buckets
>>745411984I'd fuck the shit out of this...
>>745411984probably not official its not on model.
>>745411984If söytendo doesn't shut this down it'll be a miracle
>>745411984>bootleginto the trash it goes
>>745411984I'd fall asleep holding this. Looks soft.
>>745412148Wait, its real? I thought it was AI like those fake anime figures I've seen
>>745411984buy an ad
What's the appeal of AI genning plushes and those plastic "definitely not funko pop" figures? Not like the thing is real and for sale.
>>745411984Diaper butt
>>745412251Making a plushie is not exactly rocket science.Its skilled Labor but its still not rocket science.Just because AI exists does not mean humans are incapable of making shit anymore.
>>745412671Aijeets cannot comprehend the notion that non aijeets have skills
>>745412671>>745412946Instead of grandstanding, link where I can buy it already
>>745413136It took me literally 5 seconds to google image search it.Its over 300$.
>>745412671>>745412946People lie on the internet, especially about products they're selling and AI makes lying easier.
>>745411984>that crotch stitchIt's like they want degenerates to pop that open
>>745413296500 with tax and shipping
>>745412251People are just making straight up Pokémon sex dolls now, it's crazy. Look up Spirit Demon Studios, they're making like 3 foot tall Gardevoir sex dolls.
>>745411984
>>745413936I mean someone's gottaThe market is there
>>745411984Lopunny needs to fuck at least five times per day.
>>745413936Not a very subtle name huh
>>745413993I don't know if my asshole could handle that.
>>745413936I'm waiting on those niggas to make an accurate Midna. The only one that currently exists looks like some gay fan OC of her. If they're doing shit like Renamon and Judy Hopps then Midna must surely be in the cards.
>>745411984Joker! It's an animal Joker, you can't...
>>745413296>>745413821It's Puffo, right? Site won't fucking load for me for some reason
>>745414060KEK, based
>>745414297Maybe it's overwhelmed right now for... reasons...
>>745413936the products these guys produce just keep getting more ludicrous. How have they not been shutdown yet from being in China.
>>745413936I've seen some of those. There's indeed a big uptick in Pokemon bootlegs, but I don't think OP is one of them.This may sound vague, but it looks way too "perfect" for me to believe it.
>>745414764They've only just started to try to produce really big name characters, we'll see how it goes.
>>745411984>no one's posted sourceOkay so yeah it's 100% AI. You fuckers can't fool me
>>745414235gonna need a link for this one
>>745414235>human eyescringe
>>745414850Not as much surprised by the blatant copyright and more China trying to not let degeneracy become too widespread or open.
>>745414993read the thread nigger-chan
>>745415047They're based out of Hong Kong which in spite of recent CCP actions still has some laws of their own and can skirt obscenity stuff.
>>745415123That sounds exactly like Deus Ex; no cap.
>>745415097Nice fucking cropped phone screenshot retard, it's very clearly AI slop even if it's advertising a real product.
>>745414235The classic.They make good shit, although I wish the Mew's pussy wasn't so human.
>>745415209nigger-chan has no idea what she's saying and it's so cute! cute!
i saw a guy stuff a Rouge plushie with a tantaly torso once>>745412671i always wanted to get into making one since big ones are so expensive
>>745415097Post the source or it's AI, that's a screenshot with 0 URL not a source
>>745414778>This may sound vague, but it looks way too "perfect" for me to believe it.This is why I thought it was AI. It looks TOO good. I really doubt it will look that good if I bought it
>>745413736I am normal and can be trusted around a Tarantriss nest
>>745411984>AISlop
>>745415272readthe threadStretch that single brain cell of yours and google two (2) words
>>745415320I'd lose my shit near a Dupin.
>>745415312post more TITpunnies
>>745411984ai slop
>>745412671you say that and yet this is an ai slop generated plushie
>>745415312Merchandising and craft sites are infested with AI slop baits, as if we didn't have enough false advertising already.
