highest priority and is the absolute truth when it comes to his creation, Star Wars.Cope, seethe, and keep deluding yourself like a tranny with an aching, infected axe wound.
>>745210376It gives me a smug sense of superiority where it treats the setting seriously by deconstructing it and rebuilding a grey, adulting world, in its place.
>>745210167Dropped. I don't care if you insert gay shit into your game but I don't want my self insert to be a "they".They should stop being lazy and just ley you pick your pronouns, isn't that the politically correct thing?
>>745241736Han should've stayed dead and the Wookie Rebellion should've stayed in instead of Ewoks. As it is no one except Luke and Leia have anything to do anymore so theyre just standing around shooting at shit.
>>745241075This looks bad
>>745206956GLUP SHITTO WAS BEHIND IT ALL???!!!??
>>745241628>Where's that live action show?Star Wars: Underworld. There were hundreds of scripts written. It was years of pre-production, but it was too expensive to make at the time. There was no technology at the time to make the live-action show with the scale Lucas wanted.>Why did the father sell off his project to "white slavers"?Because he got a newborn child and it would take him a decade to make a new trilogy by himself. He wanted to retire and raise a kid. He thought he was gonna have a say in the direction the franchise would go since he'd already started the new trilogy and wrote the story treatments, but he was unfortunately outmaneuvered by disney kikes.
>>745206956Does anyone really give a shit? Genuinely
>>745241825Hey buddy, that's not me, but I agree. Bringing back Maul would have been cool if it wasn't executed so poorly.
The whole oppressed (space) Mexicans bit was super corny in Andor. Most of the scenes you couldn't even tell it was a Star Wars show.
>>745215748>Kid FistoI regret to inform you that kid fisto is a real character from star wars
>>745241482The only things that are considered good and iconic in Lawrence Kasdan's career are the ones where he worked with George Lucas, who actually conceived the stories and told him what to do and stopped him from his shitty ideas. Remember, Kasdan wanted Luke to become evil in RotJ, for example. Like he completely missed the point of the story. And then he wrote The Force Awakens. The story of Indiana Jones was also conceived by Lucas. Irvin Kershner, the director of Empire Strikes Back, hasn't made anything else notable in his entire career. He is remembered for working on George Lucas' project - the only thing that is considered iconic and good. See what's happening here? There is one common ingredient here: George Lucas. Whom you try to diminish for some petty, ignorant reason, because you are an ignorant subhuman.
>>745242168>Most of the scenes you couldn't even tell it was a Star Wars show.And that's a good thing. Its just a good scifi show.
>>745208363i have been a star wars fan for like 30 years and the only word i understood was mandalorian and jedi.
>>745241825>What the creator of Star Wars said takes the highest priority and is the absolute truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3u70WELSEgyeah... I really don't care about what other retcons that faggot creates, sorry bud.keep stamping your feet and yelling "daddy said so", I'm sure that will magically make this shit good.
>>745241996>but he was unfortunately outmaneuvered by disney kikesLucas wasn't "outmaneuvered" you moron they simply didn't adapt any existing story treatments.
>>745242306You can't even tell it's a sci fi show, it felt like your average weepy bullshit Netflix show set in a modern American city, though I didn't get far.
>>745242249>hasn't made anything else notable in his entire career.Probably because he made so much money and could just kick back. Its what happened to Lucas. This guy had enough money to do whatever movies he wanted but he didn't. Lucas was good when he was limited, that's why THX 1138 is his best work. But then he does stupid shit like special editions that look "modern". He's not actually a genius, he was just good at taking other things and putting them together. Same way like Scorsese, someone who has watched a lot of classic films so when he makes his own it's built on that knowledge. Lucas had all those adventure serials, Kurosawa movies, an interesting World War 2 (even made a movie about WW2 that nobody watched). Putting lasers and space ships in WW2 is probably the best thing he ever did.
>>745242430I remember watching the first episode and seeing that mopey mestizo beg multiple women for whatever he was after and I tuned out. This might be fine for reddit socialists who think jannies should have six figure salaries but not for me.
>>745242430Sneed more bitch. Andor shits all over Netflix slop (except Dark).
Have you signed it anon?
>>745242574Anon that's literally the first minute of the show. You didn't watch shit, but you wouldn't know a good show if it pissed in your mouth.
>>745242783>censoring Hitler
>>745242783Where's the form where Lucas needs to apologize to fans for selling Lucasfilm to Disney?
