Why did he believe a Burger Tank would not only be open but fully operational and preparing food?
because he's a fat nigger
>>745229825he's from the south
>Whatcha sayin' Nicky? I HAD breakfast this moanin
If I didn't have a dad I would want Coach to be my black dad father figure
>>745229825>maybe they all... escaped?>that's one possibility, sure
>>745229825>I sure wish the Burger Tank was open
I like Coach, you cock suckin' mutha fuckas.
>>745230362Shut up Sarah
>>745229825He also thought the helicopter would be made of chocolate
>>745230550well, he is made out of chocolate himself
THIS USED TO BE A WHITE NEIGHBOURHOOD
>>745229825Because Chili's was open, fully operational and preparing food
>>745229825>but not you coach, you are one of the good guys!cant even be mad at ellis
>Maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made out of cotton!
>>745229825>Burger Tank Emergency Index: Closed>ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Rochelle feels like she was written in purely to hit a diversity checkbox, she's such a bland and lame character. Coach is at least likeable.
Best fat Zoey mods?
>>745229825>wait, MY ASS!Why did he say this? What was wrong with his ass?
>>745231312She's not different enough from Zoey. Zoey is the not like other girls girl, she wears chucks and is a film buff. Rochelle is a fan of Depeche Mode. They fit the same role but aren't different enough from eachother. All the characters are analogous to characters from the first game but are different enough to set themselves apart except these two.Bill and Coach, team daddyBill is a hardened Vietnam vet with a soft side, Coach is a little league coach with dad bod/humorLouis and Ellis, loveable goofballLouis is the nervous office jockey trying too hard to make light of the situation, Ellis is the country bumpkin trying too hard to fit inFrancis and Nick, dashing rogueFrancis is the fake the tough guy, Nick is the gambling wisecrackerZoey and Rochelle, quirky chickZoey likes movies and Rochelle likes Depeche mode. They both have vaginas.
>>745229825Magic dirt theory. White people didn't invent burgers and made them possible. Burger places just randomly happened to be spawn more often in White people's areas, so them refusing to share their fast food is selfish.
>>745229825I could go forBBQ Bacon Burger
>>745230243based
>>745231980Large order of Fries
>>745231312I think Rochelle would have been better if she was an actual reporter and very straight-laced or out of her element. Like if she was similar to Phillip Banks' older daughter she would have been an A+ character.
>>745232178Orange soda with no ice
>>745232490And a piece of hot cunny pie
>>745230243no cap this niggas day dreaming about dat BIBISI hollowing his mom out in video games do white boys really?
>>745232570you're brown and jerk off to these thoughts in your head that you make up
>>745230237
>>745232570I'm pretty sure he just meant that Coach is cool, but the turd worlder fantasies were the first thing you thought of.
>>745232490Real nigga shit
Ray Charles.
>>745231312The thing that pisses me off most about Rochelle is the fact that she's wearing a Depeche Mode shirt. There is not a single black woman in the entire world who listens to Depeche Mode. Literally just an out-of-touch white male nerd projecting his tastes onto someone from a completely different demographic. Rochelle would listen to Beyonce and Alicia Keys
>>745231980>>745232178>>745232490>>745232530NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>745233012Black girls that have parents that made it out of the hood, grow up in white neighborhoods, and go to white schools listen to white music. There was at least 2 of these when I was in high school. You're 100% right that Rochelle is not that demographic, but it does exist.
>>745233012no black girls like that are very common just like the black autistic nerds that play fighting games not every single black girl is a Shaniqua
>>745232490And a piece a hot Apple Pie!
>>745233715I've met some nerdy black girls who read Hellsing and speak fluent Mandarin, but even then, their music taste was always black female R&B singers. Music is sacred
>>745233982black female R&B singers are good it's the female rappers blow literally
>>745235668I never said R&B was bad. I'm just saying it's all black girls listen to. You're never gonna catch a black girl listening to Metallica or Johnny Cash
>>745233317Yeah some black girls are actually awesome. I think that's what they were trying to write Rochelle as.
>>745232474NTA, give her something at least. She's the least developed character by far. Token female.make her an annoying lesbian who won't shut up about mansplaining whenever another character tries to heal her
>>745235964No, make her Motifa.
>>745236106the perfect woman
>>745229825Let the man dream
>>745231312Rochelle's role is being the normal and level headed one, landing somewhere between the drastically opposed outlooks of Nick and Ellis.
>>745229825the way he crumples and throws the notice is so satisfying to me, fuck outta here energy
>>745231312Rochelle is literally the straight man of the group, like Louis but less up-beat
>HEH… WAIT MY FAT BLACK MONKEY ASS
>>745232474>Phillip Banks' older daughter>straight-lacedhuh? wasn't she a ditz
>>745229825Zoomers have no concept of whimsy or vagaryIt was a more hopeful time. You wouldn't understand