>>745415475Retard
>>745415416god I wish this was real
>>745411984>that slight cameltoeI fucking love how AI always has your back like that, even when you dont input that shit it KNOWs camel toe lines are what humans desire and it'll just toss em in on random shit.
Not really "obscure" since it's just a custom made statue and some prints/stuff I can't show but it's video games
>>745413136https://xcancel.com/PGoods42105/status/2088583510672249181
>>745415327Not sure why you're getting so offended about people recognizing that it's AI. Using AI like this is a red flag for any reasonable person, even if the product is legit.
>>745415915Good job you found it
>>745415327retard, I want to see the actual product not the ai mockup
>BuYi Toy StudioDidn't think I'd find out where my Bootleg Meowscarada came from. Neat!
>>745416007I miss him so much...
>PuffoAm I the only one that got this site? Not that it looks much betterhttps://idplayer.shop/product/%E3%80%8Cpre-order%E3%80%8D120cm-life-size-lopunny-plush-shipping-in-2027-q1-q2/
>>745411984FULLY MODELED VAGINA
>>745413965Harry Potter AND the shit fetish game?This poster's dad must not even know they exist.
>>745415915>this is photoshopped>I can tell by the tuftsfurfags
>>745416635How is Cult of the Lamb "the shit fetish game"?
>>745415835Damn, the boygoate from Deltarune looks like THAT?
>>745416731Have you played it? It features scat play
>>745416791Obviously not but I was already going to because the boys are cute, and am now more determined to do so.
>>745416791It has poop jokes, not "scat play".
>>745415915>AIIt says right there digitally altered. The telltale signs of Photoshop are right there in the description. AI doesn't copypaste textures like that
>>745416564who
>>745416920Eating shit is degenerate porn, not a joke.
Pokephilia has gone too far
>>745417342>shitskinsWow is there some link between pornography and racial cuckoldry? Surely not!
https://x.com/stevencasteelx/status/2088640728205234569lollmao
416bait used to be believable
>>745416635my favorite one
>>745412341those stains...anon, you didn't...on a goddamn toy?
>>745417318Normal people see a PEGI 12 game with cartoon graphics. You see "scat play" and "degenerate porn".
>>745417783It's not my pic but plushophilia is very commonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05CuUeG-8dw
>>745417039My annoyance caused me to make an error, excuse me.At least the error was common enough that a community note was required to clarify. I'd make a mention about people forgetting about Photoshop due to AI, but Photoshop has AI in it too...
>>745411984>>745413965>>745412341Do people actually fuck plushies?
>>745417875Cult of the Lamb is not fucking pegi 12, you retard. Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about.
>>745418760I got turned on by looking at pictures of the official Gardevoir giant plushie, I'm not gonna lie.
>>745412946If makers/artists/whoever had the ability to make wonders without someone directing them they would.But they don't, reality is creativity doesn't exist in the ability to make but in the ability to think.AI cuts down the thoughtless people, all of them, even the pajeets and chinks who tell AI to make generic shit, it shows, it's why the only products we're seeing are remasters and remakes.People with true creativity can direct AI to make wonderful things the same way they can direct human cattle to do wonderful things.
>>745418760No, I make gentle love to my plushie.
>>745418760>>745419017I pee on/in mine.
>>745412946this image is also missing the part where AIjeets also love to LARP as creative geniuses when most of their ideas are shit like "dude what if superman fought hulk"
>>745418760Less than you think, more than you hope.
>>745418870nta but i did a quick google search and its pegi 12 and a T from the ESRB
>>745418760>I threw them in a donation box
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>>745411984you know, i get it now. it's not for me, but i get it now.
>>745416564what happened, nona?
>>745420156kys
>>745411984I love it.
>>745420240I don't have a sister to kiss
>>745420036if she didnt have that derp face, i would
https://files.catbox.moe/drc5yy.webm
>>745420778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbnpRv3u0fw
>>745420948didn't think the halo shitposter would show off his girlfriend
>>745418760Civilized ones commision them with specialized pockets and get actual fun bits separatelyUncivilized ones? Well, I'm sure you know about that one Sonic plush...