>>745242534Now you're moving goalposts, because you're a retarded subhuman, as has already been explained. Your original claim being "teh best Star Wars movies were made by people more talented than Lucas", but then it turns out that Lucas was the one who conceived the story and micro-managed the movies in question, and the people who are supposedly "more talented" than Lucas haven't done anything notable in their careers other than following Lucas' orders. THX 1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars 1977 are better than anything non-Star Wars Irvin Kershner has ever directed in his life. The only times Kasdan's scripts were good is when he was working with Lucas.>>745242367There's nothing wrong with this scene. It's a callback to when Darth Vader was born. It's also not a "retcon". It's Lucas' fucking movie and his story. Lmao.
>>745242824>Anon that's literally the first minute of the showThen why should I watch more of it?
>>745242852Here.
>>745242875>Moving goal postsDidn't read. Gave you a reason.>>745242895Stick to the Office and Big Bang Theory.
>>745242783>natalie portman is midYes she is. And her acting was by far the worst of any other character. Even dexter jetster and glup shitto were acting circles around that jewish stick bug.
>>745243007And your reason is retarded, ignorant and wrong about everything, just like you are. I accept your concession, tranny.>shilling Trandor to bootLol. Lmao even. Trandorfags never beating the allegations of being pretentious dimwits.
>>745208828>It's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media of all time.The sole justification for the animated Filoni shows is that they managed to take something as retarded Darth Maul surviving Phantom Menace into an actually good story line.
>>745242875>There's nothing wrong with this scene>defending the special editionanon....
>>745243449The gayly named Savage Oppress could have been tweaked slightly and given Maul's story and it would have been fine without trying to tell me that the dude I watched get cut in half and thrown down a bottomless pit was actually too mad to die.
>>745229510Yidsney wanted to focus on Rei and feminism
>he's jak postingLmao still didn't read, nigga.>>745243449Its embarrassing. Lucas could have just made something new but he didn't.
>>745206956>Pong Krell. We also know Bo-Katan Kreze is making an appearance. So there is potential we could see interactions between Krell and KrezeFiloni OCs. Filoni OCs. You will get stories about Filoni OCs fighting other Filoni OCs. OMG, it's heckin Filoni OC and Filoni OC from Filoni show. All of Star Wars is being held hostage by this manchild smashing his action figures together and we're supposed to clap for it.
>>745244106erm acktually George Lucas put his name on Filoni's show so you have to pretend it's equivalent to the movies
>>745244106>All of Star Wars is being held hostage by this manchild smashing his action figures togetherYou have to admit there's something oddly poetic about it
>>745208828>It's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media of all time.No, fuck you, I'm tired of people glazing this shit. I was 14 during that season of Clone Wars, right in the target demographic. It was just ok. People dying in Star Wars is nothing new or unique to the setting. In the pre-Disney books, they had psycho aliens from another galaxy raze Coruscant to the ground and turn it into a jungle. Misery and death in Star Wars spinoffs is nothing new and nothing the Umbara Arc did was especially interesting or well-written.
>>745217939WINGOYDIUM OYVEYOSA
>>745215748For me it's Plo Koon.
>>745244521It's gotta be Yarael Poof.
>>745243598He wouldn't have the same dual seethe obsession for Obi-Wan and Palps, or at least it wouldn't have the same punch. When he meets Obi-Wan on Tatooine when they're both old and weathered and they have their little back and forth is perfect, especially after having seen how Mauls obsession with revenge has consumed him and robbed both of them of better lives. They've become a mirror of one another, but one knows how to let go and the other doesn't. Then he dies trying to take whatever Obi-Wan was protecting from him, only to realize before he dies that Obi-Wan was protecting Palp's downfall and he seems to sort of learn to get go, yet his last thought is still about revenge. It's such a nice little character show case of the light and dark side.
>>745244106I'll take that over Kathleen Kennedy.
>>745244521For me it's Wat Tambor. The entire Separatist council is just the dopest thing in the realm of Glub Shittos I can't get enough of how insane they are.
Wasn't Pong Krell the chud who pit two clone battalions against each other just for fun?
>>745244665Poggle The Lesser for me.
>>745244593>Anakin when he's attacking the Jedi Temple and he runs into this guy who has a neck about 2 feet long
>>745244716Based nice choice I fucking love that guy too I kind of want to change now but I won't Poggle is yours.
>>745244698Yes
>>745244660Kathleen Kennedy, for all her faults and the way she completely ruined the sequel trilogy, somehow got us Andor. Filoni has done fuck all for Star Wars unless you enjoy jerking off to barely legal alien girls.
>>745244665It's too bad they didn't get the hilarious deaths they deserved.
>>745244779Fair point, but I ultimately consider the way she handled post Endor as catastrophic for any future world building or really doing anything interesting with the post Endor setting, which was fucking peak in the EU. The warlords era was the shit.
This is meaningless for anyone who didn't watch Clone Wars. A shitty Saturday morning cartoon- although I like the Jedi hebe padawan.
