>Mario was given a mustache because 1980s arcade hardware limitations made it nearly impossible to draw a mouth or animate facial expressions on a tiny pixel sprite.It's time for Nintendo to remake Mario the way they originally wanted to.
Mario is suppose to be 24 to 25 years old according to Miyamoto. With the moustache that's bullshit but without it...I can see it.
mario if he did not have one iota of desire in his heart to crush turts
>>745419313Felix?
>>745419313NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>>745419571>With the moustache that's bullshitIt's what people looked like back then
>>745419313He looks like he wants to call me bub and show off his claws.
>>745419313He's the only moustached pop culture icon today
>>745419313> Samus was given a powerball form because 1980's hardware limitation made it nearly impossible to draw her crouching or animate being on all fours on a tiny pixel sprite.It's time for Nintendo to remake Samus's crouch the way they originally wanted to.
Done and done
>>745422172Mario if he real
>>745419571It's just easy to believe Mario is a middle-aged man when you're used to Lou Albano in the show. He was a lot manlier than the human Mickey Mouse sort of thing Nintendo was aiming for since at least SMB3.
Nah, mustaches are back in style and not the over the top ones of hipsters a decade ago but normal mustaches.
>>745419313He looks like a child molester
>>745423918why is starfox there
>>745423918The left one is actually PlayStation Mario.
>>745419313DON'T OPEN, don't say I didn't warn you, you can't unsee this. this is the real reason mario has a mustache, it's an egregore. reality as we know it is an inversion of heaven, when you blink, for a split second, you see true reality as it is, because the afterimage inside your eyelids has the colors inverted, if you want to see true reality, invert the colors, now see what happens if we do that to mario, the mustache becomes a wicked smile. mario is an egregore, a demon in plain sight, why do you guys think it became so popular so easily? now you know
>>745424271Because they are real.
>>745422525>help steproid, I'm stuck!
>>745423918What's wrong with him? Something doesn't look right
>>745419313>the way they originally wanted to.Nah, you learn quite quickly in game dev that some of your original ideas were either shit, doesn't work well with the game you're working on or you find better replacements.
That's ignorant
>>745419313>It's time for Nintendo to remake Mario the way they originally wanted to.As Popeye the Sailor Man, now that he's public domain? I agree.
>>745425829He's in 4K.
>>745426943meme aside, how has nobody ever pointed out this is literally a fucking (half) vagina with ovaries
>>745422386People are doing less smoking, drinking and sun tanning, while drinking more water. We're going to be aging a lot slower on the outside if you follow a decent skin care routine.
>>745422172mario if he real
Because something was designed to work the way it does, that doesn't mean that it was "originally" intended to be something else.
>>745419313You ever wonder, how come Nintendo never redesigned Mario? Mario looks real off for a mascot. He's fat, short, and his face is weird with the bulbous circle nose. And worse how can someone who is fat be the acrobatic mascot for a platforming franchise? Mario is one of a kind because every other platformer has characters who are in shape.You'd think Nintendo would have redesigned him years ago to make him more visually appealing. Worked for Sonic, worked for Mickey Mouse and it goes on.
>>745427793Also more fluoride in our bodies fucking out hormone balance so men look like women and vice versa
>>745429873We might not have to wait much longer.
>>745429906fake news
this board has lost so much of its soul and this thread is proof
>>745429906>fluoride affecting hormonesyou're thinking of xenoestrogens nigga
>>745429906>fluoride in our bodies fucking out hormone balanceThis dude still living in 1965
>>745429873mario hasn't been fat in like 30 years
>>745433859is this true, /v/?
>>745429873They did redesign Mario.
>>745419313It's funny how autistic he looks without the mustache.
>>745423918If you made mario on the left look a tad more Dwarven it would actually look great. Get women out of vodka and make vidya gross for boy again.
>>745436809*vidyaI am admittedly phone posting rn
>>745423918Sad Zelda's already confirmed getting this treatment.
>>745419313If a man doesn't have facial hair he can't even be called a man.
>>745419313I always see these no-mustache Marios with ultra-smooth skin, but how's he look with 5-o'clock shadow?
>>745436935Good.Ocarina of Time will be better than whatever picrel is.
>>745437131>b-b-butThey'll both be absolute shit, Zelda will just disappoint me infinitely more because I actually care about it.
>>745427715meds
>>745429906I'm not sure it's the fluoride but lower testosterone in men is visible all around. There's the micro plastics everywhere fucking up our balls
>>745422172If this is a relic from the "old internet" it can stay dead. Rest in piss.
>>745422525Shitposting aside, i miss when limitations would spark creativity like that. If Metroid was made today she would just be able to crawl and the morph ball and its puzzles would not exist
>>745429873>Worked for Sonic
>>745438797It's less than 5 years old.
>>745427715BRO...rotate it 90 degrees.. You won't beleive this...
>>745419313>It's time for Nintendo to remake Mario the way they originally wanted to.
>>745419313Mario if he vulnerable
>>745427793>People are doing less smoking,Nah, instead of smoking cigs people are using vapes
>>745437402Yeah... sure.
>>745444204You can hold nintendo to higher standards and like nintendo games without gobbling nintendo's cock, anon. A completely foreign concept to tendies, I know, but it's true.
>>745419313He was originally patterned after gay comedian Mario Cantone.
