>her height is 6'9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAZFLOFXW0
Eternal ReminderJoe Staten's Halo story ended with Halo 3. He also authored two Halo novels, Halo: Contact Harvest (prequel to CE/2) and later Halo: Shadow of Intent (aftermath of H2/H3). ODST and Reach are the end of the line for Bungie Studios and Halo.>"Halo 3: ODST is my favorite," Staten said. "And not just because I was helping to lead that project, but for me it was... any game developers that are watching will understand this. It was the game that we made in the most stable technology base that we'd ever had. You know, it was Halo 3 ODST. It was built in the Halo 3 engine, very few feature changes, so as almost entirely a content exercise.>"And we just had the flexibility to go in and create an experience, a story that didn't have to wait for the engineers to do all their hard work, rebuild tools and pipelines, implement big features. All of those things are wonderful part of game development, but it just makes things challenging. It extends your timeline."Eric Nylund's Halo book trilogy ended with Ghosts of Onyx.>Eric Nylund: GHOSTS OF ONYX is the end of one chapter in the HALO saga--and hopefully the start of an entirely new one!Bungie bids emotional farewell to Halohttps://www.eurogamer.net/bungie-bids-emotional-farewell-to-haloEverything after 2010 is Frankie's franchise.
>>745225768So what your saying is not only did the series take a massive shift downward in gameplay but the writing also went to shit?
>>745225768Halo still ended at Reach fuck fall of reach literal master chief glazing capeshit the other books are good
>>745225768>Joe Staten's Halo story ended with Halo 3. >“I think if you asked anybody on the ODST team, they would all say that was the most fun we ever had making a Halo game.” —Joe StatenStaten also wasn't there for Halo 3 til the end
>>745225768no one asked
>>745226820That C3 sabertooth got ratio'd on any real Halo discussion and vanished btw. The people shilling him crop out the actual twitter discussions where multiple Bungie employees tell him the truth lol.
>>745224670her pits must be legendary
>>745224670ough
Joe Staten gave us>Master Chief's characterization >Cortana>Captain Keyes>Johnson>343 Guilty Spark>Miranda Keyes>Arbiter, Tartarus, Covenant Lore and Mythos>Writ of Union>Gravemind speak in rhymes>This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere>Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it>Take my advice Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls.>Shitty forced romance between Dare and Buck>“You’re all helping with my mission now, but you can’t know what it is because it’s classified”>Johnson doing wetworks as an ODST>first contact with the covenant, the good the bad and the ugly style stand-offs>Grunt x Engineer spin-off adventure>proto MAC cannon, elephant and choppers made from farming equipment >the weird ass sex scene with Sgt. Johnson in Contact Harvest>Prelates genetically enhanced San'Shyuum trained to serve as supersoldiers>Staten said. “But even members of that community had feedback where they said, ‘You know, it’s just too complicated. We just want a simple Master Chief story.’”
>>745227109imagine being a marine in the barracks and she corners you with her height advantage heheh
Think you mean -6'
>>745227538wdym by this
>>745224670>under 7 feetwhat a spartanlet
>>745228376that's because she's a slopspartan 3 the mass produced ones compared to 2s like Chief, the thing is 3's are less genetically mutated which means they have more fertility than 2's
replayed the first couple hours of reach yesterday and it's funny how it would be called woke nowadays because of kat. the very first time you see her in game is her blocking your character and making a snide comment as you walk in to the briefing room, and then not long later she's doing her epic hacker moment getting the generator back online or whatever and she's making snarky comments like "you're in my light, commander" to her superior. she would be hated if it released today
>>745224670yeah and how long is it
>>745230427Kat was okay because she and Carter were obviously fucking. Dare was actually the worst fucking character I've encountered in recent memory
>>745227303Oh no, how terrible
>>745230868Dare was a bit of a bitch, but she was okay. 3 Miranda was straight up retarded
>>745230427Dare was fine because she wasn't in the way and she was fucking Bucky
>>745227109I don't get the joke, why did it say "heh..." after saying six? What's so funny about six?
>>745231346Dare actively got in the way all game by never explaining anything.
>>7452308353'5
>>745230868>>745231091>>745231346>Dare was actually the worst fucking character I've encountered in recent memoryLet me guess. You got filtered, just like Arbiter?
>>745231579I didn't say she was the worst. Just that she was a bitch. Also I liked the Arbiter. If he was responsible for 3 Miranda though then he was on something. She is retarded and fucks up really bad multiple times.