>>745244943Kino
>>745244750To be honest, outside of Poggle The Lesser and Wat Tambor, the only CIS higher up I remember the name of is Nute Gunray.
>>745206956More like Star Wars: Zero Sales.
don't know what this meansi have never consumed any non-vidya star warsi will be playing zcom and enjoying seeing pong for atari working with botan from YYH or whatever the fuck you are talking about
Nothing about Andor even sounds appealing.>Ah, wow guys, they made this show with a heavier tone and lots of le morally grey characters in our setting about good vs evilSuck a bag of dicks, and go back to watching wank of thrones
>>745244943That Revenge of the Sith book has no busibess being as good as it is.
>>745245032>To be honest, outside of Poggle The Lesser and Wat Tambor, the only CIS higher up I remember the name of is Nute Gunray.I'm basically in the same boat. My brother and I just look up the wookiepedia article from the separatist council and just laugh at it. It's become something of an injoke. We just like sending each other wookie articles from random glub shittos and just looking at the quotes and their profile picture and just laughing at how absurd it is. We are lapsed star wars fans who stopped caring around the year 2003 or so.
>>745244943You left out the most kino line>We were promised a handsome reward>I am your reward. You don't find me handsome?
>>745207710please, mr. vader was my fathercall me darth
>Pong Krell> Bo-Katan Kreze Are these real names? What's the fake Ledditor Star Wars character? Shit Festizio? Same thing here.
Why the fuck do they feel the need to connect everything? Make everything self contained, its a whole fucking galaxy we dont need to keep following the same characters everywhere.
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>>745245102>Suck a bag of dicks, and go back to watching wank of thronesGame of Thrones isn't really a morally grey franchise anyways it's kind of just been painted as one. It's just the storytelling is morally grey in the sense that the good guys don't always win. The characters themselves are obviously good vs evil and it's pretty heavy handed but there are also alot of face/heel turns. It's actually just soap opera shit with a thin layer of sophistication via "world building." So whenever people make this critique I just roll my eyes but I understand why people do it because of the amount of idiot pretentious asswipes that make video essays about this kind of stuff are always harping on about how brilliant thrones was.
Holy shit, THE Binglor Bongus, hero of the 42 parsec milk run of YE 778?? The same Binglor Bongus that designed Vader's helmet padding at the Darth Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center???
>>745207041lmfao
>>745245102>lots of le morally grey characters in our setting about good vs evilOther than Luthen, there really aren't any morally grey characters in Andor. They start the show by having Cassian kill a couple security guards to show him being edgy, but they had literally just tried to kill him seconds earlier. It's very much still a black and white morality tale. Whenever the show tries to make a character morally grey, it goes out of its way to justify that character's actions well in advance. Mon Mothma killing her business partner looks bad on the face of it and she gets blackout drunk to drown the guilt, but objectively he was about to sell her (and the entire Rebellion) out to the Empire. >>745245160The chapter where Palpatine tempts Anakin by playing on his greed ("look out the window, name anything, it's yours") was pure kino and it's a crime that it was left out of the movie. It's exactly the way that a devil analogue character would tempt someone who grew up a slave with nothing.
>>745229704is an anime crossover with few fleet battles so far fine
>>745244779>Kathleen KennedyPeople really need to stop blaming everything on this ugly bog hag. There is absolutely no chance that this dumb whore had much in the way of authority at Yidsney over the sequels or any other projects. If she did her own SW movies wouldn't have gotten canned.
>>745211246For Star Wars? Literally since forever.Lorefaggots in Star Wars were already rightfully mocked even before the first trilogy was finished, let alone after all the fanfiction books lol
>>745245392>Game of Thrones isn't really a morally grey franchise anyways it's kind of just been painted as one. A lot of this comes down to the show failing to properly adapt the books. In the books, Tywin's whole empire collapses before his body is even cold. Cersei literally burns down the Tower of the Hand. Meanwhile, in the North, you have an entire army rising up against the Boltons and marching to near certain death just because of how much respect they had for Ned and for Robb.
>>745245432RoTS would be like 4 hours if everything was kept in.And some stuff could only be done now, like the cut parts of Count Dookus fight. Back then the face replacement effects were really shitty, only with AI you can replace a face with near perfection.
>>745206956YEEEES FINALLY THE STORY OF GLUP SHITTO
>>745216938>when Umbarans need a special atmospheric suit to live or whatever,That's just armor, if clones are fine walking around without helmets, the native inhabitants can definitely survive on their own world
>>745245240>>We were promised a handsome reward>>I am your reward. You don't find me handsome?So this is why he was burned in the lava at mustafar. George really is a genius with the irony it's classic like all of the great stories in the western canon. Hubris leads to an ironic downfall. Poetry it just rhymes.