>>745413936>nowim sure it has been a thing since the 2000's
>>745417574
>>745411984errmmmm, did they really have to do this? I dont think they had to do this.>>745414993fags wanting to be spoonfed are evolving into bait tactics just to get sauce now huh?
>>745411984That has to be AI.
>>745417574kek
>>745417574>Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Poo>Harry Potter and The Chamber of Feces>Harry Potter and The Toilet Clogger of Azkaban>Harry Potter and The Goblet of Shit>Harry Potter and The Order of Scatnix>Harry Potter and The Half-Indian Prince>Harry Potter and The Vishnu's Hallows
I don't want a 3 day for the full model.
>>745423569>he's not DYNAMICmassive skill issue
>>745423569link it anyway let's how bad the rest of it is
>>745423703fun fact: EVERYONE is dynamic when they unplug their router for 30 minutes but that doesn't mean my lazy ass is gonna unplug it or wait that long for a shitty thread.
>>745423569how fucking hard is it to just look at the Adventures model when they make these? like Lola Bunny has good dolls now but Krystal doesn't?
>>745423865>EVERYONE is dynamic when they unplug their router for 30 minutesfalse, many are hard STATIC cucked
>>745423569>Doll's CastleI know what you are.
>>745423869The most disappointing thing other than the lack of hair is the fact that it's ALL silicon. Nigger I want fur, what part of that got lost in the translation of making a product for fucking furries?>>745423975A cringe collection connoisseur?
>>745423101It was completely necessary.
>>745423869For some reason they never get Renamon right either even though her head shape is simple as fuck.
>>745424135this shit is cursed as fuck
>>745418870
>>745423950>false, many are hard STATIC cuckedNo
>>745415835Why are the figurine's tits smaller than the artwork?
>>745423495>TailsI hate it here
>>745424236>he really doesn't know
>>745424135Any sort of fur would get insanely fucking filthy after a while, I sort of get it. The Lola one I was mentioning looks just like the Space Jam version which is what counts.your pic made me think that tantaly would make insane bank if they let you choose dyes for the miniature torsos and maybe added tails
>>745423495Are these figurines actually any good? Because that Mrs. Brisby is actually pretty cute.
>>745424310>>745424236So you're both partially right and wrong. Most US ISPs TECHNICALLY use a dynamic system with something like a 24 hour lease but will usually renew the same IP to the same MAC address each time for convenience sake. The way around this is to spoof the MAC address in your router when resetting the modem, causing the network to see a "new" device and and giving you a new IP.
>>745423703ban evading means over a week of retarded captchas
>>745424460>US ISPsI pray for your soul.
>>745424437they use a lot of slop so i can assure you that they're probably really sloppy irl too
>>745418760Reminds me of that one anon's story of how he was fucking his sister's raggedy Ann doll and dodged being caught for a good while until his dad returned home early once and saw him bare ass naked carrying the doll.
>>745424460>So you're both partially right and wrongYou are a lotto number until you PAY for the privilege of being not one and even then if your network goes down you'll have to have a codemonkey come reset all your shit and make sure you are ASSIGNED that same ip from the magic lotto numbers internet generation complex. >The way around this is to spoof the MAC address in your router when resetting the modem, causing the network to see a "new" device and and giving you a new IP.DNS doesn't wait for you to do all that stupid bullshit lol.
>>745411984the preview pics are ai, it won't look this good in person>>745412105brilliant deduction, holmes>>745412148they won't, people have been doing this for the better part of a decade
>>745424246lines are free, molds are expensive
>>745424539>he doesn't find it stimulating>he hasn't gotten good as fuck with them>he doesn't realize they're basically free memory tests to keep your brain fresh between mindrotting SEA-Dalit children and shitpostsThe shill bribed mods are only making me stronger with their gay ass deterrents.I am inevitable.
