This is why I fucking hate videogames, it appeals to the male fantasy.
>>745327296They really do
>>745327296Play a cozy farming game then
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>>745327368Why does she have an oxygen tank but no mask anywhere?
>>745327296I missed my wife Anna irl after finishing the story. Ultimate Goose Simulator. What a game,. what a life...
I miss wholesome games from 90's.
>Makes you want to have 20+ kids
>>745327848she took it off dumbo play the game lmao
sweaty anal sex with Anna
>>745328127So where is it?
>>745327296Do you guys ever get bored of constantly posting about women not wanting you? Please shut the fuck up with this shit. Please
>>745327296>>745327368Lmao it amuses to know that you pathetic dipshits will never experience this.
>>745328320>it amuses to knowgood morning sir, redeem the demoralization
>>745328320Neither will 99.9% of people in this world.
>>745328626if you don't experience this, it's your fault. The ugliest person ever will be a 6/10 if they got /fit/. Shitty life tip, you can get fat again after you marry them if you just want to cuddle at night in bed.
>>745328748I don't mean just having someone. I mean having someone beautiful, loyal, tough but caring, who goes through the same things you do, and wants to have children with you. 99.9% of people in the world never get that.
>>745328748getting fit won't fix you being ugly or short
>>745327848It's actually a brap tank. The hose is connected to her butthole and sucks all her farts into the tank so Artyom can hook the tank up to his gas mask later and huff her farts
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Should I skip Metro 2033? I have the original but it's such a bore. Is Exodus any better?
>>745328021you're such a kidder
>>745328157>anal
>>745329053If you like Ubisoft generic shit that tries to grift a bit of Fallout 4 then you'll enjoy Exodus.
yes that girl in the video was dumbbut shes not dumb because she truly formed that opinion her own, shes performing based on societal expectstions in her sphere and infleucneseveryone is just constantly in performance mode, clutching pearls, etc its exhausting and why i respect animals and children nore. theyre honest
>>745328834this. anyone can have SOMEONE. the someone:>artyom you didn't save the world well enough>artyom it's your fault i gained 100 pounds>artyom you need to get a second job because ranger doesn't pay enough
Because of the witcher 3 I specifically sought out and had sex with a redhead, a brunette and a blonde that looked like the game characters. Ended up staying with the redhead and have been with her for 10 years now. I also laughed when the show changed jennefer into an Indian because I have had sex with one that looks very similar. Has a game ever impacted any of your sex lives?
>>745328021you're such a diddler steve
>>745329825>r/ThatHappened
There has been no good dedicated romantic storylines in vidya in the last 5 years. Only a few middling romance subplots in rpgs.
>>745330393Not everybody lies on the internet and not everybody that plays videogames is a Mr No Bitches
>>745330514You are definitely not getting any lmao
>>745330552If the idea that sex is a normal thing that most people have easy access to is unbelievable for you then you are either underage or not getting any yourself. It's really not that hard to get
>compilation video of anna hugging and kissing you throughout the games
>>745330393>>745330552>no! no no no this cannot be! everyone has to be a pathetic browncel like me!also>le r/thathappungo. back. browncel.
>>745327296>Russians>"Live happily"Oxymoron. A Russian don't feel happiness like the soft effimate sois of the west. The closest similar emotion is only gained through hardship and struggle. This is why slavcore games are better than western games or anime games since it's about struggle, not gay shit like teenage friendship powers or born super special like some capeslop
>>745327296Games need more of OP-rel and in game instrumental play.
>no romance, no sex, not even hot women in a story game full of talky NPCs>and then wokiedev wonders why his games failJust make a FPS instead, or some platformer if you panic about muh guns too
>>745328748>Just lift bro!I've been lifting since I was 18. I'm ugly as sin (crooked jaw, fleshy nose, sunken eyes, crooked teeth; the works). No amount of bulk will make me attractive.I agree that people should work out, but for their health and to have good energy levels.
>>745327296>>745327368having a wife like Anna is so impossible IRL that she can only exist in a post apocalyptic pseudo fantasy setting
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>>745327296The ultimate male fantasy is that with a little patience and thought you can become a little stronger and make the world a little better. Which games generally do appeal to now that I think of it.
>>745331634I fuck with your way of thinking anon. You're a prince of a man.
>>745328887Actually tried making something like that once. Had a pretty decent prototype set up. Got a non rebreather mask off Amazon, taped it up to my shop vac with some electrical tape, taped the mask part to my butt with more electrical tape so there was a nice seal going on. Let out a good fart, gave it a couple seconds to let it really build up in the mask area, then flipped on the shop vac. Lost consciousness for a bit and when I came to my mom was on the phone screaming for an ambulance and I spent like 12 hours in the hospital undergoing life saving procedures for what the doctors called one of the most severe and retarded rectal prolapses they'd seen in their careers.
>>745329472this is one of the most retarded and wrong posts i've ever come across on this cursed board
>>745327296im gonna KILL MYSELF right FUCKING nOW
>>745331952salty bags of milky coins
>>745331952salty coins and milk
>>745331612>not holding hands with jasmineare you sure it's designed with gamers in mind?
>>745327848She didn't use it because that part isn't an irridiated area.
>>745331952fucking awful after like an hour we have a king mattress to fuck off after
>>7453272964chan and early access to the internet back in 2009 turned me into a legitimate misogynist. I actually hate IRL women so I can't relate at all to these >Tfw no gf posts
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>>745331321The game is heavily westernized. In the book artyom is a non-functional autistic abusive sperg who dragged Anna to live in his station as tea picking laborer while he sits around playing with his radio and enjoying his neetbux for saving the station back in 2033. In the end both of them got kicked out of the metro because artyom tried to fight the entire Russian government.
>>745332861the game's portrayal of their relationship is 10000x better than the book. their book relationship just seemed like Glukhovsky was writing down everything that could possibly happen to ruin a marriage
>>745333110Like I said, the game is heavily westernized. The book is a more realistic portrayal of russian marriage.
>>745333110Metro 2033 the book ended with the total genocide of the dark ones (no survivors at all) and with humanity being doomed. No chance for redemption or improvement. Everything just keeps getting worse and people just become more awful to each other. Once Artyom realizes he missed his chance to save his species, he becomes a huge cunt in the two sequel books.The games exist in an alternate universe and gradually become more optimistic.
>>745333672>with humanity being doomedNope, just Russians, specifically moskow citizen are. The rest of mankind still have a future.
>>745333672>Metro 2033 the book ended with the total genocide of the dark onesI wish the game followed the book ending to the letter. The final chapter is fucking great. Artyom achieves absolute spiritual enlightenment and realizes the aliens were guiding and protecting him all along and were actually trying to help humanity, and as soon as he opens his eyes again he sees the bombs drop and all the aliens' minds vanish from his consciousness forever.The game makes it more of a conscious choice Artyom makes.
>>745327296All a man truly wants is to be a post-apocalyptic elite warrior with a beautiful wife who loves him deeply.
>>745331321Only normalfag slop have capeslop and friendship powerpuff powers,plenty of manga and some western comics mostly made by french have struggle and hardships to overcome but i agree the slav capture it the best.
>>745327296what did she catch in that bunker that made her sick? lung AIDS? tuberculosis?
>>745327296>>745327368>>745331609>Anna from Metro>Merrin from Jedi Fallen Orderi can't find any other examples of western developers creating a perfect waifu
>>745334786>western developersLolWestern developers can't create anything but liquid shit. 4a are Ukrainians and Russians per the credits of Exodus.
>>745334972when people say western they usually mean not east-asian. slav culture is closer to western than to asian
>>745334786[chair clattering]