>>745231050Remember: woman soldiers are still women and women can't control themselves. Unless you WANT them to grow too big for the doorways, don't leave fattening foods in reach (heh) of your femSpartans.
where the fuck is the reach campaign mod with with less bloom
People hated Halo 2 because:>No AR>No 3sk pistol>Cut levels (Covenant Ship, Forerunner Tank, Earth Ark)>Downgrades across the board to get the game to run on OG Xbox>SMG starts>Dual wielding>Arbiter being playable >Extremely linear, while openness is a hallmark of the series>Flood aren't fun to fight>Cliffhanger endinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lL6RYrYc4U>NOOBIFIEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyYwLCDyCUPeople hated Halo 3 because:>AR returns but is a total joke>BR to Win: The Game>melee lunge>Demoting Arbiter to a glorified 2nd player controlled character>Truth is a completely different character, no Michael Wincott>Half of the campaign is filler>Both Johnson's and Miranda's deaths made no sense. Marty'O Donnel wanted them dead for story beats>Downgraded multiplayer compared to the high skill Halo 2 BXR >Comparing Crow's Nest, inside a boring military base to any of Halo 2's exotic sci fi levels is just a joke>Floodgate and Cortana are the worst levels in the franchise>Worse maps than Halo 2>Paying Xbox Live Gold to utilize P2P communications, which means that players are actually providing much of the heavy infrastructure ("game servers")>Reticle not centered >Low FOV>Bungie Pro SubscriptionsPeople hated Reach because:>Lee R Wilson retconned The Fall of Reach book>No Blue Team and Chief>Armor Abilities>Armor Lock>Reticle bloom>Motion blur>Multiplayer maps were campaign maps>Forge World maps were laggy and lazy>No BR>MLG hated it>No Ranking from 1 to 50>22fps at times>TU Update and Anniversary PlaylistPeople hated Halo 4 because:>Doubled down on Reach's gameplay (everyone wanted Halo 3-2)>Chief and Cortana romance>Humans aren't Forerunner >Retcons>Short campaign>CoD clone>Spartan Ops, Halsey, Janus Key written by Brian Reed lol >Less features than Reach despite releasing 2 years later>Ugly lighting engine>Forge Island is worse than Forge World
>>745225768Halo ended with Reach desu.
You ARE forerunner
>>745231550that's not gonna fit
>>745232986It's meant for other Spartan's who can definitely take it. If you're a human male then you're meant to be using what's behind her balls.
>>745224670>when she randomly giggled
>>745231050the many venus spartan models are the most erotic things ever rendered
>>745230427Wrong. I played Reach for the first time recently and there was nothing unlikable or annoying about Kat.
>>745233310no i agree, i don't think this board generally would though is my point.
imagine the braps
>>745227303sounds like a nightmare scenario!
>>745233616I'd be scared stiff for sure
>>745231579Take my advice Rookie... You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she has a penis
>>745234404Based!
which one of you did this
>>745227195>"perform a task as important as the reunification of the index with the core."Halo 1 and Halo 2 dialogue sounds so smooth and poetic. It doesn't sound like something a human would say, but it's also not generic robot either. Just saying the lines out loud is fun.
>>745235637Although i don't know what are Jason Jones' lines or Staten's.
>>745233305Agreed
babies with linda!