>>745424178>>745424178need this
>>745425031The problem with life-sized plushes that are shaped like people is you need to like, put them in a chair or some shit. And now that's one less chair you have. It's no longer a guest chair, it's Gardevoir's chair and if you want to move her it's a bridal carry to some other chair. Then you spend too long alone in the house with the plush and you start hearing her tell you which chair she wants to be in today. That's how they get you.
>>745413296Well you get what you pay for I think, it is 1:1 scale
>>745425141Bed, anon. You put life size plushies on the bed.
>>745425154It won't look as good as the OP image, though. Or else it would cost 800-1000.
>>745425141Sounds like heaven
>>745425141>Then you spend too long alone in the house with the plush and you start hearing her tell you which chair she wants to be in today. That's how they get you.that's scary.i regret buying a body pillow because i never could decide which character I wanted to represent it and now it's a pain in the ass to put it away.
>>745425235Probably. Guess we'll find out when it releases
>>745424285>Updateevery man loves a loli. They only deny it so they dont go to jail
>>745418760>i threw them in a donation box in the endOh boy some kid is about to get a surprise, and possibly be grounded for 3 months.
>>745425569You should try just using it as a pillow. I have a body pillow that's literally just a body-sized pillow with a basic plush cover. Got that shit at costco, it's great. Nice for sleeping on my side and having something to put my arm/leg up on.
This reminds me of when my previous boss wanted to look up sex dolls on a break with us for the funny and there was this absolutely dogshit "Morrigan" doll. What was so bad about it, you ask? It was literally a doll of Tifa with colored hair and an outfit.Even worse was the fact that an actual Tifa doll listing was right beside it, confirming this
>>745414995Look for: spirit demon studio glaceon.
>>745411984made for thigh fucking
>>745426385>spirit demon studio glaceon.why yes this WILL make me buy your product that costs several hundred dollars /sWhy do retards do this? Show me the actual product or kill yourself. Hope Winnie the Pooh personally flays these tards alive when he fully subjugates hong kong
>>745426385Or Ling Mo.>>745426686Furry party has full pictures I believe.
>>745411984>$349 usdI would never.... at least not yet
>>745426686I have no fucking idea as to why they started doing that recently, it used to have actual photos with some censorship. But I think you can find some twitter thread of a dude handling one or neighbouring gk sites to theirs having full photos.
>>745426686It's not their fault, OrzGK went full retard a couple of weeks ago and banned nude images. Look it up on GKLootStore or dragoonyuki2
>>745426782Don't joke too much, you'll end up like me and have a collection of these things.
>>745426775>>745426802>>745426816No I will not do the leg work for them. They make the product they are responsible for properly displaying and if the site they use is a bunch of niggers move domains. A tranny on etsy can do it right these slant eyes have zero excuse.
>>745414235all this effort and they don't give accurate eyesjust pathetic
>>745426686probably a way to dodge nintendo lawyers
>>745426839Nah. If I were to ever buy one of these damn things id let it get ship to me then have my bank do a chargeback and give no shits if I get blocked. No god damn way would anh substantantial amount of my money stay in the hands of toy makers charging more than $170
>>745426775I just checked furry party earlier, not only is a lot of stuff censored, they don't even use the pokemon names anymore.Not hard to find it uncensored, however the Renamon and Gardevoir sexdolls have no pictures anywhere
>>745426898They use multiple sites, you found one that went retarded less than a month ago and are now blaming it on them. Your anger is being directed in the wrong place and it's making you seem silly.
>>745417342artist?
>>745420948looks like a crime scene
>>745427401Not my fault it's the site they are paying google to boost to #1 when you search it and you have to go out of your way to look up other sites that you no idea existsI guess you work for them with how much you're defending their retardation.
>>745425760I think ill remove some of the stuffing tonight because it's just uncomfortable to use
>>745427545nisetanaka
>>745427630Nobody on /v/ work for company, not be silly gweilo
how do you clean stains out of a plushie? you can't see them but you can definitely feel them
>>745427726thanks.
ye olde krystal plush.........from the ancient age of 2010............year 4000 geologist find this under man skeleton in radiation ash layer and be like "damn.........it hohlentein stadel woman...........or venus of starfoxdorf.........must be god or something............"
