Mareach!
>>745241045Aren't you forgetting someone?
micnnie
Why are blonde love interests so rare?
>>745241250they cute
Nope, too unbelievable
>>745242314Girls can love manlets, but only if they also look like girls
>>745242314Mario isn't even cute
>>745244396he cute
>>745241045A mare each???
Does anyone else read or listen to those Mario fan comics on YouTube? I know they're dorky, but I get a kick out of them!
>>745241045Ai refuses to let him be midget sized kek
Mario.
>>745246128Don't read super mario adventures continued unless you want forced tranny shit thrown in. It was such a good comic until that and now I just can't fucking read it anymore.
>>745242392Correct. Miyamoto should redesign Mario and Luigi to be femboys.
Mario and Peach are cute. Honestly I'm cool with almost every Mario pairing. Hell I'd also be pretty chill with Bowser x Peach, my main issue with it is 85% of the fanart is cuck jokes
>>745246618?
>>745242314I want to believe women can have such fetishes just like men, but it's becoming harder and harder.
>>745246723It's a great comic until the invent-off chapter. A character that is obviously female is a theythem for no reason besides wanting to insert that shit into everything.
>>745241045
>>745248268i think they do, they're just not self aware about any of the specific details that would make it look like a recognizable fetish to a man.
>>745246216My headcanon is that it is waluigi disguised as Mario for the sole purpose of fucking peach in your webm
>>745246216Do not redeem! Do not redeem the manlet!
>>745241045Peach had her chance.
Imagine, if you will, Peach with a mega mushroom and Mario with a mini mushroom.
>>745249165Okay sure great fine, but is she an elephant too?
>>745248268There are women who are into shota
>>745249751I don't know, won't one powerup override the other?
>>745249960WHY DIDN'T ANY OF THEM MOLEST ME THEN, HUH?!?!? WOMEN THOUGHT I WAS CUTE AS A CHILD. IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! ME!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!
>>745241216don't worry bowser there's a chair in the corner for you
>>745248512That's a shame.
>>745241045>>745241310>>745242539>>745245537>>745246692Why doesn't Nintendo want to make this canon?
>>745248268When women say they love a manlet, they mean 5'7" at minimum.A 5'1" manlet is never getting fetishized unless they're feminine.Look at this woman lusting after slobmaxxed Wario. He has to be a head height taller. Minimum.
>>745242314>This shitter never watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>>745244396Mario is Super Cute.
>>745252582That said, Mario and Peach is pure.Like Krillin and android 18.They love each other and have an endless missionary once a month on Peach's safe day.
>>745241045 >>745241310>>745242539>>745245537>>745246692Nintendo Japan canon for Mario and Peach is based.
>>745252287
>>745248591Damn, that's hot. >>745252718lol.
explain the appeal of posting the canon love interest to methere's just... nothing there
>>745252582Canon Wario is also a manlet and Mona loves him all the same.
>>745252705NoA also posts stuff like this for Mario and Peach. So it's pretty much a flipflop situation over there every other time.
>>745253053Explain the appeal of posting a non-canon ship? There's LITERALLY nothing there...
>>745252705based NoJ.
>>745253053To be fair there is literally NOTHING for any of the 95% of Mario pairings except Mario/Peach and a little of Daisy/Luigi Everything else is headcanon. Also BowserxPeach gets pretty boring when there's only two types of art, cuck or domination porn Don't get me wrong though, most of the art is good
bowser wants the thronehe's not kidnapping her for romance, otherwise he wouldn't put her in a cageI'm not saying bowser's not a deviant, only that it's not his main goal
>>745252287>>745252718>>745253053
>>745241045They’re only friends and nothing more