>>745235786>>745235637Joe Staten wrote all of Halo CE and Halo 2Halo WritersBungie (Joe Staten + Eric Nylund)>Fall of ReachEric Nylund (wrote Reach in like 6 weeks)Brannon Boren created the character Dr. Halsey. Eric Trautmann created the Spartan I and II detail>Halo CEJoe Staten>First StrikeEric Nylund>Halo 2 (and Contact Harvest) Joe Staten>Halo 3Robert McLeesLuke SmithFrank O'Connor (Halo 3 Terminals that were used as a base for Halo 4)>Halo WarsGraeme Devine (Joe Staten and Marty O'Donnell supervised etc)Eric Nylund (Halo Wars: Genesis - Comic)>ODSTJoe Staten>ReachLee R Wilson, Marcus Lehto, Peter O'Brien (Campaign)Eric Nylund (Dr. Halsey's personal journal)343 (Frank O'Connor)>Halo 4 Transition Books>Forerunner Saga (Didact backstory)Greg Bear>Kilo-Five (butchered Nylund's books)Karen Travisshttps://www.halopedia.org/List_of_inconsistencies_in_the_Halo_series#Halo:_Glasslands>Halo 4Armando TroisiChristopher SchlerfJosh Holmes (Cortana's rampancy was inspired by Josh Holmes' experience with his mothers dementia and incorporated by Chris Schlerf)>Halo 4 Spartan Ops and Halo Escalation (Jul 'Mdama, Janus Key, Fireteam Majestic, Sarah Palmer)Brian Reed and Frank O'Connor>Halo 5Brian Reed and Frank O'Connor>Halo Wars 2Kevin Grace (also wrote the CEA terminals)>Halo InfinitePaul CrockerTroy Denning (Shadows of Reach - taking place between Halo 5 and Infinite)Kelly Gay (Edge of Dawn - Taking place after the events of Halo Infinite)>Campaign Evolved Operation: MeteoriteTroy Denning
>>745231414The protagonist of her game is named Noble Six
>>745230427>it would be called woke nowadays so many such cases
>>745232948NONONO IT CAN'T BE
>>745230427Kat is fine. Williams from the Halo: CE remake bonus missions is actually annoying because she adds nothing and is annoying. Palmer from Halo 4 is similar; annoying and pointless but at least less annoying than Williams. Kat makes smart remarks but theyre kinda, idk, more honest in a way. She also doesn't continue being annoying or anything. She speaks softly and does not speak with spite.
>>745232948no you dont understand man, Spark was just uh malfunctioning yeah that's it
>>745241404Palmer was odd to me, because as far as I can remember, she literally only has one single line to MC, "Thought you'd be taller." Which is the most obvious form of playful teasing toward someone, I legit can't fathom how players lost their minds about her. So either she's so boring, I don't remember anything else about her, or people are being silly.
>>745241615nu halo isn't halo it was very humiliating and emasculating to master chief's character of a guy who saved humanity 3 times. Palmer felt like an OC character just another out of place female character just like with all 343 garbage
>>745242305>humiliating and emasculatingHow? It was as pure as teasing can be. The guy is 7 feet some tall, he's been talked up as a Legend, to which he is. It's banter, she was smiling when she said. She wasn't mocking him in any way. When whats-his-name asks for MC to be arrested, she doesn't do anything.
>>745233519still can't tell what is and isn't edited
>>745234724is that cock torso sized or am I just blind
was*
>>745235075Me. Nothing better than getting body slammed by nearly a 7 foot tall woman in armor
>>745234404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-or3OnZCad8
>>745243072Only because she's still soft
>>745233305Venus?
I like the idea that humans were forerunners, which makes the lore in 4 onwards damaged beyond belief. Arguably halo 3 was already sabotaged with those terminals
>>745230427Kat had a great accent and spartan assnone of Noble team was unlikable, they didn't have enough lines to do say something stupid
>>745241615it's both that she's boring and pointless and her few lines are boring and annoying
>>745244851the terminals don't even confirm anything, IIRC they're just messages back and forth between a couple forerunners and their constructs (AI). It's not real lore in my opinion, what is seen and implied in cutscenes takes center stage.
REAL gamers skip all the cutscenes, don't read the (or any) novels, and just use their imaginations as they play .
>>745225768when you do the playthrough of MCC its 1, 2, 3, ODST, Reach, ignore 4. simple as.
>>745246160simple as contrarian autists are almost bad as 343 niggers
>>745246032this isnt real
>>745246160Next playthrough I think I might try a bit of a machete order and do ODST after 2, then 3
>>745247725technically then you would start ODST after halo 2 mission "metropolis"
>>745225768>>745225942>>745226120>>745226818>>745226820>>745232836>>745246160>>745246648Halo died at CE though?All you fucking niggers don't know what a good game is.
>>745247457It is
>>745246032This is problematic now.
>>745247843and you're the type of autistic contrarian nigger i was talking about. You don't like halo just CE
>>745248749Why though?
can spartans even have kids? i thought they were experimented on when they were kids or something
>>745224670Why isn't the giant amazon woman a standard party member for more games? Amalia in Unicorn Overlord, Diana in Symphony of War, and I guess Karlach in BG3 are the only examples off the top of my head.
>>745249268I think it lowered their libido or something but they're not infertile.
>>745248749>>745248457prove it
>>745249625Play the game