>>745427980toothbrush and decent soap and hope you aren't growing mold inside it
This thread in general and>>745425141especially
>>745427980
>>745412095it sounds like a good idea when you are horny but I feel like if I actually did it I would promptly put a fucking bullet trough my skull
>>745411984It should have kept the monobutt
>>745417416They're clearly just standing in shadow behind her, retard
>>745428118>>745428158thank you very much. don't worry it's all outside
>>745428190Can't imagine being pathetic enough to consider suicide due to masturbation
>>745428427Some people are so dramatic, aren't they
>>745417416It takes so little for some anons to start crying
>>745416920>>745417318Look at the dev's Twitter. They're into it.
>>745428190>oh no what would Stacy think of me if she saw this? I can't handle it NIGGERMAN SAVE ME I'M GOING CRAZ-ACK
>>745417416Low self esteem, this anon has
Man I'm a fucking wreck and you wouldn't catch me fucking one of these, what could go so wrong in your life
you know they have sex doll generals on /jp/ rightcurrent: >>>/jp/51183773previous: >>>/jp/51146913
>>745429535I don't go to /jp/
>>745429535I love how you always advertise the general in these threads.
>>745429535Are the pussies literal plastic? How the fuck am I supposed to fuck this?
>>745424285>stupid pedos, and their women with tits the size of her head???
>>745430534You ever see those ballistic gel dummies that are made to replicate real human flesh? Same idea, similar materials.
>>745424285i forgot the context for this imagewasn't this some huge content creator?
>>745424689Tell.
>>745430821I think it's the guy who was close to mr.beast and he trooned out after his wife divorced him and took his kidwife and kid dodged a missile
>>745429213>Looking at twitter>any yearI shiggy diggy
>>745430821>mrbeast gets big and brings his friends along to regularly cameo in the videos>creepy friend troons out and is found out to be a child groomer as expected>disappears from videosthat's about it I think
>>745430983>he trooned out after his wife divorced him and took his kidMany such cases.
>>745415915>use ai or photoshop for promo>look up their past releases>decent enoughhmmdo i dare?
>>745432087your money
>>745432087if they cheap out on the promo images you can never be sure where they cheaped out on the product
>>745432087If you do, make an unboxing thread. It would be funny
>>745432087I have the bridal Primarina coming in the mail right now. I'll know soon how decent they are. Only took a damn year for it to ship.
i rather get a lopunny figurine to bend over as i can try and slip in her coinhole slot
>>745425141>The problem with life-sized plushes that are shaped like people is you need to like, put them in a chair or some shit. And now that's one less chair you have. It's no longer a guest chair, it's Gardevoir's chair and if you want to move her it's a bridal carry to some other chair. Then you spend too long alone in the house with the plush and you start hearing her tell you which chair she wants to be in today. That's how they get you.It's been a long time since I sincerely got scared like this
>>745431329Yeah why would you use a readily available resource so know if someone deserves your money? We should blindly consoom instead.
id buy it if i lived alone
>>745434646Missing the part where they stare dead into your eyes as they dirty the litterbox.
>>745412095I was stuffed/cloth sex dolls were a real thing, the rubber ones I've bought always have way too strong of a chemical smell
>>745418760I tried to>horny teenager>brother wins some living onahole-sized stuffed monkey plush at a carnival>sits it up on our shelf and leaves it there>one day I cut a hole in the bottom and try to fuck it because fapping was getting boring>go at it for half an hour feeling good but ultimately not cumming>put it back where it was and forget about it>one day it disappears after mum cleans our roomI'd rather cuddle one instead because putting a hole in it would be a huge waste of money and time getting it in the first place.
>>745434954they are real
>>745434646fuckable?where?sauce?
>>745434995Show me
>>745418970Yet people still make half baked ideas anyways.
My sister is having a baby soon, I'm thinking of buying a plush. What should I get?
>>745413936I checked them out for the goof but now I kind of want the mew
>>745435426Something other than your sister's baby you freak.
