>I'VE GOT TESTICLES OF TUNGSTEN
>>745214527>I'M GOING TO REMOVE YOUR CRANIUM AND DEFECATE DOWN YOUR OESOPHAGEUS
>>745214527>COJONES OF COBALT
>>745214527>DELECT YOURSELF IN FECES AND CEASE TO EXIST
>>745214527>feces is an unfortunate occurrence
>this is what gen x boomers thought was cool
>duke nukem 64 if eurocom had at least 18-24 months of development on itThey only had a year at best.
>I have arrived at this location to masticate a piece of polysaccharide stick and apply force to a potential opponent's gluteus maximus via foot
>>745214527>I'VE GOT TESTICLE TORSION
log off of Ventrilo or i'll arrange for you to be folded in half
>I'm not gonna fuck you. I'm gonna lick your ass.
>>745214527if they ever make another duke game, there needs to be an easter egg referencing that video
I wish the series to return but man, Duke Nukum Forever is such a shitshow. Loading screens inbetween EVERY fucking level? The game not only had no direction, it itself didn't even know what it was supposed to be.
>>745214527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krPH0cWIP5U
He doesn't say that. That's not what he says.
>>745216186George B. himself made the game suffer from feature creep because he saw another game use it. He constantly kept pissing off the small dev team for years up to 2005 in which the entire team fucked off at around the christmas season because they got sick of his retarded ass.
>>745216356shut up nerd
>>745215895of steel?
>>745215773duke is on the same level as gex as a "serious" character
>>745216186It's a shitshow but as a tech demo it's fucking great. You can interact with everything, lights, toilets, vending machine, chalkboard, etc.It was a nice preview of the future and how interactive they'll all be.And then it never happened, fuck video games
>>745214527>YES, CHUNK OF PIE
>IVE GOT GUNS FROM DLC! DLC DLC DLC DLCCCCCCC!
>>745215418>SCROTUM OF STEEL>BALLS OF BASALT
>>745215895>putting a bandolier on your dickDamn.
>>745214527>>745215418>>745219469It always annoys me more than it should when people make synonyms to a phrase have alliteration when the original didn't have it.
>I'VE GOT BALLS OF COTTON CANDY
Don't sugarcoat it , does the p Duke Nukem series have any chance of returning in this day and age?
>>745221035No chance so long the IP is under Gearbox's ownershipEven if they made one, it'd just be a different flavor of Borderlands
>>745214527GET OFF OF MY VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
>>745221035No.
I can't believe how hard Forever murdered this franchise. Literally not ONE Duke game since then.
and I'm all out of shit
>>745221035Take Two will probably "rent" Duke out to random bullshit like COD or Fortnite but as it is I doubt there's any real appetite from a big AAA publisher on making a single player focused retro shooter.You've got better luck with indie boomer shooters like Last Exterminator or Brutal John 2 or whatever or maybe 3D Realms will do something Duke adjacent like they did with Ion Fury. There's an appetite for Duke Nukem but it's in the hands of people unwilling to do anything with it other than occasionally mention it's in their IP catalog.
I don't know why you retards always have to make these with the same starting letters when the originals don't.It's starting to make me an irritable Iglesias
>>745221958>bro doesn't appreciate alliteration
>I'VE GOT NUTS OF NICKEL
I've got Memes of Cheems.
Blow it out your ass.
>>745214527>I'VE GOT STONES OF CERAMITE
>>745216343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVag2Nwaug
>>745224090
>BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS BAWLS>BAWLS O STEYELL
>>745220706I am consistently more frustrated than is warranted when individuals introduce repetitive initial sounds to rephrased text where none previously existed.
>>745221746It makes perfect sense. People saw that trailer from 2001 and were HYPED for a game promoting itself as the future of FPSes. When it came out, not only was it extremely dated but it didn't live up to any of that hype not to mention most people stopped caring about Duke during that period of time. Broussard should've just aimed for a 2001-2003 release date so that the game looked and played fantastic and was relatively up to date. Yeah Doom 3 may have looked better but who the fuck cares when it plays like ass
>>745214527fuck year
>>745221035I hope not, modern remaster slop is worse than nothing.
>>745225954I have the same reservations toward Half-Life 3, it's been so long now that no matter what they do it's not going to have the same impact that HL2 did. Also retconning the plot with Alyx makes me think that the franchise is unrecoverable at this point. They've now introduced time travel into the series and that's a whole can of worms. So no matter what they do with HL3, it will always bear the stink of retcon. And the aroma of Cave Johnson
>>745221035If it does it will be completely sanitized and missing the original point of Duke
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS!
>>745214527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksc-ocOJKqU
>GET OF DISCORD OR I HAVE YOU FLOORED
>>745224090No cigar?
>>745214527
>I'M GONNA PICK UP YOUR TOILET SEAT AND SHIT IN YOUR TOILET WATERWhat did he mean by this when he literally said this word for word?
>>745215773but it is cool. we need duke to come back properly
>>745215946
>I'MMA FUCK YOUR ASS, MOM STYLE
douk-sam crossover game when? both franchises are so stale that something dumb like that could work.
>SHOOT IT OUT YOUR BUTT
BY THE DEVIL, MY VISAGE IS IMMACULATE
>>745221035Gearbox can barely even generate Borderlands games without shitting themselves. The best you're gonna get are fan projects and putting him in whatever games. Honestly been wondering how hard it is to export the old DNF leak assets to other engines because I've wanted to fuck about with the guns in Garry's Mod.
