Master Chief, i want you to fuck my daughter. that's an order son!
he's already in a dedicated relationship with a purple hologram of his adoptive mother
Miranda belongs to Tartarvs and his modest brvte chub
Chief’s cock doesn’t work
>>745229485Master chef, I want you to filet my flounder. That's an order sous
Failed normalfag thread
>>745229829Cortana is Halsey?
>>745229485But Sir. Chief is infertile from all those chemicals in his system
>>745230348Yes, and Keith fucked Halsey
>>745230348yeah. she is 1:1 just younger halsey. no wonder the chief loved Cortana so much
>>745229485>>745230365>We didn't keep your balls filled, son; you'll have to find semen as you go
>>745230459for fuck sake
>>745229829>>745230417It's funny how Chief would rather fuck his Commanding Officers ex fiance rather then their mentally retarded daughter with a death wish to the point he felt really sad when her ai clone "died" that he only knew for like a few months.
Master Janny, you mind telling me what you are doing in that thread?
>>745230662Is this canon?
>>745229485Master Chief, I'm going to turn latino in the MCC because the devs made my daughter latina, please don't be alarmed.
>John fell in love with a hologram of Halsey, not even the real thing >instead of his tomboy childhood squad member
>>745229485Aren't Spartans chemically castrated or had their hormones suppressed or some shit? or am I thinking of Space Marines?
>>745229485I wonder if he and halsey ever banged while testing the kids. he wouldn't initiate because she's a civvie and halsey is pretty autistic but she might be that kind of "my body has needs my mind does not care about but needs must". i dunno. too bad they probably would have had some weird kids.
>>745231345>fell in love>romance shitholy fuck I hate women
>>745231675he literally did. how do you think Miranda mom is
>>745229485>Master Chief, i want you to fuck my […] son!Hehehe
>>745231793romance is a male phenomenonwomen just want to get their clothes torn off and fucked in an alley waymen call female romance 'smut' because it doesn't adhere to our standards
>>745231345Remember in 5 where she literally shielded Chief from Cortana.Spartan II's are badass but they can be downright adorable sometimes. Most likely it's due to their sheltered and traumatic upbringing.
>>745230348They're voiced by the same actress my nigga. Same actress as Zoey from L4D as well
>>745229485why would you copy the metro thread? are you some kind of pathetic faggot?
>>745230662Holy shit, 343 would never make something so based.
>>745231345I remember Nylund had all these weird scenes between them in First StrikeMust've liked red heads himself
>>745230417does Halsey ever get embarrassed by her younger AI clone standing around and talking to people without any clothes on?
>>745237321she had no shame about her nudity when she got out of cryo in front of keyes, so likely no
>>745230662>buldge
>it falls off, in the program>oh...uh carry on then master chief.
She looked better in OG 2
>>745230662Could've had this guy write Infinite and everything would be fine.
>>745237321Halsey is a degenerate sociopath, and doesn't give a single fuck.
>>745229485He was going to in the cut ending for 3
>>745230348Cortana was made by using a clone brain of Halsey (typically Halo ais are made using donor brains at least for the UNSC) and picked up on a lot of her mannerisms and modeled herself after what Halsey used to look like when she was in her 20s-30s
>>745233392I don't want to remember anything from 5.
>>745229485Chief is castrated. They replaced it with a hormone pump and orgasm inducer in the suit.
shes built to get NEEDLED
>>745233392god the armor designs in 4/5 are so fucking shit. even the demakes armor looks like ass