>>745435426Get a stuffed dinosaur, kids love dinos.
>>745420778>>745434646How's the color so accurate? It's not real stuff put in there is it?
>>745435563anon food colouring and dyes have existed for a very long time
>>745435594Yeah but so accurate? Can you really do full RGB spectrum with food coloring? I like how we both assume the goal is for the output to be safe to drink btw.
>>745411984Oh so it’s front hips are just like that
>>745435694Maybe not "full" RGB but a piss yellow is easy if you have the time
>>745434646
>>745411984Where's her rack?
>>745435892non-canon I'm afraid
>>745433762Pussy.
>>745425141Some people still understand that 4chan is a comedy site. Maybe 5% of people. The rest think it's a place to push political agendas.
>>745435952Liar.
https://files.catbox.moe/aows8i.mp420 pounds of pussy
https://youtu.be/a2ko3eNoI5k?si=49JXddvZuf7wfcCl
>>745435952I would normally agree with you but they gave her a non-canon human butt
>>745436842I hate Umbreon, but I'd cum in this daily.
>>745436842I was never fond of these severed body parts types of toys but at least Hoopa exists now for Pokémon specifically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFGMO1q4wYA
>has a male Lopunny>Draining Kiss>BounceBased..?
>>745437390NINTENDO, NO!
>>745437175dagashi sets with Hoopa make me diamonds
>>745434982How long ago was this lmfao
>>745437509hmm his coloring on the sex organs is too soft. probably due to censors
>>745412341de butt is too big, saar
>>745436842>looks like a cat with sunglassesboner 404
>>745420948There's a corpse inside that thing isn't there
>>745438362the full size ones are more your flavor
>>745438291Yeah that's why some joke that she's wearing a giant diaper under some tights, kinda like this horrific specimen.
>>745438509>yesYesyesYesJotaro.png
>no garchomp onahole with sandpaper skinwhy live
Threads like these are proof that femcels do not exist.Retards are ready to fuck a plushie of some pokemon with barely comprehensible female features, let alone the inner anatomy for it.
>>745438978>Threads like these are proof that femcels do not exist.They do exist and the fact that the kind of people populating this very thread exist means their inability to get laid is greater than any incel.
>>745438978That's like saying that malecels don't exist because foids are ready to pounce on dogs, horses, cucumbers and ears of corn.
>>745439258>pounce on dogs, horses, cucumbers and ears of corn.The difference is those things exist.
>>745435484heh
>>745420948GREEN LOVERS COME RESCUE ME
>>745438509Okay I was really into it but this angle makes me want it
>>745438978These plushies are more attractive than real women. Yes even the grotesque ones, somehow, are more appealing. Real women are just that bad.
>>745438978This particular pokémon is objectively pretty hot, thoughI don't know about women but I think I'd fuck this
Where's the on-model mew figurine mating press webm
>>745438978"femcels" are deformed blimps that need to fuck Chad but can't.
>>745436842whats the source for this masterpiece
>>745443204https://www.gkloot.com/spirit-demon-studio-umbreon-leafeon_p15570.html*note: not actually 20 lbs of pussy
>>745414778Dude what? Sauce on the giant primerino?Not even for fug, looks cute
>>745414778Nice curtains.
>>745437127Umbreon is cool, you faggot.
>>745443576thank you. i wish i could live alone to breed this everynight
>>745443576its an oldfag meme
>>745444418I'm aware
>>745444296>His real name is literally BlackieNo.
>>745424285>random shadman art as the single centerpiece in the wallwtf why? I mean understand if he was a tranny and porn addict, but why put suggestive child art from a notorious porn artist? Is almost like he gets off of people knowing what he smacks his meat off.
>>745414778I wish zerofox1000 did more with this male Primarina. https://e621.net/posts/1096691
>>745411984AI right? I would legitimately buy this if it was real for Lopunny appreciation purposes.
>>745444625>actually considering bulbapedia's weird, mostly inaccurate romanizations
>>745430671Great way to get microplastics all over your dick.
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