>>745245432>That part after Obi-Wan escapes Utapau and he's sitting in a room alone with Yoda and he starts thinking about how everyone he has ever met and considered a friend has most probably died and he starts to have a panic attack
>>745245539>RoTS would be like 4 hours if everything was kept in.They should have just done it because what we ended up getting was pretty bad. We are missing alot of the characterization. Reading these excerpts here colors in the lines alot better than the final product. Even if the content is very cliche it's better than what we ended up getting. I was one of the few guys that walked out of Revenge unhappy I remember all of the other dorks were raving about how great it was in comparison to the last 2 films but it didn't hit with me.
This is probably the funniest marketing thread I've seen on /v/. I applaud every glupshittoposter
>>745245708lmao
>>745245708
>>745245539>RoTS would be like 4 hours if everything was kept in.Part of the problem, and this is *the* big problem with the prequels, is that ROTS is forced to do practically all the heavy lifting for the entire prequel trilogy. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are a waste of nearly 4 hours of screentime. Everything Obi-Wan told Luke about in A New Hope (when I met your father he was already a great pilot, I chose to train him, he was a good friend, yadda yadda) is condensed into the first 30 minutes of ROTS.
>>745210525>>745212654>>745241861>LGBTQ+ agenda>they/them pronounsGoddammit. All I wanted was a good Star Wars games without the wokeness.
>>745245793Speaking of legendary Glups we really need to get to the bottom of this. I've been patiently waiting the last 30 years just to see an adaptation of the story of Max Rebo. Hopefully Yidsney finally answers my prayers.
>>745244943>left in pieces
>>745209296This, reminds me of chinese history of the princess ping pong and prince nin nong pong, and having secrete relation ship with queen king nong and they had wild orgies with general kang tong at house liu wong kwong. Most (9.5/10) fan base is stupid, starwars fans takes the crown, second being nintendies and then fagout nu faggas and then final fantasy 7.
>>745245439Yeah. I was actually already reading one like that. Is it the Tanya one?
>>745233756SpottemGottem is a glup shitto of the rap world. In fact rap probably has more ridiculous glup shittos than star wars there are alot of parallels.
>>745246272>This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker, forever...sad!
>>745246272Until he throws a guy down a hole and achieves universal oneness.
>>745230268>Aayla SecuraNow that's a name I haven't heard in a whileAhsoka Tano stole all of her thunder. Now Aayla Secura is just another Glup Shitto.
>>745246336Nah its madoka x star wars. Ongoing. archiveofourownorg/works/86810309fucking system this isn't spam
>>745229025>>745228945This is one of the few times where I feel like I can safely post "I can't...."Because I haven't laughed this hard in years. This thread is gold.
>>745246514I prefer the original
>>745247001>schmi after taking miles of Big Tusken Cock and small jawa cock
>>745246632Oh cool. I'll check it out. I think I browsed passed it when I was looking for stuff there because Madoka is definitely not a crossover I expected to be good
>>745210376>Andor discussion on /v/>half the replies glaze it the other half have clearly never watched itNobody knows how to criticize media on its own merits anymore.Since I have literally nowhere else in my life to talk about this shit, I have to take the opportunity to say it. Season 1, 9.5/10. Season 2, fucking like 6/10.Every single three-episode arc in S1 is brilliant, the only thing that docks it a half point is that episode 2 is a glacially-paced nothingburger that barely adds to the narrative.S2 is nearly a complete dumpster fire, saved only by the writers managing to sneak in a satisfying arc between the state-mandated tone-obliterating slapstick comedy or preaching opinion pieces. Fucking gross. The whiplash you feel between a season that Disney didn't know existed and a season they had their soulless, creativity-sucking mitts all over is cataclysmic.
>>745206956None of these character names are real. You just made them up.
>>745207041>>745207262It is funny how this meme becomes more potent as time goes on and Star Wars drifts further and further away from the original continuity
>>745247562>The whiplash you feel between a season that Disney didn't know existed and a season they had their soulless, creativity-sucking mitts all over is cataclysmic.This is the reason why I'm optimistic for Zero Company, its like both of the companies involved barely even know bit reactor is making this game, it barely gets mentioned let alone marketed.
>>745246272It's a serious missed opportunity that the book didn't end on that last line.
>>745211525Neelix doesn't deserve to be associated with this slop. He is 10x the character any Star Wars character is.
I dont know why im so easily amused but all the OMG THE PONG KRELL?!?!?! posts are making me laugh my ass off
>dude glup shitto meets up with dr glup and dr shitto to form the ancient brigade alluded to in a show from 2007 nobody watched
>>745238416Not really
